Pandora's plan really succeeded, and it didn't take long for news to come over, saying that after the king smashed half of the pots and pans in the palace, he suddenly ordered that Wen Taishi should lead his troops to the Wa Kingdom overnight to fight the Vegeta Star people, and he had already set off - the Dragon Ball is related to whether or not the six princesses can be brought, which is very important, so I simply asked Sun Gohan to rush over with the Supreme Treasure and Xiao Gu, and if nothing else, I just wanted to find a way to get the Dragon Ball. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This is what I mean, but I know very well that the development of things is definitely more than this, and with the relationship between Supreme Treasure and Sun Gohan, I will definitely secretly help, so I told him again before I set off, and seriously explained his sixteen-character policy:

"The enemy advances and I retreat, the enemy retreats and I advance, the enemy is stationed in me to disturb, and the enemy retreats and I fight - expand the results of the battle on the premise of 100% guarantee to obtain the Dragon Ball, it is advisable to chase the poor and brave, not to sell the name of the overlord, it will be more perfect if you can easily slaughter Master Wen!"

…… After the inexplicable end of the small bone matter, it is estimated that the king can let me go for the time being, so I asked the time and space chicken to find the news of the inner chamberlain and handed a note by the way, asking him to report to the king tomorrow, saying that I was extremely annoyed because I missed the opportunity to save the beauty, and I closed myself up and thought about it, and I couldn't serve the king for the time being.

Finally able to rest for two days, Nima, these days are simply not people's days, I got into the bed with beautiful longing, until the next morning when there was a knock on the door and I realized that I was thinking too much!

Because this paralyzed chamberlain is here again, still early in the morning, still with a fucking smile on his face, and opening his mouth to say congratulations......

"Didn't I invite the sin wall gate, what are you doing again?" I grabbed my hair like crazy, and said without tears: "You are taking me as a Sunday - what do you want, you won't let me die cleanly, right?" ”

The waiter waited for me to scold and scold enough, and then said with a smile: "My lord, I'm here to congratulate you - you don't know, the king knew that you had thought about it behind closed doors at home, and laughed several times, praising you for being the hero of the big business, and specially ordered me to tell you that this is all an old king's mistake and has nothing to do with you!" ”

"Okay, I know," I hung my head and waved my hand, "I won't send it......"

"Also, don't worry, sir!" The chamberlain hurriedly held the door so that I wouldn't close the door and clamp my hands, "The king also said that this morning he will summon the prince of Boyi to offer the three treasures of Xiqi, so that you can also go and have a look." ”

"What, Bo Yi Kao Xianbao?" I swooped and woke up: "Today? ”

"yes, it's almost time to get started......

I rushed back to the house without saying a word, and began to put clothes on my head - Bo Yi Kao Bao is a big deal, and it must be a death according to the development of the routine, but now that the situation has changed greatly, how dare I, buddy still pointed out that he was a good thing about Shen Gongbao in Xiqi!

I put on my clothes in three steps and two steps, and hurriedly boarded the carriage with the attendant, and when I went out, I saw the time and space chicken yawn and peek out through the crack in the door, and left with a word.

"Take people to the old place and wait for me, it's a hurdle again!"

I know very well the treasures attacked by Bo Yi Kao, which are the fully automatic induction car, the Sea King Golden Bottle Hangover Elixir and a white-haired monkey, whose scientific names are Qixiang Che, Decanting Felt and White-faced Ape respectively. Qixiang car does not need to be driven by external forces, does not need to refuel and charge, all rely on its own solar battery can always walk without barriers, and change direction at any time according to the passengers' ideas, with 360 degrees of full-angle reversing and storage function and GPS positioning, favored by countless Confucian generals in later generations - it is said that Zhuge Wuhou's car is made of imitation of this thing, but the function has not been achieved.

As the name suggests, the biggest effect of the sobering felt is to sober up, no matter how much wine you drink and how drunk you are, as long as you lie on it, you can stay awake all the time, and protect the liver and liver, as the Neptune Golden Bottle advertisement said: The liver is good, the appetite is good, the body is good when eating, and the fifth floor is not panting in one breath!

The third treasure is even more incredible, it is a pure white monkey, it is said to be good at rock and roll ROP, can DJ and warm up, rap, hip-hop, folk, hi song, heavy metal, post-modern, etc., all know everything, has participated in countless Xiqi "I am a singing monkey" competition, is a well-deserved award terminator...... If you have this monkey and don't do anything else, just shout that he will hold a concert and you can receive a soft hand by collecting tickets, and the value can be seen!

Xiqi sent such a valuable treasure for only one purpose, that is, to be able to lead the king to be happy to release Bo Yi Kao his father King Zhou Wen, and the purpose was finally achieved, but the only pity is that Bo Yi Kao was chopped into meat sauce and wrapped in buns - I must save this kid, no matter what the subsequent development of the matter, I can't let Shen Gongbao control Xiqi completely, right?

When I arrived at the main hall, sure enough, the offering of treasure had already begun, and it was the white monkey who was performing at that time - I saw this monkey standing in the middle of the main hall, holding a six-string zither in his hand, and his paws pulling out a sense of rhythm on it, his eyes were closed, and the whole person was ...... Uh-no, the whole monkey reveled in its own song:

“…… I want to, what is the use of this iron rod~~ I want it, what about this change~~ Still uneasy, or low-key~~~ The golden hoop is the head, and I want to say that I will take a break~~~"

At the end of the song, everyone snapped and applauded, and the king also closed his eyes slightly, and he dreamed like a memory: "Good song!" Good song! ”

"King Takami, it's indeed a good song!" Everyone chimed in: "The lyrics are amazing! Only Bo Yi Kao stood on the side and was stunned, with tears faintly floating in his eyes, and the Xiqi minister Sanyisheng and others who came behind him didn't even respond to poking him a few times, and then I didn't know who pinched him with his nails before he woke up.

The king was also disturbed by this voice, he opened his eyes and glared at Bo Yikao with great dissatisfaction, and his eyes fell on me in a flutter, especially seeing that I hadn't found a seat yet, of course, he might also be attracted by my hairstyle and temperament, so he asked me: "Jiang Aiqing, tell me, what do you think after listening to the song of the white ape?" ”

"Thoughts? Uh......" I said nonsense: "In this song, it fully sings the sighs and ups and downs of an imprisoned monkey, whether it is in terms of eyes, expressions, movements, and tones, it is all well coordinated, especially the last high note, which can show postmodernism and a strong indictment of this society!" ”

"Well analyzed, indeed!" The king smiled and said: "Sure enough, it's a strange treasure, and it's rare for Xibohou to have a heart......" He slowly looked around, his eyes crossed over the princes and ministers under him in turn, and said with determination: "Since this is the case, then I will forgive Xibohou for his disrespectful sin - come, accept the gift, and then go and call Xibohou to come over and ......"

Before the words fell, Bo Yi Kaoputong knelt on the ground, kowtowed like garlic and said: "King, king, please atone for the sins of the ministers, please forgive the sins of the villain......"

This scene came so suddenly, not only did the king not understand, but even we were all confused: "Bo Yi Kao, what are you doing here?" San Yisheng and the others also tried their best to pull him up, but he shook him twice and broke free, kneeling on the ground and not being able to get up, "King, the minister has a word!" ”

"If you have something to say, just say it!" King Su said: "I have only heard that some people can only sing if they stutter and do not speak, but I have never heard of those who can only squeak when they kneel on the ground!" ”

Bo Yi Kao said cautiously: "King, in fact, I am an animal protectionist - the white ape has been with my family for a long time, I have always regarded him as my best friend, hoping that he can accompany me and accompany me, and later because of my father's relationship to enter the king, I also made a lot of determination......"

The king waved his hand a little impatiently: "You don't think I like this monkey, so sit on the ground and start the price - I'll call 12315 to sue you believe it or not?" ”

Bo Yi Kao shook his head: "That's not what the minister meant. ”

"And what do you want?"

Bo Yi Kao said sadly: "I mean, although I have a good relationship with the white ape, but I look at the problem from the perspective of people, thinking that I will be happy when I am happy, and I don't care about its feelings at all...... I—I'm not even as good as an outsider, I'm such a bastard! ”

Why is this involved me again, doesn't this make me trouble?

In my heart, I secretly scolded Bo Yi Kao for being a fool, and at the same time coped: "I can't blame you for this, how can I say it, let's borrow a phrase - not every drop of milk is called Trensu, and not everyone who turns around can become your mentor......"

"You don't have to comfort me!" Bo Yi Kao choked up: "I have been wrong for so many years, and today it is your words that make me cheerful, although the sentences are piercing, but they are golden and jade good words——"

"I didn't mean that!" I was also anxious: "I'm not very good at talking, if there's anything offensive, you're going to fucking hit me!" ”

Bo Yi Kao turned his head to the king and said: "The little minister is bold, I want to ask the king to let me let the white ape return to the mountain and return to the embrace of nature!" ”

I stomped my foot and said, "Even if you let it go, it won't have a place to go, how rare are white monkeys, and you won't be caught to make hot pot when you are seen?" ”

Bo Yi Kao resolutely said: "My heart has been decided! ”

"Hey, I have a sentence that my mother sells batches and I don't know if to talk about it......"

Before I finished speaking, the king interrupted me with a heavy angry shout, and said angrily: "Bo Yi Kao, you want to take the monkey back?" The princes began to whisper, and they gave Bo Yi Kao a look, and San Yisheng and the others were even more anxious to pull the corners of his clothes in the back, but Bo Yi Kao turned a deaf ear and still said:

"Please, please, king...... Fulfill! ”

The look of warm anger on the face of the King of Xuan was heavier, and there was a faint murderous intent in his eyes, but in the end, only one word burst out from between his teeth: "Good!" "Obviously, this is already the limit of the King of Zhou, and he is warning Bo Yi Kao in this way - if you dare, I swear that I will beat you to death, it is very cruel!

Bo Yi Kao finally stood up and bowed heavily to the king: "King Xie! Then, under the stunned gaze of the civil and military princes of the Manchu Dynasty, he came to the white ape without hesitation and said softly: "Are you willing to go?" ”

The white ape cooed a few times, and Bo Yikao was surprised: "Why can't you go, why?" ”

The white ape sounded a few more times, and Bo Yi Kao's voice blurted out: "Who are you waiting for?" ”

At this time, the guard outside the door came to announce: "King, a monk has come outside, and asked if there is a monkey here that no one wants, and if so, he said he is willing to ......."

The white ape cooed a few times, and Bo Yikao suddenly said, "So you are just waiting for him—great, I'll let him in right away!" ”

Ten minutes later, a monk came into the hall, and Bo Yi Kao handed the white ape to the monk in front of everyone, and then the monk touched it a few times on its head, and he didn't know how to read it, and suddenly opened the seal from the monkey's body, and wrote a few words: "Om Ma Ma Horn Mi Woo!" ”

Then, the monk took the white ape away directly......

The king had been watching all this coldly, his face was as blue as the bottom of a pot, and after the monk and the white ape left, he sneered: "Come on, take down this guy who deceives the king and boldly covers the sky!" ”