Chapter 2 Ma Liang who died of a clerical error
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In the tune of the four palanquin men, it didn't take long for the shadow of Baihua Village to finally appear in front of us, I thought about it, let the two soldiers change their clothes and go to investigate, and repeatedly told them that they must not take a stitch from the people, if anyone misses my big event, don't come back, and flee to the ends of the earth, although the buddy will be punished!
Although I don't know why my attitude has changed so much, under the consistent deterrence of this fat official, these two still went honestly - of course, my abacus has also been made, and there is nothing missing:
"If things are done well, then they are my soldiers, and we are a righteous army; If things don't work out well, then although they are still my soldiers, they are only temporary workers, and I will fire them as soon as possible......"
I hope that the drama of the temporary worker top cylinder is not yet agreed with in the legendary world
Seeing the two soldiers cowering towards the village, the master couldn't help it, and leaned over to me and said, "Master, the villain really doesn't understand, just a little child, do we need to be so excited?" ”
I snorted, squinted at him, and said, "You know a fart!" ”
"Yes, yes, the villain doesn't understand, the villain doesn't understand...... the master agreed, but the confusion on his face still didn't disappear, "Master, you are eloquent and the villain is out of reach, and I hope that the master will not hesitate to teach and teach in the next two?" ”
"Let's be honest, it's not as simple as we think!" I didn't dwell on it much: "To tell you the truth, this child's things are by no means vulgar, and we only got them to order gold, silver and jewelry, isn't this picking sesame seeds and losing watermelons?" So, I have bigger plans, but it's inconvenient to tell you! ”
Master's eyes suddenly lit up: "Could it be that the master wants him to draw something else?" ”
I smiled but didn't answer, my face was unfathomable, just like when Taiji was in the community, and I almost carved the word 'flickering' on my face.
The master speculated to himself: "Do you want a peerless treasure?" …… The elixir of life? …… Thousands of soldiers, soldiers? Do you want to be the emperor, sir? ”
I stared at him dumbfounded: "It's a pity that you don't go to the starting point code word for this brain hole - the idea is much more ingenious than mine!" ”
After a while, the two officers came back and reported: "Master, that child, that child, that child, that child......"
I shouted dissatisfiedly, "Say it! ”
"The kid...... It's dead! ”
I was shocked: "Dead? Who died? You say that the magic pen Ma Liang is dead? ”
The officer nodded with a sad face: "Yes, he died last night." ”
To be honest, although I have crossed over here, the thing that really scares me is this incident - my god (Yunpeng version)! Ma Liang died in the story of Ma Liang, what the hell does this mean, how can you let me go back?!
It's too big!
I discussed with my master with a sad face: "What should I do, are we still going?" …… Uh, do you know where else there is someone who has a magic pen in their hand, what to draw or what? "Could it be that there is also a difference between true and false, otherwise it is a feature film and its sequel, the first generation and its second generation, the difference between Apple 6 and 6S, there is a simplified version missing, in fact, there is a comfortable version left?
The master was also dumbfounded, and shook his head blankly: "It's gone." ”
"Hey, ...... you said this" Now I don't care about the good guys and bad guys, so I simply waved my hand: "Let's all set off, go to the village with the master to see, and see how Ma Liang died!" ”
The servants were all happy when they heard this, and they all squeezed their eyebrows and replied, "Good! It startled me, and hurriedly added: "The discipline remains the same, if anyone forgets the three disciplines and eight points of attention, I will be locked up in prison directly after I go back, and I will not let go of the money." ”
These guys all shuddered, and their morale instantly dropped, and they said weakly: "Yes~"
A group of people poured into the village, and soon under the guidance of the villagers, they came to the outside of the earthen wall of Ma Liang's house, and before they could get closer, they saw the white paper lanterns hanging on the eaves, and the voices of the two women cried heartbreakingly, it seemed that it should be his family.
Because it was rare to come to the officers and soldiers and did not make the chickens and dogs jump, the common people were all around, although they did not get close but did not escape, it was rare to be peaceful - but the sequelae also broke out, the biggest landlord in the village did not believe that we were real, and shouted that I was a pretending official master, and said that I was going to report to the official, and I could only let people reward him for a full beating before it quieted down.
The master led the way in, and after a while helped out the two crying women out, seeing that the age should be his mother and grandmother, the two rushed to me, and knelt down without waiting for me to speak, and said in a loud voice: "Master, wronged, master, we are wronged!" ”
I hurriedly stepped forward to support me, and said politely: "Old lady, don't be afraid, if you have any grievances, you can give it to me...... Uh, tell this official, and I will definitely avenge you! "The bullying of the good ends, this portrayal has completely changed.
The old lady said with tears: "Master, my grandson was killed last night, and we were about to report to the official today, who knew that you had already come, Lord Qingtian, you were our reborn parents!" ”
I sweated profusely: "I will definitely deal with this matter, don't worry, don't call me Lord Qingtian." ”
The two women cried, hoarse and surging, and the surrounding soy sauce crowd also knelt down one after another, kowtowing like the wind blowing wheat waves: "Lord Qingtian, you are really Lord Qingtian......"
In this atmosphere, our servants and masters were completely stunned, and whispered to each other: "It's not good, it's been falsely accused!" ”
I didn't say a word, I went up and kicked on the ass of the talking officer, and then kicked them one by one, kicking and scolding: "Fuck, don't give me nonsense, all ready - I'm going to open a court trial, master!" ”
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With the help of a dark table of eight immortals and a chair with cracked sides on both sides, I quickly figured out what happened - yes, this is indeed Ma Liang's home, and he did have the magic brush to paint what changes not long ago, helping the villagers to draw a lot of farm tools and cattle and the like, so that everyone's life is turned upside down, but just this morning, Ma Liang was found dead in a small cave at the head of the village, his heart was taken away, and the magic pen was nowhere to be found.
The story of the case was very simple, so I went directly to the autopsy and confirmed the specific cause of death of the corpse - according to the master's judgment, he did die under the tone of a fierce beast, and there was everything in the hole dug out of his chest, but he was absent-minded.
It seems that this youkai is quite a picky eater.
According to Conan's steps to solve the case, after examining the body, it was time to go to the scene of the crime, so I followed and took people to the small cave at the entrance of the village, and when I looked up, I saw a black stain on the wall, enchanting and slender and graceful, and it was actually a bit of Kim Hee-sun dancing the meaning of the Flying Dance, and after a closer look, I made up my mind - this is the Flying Dance, with my hips and arms raised, and my chest is bigger than a durian, and he is 100% a bewitching master who can cause turmoil in the harem.
Then, there was a sticky and wet beach on the wall on the side, which looked like snot and looked like paste, and I suddenly thought of the classic quote in the paragraph: I knew that Lao Tzu should have shot you on the wall back then......
According to this routine, I almost figured out the case - Ma Liangchun's heart was rippling, and he drew a woman on the wall in the middle of the night to solve his own problems, and suddenly the beast attacked, so he was clicked naturally...... The question is, where is this woman?
I was thinking about it, when the master pointed to the stroke on the head of the black shadow with a fan and called me: "Master, look here—you see, although it is also black here, it is ink, which is completely different from those blacks, like the last stroke of the stroke, and there is a failure." ”
I leaned in and took a look, don't say it, it's really like this, the most unreliable link in the whole case is finally connected, and it is clearly revealed in front of me:
The ancients had a very early period of sexual maturity, for example, at the age of twelve (derived from the theory that the crotch of Kong Fatzi was twelve years old)—Ma Liang was twelve years old, and it was at this age that a young man with a strong spring heart came to the cave alone—and painted a graceful beauty—his painting could come true—Yin and Yang were wrong, and the last stroke went out, and the mouth of this beautiful woman was painted, and it changed from a cherry mouth to a rift girl who walked in the night of a hundred ghosts in Japan—and then ......
To sum up, it means that Ma Liang made a mistake in painting beauties, and the beauties in his pen became a monster, and then he was bitten to death!
I'm chilling one!
I kind of know how the things in the Japanese Hyakki Night Walk came about, and I did it for a long time - maybe it was the Rip Girl who drew it with a magic brush, who knows?
There are so many things that the little devil inherits from our Great Huaxia, in addition to what tea ceremony and kendo, even the ancient supernatural stories come from us, which is also incredible!
If that's the case, then we're really going to speed up the pace, and it's too late for this monster to take the magic pen to the island country, it's our Huaxia thing, it's more national treasure than a national treasure, what do you mean by taking it away like this?
I suddenly jumped up and shouted at all the officers and men: "Quick, you all go out for me, look for it from the village in all directions, find a woman wearing a PM2.5 mask to cover her mouth, ask her whereabouts, and come back quickly to report me!" ”
Everyone looked at each other, and the master said cautiously: "Master, what do you think...... Is it a woman? ”
"It's not a woman, it's a monster that looks like a woman, and it has a big mouth!"
"Oh...... So, what is this PM2.5? ”
I was furious and said, "It's just a thing that can't get into your mouth - damn it, I'll kill you if you chirp crookedly!" ”
The errands rushed out, and the villagers spontaneously took joint action with the errands, forming a new joint force, and began to look for the whereabouts of the rift girl in all directions of the village, accompanied me only by the master and the four sedan chair men, at the same time, the landlord Lao Cai, who was beaten up, came to my side, squinting at a black panda eye and smiling: "Master, I, I just have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, you, you appreciate your face to sit in the small home, let the villain accompany you, do you see it?" ”
I glared at him and said disdainfully, "What, now you think I'm real?" ”
The landlord laughed and said: "It's the small one who doesn't have long eyes, it's the fault of the villain - you are a noble person who forgets things, but I remember that when I went to the city because of the sedan chair that hit you, I was beaten so much, so today you asked someone to beat me and I knew - don't say it, this beating is not the slightest difference from the year, or a familiar formula, a familiar taste, this feeling I will never forget, so you, it must be a fake official master, you can't be wrong!" ”
My master and I glanced at each other and said in unison, "...... You're a! ”