After the club activities were over, Wang Xu disappeared in a puff of smoke, he had been dragging on not coming to school, mainly because he was brewing how to face Yan Li, who knew that he just met today, and he didn't say a word, there was such a thing, it seems that he has to go back and think about it......

As he walked around the school, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his abdomen, and the first thing that flashed through his mind was the carton of expired milk that he had drunk in the morning. When he first returned to the bedroom, he found it in the refrigerator, so he poured the whole box in spite of the strange smell in order to eliminate all waste.

Now that I think about it, this behavior is really very scary, please don't follow suit......

In short, Wang Xu was suffering from pain, looking for the nearest toilet to solve the problem, and it happened that the medical clinic in the southern district of Xiangyi was fifty meters away in front of him, and he walked there briskly as if he had been granted amnesty.

There are two such small clinics on the Wings campus, located on the north and south sides of the school. It is not necessarily true that it is a clinic, its scale and facilities are no worse than those of district hospitals, but there are not many patients and very few wards.

Basically, this clinic is just to see a cold, flu, food poisoning or something, and the most students can go there for intravenous drips. In the event of a major accident or sudden illness, the initial rescue can be completed there, and the situation is stabilized before being sent to a nearby large hospital, so the ambulance and doctors in this small clinic are on call 24 hours a day.

Wang Xu ran into the building, and without saying a word, he went straight to the toilet according to the sign, and tossed there for more than half an hour before coming out. When I walked to the gate, I felt that it was inappropriate, and my stomach was still aching......

"It's better to check it out......," he thought, and walked to the side door.

The side door of this medical clinic can be very much more than a few articles, which is also known as the "health room". It was a small separate room with only a few beds and a health room doctor.

One may ask, is there a need for a health room next to a clinic the size of a hospital?

The answer is yes, the health room deals with the following situations: first, the reception of guys who sober up after a hangover can't go back to the dormitory because of alcohol; Second, Miss Young Master, who can't even put a band-aid on herself, in fact, there are indeed such people in this world; Third, if the cold is not very serious, come here and give you prescription medicine directly; Fourth, the health room provides pregnancy test strips......

In other words, a lot of small things, coming here to do it, can simplify the steps of treatment, like Wang Xu's case, go to the health room to prescribe some medicine, it's fine.

Wang Xu pushed open the door of the infirmary, his figure suddenly stiffened, and then, I saw him take a step back and close the door again......

"Isn't that good...... I didn't expect expired milk to be so powerful, I hallucinated......" He finished his sentence with a blank look in his eyes, and then pushed the door again, but the scene in front of him was no different from what he had just seen.

The cat master is holding a cup of coffee, his eyes are empty, his hair is still messy, it is worth mentioning that he has always been sloppy in dress, but at this moment he has changed his style, the shirt under the white coat is very crisp, and he has a tie.

"This classmate, did you go to the wrong door, or did you have some kind of gonorrhea and were too embarrassed to come in?" It seems that this person must be the cat master, and he said a very bad opening sentence in a very ordinary tone.

"Gonorrhea is like a fart in a storm compared to you......"

"Ah...... This classmate seems to have a deep prejudice against me. "Looking at the appearance of his old god, it really doesn't matter whether others have prejudices against him or not......

Wang Xu closed the door, walked to a hospital bed and sat down, and after making sure that there were only the two of them in the room, he said, "Why are you here?" ”

"Of course it's work, what do you think you're doing?"

"What? Do you work here? ”

"It's been a week since you found out? Therefore, it is very beneficial to use your spiritual sense to search around when you have nothing to do, otherwise you won't know that an enemy has come to your door. ”

"I'm not you, I don't have so many enemies ......"

"Then you should be glad ......"

Wang Xu muttered: "No wonder I went to the office recently, every time that Elbert kid swatted flies inside, you didn't know where to go, and even the car didn't stop downstairs." ”

"I'm now a married man, and I have to find a relatively more stable job, so that my son won't write something shocking when he writes an essay like "My Daddy" in the future."

Wang Xu squinted at him: "I really don't understand, why Xiangyi would accept people like you......"

Mao Ye replied very calmly: "It's very simple, I graduated from a famous medical school, I have top grades, I performed well during my internship, I am handsome, I live nearby, and I have no criminal record, hmm...... At least it can't be found in the files of the Public Security Bureau. In short, the vacancy of this position can be said to be none other than me. ”

"You're so powerful, why did you come to this little temple of Xiangyi? Wouldn't it be more promising to go directly to the hospital as a surgeon? ”

"Hah! I don't understand, the work of this health room, there are not many things to do, but the treatment given by Xiangyi is not low, and I can get home from work on time, rest on weekends, and enjoy the winter and summer holidays with your students, which is much more comfortable than those guys next door who are diagnosed 24 hours a day. Let me become a surgeon? If an operation is not done well, it takes more than ten hours, the biological clock is disordered, and I go in and out of the hospital every day to become a hotbed for the spread of this disease, all year round, I don't care about that little money, and I don't have the lofty goal of making a name for myself in the medical field, so why bother looking for that sin? ”

Wang Xu said: "Hmph...... I think you just want to join in the fun at this school......"

The cat sneered: "What's the fun?" You can rest assured, Yanli, it's yours, no one will rob you. ”

"it!" Wang Xu immediately jumped up: "You are really spying on me!" ”

The cat master laughed even more obscenely: "Do you think that sentence was only heard by Yan Li and Hua Zhanyun?" I'll tell you, I've heard from others, and more than one person knows it...... Ay...... Your school, the speed at which the scandal spreads is really amazing, and the young people nowadays are ...... It's so idle......"

"This ......" Wang Xu's expression suddenly became solemn. It's only been a few hours since I said this, and even the uncle in the health room knows about it, what kind of school is this?!

"Are you wondering if this incident will have any negative impact on your chasing Yanli?"

"You know what I'm thinking?!"

"Hmph...... To see through your mind, I don't have to use any brains. The cat took another sip of coffee, "That's it, I don't have anything to do right now anyway, why don't I give you some advice?" ”

"You? Just give me advice? There is a mirror next to you, do you want to look at yourself? ”

Unexpectedly, the cat master immediately put down the coffee cup and walked straight to the mirror: "I, thirty years old, a handsome guy, easy and comfortable work, six-figure annual salary, beautiful wife, happy husband and wife, harmonious family, house and car, no loan and no debt." It's simply the goal of the majority of young people, and they should put my face on the money. He then dragged Wang Xu to the mirror: "You, twenty years old, look worthy of the audience, college students, sleeping in class, cheating on exams, no bank deposits, ideal to be an otaku." Lives in a bar basement, rides a self-propelled small tank, has a girlfriend mysteriously disappears, and is hated by most of the boys in the school for various reasons......"

The cat master took a breath: "I think I can give you some advice in any aspect, and I don't think there is anything wrong with it." ”

Wang Xu stood stunned for a long time and realized a truth - those guys who jumped off the building because of the so-called life pressure in the news were not forced to die, but were "compared to death".

"Okay, you can say it......" Wang Xu could only answer like this.

Master Mao turned around, and a sinister smile flashed on his face: "First of all, let's analyze the relationship between you and Yan Li. ”

Wang Xu said: "It should be a friend now, right?" ”

"Do you believe this yourself?"

"Hmm...... Actually, I'm a very low-key person, and people like me, but I can't help it. ”

The cat snorted coldly: "Ha! Naïve, right? Do you still want to pedal two boats? ”

Wang Xu said: "Damn! I'm going through a mental struggle! I can't refuse both! ”

The cat master said: "Don't argue with me about this, let's solve the problem in front of us first, so what...... Regarding the relationship between you and Yanli, it is actually a very delicate situation right now.

She likes you, it's obvious, and while she tried to hide it after the 'other you' disappeared, and completely distanced herself from you when you recovered from your madness, at least none of you guys' things escaped my eyes......"

"I know, 'it's as obvious as lipstick on a shirt' or something."

"Don't interrupt!" The cat master continued: "But 'like' this thing, if you don't say it, it's useless, it's like a hole card, as long as these words don't come out of Yan Li's mouth, she holds this card." The relationship between men and women in love is like this, whoever puts the hole cards out first, that is the loser, the person who sees the other party's hole cards first, has the right to use the good man card to kill the other party.

So for the person who plays the cards first, the result is a tie at most, that is, the other party also shows you the hole cards, that's good, you like each other, at least the current stage is very harmonious.

And there is an unwritten unspoken rule in this game, and that is ...... The hole card in the man's hand is the king, while the woman's hand is the ace. ”

Wang Xu said: "Hmm...... I don't understand why men's cards are smaller. ”

The cat master looked at him with that decadent and unscrupulous look: "After confirming the relationship, do you want to fall in love with her?" ”

"Hey...... You've lowered the tone of this book again...... In any case, you are also a popular character, it's not good to say 'on', sure enough, let's use some words that respect women......" Wang Xu's complaint is still very weak in front of the cat master.

"Less nonsense, answer questions!"

"Think...... That's a thought...... Don't stop me......"

Mao Ye asked in the same tone: "Then do you think that at this stage, does she want to be with you?" ”

"It's so evil...... I refuse to answer such questions. ”

The cat master smiled lewdly: "Then how about I answer for you?" ”

Wang Xu hurriedly said, "Okay...... Come on...... At least not as much as I do. ”

The cat leaned back in the chair: "Then we can go back to the topic just now, you have K in your hand, and ACE in her hand." ”

The corners of Wang Xu's mouth twitched: "Understood...... You continue. ”

"According to my analogy, let's extend back to reality, that is to say, in a relationship, the woman confesses first and the man confesses first, the meaning is different, she is for spiritual communication, you are for physical desire, so in this game, as the weak side, you have to play the cards first, out of the hole card that is destined to be a little smaller than her."

Wang Xu said: "Having said so much, the meaning is nothing more than to let me take the initiative to attack, confess first, right?" ”

"You're luckier than most men, at least you know she likes you, so she definitely has an ace in her hand, not a good guy card, or something terrible......

So, as long as you confess in the right way, in the right form at the right time, you will definitely succeed. ”

Wang Xu asked, "Then I turned from a weak group to a strong side, right?" ”

The cat master waved his hand: "Of course not, if you want to turn over, you have to build on the basis of pushing down, that is still out of reach for you...... You take the first step now. ”

Wang Xu's palms were so nervous that he was sweating, "What is that?" ”

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