Due to Zhang Ziqing's spoof, I had to solve the lunch problem by myself.

This time, at my strong request, Miss Han gave up her plan to make lunch by herself, and Zhang Ziqing also agreed that I was responsible for her lunch, in fact, I wanted Zhang Ziqing to be responsible, but Yu Yan didn't agree to eat what I made.

I skillfully beat a few eggs, and was about to start the production of "Golden Jade Full of Good Marriage", when I suddenly felt a chill on the back of my neck, and hurriedly looked back, only to see Yu Yan holding two large kitchen knives in her hands, looking at me with a smile. I shuddered, and the bowl in my hand hung on the ground. I subconsciously took two steps back and squeezed out a smile, "Yu Yan, we have something to discuss, right?" Why bother? It wouldn't be good if it hurt, wouldn't it? ”

Yu Yan hid her face and chuckled, "Hehe, look at our Dong Batian, I can still hurt you with a knife." ”

I nodded habitually, and then hurriedly shook my head when I saw the beauty's face change slightly.

Yu Yan was completely amused this time: "How can you still have a trace of the domineering spirit of "Dong Batian" when he kicked open the gate of the 11th district government, it is clearly an angry little man's appearance. Yu Yan slowly put down the kitchen knife, "Seeing that you are so scared, I want to help you fight or something." ”

I hesitated a little and agreed to her, after all, it would be miserable to make her mad.

I assigned her a job, and asked her to help clean and wash the green onions first, and then tell Lei Ming that he would have a bite to eat for a while, and as for the use of knives and fire, I didn't dare to let her do it, otherwise there might be some accidents. Then, I silently made a vow in my heart: In the future, unless I have to, I will never let Yu Yan step into the kitchen half a step, this is not a declaration of love, this is the guarantee of life!

A few minutes later, after happily handing me the already miserable shallot, Yu Yan went to Lei Ming to speak, and I was naturally busy with my work. Seeing that Yu Yan and Lei Ming were still chatting on the side, I decided to try the taste first, but when I brought the spoon with the egg fried rice to my mouth, I saw the magical scene again: not far from the bridge, a kind old woman beckoned to me with a bowl of soup; The clouds parted in the air, and a birdman descended from the sky with a circle of light above his head and stretched out his arm to me; The ground cracked beneath his feet, and a man in black with a scepter sat on a throne staring at him.

Holy, what's going on here?! One of my spirits threw the spoon on the ground, turned his head, turned to Yu Yan and asked, "Yu Yan, how did you choose the green onion?" ”

Yu Yan frowned, "That's the choice, first peel off the skin on the outside, and then remove the roots." ”

"And then?"

"Then soak it with X6 disinfectant, and finally use J9 purifier to bleach."

Lei Ming and I gasped suddenly, and the muscles on our faces twitched...... It's so dangerous, but fortunately I didn't eat. How did this girl recognize the X6 disinfectant?,This doesn't seem to be produced by her family's group.,And what is that J9?,How do you remember that it seems to be used to treat industrial sewage.。

"Who made this egg fried rice, it looks good", a voice suddenly sounded, and when I looked back, it turned out to be the Wang Brigade who was upright on the outside and obscene on the inside, and the monkey replied directly: "Captain, don't eat that rice." ”

The Lewd King Brigade raised his eyebrows and opened his eyes, "What do you mean?!" Can't I eat it?! Why are you so stingy?! After that, I just scooped a spoonful and was about to eat it, so I hurriedly stepped forward to stop it, "Captain, you really can't eat it, you will have an accident if you eat it!" ”

Lewd Captain (That's cool!) Very disdainful, "Isn't it just a plate of egg fried rice, as for this?" It's hard to scare me, I'm going to eat today! After saying that, I picked up the plate and was about to send food to my mouth, but I couldn't persuade it, so I punched it directly, ready to stop it by violent means, but where am I the opponent of a devil like Wang Jun. Easily dodging a few of my attacks, a spoonful of egg fried rice was sent into his stomach.

"Little bunny, you still want to do it with me, you still ...... Boom! Before the words were finished, the person had already foamed at the mouth and fell straight to the ground, I hurriedly stepped forward to help the head of the Wang team, and at the same time told the monkey to hurry up to find a doctor, and then eagerly asked the Wang team in his arms: "Captain, are you okay?" ”

"Ahem, mammoth... How do I feel uncomfortable... It's like someone grabbed by the throat... A chill at the back of the neck? ”

"Captain, don't worry, you don't have anything, it's just that your sweater is worn backwards."

"Oh, no wonder...... Wrong... You don't have to comfort me... I know I'm going to fail... I have one thing...... I have to tell you. ”

"Captain, you say I'll listen."

"You promise me first... You're going to succeed me as captain. ”

"Captain, I promise you everything."

"Really? Then I'll entrust my sister to you" As he spoke, Wang Jun took out a photo from his pocket with difficulty, and I took it and looked at it closely: "......, captain, you got it wrong, this is your photo." ”

"No... And that's... My sister"

I gasped again, "......, Captain, let's get down to business."

"Good. Actually, we don't have enough money for this project... So a lot of supplies are not in place..."

"We've all guessed this a long time ago."

"Oh, but there's one thing you wouldn't guess... In fact... We forgot to bring ......."

"What did you say, Captain?!"

"Forget ......"

Before he finished speaking, Team Wang tilted his head and lost his breath, after I closed my eyes for him, I was alone there in a daze, what did Team Wang say? In fact, I feel that it is not that I didn't hear it clearly, but that Wang Jun didn't say it at all, looking at his tangled face at that time, as if he couldn't pull out Xiang, it definitely left me a big hole, and he didn't even tell me where the pit was. Anyway, why do you have to let me replace him? Is it difficult to achieve it because I am the male lead? Said a superfluous ......

When the monkey ran back with a few doctors, the Wang brigade was already stiff, and the doctor did a simple examination and officially announced the death of the Wang brigade. It wasn't long before the captain arrived, and it was the first time we'd seen him, and his previous impression was only of accidentally pressing the take-off button and crashing into an Imperial patrol ship.

This captain's name is Niu Ben, and he looks no different from a wild bull, with a very visually striking tendon meat, with a shiny bald head, and a scar on his face that is almost 10 centimeters, how does it look like he has just escaped from prison. To be honest, I really doubt that this thing was made by the original captain and then impersonated. Captain Niu rushed to the side of the Wang Brigade in a few steps, and knelt down with a plop, with a distressed expression, howling and crying, he cried and shouted: "Brother Wang, why did you leave like this!" Alas, I sighed and stepped forward to pat Captain Niu on the shoulder, and just wanted to comfort a few words, but Niu Ben's next sentence gave Lei De a scorched heart, "Brother Wang, in fact, your sister and I are already fine, and we are about to tell you the good news, so you can leave!" "This is indeed good news for the Wang team......

After the captain stabilized his mood, he clutched the photo of the so-called Wang Mei in his hand and took me to the command center. Wang Jun's body was handed over to the doctor for treatment, saying that he would do a detailed examination. Captain Niu pointed to a thin booklet on the table in the command center, "All the information of this operation is here, it's only the third day of departure, and Brother Wang hasn't told me about the operation, so you have to research it yourself, the computer on the table is the only one here that can be contacted by the alliance headquarters, I think you should report it first." I stared at the "All Materials" and was stunned...... This Nima is all the information?! Is this thing ten pages long?! After a while, I replied, "Captain Niu, you go and go about your own business first, I'll call you again", and Captain Niu went back with the photo that I don't know if it was Brother Wang or Sister Wang.

I sat down in my chair and picked up the "All Materials", and the first thing that appeared on my retina was a line of large letters "Ancestral Land Redevelopment Plan (Uncut Version)" with "All 11 pages" in small print underneath. That's more than 10 pages......

The corners of my eyes twitched and I turned the first page, and there were only two lines of bold characters on it: "Ancestral Land Redevelopment Plan Plan **** Interstellar Alliance Ancestral Land Redevelopment Planning Committee", engage in wool! It's a total of 11 pages.,The first page is still this kind of thing.,Is this really all the information? It's not that the editorial board didn't have enough paper to tear when they went to the toilet?!。 I couldn't help but continue to complain** and turned the second page again.,Well,The second page is normal.,It's a table of contents.。 According to the table of contents, the remaining 9 pages, 7 of which are "Report on the Status of the Earth's Environment (Revised in New Yuan XXX)", "Navigation Route Design Report (Third Edition)", "Statistical List of Materials Required for the Project (Absolutely Not Changed)", the eighth page is "Specific Plan (Provisional Version) (Official Version) (Revised) (Name Continues to Be Added, Content Is Not Changed or This Edition)", and the last page is "List of Personnel of the Ancestral Land Redevelopment Planning Committee (Arranged in alphabetical order of surname)...... This book "All the information is used to practice the technique of spitting?!! ”

I am such a witty person, of course, I turned directly to the "Specific Plan"~ Turning the eighth page, the retina was greeted by another line of bold words: "Due to too many unknown factors, the prospects of the plan cannot be predicted, please adapt to the situation and deal with the problem flexibly." Above. ”…… I can't complain at the moment, I'm deeply convinced that this whole plan is a big hole, specially used to trap our gang of criminals, I guess even the Cantonese chefs at Broughfrey's temporary cooking technical school have been sent to the border to do things, no wonder we even have beauty and nail salon courses......

Just when I was in a daze, the computer screen on the table lit up, and the round face of a certain alliance leader appeared on it, I seem to have seen this face, well, the last time the grapevine said that the unspoken ~ rule actress seems to be him. Then the fat official's voice came out, "Wang Jun, we just found out that the rabbit raised by the Arab princess was not killed by you, but by hitting the lamppole and killed, but it was indeed roasted and eaten by you and Zhang Ziqing......"