Yuxu Palace is located on the top of Kunlun Mountain, the altitude is high and the oxygen is rare, coupled with their teachings and advocates vegetarianism, the high incidence of altitude sickness and protein deficiency diseases is also reasonable - I accurately judged all this from the description of land pressure, so I took the risk with confidence, and sure enough, I hit the fart!

All in all, the diseases caused by these two points are roughly nothing more than these: vegetarian diet and lack of vitamins will cause athlete's foot, lack of protein is bone hyperplasia, lack of oxygen is migraine and high blood pressure, and it must be dark in front of you when you stand up after squatting......

Hearing me say this, everyone in the hall immediately exchanged glances with wide eyes, and the sound of whispering gradually sounded, and the solemn scene suddenly diluted, and Yuan Shi Tianzun couldn't help but look sideways: "Oh, there is such a thing?" ”

"Yes, Tianzun," I swore an oath, "Is this really something that can't just be listened to me, practice is the only criterion for verifying all truths, so we must verify it—I wonder if any of you expound disciples have bad smelly feet?" Or, is there anyone who somehow grows more bones? Otherwise, have you ever squatted down and got up again, and your eyes were dark...... These are all early symptoms, you must pay attention to it, dear, if you don't treat you, you will be the same as Jiang Ziya! ”

Many disciples, you look at me, I look at you, Leng Ding was unexpected, someone raised his hand: "I, I'm ...... here"

As far as I could see, there was a fat and strong man in his fifties, with a fat head and big ears and a shy belly, and his head was bare except for a ring of hair on the side, and I immediately asked, "What's your problem?" ”

"Feet, feet smell ......"

"Strip off your shoes and show me!"

The fat bald man glanced at Yuan Shi Tianzun from afar, and when he saw that there was no objection, he immediately hurriedly began to pull his shoes and socks, and at the same time, a large area of the tide next to him retreated, and countless people began to cover their noses and shout: "Don't pick up, don't pick up, you go to him to pick it up, what does it mean to leave us here?" ”

The fat bald man smiled awkwardly, and soon came to my side and picked up his shoes, and as soon as I took off my shoes, my eyes could barely open - where is the foot smell of paralysis, the smell of human feet is pungent, he is directly dazzling, and he is about to catch up with the biological and chemical weapons!

I just wanted to speak, but the fat bald man suddenly shuddered and stopped, and the whole person was motionless like a wood carving, and then I heard the displeased voice of Yuan Shi Tianzun coming from above: "Uh, it's better to forget about such a troublesome thing as taking off your shoes, and help you show your deeds for the teacher......"

As he spoke, the shoes and socks on the fat bald feet suddenly turned transparent, and a pair of devastated Hong Kong feet immediately appeared in front of me. ”

Everyone waved their hands together: "...... We won't look at it, you work hard! ”

Seeing that the fat man's feet smelled and had a conclusion, three or five more people immediately raised their hands in a hurry: "We also have a problem......

"Say them one by one, I don't have to look at them, they all mean the same thing anyway," I said by random name, "You say." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Two young people flashed out of the crowd in an instant, and they saluted me from a distance and took off their hats, immediately revealing the two fleshy horns on the top of their heads, one on the left and one with gold edges in white, and one in white with silver edges: "We have horns!" ”

"I can't help it when it grows," I said with a wry smile, "The only thing I can do now is to try to adjust your diet as much as possible, at least so that this horn does not continue to grow - of course, if you are determined to go to the underworld to be the head of a bull in the future, forget it, it is better to only wear a sign than not to fit in in the future!" ”

Two boys: "......"

After the typical case came out, more disciples followed and raised their hands, but I didn't look at it anymore - I didn't really come to heal the disease, since it proved that my theory was correct, what more should I do, and it was the right way to take down the Yuan Shi Tianzun as soon as possible, so I didn't squint at Chao Tianzun bowed again, "Tianzun, now you can believe my words, right?" ”

Yuan Shi Tianzun nodded slightly, as if talking to himself and seemed to be talking to the disciples: "From this point of view, why bother with your words, there is really some truth, Jiang Ziya's death has nothing to do with you......"

"Isn't that the end of it?" I immediately smiled and said, "I've finally been wronged!" ”

Yuan Shi Tianzun's face turned pale and said: "However, this disease has so much to do with my Jade Void Palace, it must not be treated, why bother that since you know the condition, do you say that there is also a way to treat it?" ”

"It can be cured, but it's a little troublesome, and it may not be cured, but it's no problem to reduce their symptoms," I nodded and said, "The only thing that is more troublesome is that I'm quite busy now, you know, Shen Gongbao is preparing to attack Chaoge, and I am the minister of Chaoge......"

"This is a trivial matter, the change of dynasties in the world is earth-shattering in the eyes of mortals, but it may not be more serious than the problem of foot odor in our place," Yuan Shi Tianzun said lightly: "In this way, you stay here to show my people, I will discuss it with my senior brother, as long as it does not affect the great cause of the gods, why not delay the replacement of Yin Shang by the Western Zhou Dynasty for a hundred years?" ”

"Don't, Tianzun, don't change the course of history for the sake of healing!" Yuan Shi Tianzun's words startled me, and I immediately jumped up: "If the way of heaven changes because of me, my sin will be great-what will happen when karma falls on me, you must take it back!" ”

Yuan Shi Tianzun smiled slightly: "I didn't expect that you are not very old, but you understand cause and effect, and even the Heavenly Dao is naturally involved, and many of my disciples rarely have this understanding...... Okay, I'll make plans for the change of dynasty, and I won't let you die in vain anyway, what do you think? ”

"Thank you Tianzun, you can speak to my heart!"

Tianzun waved his hand casually: "Then you can treat my apprentice now, right?" ”

…… With the order of the Primordial Heavenly Venerable, tables, chairs, benches, pens, ink, paper, and inkstones were immediately placed in the hall, and I was temporarily given a clinic to come out, and all the apprentices came to me one by one to describe the condition, all of them were basically the same, but the degree was different, and I also gave a unified reply, and then told them separately:

"There are only two solutions, first, you have a variety of plants in the temple, so that the plants absorb carbon dioxide to produce oxygen, so that there will be no lack of oxygen; Second, you must have a balanced diet, eat whole grains, and you must not eat partially, as for the problem of protein deficiency, I suggest you make tofu to eat, and the protein content in it can also meet the needs! ”

Needless to say, these two points were immediately implemented, with the help of all kinds of spells, the good Jade Void Palace suddenly became an elf kingdom, and at the same time, the tofu workshop was also quickly implemented, and the practice of one hundred and eight kinds of tofu was born in the world!

Of course, separate guidance is also indispensable, such as the fat bald man with smelly feet just now, I suggested that he simply don't wear shoes from now on, the smell of feet is equivalent to drawing a knife and cutting off the water to make it worse, and it is even worse in addition to not saying anything, I immediately made a guarantee to me: "Doctor, don't worry, I will not wear shoes from now on, not only that, I am also ready to remind myself of the name at any time Don't forget!" ”

"What are you going to change to?"

"Barefoot Immortal!"

The two white-clothed young men with gold and silver edges also reduced their intake of calcium-containing substances under my guidance, and prepared to ask the master to help cover up the two horns with illusion after they went back-by the way, I have to mention one more thing here, in fact, these two are not the apprentices of Yuan Shi Tianzun, but the boy of the moral true monarch Lao Tzu, whose main job is to watch the fire during alchemy, and he came to the Yuxu Palace because of his advanced studies, and the horn is still grown when he was in the Eight Treasure Palace, not here at all!

Later, I learned that the names of these two were changed after I went back, and they were called Golden Horn and Silver Horn respectively......

There were a lot of disciples who came to me to see a doctor, and in the end, even the boy who rolled his eyes when he first picked me up came, and as soon as he sat down, he directly showed the shape of three heads and seven arms, and simply said: "I have an extra arm, do you see if it is the bone hyperplasia you said?" ”

My answer was very simple: "Yes." ”

"How?"

"Cut it," I dug a hole directly: "Just cut it, the others are the same as others!" ”

The boy's face turned red instantly, and he stood up and slapped the table, "You! ”

"What am I?" I followed his example and glared at him: "Do you think I can do my best to talk to me with your attitude, they are all people, why don't you think about my emotions, big brother, do you understand the empathy of your heart?" ”

"You ......"

"Sit down first!" I said proudly: "If you want to cure the disease, be honest, and if you don't treat it, you can put it aside - anyway, there will be no such shop in this village, and it is not me who has long hands!" ”

The boy sat down heavily, gasped a few times before his tone softened slightly: "Doctor, can you please help treat the cure?" ”

"Okay, but you have to tell me who you are and how our beams came together!"

The boy glanced at me and said with a straight face: "My name is Muzha, and you did my brother Nezha's business, right?" ”

it! I see!

I immediately understood what he said, there is no doubt that this guy must have been in trouble with me because of Nezha's problem, so I was a little unreasonable - as soon as the knot was resolved, I immediately checked him carefully, and thought for a long time to come up with the most reliable solution:

"The most reliable move, I think you just don't treat it, continue to grow, only come out to directly cultivate three heads and eight arms, isn't this two more hands than three heads and six arms?"

The boy immediately became anxious: "It's all six-armed, who knows eight-armed, aren't you talking nonsense?" ”

I could only send a guide to learning art at the end: "I heard that there is a god in this world called Thousand-armed Guanyin......"

Muzha left immediately without saying a word......

After the apprentice's illness was finished, Yuan Shi Tianzun directly asked people to lead me into the inner hall, put all kinds of melons and fruits to entertain my merits, and at the same time told me that the matter had been discussed, and the four divine objects of the apricot yellow flag, the four dislikes, the god whip and the god list were directly handed over to me to save my life and seal the gods, and the matter of the Western Zhou Dynasty felling merchants continued, and after everything was done according to the process, the life and death of the king of Zhou would naturally be dealt with, and I would only obey the will of heaven at that time!

In other words, after the things that should be done are done, and the gods that should be killed have been killed, I will already have great power by then, and after any accidental hiccups from the king, everything will be fine with a letter of paper!

That's the real brilliant plan, and I can't help but give it a thumbs up!

The matter was settled, and we also ate melons, fruits and vegetables with peace of mind, and we were happy to eat, and when we were eating happily, Tianzun suddenly came to the sentence:

"Well, I have a fairy friend who asked me to ask, what is the reason why he has been squatting in the toilet for a long time and standing up and his eyes are black...... Uh, isn't that one of the illnesses you're talking about? ”

Can this be what the hell the fairy said to his friend, I immediately guessed who this friend was, but I didn't break it, but I just told Tianzun very seriously and seriously: "You can tell your friend that this is indeed one of the symptoms, and it is the most troublesome precursor to high blood pressure - you let him eat more hawthorn and celery, this can lower blood pressure!" ”