Chapter 50: The Fierce War

Wolverine is a typical mutant of angry birds, once the fight is at the beginning, he can't hold his hand, just blindly punch the crowd, and the remaining four of us are standing on the side of the hysterical shouting and not listening, and finally can only comfort themselves: "Anyway, most of the people in Xiqi can't escape the first battle, so let's just train him!" ”

At this time, the villagers reacted, knowing that the people in front of them couldn't be provoked, so they immediately made birds and beasts scattered after throwing out the cloud-piercing arrows, coaxing the pile to run towards the village, and drilling into what - straw piles, latrines, and firewood houses were all filled with people, Wolverine searched all the way in the spirit of preferring lack to indiscriminate, and the villagers discovered the trick by turning over a few more, and the tactics instantly changed from positional warfare to guerrilla, and they came out of hiding places and hid in the places where Wolverine had searched - sure enough, Uncle Wolf pounced one after another, No one was found......

Uncle Wolf understood after a little thought, and shouted directly at us: "Ah Ji, why bother, you two come to do a favor......"

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"What are people afraid of, I'm fast!" Uncle Wolf was not moved at all, and continued to beckon: "It's only a matter of a few minutes to take a hand, finish work early and leave work early!" ”

"You can't even find someone, how can it be a few minutes!" I continued to bitterly say, "It's useless for us to come. ”

"Hey, why didn't it work?" Uncle Wolf said: "I called you just to break their trick - you two come over and give me an eye and they won't be able to run away?" ”

We: "......"

At this moment, a burst of cheers suddenly erupted in the village, and the young villagers who were hiding came out of their hiding places one after another, and rushed over to the three people who strode towards the head of the village, eagerly and excitedly clustered around them - if there was no accident, these people must be their rescuers!

The couple who came was not good-looking, in the middle was a black, fat, fat head and big ears, with an open dark shirt, and black hair the size of a palm on his chest; On the right, his face was as thin as a shave, a wisp of beard hung under his legs, and he was skinny and skinny, without any fat; The left side of the body is normal, but the face is blue and black, the eyes are more like zombies in the movie, one tongue is long and slippery, and the body is constantly writhing, looking like no bones......

The three of them came to us with a big grin, looked up and down, and probably felt the pressure, so they didn't fight but chose Wendou when they came up: "What a bold man, he actually came to our territory to make trouble-do you know who we are?" ”

The space-time chicken hurriedly said: "Reward the good and punish the evil? ”

Opposite: "...... No! ”

The space-time chicken still wanted to guess again, but I was afraid that he would be embarrassed and immediately pulled it down, and the space-time chicken could only hold his mouth and answer for me: "If I didn't guess wrong, you should be three, right?" ”

The other side glared again: "It's not either!" ”

"Then I don't know," I said, "or you ...... yourself" "Don't worry, I know!" Ren Xiaoyan suddenly interjected: "He's Batman!" ”

Unimpressed, I immediately retorted, "How is that possible! Oh my God, Xiaoyan, where did you tell he's Batmanβ€”even if you guess, you have to have a score! ”

Ren Xiaoyan was unconvinced: "Why not, haven't you seen him so black?" ”

"The black in front of me is not black, and the white in front of me is what kind of white...... "I was about to debate with Ren Xiaoyan about the relationship between black and white, and then lead to the question of whether the boundary can be discriminated against regardless of skin color, and oppose discrimination against people of color, who knows that the black fat man suddenly jumped up and down as if someone had guessed his tail, and roared angrily: "Black? How dare you call me black? ”

Three-Beard and Zombie Eyes hurriedly comforted him, "No, no, they definitely didn't say it...... What are you talking about, you misheard......"

The sound of "bang", the black fat man swelled up in a circle, raised his hands and feet and bounced them out, it seemed that he didn't listen to anything at all, just stared at us, his hands were as big as a hammer: "Why do you say that I am black, which black am I - you say, say!" ”

Uncle Wolf's six-bladed punch blocked in front of me, and the others also drew their own blades, and I muttered, "That's all I can say - the night originally wanted to give you black eyes, but I accidentally pressed all!" ”

The black fat man didn't react for a moment: "What do you mean?" ”

I knew that a vicious battle was inevitable, so he sneered and said loudly: "I said you were black, now you understand?" ”

The black fat man suddenly roared angrily, and rushed towards us desperately, Uncle Wolf immediately rushed up, and at the moment when he was about to hit the earth, he quickly drilled under his crotch, and at the same time made a deep and long cut on the fat belly with both hands......

And then, not a drop of blood flowed!

The black fat man lowered his head and glanced at him, and then pounced on Uncle Wolf, and our applause was all held in the throat - paralysis, such a long two knives did not break the defense, and the cut place was full of fat and there was no flesh at all, where could there be blood!

Without waiting to think about it, the goatee and the zombie eye also rushed up like crazy, Ren Xiaoyan and I immediately faced the zombie eye with a pair of chopsticks and a kitchen knife, and the time machine and Pandora faced the goatee, and the two sides immediately fought together!

To say that Ren Xiaoyan's kung fu and I are not good, but the ability of the zombie eye is also vague, less than five minutes was forced by the two of us to retreat again and again, we were in the spirit of beating the water dogs, and we were about to catch up, the zombie eyes suddenly opened their mouths, and the sound of Ha spewed out a puff of black smoke from the mouth - this black smoke came so big, so fast, it instantly enveloped me and Ren Xiaoyan in it, hazy stretched out his hand and couldn't see his five fingers, and the figure was in a trance!

"Oh no, this girl is using the mist!" I hurriedly shouted, stretched out my hand and grabbed Ren Xiaoyan, just as she also reached out to me at this moment, and the two of us immediately clinged together with our ten fingers, and then turned around and stared at the black fog with wide eyes......

Voices drifting in the fog, and the smugness of the zombie eyes was unmistakable: "Chatter, it's my turn now, right?" "If you have the guts, you can try it," I sneered, "see if I can't kill you!" ”

The zombie eye didn't say much, and the strange laughter immediately fell silent, and there was no sound in the fog - according to my intuition, this girl should have sneaked over from a certain direction, and the fatal blow was about to be shot!

When my heart was beating violently, I suddenly heard a low shout behind me, and the chopsticks in Ren Xiaoyan's hand were instantly clipped, I hurriedly turned around, and just saw Zombie Eye standing less than a meter behind me, and his neck had been firmly clamped by Ren Xiaoyan and couldn't move - Zombie Eye was full of surprise and disbelief, and hissed: "You, you actually broke my fog......"

It's no wonder he can't believe it, this master's ability has been broken too quickly, and I'm embarrassed for him.

"Break a fart, how rare do you think it is to break your?" Ren Xiaoyan said casually: "Compared with our Great Celestial Empire, your little fog is not a problem at all, you are still a treasure - to tell you honestly, our haze is worse than this in any day, and we have long been used to it!" ”

The zombie's eyes were angry and anxious, and for some reason his eyes suddenly rolled, and he actually fainted completely......

We cleaned up quickly here, but the side was not slow, the goatee's housekeeping ability seemed to be a white light, who could not move when it shone on anyone, but this light did not have the slightest effect on Pandora, and I thought of the reason in my heart: Who is Pandora, the master of all kinds of negative emotions, how can this white light's obvious neurological attack method work!

The only one who fell into a bitter battle was Uncle Wolf, when we were done, he had already removed at least three hundred catties of fat from the black pig, but he still couldn't break the girl's defense, the knife was drawn out and stained with fat and fat, let alone stabbing the internal organs, but the black pig seized the opportunity to choke him several times, and the last time he slapped his arm, if it weren't for Uncle Wolf's own function of infinite red medicine, it would definitely hang here - the situation in front of me reminds me of a joke, there is a duel between the enemies who will not die about ten years later, Among them, they worship famous teachers and have learned something, and when it comes to the day of the duel, they have shown their unique skills:

The first is the golden bell jar, which is bursting with anti-hitting ability; The second is an iron cloth shirt, and the defense tends to be infinite......

Now in this situation, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is good to be able to decide the winner within three days!

We want to come forward to help, but before Uncle Wolf refuses, we react - the strongest attack here is Uncle Wolf, he can't do it, we don't have to look at it, it's useless to go up except to add a little chaos, it's better not to go!

So, we sat bored, and watched them confront each other while tying them up tightly, not to mention how boring it was......

At this moment, a loud cry suddenly came from the village, and there was infinite excitement and excitement in his voice: "Engong, isn't this Engong?" ”

We swooped up and turned our heads, and immediately saw the people rushing out of the village in a hurry, with the eyebrows of the thief and the eyes of the rats, the cheers and exaggerations, the whole of the monkey posture, followed by three others: one with five big and three thick holes, and the naked upper body was covered with pimple meat; A hand and foot slashing and waving, tall and thin, about the same as a bamboo pole; The last ...... Paralysis, this looks like Sun Honglei touching it, bull terrier!

Qian Mi waved at the black fat man while running: "Don't fight, don't fight, it's all your own people-Engong, and tell your people to stop!" ”

Listening to the ya's shouting, and I did look at my grandson with a familiar eye, I naturally muttered in my heart, and called Uncle Wolf under the donkey on the slope - this time he was obedient, panting and immediately put away the knife, standing next to me snorting like a bellows, it seems that he is really tired enough......

The black fat man is similar, he has lost more than 50% of his weight, which is even faster than the Chinese stock market, and he doesn't seem to be pleased!

Then, I yelled at the guy who was running, "Don't move! Tell me who you are first, or don't come here - I'm going to tear up the ticket in a hurry! ”

The monkey stomped his feet and said, "Oh, it's me, Engong, why don't you even remember me?" As he spoke, he began to tear his clothes, tearing them back and saying, "I'll show you......"

I was a little confused: "Did we know each other in the bathhouse?" ”

He didn't pay attention to it at all, tore his clothes to the ground, and then changed his body - in an instant, a tall and mighty white ape appeared in front of me, and said: "Engong, it's me!" ”

"It's you!" I was immediately happy: "Didn't you leave with your monk, why are you here?" ”

The white ape changed into a human form, and then picked up his clothes and began to put them on his body, and said brightly: "The world is unpredictable, I picked up a horse not long after I walked with the monk, and the monk was taken away by the horse when he sat on it, and when I found it, it was already eaten, and after avenging him, I went up the mountain to be a bandit by the way with nothing to do......"

The faces of several people around me began to turn ugly, and Ren Xiaoyan reminded me: "Isn't this just what Zhisuo said about it?" ”

When I heard this, my heart was also cold, and then I reacted that I couldn't mention it, so I could only casually say haha: "Haha, I see, it looks like you've been doing well lately!" ”

"That's it!" The white ape said with a smile: "After dozens of battles, I have completely unified this radius of a hundred miles, and I have also become seven brothers-Engong, do you know what we are called outside?" ”

"It must be imposing, right?"

"We're called the Seven Dwarfs - what do you think?"

"Hey......