At eight o'clock in the evening, the bell rang on time, and I realized for the first time that I had been away from campus for many years that the bell was the most beautiful sound in the world! At least for now, there isn't one!

Just as our group was about to leave, Zhang Ziqing's voice came from behind him: "I have already checked my teaching assignment, and you will still come to my cooking class tomorrow." "Thinking of this day's lesson, we all have a thrill on our bodies. Zhang Ziqing smiled, and then said: "Don't be afraid, tomorrow we will change the teaching method, you will like it." By the way, don't even have breakfast until tomorrow. Everyone replied suspiciously, and dragged their tired bodies back to their rooms.

Back to 233, I think I should take a hot shower to relax immediately, but I'm a person, I don't have any other hobbies, I like to pretend to be 13, I cleared my throat, faced Yu Yan, and said with a smile and a gentlemanly demeanor: "Yu Yan, you take a shower first." ”

It didn't matter what she said, Yu Yan's face turned red all of a sudden, so red that it seemed to be dripping blood. Yu Yan stood there motionless with a red face, just lowered her head and played with her fingers, I was stunned first, but as a man with a normal orientation, how could I not react, this girl is definitely thinking too much!

I hurriedly explained: "Yu Yan, I mean, wouldn't it be more comfortable for us to take a shower and then sleep", it's good not to say it, after I finished speaking, Yu Yan became even more shy, and sat on the bed directly with her face covered, shaking her head incessantly to calm herself down. I'm a little confused this time, how can I be even more embarrassed after I finish explaining? I hurriedly repeated what I just said in my mind: "Yu Yan, I mean, isn't it more comfortable to take a shower and then sleep", no problem!

What's the problem? It's out of my mantra "we", I've been a child king since I was a child, I was a campus bully after school, and I became a "Dongbatian" when I grew up, and I took other people with me almost everything over the years, and the word "we" became a mantra and couldn't be changed. But after all, I have the aura of the protagonist added by the old crab (does this count as a plug-in?) ), the mind is extraordinary, and I figured it out quickly, please call me the witty little prince, ahem......

I walked up to Han Yuyan, patted her on the shoulder, and slammed a spirit on the girl who was thinking wildly, and then buried her head lower, and said shyly: "Mammo, no, it's too early, people, people are really not ready." ”

The corners of my mouth couldn't help twitching, "That, Yu Yan, you think too much, I didn't mean that." ”

Yu Yan paused for a moment, and then her brain was running rapidly, and she suddenly figured out the misunderstanding that existed here, thinking of what she looked like just now, a strong sense of shame suddenly surged up, Han Yuyan did not hesitate, it was directly a scream that shocked the world, and then stood up and shouted: "Mammoth, you bastard!" Get the hell out of here! ”

This Blaufrey can be said to be the crystallization of the most cutting-edge technology of the Han Group, which can be said to be high-end and comprehensive, but very accidentally, it happens to ignore the sound insulation performance of the wall. Actually, if it was a normal conversation, even if it was shouting loudly, this wall would be soundproof, but the Han Group obviously didn't take into account the powerful energy of their eldest lady......

This scream that can tear through the sky! This sentence can shatter the roar of mountains and rivers! It's completely out of the limits of the sound insulation of the walls! So when I walked out of the door, I saw almost all the single male players in this area without any suspense. There was almost no anger in the eyes of the people who looked at me, and I seemed to hear the voices in the hearts of everyone: No matter what this kid did, let's kill him first!

Without hesitation, the fists and feet of the group of bachelors directly beckoned over. Of course, the people in my own team are in charge of pulling the rack, but there are a few people who took the opportunity to kick me while pulling the rack, and I have to teach these boys a good lesson.

After all, I'm not an ordinary street gangster, so I didn't suffer any big losses, but a blue nose and swollen face are indispensable. Since it was a large group of people beating me alone, everyone's fists and feet inevitably bumped together, and the fight turned into a brawl. In the end, a shout from the Wang Brigade became the final whistle of the entire brawl. And after a few simple questions, naturally I was taken by the Wang Brigade to give a lecture.

In the smoking room, Wang Jun yawned, lit the cigarette in his hand, and looked at Pang Someone, who had a blue nose and swollen face opposite, and couldn't help but feel funny, "Pang Ran, I've seen your files, how can you cause a lot of trouble wherever you go?" ”

I rubbed my blue eyes, hiss, this damn pain, "Captain, although a good man is a good man, I really don't blame me for this incident, and I didn't let them beat me." ”

Wang Dada flicked the cigarette ash, "Don't blame you? So who do you blame? ”

My eyes rolled and rolled, and I even used the legendary artifact - the male protagonist's brain! Ahem, there's no such thing...... In the end, I didn't understand whose responsibility it was, but I just felt that I was sincerely wronged.

The Wang Brigade smiled obscenely, as evidenced by the sky, it was definitely a lewd smile. He patted me on the shoulder, your sister! Pick the place that was beaten blue! "I'll tell you, it's up to you. Why are those singles beating you, isn't it because of jealousy, there are more than 1,000 people in the entire spaceship plus the staff, and there are more than 900 male singles in it, you kid is not only in the same room with the girl, but also a big beauty at the disaster level! You say how could they not want to hit you? Do you know what was the trigger for this incident? It's you stupid boy who the eldest lady of the Han family, you can't just rely on the tough guy style to chase girls, and you can't blindly pretend to be stupid, you have to show the gentle side appropriately, you have to learn from me, I want to #¥%¥&*¥$¥%%^#. …………”

I scratched my head and couldn't bear to listen to this thing talk about his "pickle girl experience".

Almost an hour later (hey, friends with obsessive-compulsive disorder, I just don't give you the right minute what can you do to me~~), Wang Jun took a puff, smoked the last bit of cigarette, and snuffed it out in the ashtray: "Okay, go back, I won't clean you up this time, pay attention next time." ”

After opening the door of the smoking room and walking out, I hurriedly grabbed the Wang team, "Captain, take me in for the night, I really don't dare to go back to sleep." ”

Wang Jun directly knocked my hand down, "If you can't handle this little thing, what kind of team leader, I don't care what method you use, in short, you must handle this matter before gathering tomorrow, otherwise I will throw you out of the hatch." With that, he strode away.

I pondered by myself for about half an hour (I just don't use the exact time~~~), then I made up my mind, and when I returned to room 233, I pushed the door directly and entered, and saw Yu Yan lying quietly on the "double bed", it seemed that she must not have slept. I took a shower first, then walked to the bed, lay directly beside Yu Yan, and hugged her.

The whole process was done in one go, without any delay, which scared Yu Yan, she probably thought I would apologize or something, but I didn't expect me to be so domineering, but this woman also looks at my Pang someone's domineering side (so narcissistic, so narcissistic).

I saw that the person in my arms did not struggle, and knew that I had bet on the right place, so I fell asleep with a big beautiful woman in my arms. I slept comfortably, but Yu Yan was so excited that she couldn't sleep this night. When I woke up the next morning, due to some inevitable physiological reaction, a little joke was made. This is really just an inevitable natural phenomenon, and all the male compatriots in the world can testify to me, right?

When the Wang brigade came to the hall to give this morning's lecture to the assembled people, he saw the two of us holding hands at the back of the team, and smiled obscenely...... It's really a lewd laugh! There's absolutely no way I'm wrong twice! Could it be that his serious appearance on the first day was completely faked? It's been revealed so quickly! It's just the second day of training, the first day of training, okay!

Assembled, lectured, announced the curriculum, and disbanded, and then I led the team hungry to the Blauflair Temporary Culinary Technology School in the East Hall on the third floor, and saw Zhang Zi standing at the door early in the morning waiting for us: "Come here, we will practice teaching today, and the other temporary cooking schools on the third floor do not have this treatment." Today I'm going to tell you about breakfast. ”

The long table behind him was already lined with all kinds of breakfasts, all of which were handmade, and there were no unprocessed foods like milk.

Zhang Ziqing pointed to the food on the table, "Everyone chooses what they want to eat, and they can eat it after they have chosen." After listening to this, we rushed directly to the hearty breakfast, and Zhang Ziqing was writing down something with a notebook on the side. After breakfast, the team members sat down satisfied, and I said to Lei Ming and the others around me, "Listen to me, I don't think things are so simple, it is estimated that there will be no good things for a while, don't be too relaxed." A black man named Jimmy waved his hand, "It doesn't matter, I'm already satisfied anyway, in the old words of Brother Pang, this is to die and be a full ghost, what are you afraid of when I'm full." Lei Ming slapped Jimmy directly in the head, "What a mess, bad luck!" Jimmy scratched his bald head and smiled wryly.

As I expected, I am the Emperor of Prophecy. After a while, after Zhang Ziqing put away the things on the table, he called everyone out of their relaxed state, and then directly threw out a difficult problem, "Everyone write down the raw materials and production methods of the things you just ate, and pass them to me directly with PDA. ”

Lei Ming handed over the answer sheet in minutes, and his answer was very simple: "Fritters, the raw material is noodles, and the production method is fried." After reading the answer, Zhang Ziqing's face immediately darkened, and he directly reprimanded in front of everyone: "Are you playing tricks with me, what you just ate is obviously shrimp dumplings!" Besides, I didn't prepare fritters today! Be smart, don't eat lunch! ”

Usually it is said that killing chickens and monkeys makes an example, but this time I used the "monkey" to make a knife, Lei Ming turned his head and made a grimace at me.

With this negative teaching material, no one dares to be clever anymore, and in the end, few people in total complete the task. Yu Yan naturally couldn't write anything at all, but I was cleared by Zhang Zi, and Old Man Zhang mixed a little beef in the pork xiaolongbao...... And it was the childlike Zhang Ziqing's spoof that indirectly caused the whole action to deviate from the original line, and finally caused the whole alliance to have a headache, of course, when it was summarized afterwards, everyone didn't remember that the reason was the Cantonese chef.