I was thinking about Shi Niang, and I didn't take the female ghost to heart. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Besides, I just told jokes with female ghosts for two nights.,In the process, I talked about meat jokes and flirted with female ghosts.,But that's also boring.,It's just a whim.,I didn't really plan to have a relationship with a female ghost.。

Ding Shengxian said so seriously, I didn't care, I just shook my head and told him not to worry about it, I have my own measure.

"In addition to the smell of the yin qi of the grave, you also have the smell of women, this smell has been with you these days, not the four girls you kept in captivity, who is it honestly?" Ding Shengxian asked with a wicked smile.

"Old police dog, it is definitely a mistake for you to be reincarnated as a human in this life, you should be reincarnated directly to be a dog!" I was really shocked by this guy's keen sense of smell!

"Don't divert the topic, tell me who it is!"

"Don't think about it, it's not a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship anyway, and if it was, I wouldn't admit it."

"It's boring!"

When I returned to Shi Niang's house in the evening, Shi Niang made something that greatly tonified the aphrodisiac, wolfberry Wang Ba Soup!

I continued to ask, but my wife still flickered her words and did not give a positive answer. I finally couldn't help but tease: "To be honest, do you miss a man, Master?" ”

"Little fool, do you want to die, I'll chop that thing down there with a knife!" Shi Niang really went to the kitchen and took out the knife.

I was so frightened that my face turned white, and I ran away. Shi Niang scolded angrily behind her: "Come back to me, if you dare to run out of the house, you will never want to come in again." ”

I hurriedly stopped, but Shi Niang didn't really mean to cut me, she put the knife away, and scolded: "Honestly come back to eat, and dare to tease Shi Niang again, I will never spare it!" ”

Since you don't mean that, what do you mean by making me eat big tonic things every day? My body is not empty, I have always been erect underneath me these days, and I don't have a girlfriend, isn't this a sin for people to suffer?

At night, just after falling asleep, I dreamed that a female ghost walked into my dream, and the ghost painted by Liu Cai said to me: "I miss you, come to my house and tell me a joke." ”

After speaking, the shadow of the female ghost disappeared in an instant, and I woke up suddenly, and looked at the table below, it was only ten o'clock at night.

Quietly opened the bedroom door, the door of the teacher's bedroom was still closed, and it was estimated that she was undressing at this time. After half an hour, the door of her bedroom opened, and she walked around the room in her underwear and underwear, and did not lie down and did not sleep directly, but looked through her mobile phone, and went to sleep for about five minutes.

Finally, after hearing the snoring of the master, I dared to sneak out and come to the grave with two pot heads and peanuts.

I don't know why, but I didn't feel frightened at all when the female ghost invited me, but I was looking forward to her invitation, and it seemed that I was getting used to it for three nights.

If one day the female ghost doesn't let me tell her a joke, maybe I'll feel panicked.

After a few sips of wine, after a little uplift, he began to gush endlessly.

To be honest, I'm an introvert, I'm not a talkative person on weekdays, and I'm shy and even blush when faced with pretty girls. Of course, the video doesn't count, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to chat so happily with my sister.

I dare to pack a ticket, when I really meet my junior sister, I will definitely blush, stammering for a long time and unable to say a complete sentence.

And with the female ghost, maybe because I can't see it, and I don't think she can seem to pose a threat to me, so I'm bold at her grave.

"Let's talk about disgusting today, I don't know if you little girl will feel disgusted...... I can't see you anyway, so I'll just say it. The fly saw the dung shell mantis rolling the dung ball, so they went up and beat the shell mantis severely, and the shell mantis was puzzled and asked why. The fly said angrily: You don't eat good, you have to roll around on the ground, make it dirty, you are spoiling food, beating you is educating you, you know? I couldn't help but laugh when I finished speaking.

The whirlwind in front of the grave began to show the movements of the flowers and branches.

"You haven't been in love, you should yearn for love, then I'll talk about a blind date, there is a single boy at home who has been urging him to go on a blind date, he has been on a blind date many times before, and he always looks down on it if he doesn't succeed, so he said to his family: 'Don't worry, there is always someone waiting for me to appear.'" The family said, 'You're talking about Lord Yama!' ’…… Haha, do you think his family is funny? ”

For a long time, there was no reflection in front of the tombstone.

I was a little embarrassed and whispered, "This joke is a bit cold...... And I shouldn't have been in front of you...... Let's change it...... Let me think about it. ”

"There was a money worshipper who said she would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle. In order to satisfy her, her boyfriend took her to a BMW 4S store and beat her up...... This should make you laugh, right? ”

The whirlwind in front of the tombstone moved slightly this time, and it seemed that the joke was only slightly funny.

After racking my brains for a long time, I said, "There is a fool who has been in love with his girlfriend for many years, and he called and said that he wanted to take it back to his family, and the family asked what it belonged to, and he said that it belonged to a dog. The family said that the dog is not good, but the pig is okay. The fool immediately said: Is it okay to look like a pig...... Can this be laughed? ”

The whirlwind shook more obviously this time, but not as cheerfully as the fly shell mantis in front of it.

I don't know what's wrong, but I desperately want to see the female ghost laughing.

It's like an addiction!

Time flies, I took out my phone and looked at the time, it was already 1 o'clock in the middle of the night. I anxiously said to the tombstone, "I have to go back, otherwise I will delay my morning exercise." ”

In the morning, I was woken up again by a broomstick. Rubbing his buttocks, he said with some dissatisfaction: "Master, can you be gentle, if you continue to beat me like this, my ass will bloom sooner or later." ”

"Who told you not to wake up early, if you can wake up before I wake up, can I still hit you?" The master gave me a blank look and said.

Also, if I don't go on a date with a female ghost at night and go to bed early, I won't always wake up.

I thought I wouldn't go tonight anyway.

But as soon as I closed my eyes at night, the female ghost appeared in my mind again, and asked me to go to her grave and let me tell her a joke. I woke up suddenly, got dressed without even thinking about it, and went to the appointment when my wife was asleep.

Since then, I have been going to appointments for more than ten days to tell jokes to female ghosts. It seems to have become a compulsory class for me every day, unless it is a rainy day when the female ghost does not invite me to dream, the rest of the days are basically not empty.

And Shi Niang has been strange in the past ten days, changing patterns every day to make me aphrodisiac food, and basically no duplicate ones.

This morning, I was woken up again by a broomstick. When he jumped up, he saw two strings of blood on the sheets, and he was immediately startled.

Seeing this, Shi Niang said with a disdainful face: "I didn't expect you to be uncomfortable for so many days every month, little fool, do you want to divide the Hushu Bao I used for you a few pieces?" ”

"......" I had a chill, and at the same time I was very excited!

With the beautiful lady of the mother's protection of Shubao, that is a very urgent need.

This thing is just like a beautiful woman's stockings and underwear, which makes people look at the blood gushing and infinite reverie.

When the master saw that I was intoxicated, she waved her broom and slapped me a few times, and scolded: "If the little villain doesn't learn well for a day, he should be beaten, and I will kill you...... Kill you......"

"Don't fight! Don't fight! It's all your fault, let me eat those big tonic things every day, can I not have a nosebleed? I said with an aggrieved face, the two strings of blood on the sheets were obviously my nosebleeds, and it was impossible for my mother not to know.

She was so sarcastic about me, I really don't know if she had ulterior motives.

"I'm all for your good, don't know what's wrong, hurry up and get dressed and go to the morning exercise." Shi Niang angrily put away the broom and began to wash.

During the morning exercise, when I passed by Liu Caihua's grave, Shi Niang suddenly stopped, looked at me, kept looking at the grave, and suddenly whispered to herself: "Why is there something wrong with the aura of this tomb?" ”

Although her voice was deliberately low, I was right next to her and could hear it clearly.

My heart trembled, wouldn't my sister find any clues?

Shi Niang is a master of all kinds of spells, Gu spells, head lowering and other techniques, so it is naturally not a problem to distinguish the shape of the qi, and it is not an incredible thing to be able to see that the aura of the tomb is wrong.

And I'm surprised because I've been telling jokes to female ghosts these days, and although I can't see female ghosts, I can still feel the changes in female ghosts.

At first, the female ghost felt very desolate and lonely, but after so many days of my company, I could feel that her heart was slowly melting, and she longed for warmth and tenderness.

Shi Niang's aura is wrong, it can't be because of the change in the female ghost's mood, right?

"These days I always feel that there is a sound at the back door when I fall asleep, little fool, you tell me honestly, did you go out at night?" Shi Niang keenly targeted me.

How dare I admit it, and hurriedly shook my head. These days, in addition to learning the secrets of marriage, I have also begun to learn the skills of ghost hunting. If I let my sister know that I was dating a female ghost, I would be deliberately close to the female ghost instead of catching it, which would be contrary to the original intention of learning. I don't know if it will kick me out of the division.

Shi Niang didn't pay much attention to it, after buying vegetables, she went home to cook, and still made a lot of food for me to eat in the evening. And these days she hasn't eaten a bite from beginning to end.

I couldn't help it, and asked, "Master, you didn't give me the pulse, and my complexion has always been normal, why do you always say that my body is weak?" ”

"You're not vain, I'm afraid that your physical training won't be able to keep up, so I'll let you make up for it." Shi Niang said this a little uncomfortable, and I could tell at a glance that it was a lie.

But the master refused to tell the truth, which made me more and more curious.

And I didn't tell the truth to my sister!