The latitude of Inner Mongolia is higher than ours here, I and Mazi in order not to freeze out of the problem are wrapped tightly, like two meat dumplings, the train to Inner Mongolia is much more than to Yunnan, not to mention the transfer, take the train all the way to the vast grassland. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Samai Sumu is in the northernmost part of the Xilin Gol League, and then go north is the Outer Mongolian Prairie, the traffic here is not very convenient, we have worked hard to say that a taxi in the city is willing to pull us to Samai Sumu, but this driver is really black-hearted, it should be heard that our accent is not a local, open your mouth to ask for twenty yuan, nearly half a month's salary, but this cold and no one is willing to take us, and we can only eat a dumb loss on the car.

There is no way to get to Samasumu, and the taxi is galloping directly across the vast grassland, like a free eagle. In addition to the withered yellow grass or withered yellow grass in the four directions of the southeast, northwest and northwest, there is no obstacle at all, the driver is also very casual, and occasionally turns around to chat with us, it seems that he is not driving at all, but like a few people sitting on the hot kang head in the winter of the northeast. "I said you two weren't from here, were you? Why did you come to us in winter? The driver asked, turning his head.

Mazi is a talker, and he can't close his mouth when he sees someone talking: "This socialist economy is developing well and rapidly, and our living standard is also rich, take advantage of the winter to come out and walk around!" ”

The driver smiled: "The grass in our grassland is all yellow, what is there to see, with this money, it is better to buy two pieces of meat and cook a pot of broth at home to drink!" ”

I also said: "This meat, you can't eat it often, this is too troublesome to treat if you eat too much and have high blood cholesterol and high blood pressure!" ”

While talking and laughing, the driver stopped the car suddenly, the inertia was too great, my head hit the front seat, fortunately it didn't hurt, and I held back my temper. The driver looked back at us and said, "I'm sorry, further down is their pastoral area, don't let my motor vehicle in, say that my car will destroy their pasture, and the livestock don't like to eat grass!" ”

I took out two "Great Unity" sheets from my pocket and handed them to the driver, who glanced at them with his eyes and rubbed them, and Mazi shouted: "I won't give you fake money, you don't have to look so carefully!" That's when he got the two bills up.

I got out of the car only to find that there was still a large yellow grassland around, and I couldn't see half of the pedestrians or yurts or anything, a northwest wind blew, and I shivered with Mazi, and Mazi scolded: "This turtle grandson, must be afraid that we don't give enough money, so he threw this road to the cold, if I can still see him, I have to peel off a layer of skin for him." ”

The meat of the pockmarks is still frozen enough, let alone me, the upper and lower teeth are not idle, and they have been fighting: "I think this is indeed a grassland, and it is normal for herdsmen not to let motor vehicles in, which can be regarded as a collision between modern civilization and traditional civilization!" ”

Mazi said: "You, the person who has read the book, is a crepe, just say that his mother's herdsman does not let the turtle grandson come in, and the collision of modern civilization and traditional civilization, Zhu Bajie wears glasses and pretends to be a cultural person." ”

I didn't have time to deal with him, I was worried when I looked at the six or seven northwest winds, I remember looking at the map marked on the map that Samai Sumu was in the northernmost part of the Xilin Gol League, since we came by car from the south, then we should be able to find the settlement by walking against this wind.

Mazi saw that I ignored him, but scolded Zhang Debao again: "That black-faced man is really not a fucking thing, I can't write an address clearly, we don't know how to greet him when we arrive, and I can't understand how to behave in the world." ”

"Don't scold people, your mother's surname is Zhang, maybe the two of you have relatives!" I shouted against the northwest wind, and a cool breeze poured into my stomach.

Mazi sneezed and shouted at me against the wind: "Don't, I don't want relatives like him, I can't afford to lose that person!" ”

I asked Mazi to take out a bottle of soju in his pocket, drink two sips to warm his stomach, Mazi threw the cork to the ground and drank a small half bottle, handed me the wine, I looked down at the ground, there were too many weeds, I couldn't find the cork, and I was afraid that the wine would run away without the stopper, so I held my breath and disposed of the remaining half of the bottle in one go.

Mazi was a little surprised, and gave me a thumbs up with a red face: "Okay, Lao Xu, I used to fucking think that you were a little showman, not sensitive to liquor, and you have to get drunk after a few sips, but today I found out that I have to give you the title of the fairy in wine!" ”

I burped with a "hiccup", felt a stream of hot air coming from my stomach to my head, my eyes were a little dizzy, and I bragged: "I wanted to eat with the leaders in the bureau at the beginning, I didn't have to work hard with a bottle of soju in one fucking breath, and I was so scared that those wine bags and rice bags who claimed to be drunk for a thousand cups on weekdays didn't dare to raise a glass!" ”

Mazi listened to my awesome blowing, and he was also happy to laugh, and the strength of the wine also rose, and he unbuttoned his coat, facing the wind, looking at the thin layer of snow covered on the grassland, and shouted loudly with open arms: "The scenery of the northern country, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow drifting, looking at the inside and outside of the Great Wall, but the remaining recklessness, up and down the river, suddenly lost the surging ......"

Hearing him shout like this, I also came to the spiritual head, and then his words said: "Mountain dance silver snake, original Chi wax elephant, want to compete with the heavenly princess." It must be a sunny day, look at the red dress and wrap it, it is extraordinarily enchanting......"

Mazi was answered by me and robbed of his sentence, and then I wanted to continue "There are so many delicate rivers and mountains", but I interrupted: "Yes, Mazi, I didn't expect the second-grade culture of primary school, Chairman Mao and his old man's poems are not bad!" ”

Listening to my praise like this, Mazi is even more awesome, so he simply memorized the rest of the "Qinyuan Spring Snow", and said with a smile: "Somehow, my head is stupid to death, but Chairman Mao's old man's poems are unforgettable, and he recite them like a stream!" ”

The two of us are still blowing each other here, and suddenly we saw a vague ox cart walking from west to east on the north wind outlet, we were afraid that the wind and snow would be too big, and the person driving the ox cart could not see us, and Mazi shouted loudly: "Fellow, here, here!" ”

I saw that the ox cart did not seem to be coming towards us, and I quickly shouted at the top of my voice: "Sebainu, Sebainu! ”

The man in the cart must have heard my shout, turned the cart around, and shouted to us: "Sebainu, Sebainu! ”

Mazi was a little puzzled and asked, "Lao Xu, what kind of thing did you just say?" Why did he come here? ”

I smiled and said, "The 'Sebainu' I just said is the Mongolian word for hello, I can fucking know this, I didn't expect it to come in handy!" ”

At this time, the ox cart had arrived in front of us, and the driver was an old man in his sixties, I would only say "Sebainu", and nothing else, and when I saw him coming, I could only shout Sebainu again, and Mazi listened to me shouting, and also learned from me to come to a sentence, but it was not very similar to learning, and what came out of his mouth became "Shebailu".

The old man held the ox cart steady, looked at us a few times, and said, "Aren't you friends from the grassland?" ”

Mazi said: "It turns out that the master can speak Mandarin, just now you told you to ignore me, I thought it wouldn't!" ”

I also hurriedly answered: "We are from the northeast, and we want to find a person named Zhang Debao, I don't know if the master knows me?" ”

The old master looked at us a few more times, and his movements and expressions were really similar to that Zhang Debao: "Now the people of the whole country are a family, don't look at our place here far from the central government, but no one can't speak Chinese!" As for this Zhang Debao, right? That's my old neighbor, honest lad, good man! ”

As soon as I heard that it was a neighbor, I quickly patted my ass and said: "Then since this Zhang Debao and you are neighbors, this saying gathers people by like, and the master must also be a great good person!" ”

Mazi pushed me aside, reached out to hold the master's hand, and then twisted his head to me and said, "You kid is not patriotic, why did you learn the words of the Japanese devil, if you want me to say that the master should be the best person on this grassland!" ”

The old master took out a hand and waved: "Hurry up and get in the car, you see that this hand is cold, and his face is red, there is something to talk about at my house!" ”

When Mazi and I heard this, we were polite, and jumped on the ox cart in one step, and the old cow may have a sudden strain on his back, and he couldn't react, and mooed twice, and the old master snapped a whip behind it, and the old cow struggled again and walked forward.

The ox cart walked very slowly, but it was very steady, and it didn't have to be like a motor vehicle without hands, the old cow walked slowly, the master threw the whip back into the car, and Mazi took out a bottle of liquor from his arms, stabbed me, and asked me to hand it to the master to drink two sips, and also to keep warm.

I touched the master's back with the wine bottle and said, "Master, you can also taste our liquor to see what the taste is different from your grassland horse ** wine!" ”

The old cow walked very steadily, he didn't need anyone's command at all, he could remember the way home, the old master crossed his legs and sat in the car, and he was not polite, pulled out the stopper, took a sip of it, and said with a sip of his tongue: "It tastes good, and when you get to my house, I will let you drink authentic horse ** wine!" ”

Mazi is a drunken person, heard that there is wine that has never been drunk, swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva, took the liquor in the master's hand, leaned up his neck and poured a few sips, and took it as a craving, although he claimed to be a fairy in the wine, but the strength of the Northeast liquor is still not small, now plus the previous drink, Mazi almost killed a bottle by himself, the old ox cart was so shaky, Mazi leaned his head and opened his mouth on the car and fell asleep.