Life and death are undoubtedly terrifying and terrifying for ordinary people, Ren Xiaoyan can't help but be vulgar, just stunned for a moment, and then began to arrange her hair and pull the corners of her clothes, and laughed at me silly: "How do I look?" ”

"You are also white-skinned and beautiful, with a good image and temperament!" I used the routine of the street tabloid marriage agency to boast casually, and then said: "It's just that the dead are all dead, who are you dressed up for?" ”

"Why bother if you really believe it," Ren Xiaoyan grinned: "This is obviously a TV program, and people make up and spoof us - hey, where is your camera, give my sister a close-up!" ”

She laughed directly at the rhinoceros, with a posture of Wang Chongyang coming out of the customs from the east to the west, and almost shouted the words "I am invincible in the world", but - I could only shake my head helplessly and muttered: "You think too much......"

"I think about it a lot, it's because you have too little knowledge," Ren Xiaoyan was unmoved, stretched out her hand to pull the strands of hair that floated down behind her ears, continued to smile and look around, and lied: "Don't hide out, I saw you-

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The rhinoceros said happily: "Girl, don't think about it, but we are not a TV station in the yang world, it is really a netherworld, and I am 100% in the job, and I definitely didn't lie to you." ”

Ren Xiaoyan pouted: "Still pretending, do you think it's interesting?" ”

"Really!"

"Okay, I believe you, no matter why believe it or not, I believe it anyway," Ren Xiaoyan continued: "This is down, right?" ”

I interjected, "I am true faith." ”

"Look, he also believes it," Ren Xiaoyan grinned, "Now you can show up, right?" ”

Although it is said that it is believed, Ren Xiaoyan's posture has the slightest belief that she is dead, and the rhinoceros is not, and when she sees this scene, she can only scratch her horns - it is estimated that people and cows have different habits, people scratch their heads when they are worried, and cows can only scratch their horns when they are worried - their little eyes are almost stuffed together, and they directly asked me for help: "Help talk about it, big brother." ”

"What's the matter with me, I'm also your guest!" I said blankly, "Aren't you a professional?" Why, if you are not skilled in business, you drink milk during work hours and play mahjong after work, and your prefectural Commission for Discipline Inspection has not troubled you? ”

The rhinoceros said anxiously: "I know that there are also such people from your legendary world, I haven't met them for many years!" ”

"Then you can only make a big move to get hard goods."

The rhinoceros said blankly: "What big move?" ”

"You get two imps here," I pointed to a bouncing imp not far away, "Don't be deliberate, just that one over there-" I took charge of him and began to shout, "Kid, come here, brother, here's something for you." ”

The sound of the little ghost's cry floated in front of my eyes, his legs were hanging in the air, his face was bloody, and his eyes were rushing out of the frame because of inertia, and the rhinoceros hurriedly helped him stuff it back: "Slow down, slow down, the speed limit here is 40, don't exceed it." ”

"I see," the imp nodded at the rhinoceros and turned to look at me, "what do you have for me?" ”

I fumbled around in my pocket and couldn't find anything, then turned around and asked the rhinoceros, "Do you have any sugar, lend me one?" ”

The rhinoceros glared at me, took a piece of cake from his pocket and handed it over, and the little imp immediately grinned and grabbed it in his hand, and when he inhaled it vigorously, the cake turned into a puff of green smoke and got into his nose, and he waved at us with a full burp and floated away complacently......

Ren Xiaoyan's face changed, and she coughed and pulled me away: "What, you play slowly, let's go first, there is still soup at home, I want to turn off the fire......" forcibly pretended to be nothing, and walked away, almost pulling me directly to the ground.

The rhinoceros wondered, "Where are you going?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan hid behind me and shouted, "Ghost! ”

Countless voices next to him replied together: "Who called us?" ”

"Ahh Ren Xiaoyan screamed, her head was directly stuffed under my squeaky nest, and I could only wave my hand to the countless wandering ghosts that faintly appeared around me: "Brothers, take care of it, my wife has just died and is not skilled, and I will disturb your quietness in shock." ”

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay, it's good to get used to it." The geist ghost slowly disappeared into the darkness.

When the wandering ghosts and wild ghosts were completely gone, I pulled Ren Xiaoyan, "Hey, come out, let's go." ”

Ren Xiaoyan squinted her eyes and swept around, only then did she cautiously come out, just wanted to speak, but suddenly somehow thought of the fact that she was dead, and suddenly cried: "Why bother, we are dead...... Woowoo...... I didn't live long enough to die......"

"Don't worry, I have my own way to do this," I persuaded her: "Let's go, anyway, there is Brother Niu with me, I'll accompany you to go shopping first, and by the way, see if there is a way to go back." ”

"You lied to me!" Ren Xiaoyan didn't believe it at all: "Death is dead, where is there any way!" ”

I grinned and said, "How are you going to believe me?" ”

"I don't believe it or not, I don't believe it," Ren Xiaoyan continued to be immersed in the rout: "Don't persuade you." ”

I simply said, "I swear!" ”

"I don't believe it either!"

I was straightforward: "Why should I swear to the sky, if I can't bring Ren Xiaoyan to resurrect the yang world, I won't be able to masturbate from now on!" ”

As soon as the words came out, Ren Xiaoyan's crying immediately stopped, and she looked up at me in disbelief: "You really have a way?" "Look at it like this, she finally believes it - I wonder, you say, as a woman, Ren Xiaoyan, how does she understand and know the importance of masturbation to men and then believe me, this is also too strange!?

I nodded heavily: "I promise!" ”

……

We went all the way under the leadership of the rhinoceros, all kinds of ghosts emerged on the road, Ren Xiaoyan was still very scared at first, and then saw that these ghosts did not come to scare her or make trouble, gradually relaxed, and began to look around with interest, I knew that all this was based on my commitment, so I asked the rhinoceros about the location of this place while walking:

"Brother Niu, where the hell are we here?"

"This is the Netherworld, didn't I just say it?" The rhinoceros was surprised, "You're not going to do her like that once, are you?" ”

"Oh, don't worry, I've seen a little more than her!" I smiled and said, "I just want to ask, which one of the 10,086 capital cities are you?" ”

"Sure enough, I have seen a lot, and even we know a little bit about the Netherworld Mansion," Niu Tou smiled: "But we are very special here, and we are not among the 10,086 Seat Mansion." ”

"Huh?" Now the surprise changed to me: "Aren't you under the jurisdiction of the king of Yama?" ”

"The Ten Palaces of Yama can't control us," the rhinoceros said proudly: "We are the legendary capital of the city, although we belong to one of the cities of the capital of the city, but we are not within the 10,086 capitals, Yama can't control it, the Dizang order can't be ordered, it is extraordinary, and the characters who are specifically responsible for the legendary world are reincarnated in the legendary world after death, which is very different from the ordinary capital!" ”

"You belong to the Special Zone!" I began to feel that something was wrong: "Then are you far away from the 10,086 seats?" ”

"It's far away, it's near and it's near," the bull head threw out an unfathomable sentence: "Everything is close to the end of the world, but it is thousands of miles away!" ”

"What if I want to go to the ordinary capital of the city, you won't still need a pass, or do you just have to get a passport?"

The rhinoceros shook his head and said: "No, no, it's very simple to go to the ordinary Xudu, as long as you can cross the Nai He Bridge, you can enter the realm of the ordinary Xudu, but-" He smiled and said: "There are three yin, three yang, and six true fires outside our legendary Xudu, no matter who you are, once you step out of our realm, you will be wiped out, and you will not be able to live in a thousand calamities!" ”

I suddenly jumped three feet high: "Where are you special economic zones, you are prisons!" ”

"Almost," the rhinoceros said unmoved, "Do you think, if we people here can go out and enter the reincarnation of the yang world, won't the world be completely chaotic?" ”

I said in my heart that not only reincarnation in the yang world, but even those who lived to the yang world, but it is inconvenient to say this to him, and God knows whether my identity as the so-called legendary controller is good or not, so it is better not to disclose it for the time being, so I can only change the topic: "Then, what do you mean by you taking us to hang out, you won't let the two of us reincarnate in the legendary world, right?" ”

"I don't know," the rhinoceros grinned, "I was ordered to take you there, and I don't know what to do." ”

"Huh? Who told you to bring us? "I'm even more confused - I don't know anyone here, who the is waiting for me to come?

The rhinoceros nodded into the distance: "Oh, that." ”

As we spoke, we had come to the secluded place of the legendary capital, not far away was a detached hut, not very large, with a tabletop-sized pond in the courtyard at the door, and next to it were tables and chairs erected by cobblestones, and a white figure sat in the middle, and I looked up and saw him waving at us, and I could only wave my hand casually in return.

I whispered to the rhinoceros, "Who is he?" ”

"Who is in charge of our affairs here, we don't know, we only know that everyone calls him Uncle Bai."

I nodded silently and followed the rhinoceros to move forward, and after a while, I came to the gate of the small courtyard, and sure enough, as the name suggests, there is a snow-white middle-aged man sitting in the courtyard, with a thin face and cold eyes, but for some reason, although his appearance is very clear, I still feel that I have not seen clearly, and there is no reflection in my mind......

Uncle Bai nodded politely to the side: "Please take a seat." ”

I pulled Ren Xiaoyan and was not polite, and sat straight up - it is a blessing or a curse, it is a disaster that cannot be avoided, I must not admit it at this time.

The rhinoceros said goodbye and left, and after he left, I immediately asked, "Uncle Bai, right?" ”

Uncle Bai stared at me and suddenly smiled: "It's me." ”

I immediately threw out the words that had been holding in my heart since I knew the name, "You know Aunt Hei, right?" Uncle Bai said, I know Aunt Hei very well, in fact, I was originally the person who was deceived by Aunt Hei from the sun, and I guess you also know about her daughter Xue Ruoxi, ......so what about it?"

I chattered for a long time, and Uncle Bai kept listening to me scratching without changing his face, and he didn't move half of his eyebrows, until I stopped talking dryly, and then he shook his head leisurely and said, "I don't know any black aunt." ”

"What?" I jumped straight from the stone: "You don't know her? ”

"yes, what's the problem?"

"You don't know her, that, that, why are you surnamed Bai?"

It's so strange, Aunt Hei and Uncle Bai, this must be a pair when I hear the name, so I concluded that he and Aunt Hei have an inseparable relationship, I thought I could get help, who knew that this guy actually gave me this hand - I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it 100%!

I want to see how he answers this question!

Uncle Bai smiled slightly, and said indifferently: "My name is Uncle Bai, you ask me why my surname is Bai, I want to call Uncle Hei, you want to ask me why my surname is Hei, I want to call Uncle Huang, you must ask me why my surname is Huang...... I can only say this: whether the surname is white or black, I must have a surname, right? ”

Me and Ren Xiaoyan: "...... Don't say it, it makes sense! ”