There are many kinds of crossing, the most used in the dog's blood network text, soul crossing, reincarnation and personal crossing, according to Baidu Encyclopedia - the reasons for crossing mainly include the following: normal points include natural disasters and man-made disasters, Xiaosan framed, suicide, killer agents were killed on a mission, dream travel, or visit an ancient cultural relic, watch family heirlooms, thunder and earth fire, etc.; Funny ones include choking to death by a wedding ring, being happy to die of lightning splitting, and dying of myocardial infarction by finding out one's color. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The heroine crosses, whether she is a dinosaur or a beauty in this life, whether her personality is narcissistic or not, whether she has a princess disease and Hong Kong's feet are lush and smelly, she will become a heartthrob after crossing, as long as she is a man, she will love, as long as she is a woman, she will be jealous, and in the end, most of them are with a domineering president emperor (general?) that she likes. The son of a wealthy family? Sword God Sword Saint Sword Immortal Sword Ghost? ) double residence and double flight; The male protagonist crosses, no matter how much his ability (various abilities, including but not limited to sexual ability) looks like or even obscene, he will be favored by many beauties after crossing, and finally marry a lot of wives to satisfy his YY mentality!

To sum up, the biggest difference between women and men is a teacup with a teapot, and a teapot with N teacups!

If you are lucky enough to cross, please pay attention to the following: first, maintain an even speed throughout the whole process, master the rhythm, rest and eat as planned; Second, arrange and adjust the plan reasonably according to your physical condition, and if necessary, you would rather extend the crossing time than overdraw your physical strength, so as to maintain sufficient physical strength for unforeseen situations in the future; Third, after crossing, please find out the situation of your crossing as soon as possible, if it is a waste stream, please be sure to find the old man hidden in the ring, because he is your only backing in the other world, if you can't find it, it will only appear after being beaten, please take the initiative to make cheap mockery and beating, so that you can open the golden finger as soon as possible, if it is a teenager with ambition, then please stay at home and don't go out, because you will definitely fall from the clouds to the trough, and then start your second life...... And cherish it, everyone, don't be afraid, the rest of your life is still waiting for you!

The above paragraph is by no means nonsense, because this is the state of mind after I opened my eyes, and at the same time, I have determined my situation from various signs: soul wear plus male protagonist plus waste stream - please note that this is a waste stream and not a waste stream, for a simple reason:

I think I'm such a piece of shit!

It was a sunny afternoon, and I was half-lying in a decent, moving sedan chair, and the first thing that caught my eye was the tray of apples, plums, grapes, and watermelons beside me—if we didn't consider the historical reasons, that is, the correct year in which these things were introduced to China, then it was indeed a rather innovative start—and as soon as I turned around, I saw myself in the reflection of the tea bowl on the other side.

Two sparse beards, triangular eyes with slightly swollen eyes, a belly like Rokka, fat arms and thighs without any muscles, and the appearance of wanting to beat himself up at a glance......

it!

I'm not the male protagonist's soul outside the waste stream.,It's also a villain.,In terms of this kind of physical condition and situation.,No matter what the script is, you can't survive more than three episodes.,It's a typical dragon set that can't be more typical - it's me who is running the trick!

I cleared my thoughts: just now I was soaring into the sky at the birthday banquet of the old man of the Ren family, and then I met the bomb maniac, and at this critical moment, my golden finger suddenly launched, sending me into a legendary world that needs to be managed by a legendary master, and then entered the body of this fat official master.

It's not complicated, it's complicated, how do I go back?

Although I am said to be a legendary controller, it does not mean that I can skillfully use this system like the second master, just like Sicong's class that picks up his father may not be able to take the helm, seeing the move is the right way - so, I determined my own thinking at the first time: I must figure out what kind of world this is, solve the problem with the vine, find a way to go home, and at the same time determine whether Ren Xiaoyan came to this world with me, and if she comes, I have to take her with me.

From this, you should be able to see that I am indeed a good man with responsibility......

Thinking of the pleasure, I couldn't help laughing, and the curtain on the side of the sedan chair suddenly opened half of the door, revealing an obscene, dirty, sharp-billed monkey cheek, looking at the face that poured out of the same mold as me, and asked me flatteringly: "Master, is there anything wrong with you?" ”

"Old ...... Master? ”

I suddenly thought, yes, isn't my virtue just a master who sent to the door to find a smoker, needless to say, this one on the side must be the master - it's easy to figure out the situation, ask directly, anyway, it's a bad person, don't say change the chili water tiger chair immediately, then it's not SO-EASY?!

(Narrator: Mom doesn't have to worry about my studies anymore!) ）

I coughed, nodded pretendedly, and reached out to wiggle a few goatee beards from my lower forehead: "Who, where are we?" ”

"Report to the master, we have arrived at the Heishui River, less than ten miles away from Baishan Village, and your wish is about to come true!"

It seems that I guessed correctly, the owner of my body is really happy to go to Huangquan, and now I am on the way - bad, I only know that legends will not be scattered in their own world, but what about the little people, passers-by, and dead runners? Will they die?!

"Stop! Stop first! I cried out coldly: "Come down and rest, discuss and discuss let's continue!" ”

The master was a little puzzled, and said confusedly: "Master, didn't you just urge us to hurry up, don't let that guy run away, why do you want to rest again now?" "You know what a fart!" I pretended to be profound: "What I said to you just now, otherwise you would have worked so hard?" Now it's almost here, of course we have to discuss, such a big thing do you think it's soy sauce? ”

The master was stunned: "You said to fight...... Hit what? ”

"You ignore it," I waved my hand and shouted directly to the palanquin outside: "Stop, stop!" Sir, I want to pee! ”

The swaying of the sedan chair stopped abruptly, and then leaned forward slightly, the tall master opened the curtain with a gentle face, and stretched out his hand to me with a folding fan in the socket of the back of his neck, with a smile on his face: "Master, slow down......"

I got off the sedan chair with the support of this grandson, looked around, and finally made the situation clear and clear - this is obviously an official road, the traces of the car are very obvious, there is not a single grass in the middle of the road, and it seems that people often pass by here; In addition to the master, there were four sweaty palanquin men around, and more than a dozen errand men in armor and knives, whose expressions were similar to imagination, and they were not good people at first glance.

I sat down next to the roadside, and the master immediately handed me tea, and I took the tea to sort out my thoughts for a moment, and then said, "Say, what should I do when I get to the place?" ”

It's okay not to ask, but when I asked, the master's eyes widened, and his face was full of puzzlement: "Master, we ...... Do we need to discuss? ”

"Hey, don't even listen to me now, do you? Come on, drag them out and fight ......"

I still use this trick very well, as soon as I finished speaking, the master immediately covered his head and lay down on me, kowtowed and begged for mercy: "Don't sir, master, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'll say it right away——"

"Stop, don't fight yet-you see, it's good to say no earlier, you have to be honest if I ask someone to do it, are you a cheap guy?" I waved my hand for the soldier to stand down and continued: "Get up and speak." ”

The master got up with a grunt, whether he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy or turned over and got up, he was very skillful, just like the oil seller in the ancient text, he seemed to be used to it, he simply said: "Master, as soon as we go, let people arrest him immediately, and then let him draw whatever he wants, what do you think?" ”

"Catch it, and then draw something?" I began to wonder what this meant: "Which one is this?" ”

"It's as simple as that, sir," the master didn't understand, "What are you hesitating about?" ”

I might say that I don't know what he's talking about, so I can only vaguely say, "It's not that simple, you can find a good partner to talk to, especially after seeing so many betrayals - don't you think about it?" ”

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, such a simple question, it really stumped the master, he stared at me for a while, the expression on his face was similar to the graduate school man he met on the road, except that he was confused and stupid, and it seemed that there was a distance from the living: "You, do you think it's wrong?" ”

"It's fine, but ...... Yes? Draw? "It was like an initiation, and I suddenly thought of something, and instantly connected what he had just said—could it be that the person I was going to find was ...... It's him?

I instantly became excited and asked, "If he doesn't paint, what will you do?" ”

"Don't draw!" The master said a few times, and said with an extremely sinister smile: "Master, you said, he is such a child, don't you want him to be square in front of you, and he wants him to be round, where is it against your will?" ”

"He doesn't paint, what do you do with him?" I sneered, "You can't kill it, can you?" ”

"Killed? It's not appropriate to kill it," the master took off the fan from the back of his neck, and fanned himself twice, but he immediately reacted and began to fan me with a fan next to me, "Master, what if this pen can't be used by others, and can only be used by him - I said, otherwise, if he is disobedient and locked up first, let people try the pen, and it really can't be used as a hindsight, what do you think?" ”

"You've thought too much about it...... I sighed and stood up, and when it came to this, I was basically sure - needless to say, the world I crossed now is the territory of the magic pen Maleonn, and I, who was ready to rob him, was later painted on the wall with a big ship, painted a mountain of gold on the sea, and stupidly boarded the county official who drowned halfway to pull gold!

The passer-by who is really sad and can't be more sad!

No, in order to survive, I have to solve my thinking, and the first thing to change is my identity...... I made up my mind, from now on, I am no longer a stupid county magistrate who drowned for money, but the director of the poverty alleviation office who went to the mountains and countryside for the poverty alleviation project, and there is only one purpose to go to Ma Liang: financing poverty alleviation and looking for venture capital!

I have all the slogans in mind: if you want to be rich, have fewer children and more trees, and by the way, you have to build roads!