It may be that the old grandson has not given a lecture to someone for a long time, this cold talk once, and addicted, also took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, while swallowing clouds and spitting fog while explaining: "The invention of the Luoyang shovel can be regarded as a leap forward in our industry, in the past, you used an ordinary shovel to dig, at most you can see the surface of the soil, so it is difficult to see whether the dug out is five-flower soil or raw soil, but with this Luoyang shovel is very different, you put the shovel head less than two inches wide U-shaped Luoyang shovel into the ground, A few meters or more than ten meters of tough poles are installed on this end, and a little bit of it is transported into the ground, and when it is pulled out, no matter what is sacred under the ground, it can be seen clearly and clearly from the soil brought up! ”

Mazi smiled: "It turns out that our ancestor is also a smart person, if I put my head aside, I can't think of this good thing even if I want to break my head!" "As soon as I heard that this Luoyang shovel was also amazing, I wished I could get one to practice immediately. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The old grandson took a sip of water, moistened his throat, and then said: "The wisdom of this working people is endless, as long as you want to do things and are willing to use your brain, then no problem is a problem!"

I smelled the smoke just now and coughed a little, and asked suspiciously: "You said that this Luoyang shovel is indeed a good thing, but it is really not convenient to carry it, and the 'people' like us are generally unsightly, so how can we hide people's eyes?" ”

The old grandson said: "This is the endless wisdom of the working people just said, this Luoyang shovel is indeed inconvenient to carry at the beginning, and it is easy to cause suspicion, until now the Luoyang shovel has long been connected with one steel pipe after another, there are spirals at both ends of the steel pipe, a twist can be connected, loading and unloading is relatively easy, a bundle of steel pipe back in a slightly larger travel bag, the space is rich and abundant! If you want to say that this 'people fall' and then cover people's eyes and ears, this trick is even more endless, either plant crops next to the cemetery, stay until summer, use the cover of this green gauze tent to do it, or build a simple house next to this cemetery, ostensibly for living, in fact, it has already dug a tunnel in this house into the ancient tomb, or build a fake tomb next to the ancient tomb, and the work of digging the grave will be dug directly into the tomb, anyway, this trick is strange, but you have to learn to adapt to the situation and adapt to local conditions! ”

Mazi said with a smile: "Old grandson, this is what you said wrong, don't look at me Zhang Jianguo has little reading, only the second grade of primary school education, but I also know that this adaptation to local conditions means that planting crops should choose the right land to plant suitable crops, but I have never heard of this inverted bucket and the saying that it is adapted to local conditions!" ”

The old grandson looked like a teacher, and when he saw that the "student" had retorted, he immediately shouted: "You lonely rabbit cub, where do you know the breadth and profundity of this inverted bucket, I said that this is naturally adapted to local conditions!" ”

I saw that the old grandson's face was red and his neck was thick, and he hurriedly made a peacemaker and said: "Uncle Sun, you continue, don't pay attention to this pockmark, what do you mean by adapting measures to local conditions?" ”

After my persuasion, the old grandson's face was a little better: "Or this Uncle Xu can speak, which makes people sound comfortable in their hearts, if you want to ask how this is a method of adapting measures to local conditions, then there is a university to ask!" Here I am not belittling our Han people, although our Han people have been far ahead of other ethnic minorities in ancient times in terms of cultural level and economic development level, but this has led to serious thick burial customs, and this burial method is not exquisite, this mound is covered, all the fucking is five-flower soil, and even more to set up a tombstone to engrave the words, and then a grave bag, this is not obvious to say, 'There is a tomb here'! We are merciless for such a tomb, we will steal when we meet, never go empty, of course, such a tomb is not very particular about stealing, just cover it up a little, this is the most difficult to steal the Mongolian tomb, the ancient Mongolians are very particular, influenced by the Central Plains culture also pay attention to thick burials, but people can understand in their hearts that it is difficult to get rid of the fate of theft without making some measures, so when the Mongolians are buried, the craftsman will stack each layer of soil according to the block, and then fill it back layer by layer when backfilling. Then sprinkle grass seeds on the top, and new grass will grow in the coming year, even if you dig it into it with that Luoyang shovel, you may not be able to find anything! ”

"My mother, this Mongolian is also a thief, so according to what you say, is there a Mongolian tomb with an old nose still buried on the steppe?" Mazi opened his mouth and stabbed me: "Lao Xu, let's go to Xilin Gol this time, and bring some equipment, in case we are lucky enough to encounter any ancient tombs, we can also make some extra money!" ”

I said, "Your brain is really not a thinking thing, I think it's stupid to give me a night pot, it's only February, it's freezing, even if you can find the ancient tomb, what are you going to dig it for?" ”

Mazi said: "Don't say it, why didn't I think of this, then should we not go to Xilin Gol?" ”

"Go, why don't you go, the sooner the better, it's better to leave tomorrow!" The old grandson seemed to be much more anxious than me, afraid that I would hesitate, so he decided the matter before me.

"It's okay, let's go to Zhang Debao's house this time to collect the good things he said, and relax by the way, I'm busy these days!" I stood up and wanted to leave, muttering.

When the old grandson saw me get up, he also hurriedly got up to send him off: "I said this Uncle Xu, everything still has to focus on the body, this health is not good, no matter how much money you have, you will also suffer!" You can watch the things in my store, I'm old, and I don't care about how much money is more or less, just enough to spend! ”

Why are we downstairs too cold, so we sent it to the door, and the old grandson looked at himself and was wearing a pair of shirts, and said: "Then I won't send it far!" I also wish you both a smooth journey and a full return! ”

Mazi and I didn't reply, hummed twice, it was a response, and Mazi patted me on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Okay, Lao Xu, now I have learned to fool people, I am idle to death every day, and I lied to the old grandson that I am busy these days!" ”

I also smiled and said: "Isn't this also what he taught, to be a businessman, you have to be sincere and deceitful, or where can you make a lot of money, I can only call it the way of others and govern others." ”

I sat in the building for a long time, and I shivered with a cold wind that blew out, and there were still snowflakes floating in the sky. I don't like to freeze my ears, cover my ears with my hands, as warmth, pockmarked board car is heavier, push the car to follow behind, probably to see me cover my ears, afraid that I can't hear clearly, shouted at the top of his voice: "Lao Xu, how do you say that Zhang Debao looks honest, I heard that the men in the Inner Mongolia grassland are all men with big shoulders and round waists!" ”

I looked back at him and said, "Maybe it's a genetic mutation or their family moved in later, and they don't have the blood of the Mongolian steppe, so they look honest!" ”

The two of them walked in front of each other and after chatting, and after a few minutes, they returned to the store, don't look at the shabby car of Mazi, he is a baby, afraid that the snow will rust the car to death, and also found a large piece of plastic sheet from the store and draped it, carefully inspected it, and then entered the house with confidence.

When he draped the car in plastic sheeting, the snow was already falling heavily, and the house was warm, and as soon as he entered the house, the snow on his body immediately melted away, dripping dirty water on the ground, and his hair was wet enough. Seeing this, I quipped: "It depends on how hard you can live, and in two years, you will definitely be able to marry a little daughter-in-law who is like a flower!" ”

"Hehe, don't look at me not good-looking, but I'm so careful, just my pants leaked holes, I made up for them myself, besides, when you have money, let's go to the Soviet Union to find a little daughter-in-law, I heard that their female babies are all white and pure, and there are more women and fewer men, maybe you can catch the two of them when you go! By the way, you can also see if they have any fights, and pour one, even if it is to earn some of their Soviets' extra money! ”

I smiled: "You say that you are fat, you still gasp, you say that you can't recognize a few Chinese characters, and you still want to marry the little daughter-in-law of the Soviet Union, people scold you, maybe you have to be happy to think that people are fucking praising you!" ”

Mazi was talking about Xing, and was poured cold water on me, a little displeased: "Doesn't this person still have a little dream?" I see that your unenterprising thinking, not to mention that you can make a significant contribution to the economic development of our country, even if you are a daughter-in-law, it is difficult for you to marry, and you can be a single! ”

In an instant, he poured a basin of cold water on me again, and I was a little anxious, so I stomped my foot and scolded: "Just like me, others can't compare, compared with you, the big girl of others must fall in love with me and can't take a fancy to you!" ”

Mazi sat down and smoked a "lovesick bird", spit a big puff of cigarette at me, caught off guard, caused me to cough violently, and the happy Mazi laughed: "I don't look as good as you, but this body is harder than you, I see your physique, if you don't take care of it a little, maybe you have to walk in front of the old grandson!" ”

This low-cost smoke is not ambiguous, my face is red, this throat is also a little itchy, looking at the snow outside will also stop, cough and said: "Don't talk nonsense with you, there are few people who go out on this snowy day, it seems that there are no guests today, close home early!" ”

Mazi stepped on the cigarette butt, took out the iron chain from the board car, rolled it up on the iron door, and buckled the lock, which was closed, and was afraid that there would be guests in a few days, so the proprietress of the bun shop borrowed paper and pencils, and the big book "recently closed" four big characters, spit a few mouthfuls and sticked to the door, and it was the end of the work!