Needless to say, he was soon imprisoned in the prison, and his entourage San Yisheng and others were guilty of the same crime, and the other two treasures were also smashed by the angry King Zhou, and even the princes present were implicated - the king of Zhou used the excuse that the anti-corruption and anti-crime efforts in various places were not enough, and all the princes were scolded one by one, and the last brain was all driven out. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

When all the princes left in a huff, they all scolded Bo Yi for not knowing the current affairs, only I was full of joy and ready to follow the crowd, but as soon as I took a step, someone shouted: "Lord Jiang Shang, the king told you to go back and discuss how to deal with sinners." ”

Only then did I remember that I hadn't done anything serious, so I hurriedly went back and sat upright, and saw that Fei Zhong Youhun was already all in the list, and then I heard the king of Xuan angrily ask: "Tell me, Boyi Kaomu has no king to rebel, how should I cure his crimes?" ”

Fei Zhong immediately said: "As far as the minister can see, this kind of disloyal and unfilial person should be branded!" ”

You Hun immediately intensified: "No, the cannon is not enough to vent the hatred in the hearts of the ministers, why don't you do this, the king - let's chop Bo Yi into meat puree, steam the buns and give them to his father to eat, what do you say?" ”

King Xu's eyes lit up: "Hey, I haven't thought about this...... It's new and interesting! ”

Fei Zhongyou said in unison: "Since the king likes it, why don't you just make up your mind?" ”

King Xuan thought for a while, nodded slightly, and said, "Okay, since the two Aiqing are in favor, I'll also-"

You're paralyzed, and the order is hopeless! I was so anxious that I was sweating profusely, and although I hadn't come up with an idea for a while, I could only dare to shout: "Wait! ”

The king and the two ministers were stunned for a moment, and wondered, "What's the matter?" The king was even more unclear: "Jiang Aiqing thinks this punishment is too severe?" ”

"It's not harsh, it's ...... It's too cheap for him! I was full of nonsense: "Even if we kill Bo Yi Kao to make steamed buns for his father to eat, then the uncomfortable thing is that his father has nothing to do with Bo Yi Kao, you say, right?" ”

The king suddenly said: "Then you mean to kill Xibohou to make steamed buns for Boyi to eat...... he nodded as he spoke, and thought about it: "This is more interesting......

"No, I didn't mean that either—let's just say that, King, can we not mix it with food, and change it to another move?" I said directly: "All roads lead to Rome, why bother to love a flower?" ”

The king said directly: "Then how do you say to get it?" ”

"Uh, I haven't figured it out yet......"

"Didn't you think you called me wait?" King Xu's face suddenly turned unpleasant: "Jiang Aiqing, what do you mean?" ”

I was so frightened that I was so frightened that I hurriedly said: "I haven't disposed of this kid for a higher, faster and stronger way, the king, can you let me have some time, I promise that he can't survive and die, and by the way, let the king have fun, okay?" ”

Maybe it was my new gadgets during this period of time that gave the king confidence, or maybe it was my continuous perfect mission rate that satisfied the king, so he looked at me several times and finally nodded: "Okay, I'll give you two days to think about it - if you can't come up with a fun and innovative way to play, I'll deal with it with you!" ”

I stubbornly said, "Thank you, King!" ”

Opportunities always come with risks, so I was mentally prepared for the problems caused by this time to save Bo Yi Kao, and when I left the palace, everyone greeted them, and I sighed and took them all the way home, and then I told the whole thing from beginning to end, and then asked: "Everyone, who has the way?" ”

Everyone shook their heads together......

Our nest racked our brains and thought for a long time, and at noon we served a pot of mutton and pancakes directly outside, and finally it was the time and space chicken that found the key point: "Are we stupid or not, just find someone for this kind of thing, why do you still think about it yourself?" ”

"Looking for someone?" I was stunned: "Who are you looking for?" ”

"I know there's a guy who's very powerful, nicknamed Zhisuo, why don't we go and ask him?" Time and Space Chicken said: "I knew when I was looking for people everywhere a few days ago, there are two at the foot of the mountain outside our Chaoge, one is called Zhisuo and the other is called Yugong, you say ......" "It's a fart, hurry up!" I stood up, and began to rush out: "Let's go, let's go!" ”

…… Unfortunately, when we arrived, Zhisuo was already seriously ill and lying down, with less air in and more breath, and his two sons kneeled beside the bed with tears in their eyes, and seemed to be confessing their last words-you say, we can still fight at this time, we can only flash to the side in line with the principle of respecting the old and loving the young, if you don't die after speaking, see if you have time to ask for advice, and then see him take out two woodcutters from under the pillow tremblingly and hand them to the two sons, "Go up the mountain...... Chop wood, and divide the property of the family with your chopping wood......"

The two sons took the woodcutter and went out with tears in their eyes, and we exchanged glances with each other and wondered: "Does this chopping wood have anything to do with the division of family property?" "Let's see who has more and who has less?" Time and space chicken guessed: "More points for those who can do, and less points for those who can't?" ”

"Well, it may be that whoever is smart will have less points - anyway, if you are so smart, you won't starve to death, and you will share the ones who are born of your own children to the stupid ones." Ren Xiaoyan added, and by the way, she tilted her head outside: "You see, the eldest went directly up the mountain, and the second child is still sharpening his knife - sure enough, the second child is smarter." ”

Sure enough, after Ren Xiaoyan's experience in the legendary world, her observation and thinking skills have improved to a higher level, and I can't help but secretly approve, and the others can't help but nod slightly in agreement...... At this time, the second child rushed in with a sharpened knife, and shouted directly on Zhisuo's neck:

"I'm not going to talk nonsense - old man, hand over all the money!"

We were all anxious: "Don't mind, this is your father!" ”

The second child kicked us viciously, "You know a fart, this is all his own fault - why is every family in our village doing funerals, did you ask why when you came?" ”

I was embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't ask if I was in a hurry, will the money be sent one by one for a while?" ”

"It has nothing to do with the money," the second child gritted his teeth and said: "Here's the thing, yesterday my family's white horse ran away, everyone said it was a bad thing, but my old man said it was a good thing, and it didn't take long for the white horse to come back with a monk......"

"That's not a good thing, is it?" We were curious: "What's the good of a monk coming to eat and drink for nothing?" ”

"This is really a good thing, because we happily cooked and ate the monk," the second said, "When everyone was happy, this old thing began to talk again, insisting that it was a bad thing......"

"And then?" We hurriedly asked, "What's the bad law?" ”

The second child said with a confused look: "This morning, a monkey came to the village, and he was still white-haired......"

We: "...... Paralysis, so fast? ”

The second brother said with a red eye and a rough neck: "Yes, it's so fast, that's why we will do funerals for every dead person - if this old thing had said no earlier, wouldn't it be fine?" ”

Belch...... It is estimated that this is one of the first nine untimely deaths of Tang Sanzang, right?

Along the way, I re-recalled the whole process of offending the king of the lower Boyi examination, and Leng Ding reacted: "The reason why the king killed him is nothing more than that this guy let the monkey go, or he will be caught......

But it's not scientific to turn around and think about it, not to mention whether it can be caught, even if it is caught, it will be a scourge, who knows if this white monkey will do something out of the ordinary in the palace, that is not worse - if you want to rescue Bo Yi Kao, this method must be able to cure the root cause, and it will definitely not work to cure the symptoms!

Otherwise, I'll still find a way to persuade Bo Yi to get another monkey to teach it, so that it can also understand the rhythm and rhythm, and be good at singing and dancing, so as to eliminate the displeasure of the king, and then use the excuse that I want to find some palace maids to come out and form a women's twelve orchestra band, save my life first, and then slowly find a way to save Ya's life.

I thought about it and thought that this was a good plan, so I immediately asked the time chicken to inform Fei Zhong Youhun to cooperate, these two were very knowledgeable, and said that it was my idea and immediately agreed to it, as long as I mentioned it, I immediately agreed, so I put my heart at ease and prepared to speak, planning to go to meet the king early the next morning.

In the evening, two people who were said to be businessmen came to visit, and when they entered the door, they introduced themselves as Taidian and Hong Yao, who came from Xiqi to rescue Bo Yi Kao and Xi Bo Hou, and sent a lot of gifts. ”

"Don't mind," I hurriedly waved my hand: "I just proposed this method to try, whether it works or not, and even if the king agrees, you have to cooperate with your son, if he can't teach a monkey, I don't have a problem!" ”

"You can rest assured!" Tai Dian swore and said: "As long as the adults can say that the king is moving, there will be no problem with my son-in-law - don't hide it from the adults, my son-in-law has a certificate to teach and educate people, and there is no falsehood!" ”

"Didn't you do it from someone on a small advertisement?" I was skeptical: "There are not many people in the second generation of officials who are willing to take the exam honestly. ”

"Our son's 100% true," Tai Dian's chest slapped loudly: "I prove it!" ”

"What do you think you have in the grain?" I didn't bother to say anything, nodded and said, "Since you promised me, I'll do it—if something goes wrong, I don't know." ”

The two of them nodded heavily: "Please!" ”

Early the next morning, I went to see the king of Zhou, and with my advocacy and the support of Fei Zhong and Youhun, the king quickly agreed to this plan, and then put Bo Yi Kao out of prison, and brought a bunch of monkeys for him to choose, and I personally told this girl what happened.

Although Bo Yi Kao was still kneeling on the ground, he obviously felt as if he had changed when he heard the news, and he was full of confidence, not to mention that he was leaping forward and trying: "I don't know what kind of instrument the adults want me to teach it?" ”

I looked at the king and thought that it was better to make a simple one to avoid mistakes, so I said: "Let's have a classical, elegant, dignified and solemn one, which can not only show the king's momentum but also play in the court - if you get it done, we won't let you live in prison, and when the time comes, come out and find a place to live, and concentrate on teaching the king musical instruments." ”

The king nodded with satisfaction: "What Aiqing said is reasonable, it doesn't have to be too complicated, just make it simple, it's best to show it to the widow quickly." ”

Bo Yi Kao knelt on the ground and kowtowed again: "The king can rest assured, the criminal minister must be as soon as possible and as soon as possible, and the results will be reported to the king for inspection as soon as possible, so as to show the loyalty of the criminal minister!" ”

"Then the widow is waiting for your good news."

…… I relaxed and went home, thinking that this matter would disappear like this, and my heart was full of joy, who knew that the bad news came within a few hours of returning home - Bo Yi Kao was cut into meat sauce on the spot when he angered the king, and now the buns are almost cooked!

I was devastated and grabbed the hand of the messenger and glared, "Why, didn't you say it was okay in the morning?" ”

The chamberlain snorted: "I, I don't know, the musical instrument teaching is very good, but the king is angry when he sees it!" ”

"Huh?" I frantically said, "No reason, it doesn't make sense, why the - what kind of instrument did he choose?" ”

The waiter smiled bitterly: "Uh, that thing seems to be called a wooden fish......

I was dumbfounded and said, "...... Paralyzed, it's really classical, elegant, dignified and solemn! ”