After recognizing relatives, things are simple, the white ape as the boss of the seven dwarfs in Meishan has the right to speak, and his six brothers immediately changed their attitude towards us, smiling and enthusiastic, just like the sales of health care products in the market that send eggs and rice to deceive the old man and old lady to listen to the lecture, we are also happy and generous, and they will not be all acquainted. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

White Ape ...... Uh, no, now he has given himself a name, called Yuan Hong, the head of the seven dwarfs who were punched with his fists, and the rest are: the second child is named Chang Hao, that is, the zombie eye knocked out by me and Ren Xiaoyan, and the body is a colorful giant python; The third child, Zhu Zizhen, is a wild boar spirit who fights with Uncle Wolf and does not fall behind in a hundred moves; The fourth Yang Xian, playing love is a light that guides us so beautifully to the future we want...... Later, it was smashed by Pandora - this is a hand-to-hand, and there is also a couple who has not fought with Yuan Hong, the fifth Daili, it is said to be a dog spirit, I don't know what it looks like, the sixth Jin Dasheng, the cow spirit, and the seventh Wu Long is a centipede......

I often say that communicating with wild animals requires skill, and the most important thing is to make them think that you are the same kind, so that they have a common language, or they will tell you the skills of braised human meat and stewed human legs, and you can tell them the secret recipe of beef jerky and Huajiang dog meat.

So I made it up, the time-space chicken is relatively simple, and there is no need to pretend to be a chicken essence itself, just a chicken essence, Ren Xiaoyan followed closely and I said it was a human spirit, Wolverine I said it was a mutant wolf spirit, and finally Pandora was left - I couldn't find a way to say it for a long time, and in the end I could only vaguely say the gods, and I don't know if they didn't hear clearly or didn't understand, anyway, they successfully passed the level and got into a fight with the seven dwarfs.

The next thing is drinking.

Yuan Hong ordered someone to prepare wine and food in the nearby village, the wine was monkey wine, and the dish was ...... Nima is really a dish, lettuce, green bamboo shoots, cabbage, carrots, stewed and stewed in a pot and served, our eyes lit up, but Yuan Hong suddenly turned his face: "Damn, who prepared this wine and food, how to greet guests without any meat?" ”

We hurriedly said, "It's okay, it's okay, it's good to be a vegetarian dish......"

"No, it's just the others, you must come to eat and drink well!" Yuan Hong's eyes widened, and he scolded Zhu Zizhen on the side: "Third child, what's the matter?" ”

Zhu Zizhen stood up in embarrassment, blushed and said, "Big brother, it's not that I don't prepare meat for Engong, the main thing is that the warehouse is gone." "Gone?" Yuan Hong said in disbelief: "I remember that the day before yesterday, I didn't finish killing those two people, didn't I keep a leg?" ”

We all chilled together, and said in unison: "You're welcome, please......"

Where did they hear us, Zhu Zizhen was suddenly dumbfounded when he was asked, and only after half a sound did he say: "Then, didn't you say that the leg is pickled and prepared?" ”

"Idiot!" Yuan Hong slapped the table suddenly: "Why is the marinated meat, just to entertain distinguished guests - tell me, isn't Engong a distinguished guest when he is here today?" ”

Zhu Zizhen's eyes lit up: "Oh, it turns out that this is an important moment?" He said that he stood up in a hurry: "I'll do it right away......"

The five of us, including the space-time chicken, all stood up, desperately grabbed Zhu Zizhen's clothes, and wailed together: "Please, don't get us meat - Yuan Hong, just let us go!" ”

Yuan Hong seemed to notice our excited reaction at this time, and said in surprise: "Why? ”

I can only honestly say: "I have been constipated after eating too much meat recently, and I want to eat some vegetables to clear my stomach, it seems that we are not blessed with your cured meat...... The other four people also nodded and agreed, and said hurriedly: "Yes, constipation!" ”

Yuan Hong looked at me and everyone, and finally nodded after half a sound: "Okay then!" ”

We started drinking with vegetarian dishes, the monkey wine is not high and the taste is sweet, everyone drinks very hapi, but Yuan Hong did not continue to supply it later, Ya told us that although the monkey wine is good, but can not be greedy, once drunk even if Da Luo Jinxian is at least seven days asleep to wake up, if we want to get drunk Fang Xiu can only turn back, simply put a few bags in the car.

Although we didn't drink much, we still had some drunkenness, I casually asked about his relationship with this village, Yuan Hong laughed and said: "This village is the territory I grabbed, and I pay tribute every month, so I also have to protect their safety - to put it simply, the people here help me catch and kill people, and I help them prevent other monsters from coming to eat, that's it." ”

"Yo, that's pretty good," I complimented, "You're kind of a man with territory." ”

"That's it, I'm in charge of my territory," Yuan Hong said with a smile: "I think no one would buy it when I first came here, so I took two kitchen knives in my hand and cut from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road, cut for three days and three nights, without blinking my eyes, and finally drove away the monsters that were originally entrenched here, and then I took this territory!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said coldly: "What about taking it down, do you think it's interesting?" ”

Although her voice was not loud, when she asked a sentence, everyone was stunned, standing or sitting dumbfounded, and the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing for a while-Ren Xiaoyan looked around, and couldn't help but continue: "Yuan Hong, and a few of you, haven't you thought about what to do in the future?" ”

"Of course we have dreams, if a demon doesn't have a dream, what's the difference between it and a human?" Yuan Hongdao: "We have thought about it, and after the situation in Meishan Village is stabilized, we will attack Meishan Causeway Bay, Tuen Mun, and Polan Street...... All the thirteen halls in Meishan have been knocked down, and all of them have been brought into the hands of our seven brothers! ”

"What about after you take it down," Ren Xiaoyan continued to ask, "What else can you do?" ”

"This ......" Yuan Hong couldn't answer a little, his eyes fluttered a few times, and Wu Long on the side immediately came over and said: "Then we will attack other mountains and strive to take all the mountains for ourselves!" ”

"You are Wu Long, not Wu Yong, the idea is useless!" Ren Xiaoyan denied Wu Long with a word, then stood up and pointed to the vast earth: "Even if I take Meishan, take a few more mountains, and even Kunlun Mountain, Emei Mountain, and Rocky Mountain are all taken down by you, how big can this territory be?" ”

Uncle Wolf whispered below: "Well, it would be big if the Rocky Mountains were taken down - Genghis Khan didn't cross the Atlantic!" I hurriedly pulled him down: "Shhh ”

…… Fortunately, Uncle Wolf's voice was not loud, and the attention of the seven dwarfs in Meishan was focused on Ren Xiaoyan, and they didn't pay attention to his gossip, half loud, Yuan Hong sighed: "Then how big do you say?" ”

"Compared with the land of China, this is a drop in the bucket!" Ren Xiaoyan stretched out a little finger to compare: "Don't you have a bigger mind, do you really want to nest in the mountains for the rest of your life, don't you want to go out to see the gorgeous world?" ”

"We have a ...... thoughts" Yuan Hong responded in a low voice, but at this time, the tone of his voice was obviously shorter, and the eyes of the other six monsters also flashed with a strange brilliance, Dai Li suddenly interjected: "I don't think it's bad, there are mountains outside the mountains, and we are not the same......"

Ren Xiaoyan didn't say a word, she casually threw out a round thing, and said in her mouth: "Go!" I don't know why, Dai Li immediately rushed out on all fours, grabbed it, and then rushed back to Ren Xiaoyan in a hurry, sat on the ground and tilted his head to send it - Ren Xiaoyan took the wooden ball from his mouth, his eyes shook and said, "It's fun, right?" ”

"Fun, fun, come again, come again......" Dai Li stretched out his tongue and gasped, unable to stop the excitement and excitement in his eyes: "One more time, one more time......"

"You don't have this in the mountains, do you?" Ren Xiaoyan smiled and threw the wooden ball into the distance, and Dai Li suddenly flew out - "Oh no! The five kings rushed too quickly to fall under the cliff! Immediately someone shouted.

We hurriedly stood up, but Yuan Hong waved his hand and said: "It doesn't matter, the old five or eight lives can't die, and I'll come back by myself in a while......" He turned his head to look at Ren Xiaoyan and said sincerely: "Then please give me some advice, what different dreams should we have?" ”

"I think, with your ability, instead of living here without enough meat, it is better to go down the mountain with us!" Ren Xiaoyan preached: "The world is about to be in chaos, as long as you follow me when the time comes...... Uh, no, follow the old driver Jiang, you will definitely be able to do a career, and it is not a problem to seal the territory! ”

"Can you eat enough meat?" Zhu Zizhen hurriedly asked.

"Human flesh can't do it, you have to eat something else!" I hurriedly promised: "There are many other things to eat, fried dough sticks, steamed buns, milk tea, hot pot, noodles, ......."

As soon as he said this, the seven dwarves of Meishan couldn't stop nodding, seeing that things were about to settle, I was overjoyed, and suddenly someone ran over in a hurry, shouting in a panic while running: "Oh no, those two monsters are coming over again!" ”

Crash!

Everyone present stood up suddenly, and even Dai Li, who was covered with scars, rushed back without saying a word, and immediately entered a state of preparation, Yuan Hong said directly to me: "Engong, ask the demon if you dare?" ”

I hesitated, "Uh, love me like you said?" ”

The seven dwarfs sweated violently, and stomped their feet together: "Demon subjugation, demon subjugation!" ”

"Oh, demon slayer!" I suddenly realized: "It's no problem, we'll definitely help—what kind of monster are those two, even you dare to mess with it?" ”

"It turns out that the leader of this village, what is Gao Ming Gaojue, a clairvoyant and a smooth ear, are the two who I drove away with a kitchen knife," Yuan Hong hesitated: "But this is very strange, these two brothers are basically equal to the five scum of war in addition to seeing and hearing from afar, where did they have the courage to challenge?" ”

Wu Long nodded slightly and said, "Yes, there must be a conspiracy." ”

"Do you still need to say it?" Dai Li glared at Wu Long dissatisfied, carefully sent the wooden ball to Ren Xiaoyan's hand, accompanied by a smiling face, 'go back and play again', and then said to Yuan Hong: "Big brother, it's not a way to guess standing here, let's just go out and fight first, then everything will be clear?" ”

"Yes!" Yuan Hong immediately agreed: "Let's go, go out and have a look first......"

Everyone was about to set off, and even we were ready to go out to take a look, but Chang Hao, who had not made a sound at this time, suddenly said: "Big brother, I have a word." ”

"Say!"

Chang Hao smiled and said: "Since we have all made up our minds to leave, this fight is okay in my opinion, why waste your energy on these monsters - you think, since they are our subordinates, it is better to hand them over than to other monsters - in case there is a mistake or something, wouldn't it be easy for us to fight back?" ”

When the demons heard this, they immediately understood, and laughed noisily: "Yes, your idea is too good! ”

At this time, the second villager ran in again and said loudly: "Report to the king, Gao Ming Gaojue said that they are not here to fight but to give gifts, and please don't misunderstand the king." ”

"Gifts, this is even more strange...... Yuan Hong said with a solemn face: "It seems that the conspiracy is quite big!" ”

We nodded one after another, and the villagers hurriedly said, "Wang, the villain thinks it may not be ......."

"Why do you say that?"

The villager said: "Just because the eyes of clairvoyance are swollen to the size of walnuts, you can tell at a glance that it is a long needle eye - king, they are here to ask for medicine!" ”

We: "...... Should! Who the is looking around?! ”