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I'm still in a dull mood these days, and I can't lift my spirits. Ding Shengxian saw that it was not a way for me to go on like this, so he chatted with me on the side.

As he spoke, this guy didn't leave his old job in three sentences, so he went off topic.

"My dream when I was a child was to be a scientist, what about you, Lao Tian?"

"I want to be a writer, when I was a child, I read martial arts novels, and I was most fascinated by Jin Yong, so I wanted to write my own one." I said in a sullen voice.

"Well, dreams are good, after growing up a little, my dreams have changed many times, I also fantasized about being Superman to save the earth, when Spider-Man maintained world peace, and when I just entered the society after graduating from high school, I was still a hot-blooded young man, and at that time I was bent on being an idealistic, educated, and orderly young man.

But now, my dream has finally been established, and I am also a young man, rich, girl, and father! ”

"Huh?" I gave him a blank look.

Ding Shengxian **** said: "I want to be a rich second generation now, I have money to spend, whatever I want." There are chick bubbles, and all kinds of beauties have played. There is a rich and powerful father, and someone will hold it when he stabs the big basket, so he can't worry about himself. How can such a lawless day not be my turn? ”

"Well, it's going to be your turn right away." I took out a piece of tofu from the kitchen and put it in front of him, and said, "Let's be reincarnated in a rich family as soon as you die!" ”

"Okay, I'll go, Lao Tian, let's see you in the next life!" Ding Shengxian turned the tofu into pieces, and the two of us laughed together.

Laughing and laughing, my expression darkened again, and said: "Now there are more and more people who subvert the three views, which is not a good phenomenon. ”

"My great sage, don't worry about the sky, due to the trend of society, let's joke and joke, as long as you keep a trace of clarity in your heart and do things worthy of your conscience, you can still manage others."

I said: "I can't manage it, I don't have the mind to manage it, I can't even manage myself......" Speaking of which, I went back to my own emotional problems, my emotional problems can't be solved by myself, where can I think about anything else.

Seeing that my mood was low again, Ding Shengxian shook his head and said: "Don't keep thinking about one thing, it's easy to get into the horns, since there is no business these days, then tomorrow I will accompany you outside to take a walk and do something meaningful, such as going to the nursing home to volunteer, helping the old lady cross the road ......"

"Do you dare to help?"

"Dare, it's a big deal that when I am falsely accused, I will roll on the spot and pretend to be dead!"

“……”

The next day, Ding Shengxian rarely got up early in the morning, and when I went out for morning exercises, this guy had already made breakfast. After two bites, it was unpleasant to die, and this guy's cooking skills were worse than mine.

After a few hasty treatments, Ding Shengxian took me to the supermarket.

"What's getting better in the supermarket, I'm going to come and buy some daily necessities every two or three days, and I'm tired of it." I said depressedly.

"Don't worry, I've found a fun project, come with me." Ding Shengxian smiled evilly.

This guy won't pay attention to any ****, right?

Sure enough, he came to the underwear area, and after staring at the dazzling array of underwear for a long time, he picked out a women's bra he liked, and reached out and touched it.

"What are you doing here?"

"When I'm in a bad mood, others go to pinch instant noodles overtime, but I come to the supermarket to pinch my bra!" Ding Shengxian laughed.

"What a pervert!" I scolded angrily, thinking that he really brought me to relax, who knew that he was this dead virtue, and if he wasn't a pervert, he wouldn't be him.

Ding Shengxian said: "Don't pretend, if there is a waiter in the mall, do you dare to pinch it?" This is in the supermarket, no one follows at all times, no pinching is not pinched. Hurry up! ”

"What's the use of pinching this? It's not true! ”

"Just practice first, and you can use it when you find a wife later."

"Don't you practice with a woman who has lost your foot every day? Do you still need to pinch this? I asked, confused.

"Aren't I giving you an example, I'm afraid you won't ......"

I kicked it over, what did this guy think of me, I really wanted to pinch it...... I'll let you see? If I really want to pinch it, I'll secretly buy one and go back to study it myself......

Well, just kidding!

dragged these two goods away, and didn't want to be embarrassed here. The second goods took me to the front of a primary school, just in time for school at noon, the second goods bought a bunch of snacks from the commissary, opened a bag of candy and chewed a few in their mouths, staring at the primary school students coming and going with bright eyes.

Suddenly, I saw a beautiful little girl in the crowd, about ten years old, the little girl had two long pigtails, a pair of big black eyes, very godly, a small mouth, a quiet nose, no matter how you look at it, I think it looks good.

Such a young girl is so good-looking, and when she grows up, she must be the embryo of a disaster for the country and the people.

"Little daughter-in-law, wait for me!" Ding Shengxian rushed up with the candy in his hand, grabbed the beautiful little girl, and said with a smile: "My little daughter-in-law, I can be considered to have found you!" ”

The little girl was so frightened that she trembled and burst into tears.

"Don't cry, little daughter-in-law, my little husband feeds you candy!" Ding Shengxian shook the candy in his hand.

The little girl stretched out her little hand and slapped the candy on the ground, pouting and saying, "You are a bad person, you want to kidnap me!" ”

"No, no, I'm your husband, I don't kidnap you, I still have good things, chocolate, fries!" Ding Shengxian took out all the snacks in his satchel and shook them in front of the little girl.

The little girl was very vigilant and was not fooled, but she was attracted by Ding Shengxian's words and asked, "What is a husband?" ”

"Well, what about my husband, it's husband and wife, you call me husband, I call you wife......"

"Is it like Mom and Dad?" The little girl blinked, didn't cry anymore and didn't plan to make trouble, so happily chatted with Ding Shengxian.

"Yes, yes, that's it! Little daughter-in-law, call your husband to listen! Ding Shengxian said with a wicked smile.

The little girl shook her little head like a rattle and said, "But you are an uncle." ”

"I'm not an uncle, I just look old, in fact, I'm only three years older than you!" Ding Shengxian said shamelessly.

"Really?" The little girl seems to have been fooled.

Ding Shengxian hurriedly hit the railway while it was hot: "Really, I also go to school here, I am in the sixth grade, and I can see you every day when I go to school and after school, so I like you, would you like to be my daughter-in-law?" ”