It's time to get off work, and several luxury cars have driven to the vicinity of the building one after another, and a few playboys came out of it, and there is a bald old fat man, this group of people are holding flowers in their hands, leaning on the car, and waiting quietly. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's been almost an hour, and I haven't seen the legendary iceberg goddess, and those playboys can't wait, so they get together to discuss.

"It's strange, why didn't the goddess come out to eat today, she should usually come out at this time."

"It can't be that the goddess didn't come on leave, right?"

"Possibly, why don't we go to her house and wait?"

"Who of you knows where her house is? I don't know. ”

I was also strange, so I asked Ding Shengxian, and Ding Shengxian said: "I don't know, I have waited here a few times before, and I can meet it every time, who knows that if I bring you here once, it will be empty...... Take you...... Damn, it won't be the effect of your peach blossom chop. It's too evil, forget it, she definitely won't come out today, she must not have gone to work, or let's compare with others. ”

"Than what?"

"Than hooking up with children, book yourself a child daughter-in-law......"

"Beasts, beasts!"

"Don't scold people first, I'm still the same sentence, maybe our future wife is really in elementary school, or kindergarten. At that time, did you choose to be a beast or a bachelor? If you can't bear to do it, I'll come, if I succeed, you will admit that my EQ and IQ are higher than you, and if you fail, you are higher than me. ”

I thought about it, so I don't need to take action, and now the elementary school student is against the sky, and he will be defeated last time, so compared to him, the odds of winning are quite big.

"Okay, I'm better than you."

"Okay, let's go to kindergarten this time."

I exclaimed, "Isn't it elementary school?" ”

"Nine- or ten-year-old children are already sensible, and it's not easy to fool." Ding Shengxian said with a smile.

I said disdainfully, "You're just right for a three-year-old." ”

"It's not okay to look down on people, I can fool four or five year olds, and six years old is okay!"

"Well, you're just the right age group!" I laughed.

"You don't care how old you are, if I can fool around, then I'll win."

When he came to the kindergarten, just in time for school, the children walked to the school one after another, Ding Shengxian looked for a little girl with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, took out snacks and shook them, and said, "Little daughter-in-law, do you want to eat candy?" ”

"Yes!" The little girl didn't recognize life at all, and said very simply.

"Then you call me a little husband, and I'll give it to you!"

"What's the little husband?" The little girl asked innocently with her big innocent eyes.

"The little husband is the little husband, that is, the husband and wife, I am your husband, you are my wife."

The little girl didn't understand, blinked her eyes and asked, "Is the little husband delicious?" ”

"Uh...... Good...... It's delicious......" Ding Shengxian said hesitantly.

"Then I'm going to eat my little husband!"

"Okay, my little husband will let you eat it now!" Ding Shengxian brought his mouth to the little girl's mouth.

The red fluttering little mouth pursed and said, "What are you doing?" ”

"Let you eat your little husband! Come on, it's delicious, it's addictive to one bite! Ding Shengxian laughed.

Although the little girl is small, she is not stupid, and pouted: "Isn't this just kissing, you lie to me, you are a big liar!" ”

"Damn...... It's so hard to fool ......" Ding Shengxian broke out in a cold sweat, thinking that he could coax children to be fooled with some snacks, but who knew that today's children are against the sky, whether they are primary school students or kindergartens, whether they are three or four years old or ninety years old, they are very clever.

"Don't shout, don't shout, these are all for you, if you don't call my little husband, I'll give you food!" Ding Shengxian was afraid that the little girl would call someone and treat him as a pervert.

The little girl slapped the snack on the ground with a snort and said, "I don't eat liar's things, my mother said that liars' things are poisonous." I ate it and fell asleep. ”

"It's okay if you don't eat, as long as you don't shout!" Ding Shengxian wiped his cold sweat and kept comforting.

When I do bad things, I have a weak heart, and I am always scared, I looked at Ding Shengxian's embarrassed appearance on the side, and I couldn't help laughing.

The second goods, let you be scared, see if you dare to destroy the flowers of the motherland casually in the future.

Suddenly, another little girl came over, and although she was not as good-looking as the previous one, she was not unsightly. Besides, children's faces have not grown, and those who are good-looking now may not be good-looking when they grow up, and those who are ugly now are not necessarily ugly when they grow up.

The little girl grabbed the snack in Ding Shengxian's hand, and said in a milky voice: "I call you little husband, you give me food!" ”

"Huh? Okay, okay, you call first! ”

"Little husband!" The little girl screamed crisply.

"Alas, little daughter-in-law, you are so nice!" Ding Shengxian laughed and stuffed the snacks in his hand into the little girl's hand.

The little girl smiled innocently and brightly, tore open the snack bag, and ate happily.

"Damn, there was someone who took the initiative to deliver it to the door!" I couldn't help but say in surprise, who would have thought things would be so unexpected.

Let these two goods successfully hook up with a little girl, the flowers of the motherland were destroyed, I am very angry, of course, the main reason for not being angry is that I lost, I have to admit that my IQ and EQ are not as good as him.

Ding Shengxian's happy snot bubbled, making the little girl who was eating snacks laugh, and as a result, two tubes of snot also flowed down.

Ding Shengxian hurriedly took out a tissue to help the little girl wipe her nose and wipe it for herself.

"Little daughter-in-law, let my husband kiss one!" Ding Shengxian smirked.

The little girl pecked at Ding Shengxian's lips generously, and then asked innocently, "Big brother, what's your name?" ”

"I ...... Well...... My name is Tian Shengxian! ”

Damn, you don't even say your name, you say it seems to be my name...... No, it's supposed to be a combination of me and his name...... But when I think about it, I think it's me. Because he used to call me the Great Sage, the Great Sage.

This guy is shameless, so shameless!

The little girl blinked her shining eyes and said, "Brother Tian, when I grow up, will you really come to marry me?" ”

"Yes, it will, you have to wait for my brother at that time."

"Hmmm! Brother Tian, my name is Peng Xiaohan, you have to remember me, you can't forget. The little girl said earnestly.

"I won't forget it." Flowers can grow on Ding Shengxian's smiling face.

"Pull the hook!"

"Okay, pull the hook."

"Hang yourself on the hook, you can't change it for a hundred years!" The two shouted together, and after that, they both laughed happily.

I know that the little girl laughs very innocently and purely, and the second girl laughs very **** and shameless!

I really wanted to give him two feet and tell the little girl that it was all fake.