222:Blind date (1)
Seeing that Ding Shengxian succeeded in kidnapping the little girl step by step, I couldn't help but scold: "Beast! ”
The little girl bit her finger and thought for a long time without answering. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Ding Shengxian patiently opened the snacks in the bag, shook them one by one in front of the little girl, and said, "Call my husband to listen, there will be chocolate, jelly, and ice cream!" ”
"But my mother said she wouldn't let me eat strangers!" The little girl's voice was milky, and saliva was already running from the corners of her mouth.
"I'm your husband, you're my daughter-in-law, we're husband and wife, how can we be strangers?"
"Hmm...... Well...... Do we know each other? The little girl was still hesitant.
"Acquaintance, how can husband and wife not know each other."
"Then do you know how old I am and what grade I am?" The little girl suddenly became vigilant again, and the saliva in the corners of her mouth had been put away.
"This ......" Ding Shengxian's face was embarrassed, if he answered wrongly, wouldn't it be exposed. If you don't answer, it's more of a problem. So the second goods guessed: "You are nine years old and in the third grade." ”
"Phew!" The little girl spit on Ding Shengxian's face with a mouthful of saliva, and at the same time she jumped away, and ran to the school, pointing her finger at Ding Shengxian and shouting as she ran: "That person is a big liar and wants to kidnap me!" ”
"Uh......" Ding Shengxian was stunned, and then realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly fled.
Running to a place where no one was and being safe, he gasped and said, "Are all the current primary school students so rebellious, it's really hard to deceive!" ”
"Lao Ding, what do you want to do with this kind of beastly thing? Are you planning to destroy the flowers of the Motherland? I said angrily.
Ding Shengxian said with a smile: "I just booked a little daughter-in-law, and I will raise it as a child daughter-in-law, and take precautions in case of emergency, and I don't really want to kidnap anyone!" ”
"Beasts, beasts!"
"Don't scold, maybe our future wife is really in elementary school, or kindergarten. At that time, did you choose to be a beast or a bachelor? ”
“……”
I can't answer.
Some problems are never taken seriously when they are not paid attention to, but when they are the same thing, they are very scary to think about it!
It's time to eat, come to the snack street to eat beef noodles, after the noodles are served, Ding Shengxian eats carelessly, looks up from time to time to look around, and when he sees a beautiful woman passing by, he is like a nervous committy, knocking on the table with chopsticks and shouting: "Beauty, come and eat my noodles!" ”
A few beautiful women passing by smiled like monkeys, and no one stopped long, just glanced and left.
"Are you crazy?" I asked in surprise, feeling very incomprehensible about his behavior.
"Didn't I think of Zhou Fei and Wang Ling, the encounter with a bowl of noodles, I also want to use a bowl of noodles to catch a girlfriend!"
"That's a female ghost, can it be the same as a living person?"
"Maybe there is the same, in the eighties, there was a lack of materials, not to mention a bowl of noodles, even a hairpin can change a daughter-in-law!" Ding Shengxian said with a look of fascination.
I said: "The times are different, even if you take a house in exchange for a daughter-in-law, the daughter-in-law is still picky." ”
"Forget it, don't mention it, I originally wanted to show you how to learn how to pick up girls......"
"Cut! Your method of picking up a girl is not clever at all, and even a primary school student can't handle it. I interrupted him.
Back at the fortune telling shop, Zheng Hanyu waited at the door and said: "I had a strange dream after I went back last time, I dreamed that a man came to me and said let me marry him, I don't know if it worked out, or am I just dreaming?" It's not a ghost in the dream, is it? ”
"Look at your normal face, no bad luck, it's definitely not a dream of ghosts, it should be resolved, I'll take a look at your birthday." I said.
Zheng Hanyu provided the eight characters of the birthday, and after I analyzed it, I said: "Your marriage partner will not appear until next year, and you will get married at the end of next year, you have to be a little patient and wait." I can't give you any more time. ”
"It's okay, I'll only be twenty-four next year anyway, just right. Thank you, Master! You repay your grievances with virtue and are willing to help me, I really obey you! Zheng Hanyu said gratefully.
The road is high, the dragon and the tiger are subdued, and the ghosts and gods are heavy!
If you use virtue to influence a person, then that person will really change completely.
Now Zheng Hanyu has no hatred for me, I am very pleased.
After chatting a few words, I asked, "By the way, I haven't seen Tao Xue and Zhao Ping for a long time, are they okay?" ”
Zheng Hanyu replied: "It's okay, I found a job and lived an honest life, and I didn't have any more vain thoughts, and they and I didn't dare to play psychic games anymore in the future." ”
"That's good, if you are a down-to-earth person, you will be able to find your own happiness sooner or later, and the things you seek by using the crooked ways of the evil sect are unrealistic, and in the end they will outweigh the losses." Again, I advise.
"I know, it's not too early, I'll leave first, and I'll introduce you to any business in the future."
Zheng Hanyu walked on the front foot, Sister Mei came in on the back foot, and asked suspiciously: "Xiaoshan, isn't your girlfriend the widow's daughter, why are you in contact with Zheng Hanyu again?" ”
"She's here to tell fortunes, so we don't have much to do with each other." I explained.
"Oh, that's the case, why haven't I seen your child daughter-in-law for so many days?"
I'm embarrassed, Sister Mei, you can't change your mouth, and you keep saying that my junior sister is my child daughter-in-law.
I lay on the table in despair, unable to refresh myself.
"This guy broke up with his junior sister, and now he is also a bachelor, haha, he showed affection in front of me a while ago, and he really died quickly!" Ding Shengxian gloated.
"Broke up? How do you break up again? You young people say that breaking up is like eating, so common! Sister Mei said with a frown.
I corrected, "It's not a breakup, it's a breakup...... Forget it, I'm a single now anyway, hey......"
"That's right, the purpose of my coming today is to tell the about a family matter, and by the way, even your problem has been solved, you wait for two more days, and I will arrange it for you." Sister Mei said enthusiastically.
I couldn't lift my spirits at all, I snorted weakly, I couldn't let go of my sister in my heart, even if I wanted to find a girlfriend again, I didn't want to find it so quickly. Anyway, let me forget about the bits and pieces with my sister, but I was embarrassed to touch Sister Mei's kindness, so I had to answer perfunctorily.
Ding Shengxian was dragged on a blind date, and came back half an hour later, looking unhappy, I didn't ask him, he confessed himself: "The blind date girl looks too bad, just like that, I want a house and a car, I said I have a house, a rented house, I have a car, a broken bicycle, do you want to, if you want, let's have a good life, if you don't want to, pull it." The woman didn't say a word, turned around and left. ”
"Hey, keep up the good work!"