Chapter 13: Bastards
The next day, when Wang Xu met Yan Li, he seemed to have forgotten all the embarrassment, stepped forward to greet her very frankly, and then said casually: "This weekend, let's have a meal together, shall we?" ”
Yan Li thought about it seriously for a full minute before replying, "Not available." ”
Wang Xu nodded: "Then next time." "It seems that being rejected is nothing.
Then, the weekend was fast approaching.
Wang Xu and Yan Li appeared at the door of a two-story villa at the same time, looking at each other......
"Why are you here?" Yan Li asked.
"I'm coming for dinner." Wang Xu smiled.
Yan Li's cat-like eyes narrowed, and she looked at Wang Xu with a look that could electrocute people: "I understand......"
Wang Xu knew from the beginning that he would definitely be seen through, so he used his cheek to block Yan Li's contempt, he stepped forward and rang the doorbell.
The person who opened the door was the cat master, he was wearing a torn shirt, rolled up his sleeves near his elbows, and hung an apron on his chest, and his sleepy-eyed face appeared in front of the guests: "Ah...... Welcome two of you, come in. ”
Wang Xu exchanged glances with him, smiled slyly, and then stretched out his hand to make a "please" gesture, signaling the lady to go first.
Yan Li didn't bother to glare at Wang Xu when she passed in front of him, she knew this guy too well, or rather, how thick this guy's skin was......
Two lewd men whispered in the doorway.
"Hey, I don't understand this, why did I refuse to invite her, and you have a way to call her to the house for dinner?"
"It's very simple, I didn't invite her at all, it's my wife...... She also graduated from Xiangyi, so Yan Li has to call her senior sister, their relationship is good, and they have been in contact after the hot spring trip, senior sister invites you to come to the house to have a look and have a light meal, of course it is not easy to refuse. ”
"Oh~ Then I really have to thank my sister-in-law."
"Cut...... You should be Brother Xie, it's all me who is fueling the troubles. ”
"Phew! Who called you brother? My sister-in-law respects her, and you want to borrow the slope to get off the donkey? ”
Master Mao sneered: "With my wisdom, if I have a younger brother like you, it is estimated that I will find a way to kill you when I am about five years old......"
"You two, won't you come in and say something if you have something to say?" Shui Yingyao didn't know when she had arrived behind the cat master.
The cat master immediately had a spirit, "Yes, yes......"
Wang Xu saw that he was as frightened as a grandson, and really wanted to laugh a few times, and then count him down fiercely. However, after weighing it again and again, although the belly of the senior is now slightly bulging, it is estimated that it will have little impact on his skills, and it is no problem to beat himself up, and it is too risky to ridicule the cat master in front of others, and it is not proportional to the benefits, so forget it......
"Ah...... Haha, that ...... It's my sister-in-law, oops, it's been a long time, and it's still so beautiful...... Ahaha......" Wang Xu never imagined the other party's reaction when he said this.
"You little rascal who has two boats, are you making fun of me now?"
Wang Xu felt a murderous aura, a fierce murderous aura, and he began to sympathize with the cat master at this moment, and even sympathized with married men all over the world......
Ten minutes later, Shui Yingyao and Yanli sat in the living room and didn't know what they were chatting, while the men were busy in the kitchen.
"Don't panic, she's just prenatal syndrome, and her mood is good and bad, so you have to coax her all the time, don't say she's beautiful, she cares about her body shape a lot ......during this time," the cat master said while skillfully cutting the food in front of him, the knife work is absolutely superb, it seems that it has not been a day or two to do this work.
I said...... You're a househusband now...... I don't see how you can cook? When Wang Xu said this, he didn't stop with his hands, and he knocked the eggs with one hand, which can make the shell, clear, and yellow, completely separated, and three or four knocks are coherent movements, and a pair of chopsticks stir up the egg flowers faster and more evenly than the blender.
The cat master's eyes lit up: "Hmph...... So what are you? Otaku cooking? Is it a man who can bring out the deliciousness of tomato scrambled eggs and instant noodles to the extreme? ”
Wang Xu's eyes flashed: "Hmph...... Don't underestimate these two dishes...... (Well, there may only be these two dishes in the otaku cooking world) You know, countless peerless beauties have fallen because of that bowl of instant noodles in the hands of otaku......"
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At this moment, Wei Chi, who was far away in Suzhou, sneezed fiercely, and Ning Feng beside him handed him a tissue: "What's wrong?" Got a cold? She gently touched Wei Chi's forehead with her hand.
The honest man blushed for a while, "No...... It's okay...... Let's go to the movies......"
Ning Feng said, "Hmm...... I'm a little hungry. ”
Wei Chi consciously stood up and walked towards the kitchen: "I'll give you a bowl of noodles to eat......
"Hurry up, I'll wait for you."
Wei Chi smiled: "Hmm." ”
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After being busy for more than an hour, it was finally time to eat, the dining table in the cat's house was not big, rectangular, two people sat side by side, one pair on each side.
The cat master took off his apron and sat down beside his wife very consciously, picking vegetables and adding food, so he almost helped the beauty wipe her mouth. And Shui Yingyao seems to have entered the better stage of "good and bad mood", and even fed the cat master with chopsticks with his own hands, which made Wang Xu creepy, and goosebumps fell to the ground.
The two on the other side are you and me, and Lang is a concubine. But Wang Xu was sitting on pins and needles beside Yan Li, and several times he wanted to speak, but because the president's eyes were too sharp, he held back his words.
The meal was going on in such a strange atmosphere, the fight was hot over there, and it was like falling into an ice cave here. Wang Xu was quite depressed in his heart, Master Cat, you are a decrepit person, you thought of such an idea of a date for four people, but it turned out that I had no appetite for eating......
Of course, having no appetite is relative, and it is an objective fact that he eats more than Yan Li and Shui Yingyao combined......
Finally stayed up until dinner, the cat master thought of another trick, let Wang Xu and Yan Li clean up the dishes, and he took his wife out for a walk. I have to say that this is a trick, and Yan Li is not easy to refuse, after all, it is really embarrassing to go to someone's house to eat and not help with some work.
And just like that, the two of them were the only ones left in the house.
The water in the sink was already overflowing with the foam of dish soap, the faucet was turned on very small, and Yan Li rolled up her sleeves, revealing half of her white arms, washing dishes one by one in the water. Wang Xu stood beside her, took the washed dishes, rinsed them with water, and then dried them and piled them up.
But the atmosphere was still terrible, suffocating...... Because of the silence, neither of them spoke.
Yan Li stared down at the sink, without saying a word, the light red short and medium hair that she originally had not been taken care of for several months, and it seemed that she had never cared about it since she met Wang Xu...... So she's been wearing a ponytail lately.
At this moment, a strand of green silk scattered from her forehead, and she subconsciously wanted to reach out to tease, but there was a lot of foam on her hands.
Wang Xu had been waiting for this opportunity to break the deadlock for a long time, but he was just about to stretch out his hand, but Yan Li interrupted him with a sentence: "I don't understand, what do you mean." ”
"Huh?" Wang Xu was so confused by this sudden sentence that he couldn't find the north.
"I think our relationship has long been clear, and you already have a girlfriend, but I don't understand some of the things you said after you came back from Chengdu this time......"
Wang Xu was still very happy to hear this, after all, communication can solve the problem, and it is better to talk about it than to be silent with everyone: "Then I'll just say it, Senior Sister Yan, you can also be my girlfriend." ”
Yan Li couldn't believe her ears, Wang Xu's use of the word "also" was really shocking......
She forcibly held back a nameless fire in her heart and replied, "Are you kidding? ”
Wang Xu shook his head: "No, I'm serious." ”
Yan Li hasn't been so crazy like this since she was a child, you? Wang Xu, you actually want to step on two boats?! And it's still me and Monk Lingxue? Who do you think you are? The most outrageous thing is that you still dare to openly express this wishful thinking, women in this world are so easy to bully?
Looking at Wang Xu's very calm eyes, Yan Li actually laughed after being silent for a moment: "Do you think I will promise you?" ”
Wang Xu thought to himself, that must be no problem, after all, you posted it a hundred years ago, and besides, our relationship in modern times is not quite ambiguous, so it can be seen that I am hand-to-hand this time.
"Hey...... I think so......" He just smirked twice when Yan Li stomped on the surface of his feet.
This time it came down too suddenly, and the pain made Wang Xu grin. Yan Li wiped her hands dry with a towel, and pulled the strand of hair on her forehead behind her ear, "Ling Xue is wrong about you, and I ...... too" She leaned forward again, Wang Xu could almost smell the fragrance of the beauty, but he didn't have the mood to think nonsense, because the second half of Yan Li's words were: "You are a big bastard!" ”