I lack a girlfriend and I'm lonely!

There is a very popular joke that says that a person has been lonely for many years, and he (she) secretly swears that if he finds a female (boyfriend) friend in the future, he will give her a few slaps first, and ask her where she has died all these years and how she found me. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

And what I want to say is, if I find a girlfriend, how can I be willing to beat her to question her, I will definitely hold her in the palm of my hand and love her well.

Ding Shengxian heard me muttering, so he smiled evilly and said: "I'm the same as you, I will love her well, and don't do anything else, just get in bed for three days and three nights without getting out of bed, love well!" ”

"......" I chose to be silent to him.

My sister has been gone for almost a month, and I don't know if my sister is doing well for such a long time, and whether she misses me. Now being broken up by my sister is not my sister's change of heart, I think my sister and I should be the same, we are thinking about each other.

I don't know if my sister thinks I can't eat, I can't eat, I lost ten pounds in less than a month.

Summer is almost over, and this unforgettable summer has left me with very sweet and beautiful memories.

It's a pity that it ended up sad......

I don't know if it's possible to continue the relationship with my junior sister, I'm looking forward to it, but I'm very afraid, I'm afraid that I really won't have a chance.

I think back to my sister's bitter candy, she always said that it should be bitter first and then sweet.

Unfortunately, it backfired, and in the end, we ended up being sweet and then bitter.

Hey, if you could turn back the clock...... It's a pity that there are no ifs.

There is still half a month before the end of the month, so let's get ready, although I don't like the vice president's style of acting, but after all, he is a powerful person, maybe he helped him solve his marriage problems, and he can make a lot of money, and when I have capital, it will be easier to find a girlfriend.

If it is feasible, I am willing to exchange the money I earn for my junior sister!

Although I can't read books or notes in this month's time, I don't dare to slack off in physical training and fist and foot kung fu, even if my heart is hit, but the desire to win is there, and I don't want to be suppressed everywhere.

Physical fitness and kung fu progress is very fast, even if you can't win when you meet a master, at least it's okay to escape.

I adjusted my mentality, took out the notes and forced myself to read them, and prepared to show them at the Xuanyu organization rally.

The day of the rally is getting closer and closer, and suddenly on this day Ding Shengxian received a phone call, after which he said to me: "Lao Tian, several of my colleagues have encountered a big business, they are not enough to let me help, I can't go, maybe it will take several months to come back this time, I can't go to the assembly organized by Xuanyu, you go alone." ”

"Big business? Can you go a few days later, and then go after attending the rally, wouldn't you be able to make a lot of money? ”

"No, saving people is like fighting a fire, people may die in a few days, I have to leave the day after tomorrow, you will have to live alone again in the future, you have to take good care of yourself." Ding Shengxian said sadly.

The corners of my mouth twitched, this pervert said it so sensationally, as if I was a couple of two with him.

"Lao Tian, I still have a very glorious and sacred mission to you, you go and make a girl, I have found a candidate for you, this is the best goddess!" Ding Shengxian became mysterious again.

Seeing that there was no evil smile on his face, I wondered, "What kind of best goddess, why don't you go to soak it?" ”

"I've tried, but they're a super iceberg and won't even say half a word to me, so I can't even find a chance to talk to people. So, this glorious task can only be completed by you. ”

"Huh? Since it's a super iceberg, can I handle it? I asked.

"I don't know, anyway, you have low EQ, it doesn't matter if you can't do it, the right is to practice with this super iceberg goddess, maybe your EQ will rise after practice, and it will be much easier to pick up girls in the future." Ding Shengxian said.

"I have a low EQ, I admit it, but you don't necessarily have a higher EQ than me, and you have a problem with your IQ." I fought back unceremoniously, this guy always talks about EQ and IQ, and he can suppress this guy when his sister is there, and as soon as his sister leaves, he starts to get nervous again.

No, I'm going to have to beat his arrogance.

"Damn, can I have a lower EQ than you? Do you dare to compare yourself with me? Ding Shengxian was anxious.

I said, "Okay, compare it, compare what?" ”

"...... than a pickle girl"

"That's not good, you know that I was chopped by my junior sister with peach blossoms, and I don't have any peach blossoms at all, and I definitely won't be able to soak any of them." I interrupted him.

"That'...... Then let's compare whether this iceberg goddess talks to you or not, talking is not a pickle girl. ”

"It's okay, if someone talks to me, you will admit that your emotional intelligence is lower than mine."

Ding Shengxian's eyes rolled and said: "I have to make it clear first, you are not allowed to cheat, don't deliberately provoke others at that time, let others scold you, this is not someone talking to you." ”

"Am I as cheap as you? When I speak, I speak with dignity. ”

"Okay, follow me." Ding Shengxian took me to a commercial building in the southeast of the county, which is a technology building, and the main people working in it are people in the IT industry, game development and other professions, basically white-collar workers or some wealthy high-level people.

"See, that super iceberg goddess is working here, I inquired clearly, the goddess's name is Lin Xin. It's a clerk here. Ding Shengxian said.

I frowned and said, "People are white-collar workers, no wonder people have high vision and refuse people thousands of miles away. ”

"Hey, it's not just grassroots, slings, even the rich second generation and even some young and promising creators, big businessmen don't look at it, every day when she gets off work, there are always five or six million-level luxury cars parked here waiting for her, she doesn't look at anyone, so she is called the super iceberg goddess." Ding Shengxian said with a fascination on his face, as if the goddess named Lin Xin had a half-dime relationship with him.

"Is this woman's eyes above the top, and she can't look down on any kind of man, is it possible that she plans to find a fairy to be her husband?" I asked, surprised.

I thought it was normal for people to be white-collar workers and not look down on hanging silk, but who knew that people didn't even pay attention to the rich and handsome, and I couldn't help but be interested.

"Who knows, it is said that this beauty is still single at the age of 28, if you think about it at such an age, you don't talk about the object, if it's not particularly high-minded, it's a problem with orientation. As for what you said about finding a god as a husband, it's impossible to ......"

Hearing this, I hope she has a problem with her orientation.

Strange thoughts arise inexplicably, and I think most of every man thinks so.