Although the effect of Junzi soup has the experience of the reckless hero Xu Xian, but in reality I have not tried it after all, so after watching a group of foreign old men and old ladies start to drink the soup, I instinctively want to run away - this is very right in the animal world, Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang is right, people and animals have the nature of seeking good fortune and avoiding evil, which is called the two major components of life continuation and opposite-sex attract, supporting the reproduction of life from generation to generation......

Therefore, if people don't flash when they see danger or don't soak when they see girls, then they are really inferior to beasts!

But that hope was dashed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Because just when Ren Xiaoyan and I were about to hide in the kitchen, the door of the hotel creaked open, and the sun squid god swarmed in with a group of chaotic characters from outside, and he was dumbfounded as soon as he entered the door, obviously he didn't expect that we were actually full of guests here, and before he came back to his senses, Xiao Zhuanfeng had already jumped over with his identity as a fellow of the Scottish Zhumadian and asked, "What are you doing here?" ”

The sun squid god was fixed, so he pretended not to care and said: "I heard that you opened today, so I brought my friends to cheer ......" "I'm afraid we don't have business?" Ren Xiaoyan and I greeted him with a smile: "That's bothering you - see for yourself, do you think your buddy is still lacking in this business?" ”

The sun squid god smiled extremely contemptuously, and he looked a little older, medium build, ordinary-looking, round-faced little eyed guy who looked like a plumber with an angry expression on his face, and said: "They have all started to hook tourists with travel companies, and they are still so arrogant, alas...... Look, how did the Century Hotel fall to this point, it's really ......"

He turned his head and gestured to the various guys behind him: "You all see it clearly, right?" ”

The bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods behind him all nodded, their faces were different, some were heartbroken, some were shocked, some were unbelievable, and some even made a look like they were in a different world, so they almost looked up at the sky and cried bitterly: "It's me who is not good, it's all my fault......"

It's almost like approaching science, all the mess is all in the works!

Watching these guys' inexplicable performances, I secretly screamed for a moment - "Xiaoyan, this grandson won't fool the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, right?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said lightly: "Why them?" ”

I confessed: "They are the only ones who can ban the whole book with a single sentence, and who else is more unreliable than them?" ”

"You guessed wrong this time," Ren Xiaoyan shook her head and said, "They're not ......" She slowly took a few steps forward and greeted a few people standing behind the crowd: "Uncle Ma, Editor Zhang, Reporter Liu, Secretary Lu...... Why are you still hiding behind when you're here, is there anything you have to ask in front of you? ”

A trace of embarrassment appeared on the faces of the few people who were named, but soon the eyes of the squid god who turned their heads immediately became straightforward, and they squeezed out of the crowd, Secretary Lu first sighed and said: "Miss Ren, today Mr. Dou said that you began to collude with the travel company to solicit customers, and adjusted the grid of your own restaurant, we didn't believe it at first, but we didn't expect it to be true!" ”

Editor Zhang Da also said in pain: "Five-star restaurant, you actually do it for money, do you still have a bottom line-no, I must inform the people about this matter, so that everyone knows that the Century Restaurant is no longer the Century Restaurant of the past......

Ren Xiaoyan sneered: "Yo, my grandfather invited you to dinner or not, it turned out that he was just doing this with the back of the ass of the Qianda Group - okay, I know what to say!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, we couldn't come to the meeting, but we just met Chairman Dou and decided to come and take a look," reporter Liu said: "The facts are in front of you, no matter what you say, you can't change it, so why do you have to argue?" ”

I wondered: "Listen to what you mean, the level of our reception of tourists has dropped, and the uproar has become inferior from the big hotel - you can see clearly, we are receiving foreign friends and maintaining international relations, and it will be a big deal if I tell the consulate just now!" ”

Uncle Ma said solemnly: "Even if they are foreign friends, did they take the initiative to ask to come to you?" No! They were deceived by you by cheating, and if you report it to the consulate, I think it will be more important for you - niece, you have found this unobtrusive chef there, I advise you to quit him, and then give us a written review of the gastronomic association, and accept the punishment, this matter is ......" He squinted at the others: "...... Let's not alarm the people, let's digest it internally, right? ”

Zhang Da Editor on the side immediately answered, and stomped his foot as if he had made up his mind: "Okay, I'll let go of it when I look at the face of the old horse - as long as you honestly send the review book and close for ten days for rectification, everything will be over!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan and I sneered and said nothing, these guys from the Food Association became more and more energetic, and directly treated us as dough if they wanted to rub and knead, and for a while, they put forward countless treatment plans, ostensibly in a magnanimous attitude to solve the problem for us, but secretly like the Eight-Nation Alliance, the hotel was divided into pieces, except for the closure of the door, basically all the conditions were mentioned - the sun squid god and the round-faced little eyes took their own people to stand on the side to watch the play, and the whole appearance of being full of feet in the chest was waiting to be disposed of and receive the fruits of victory……

I leaned over and said to the squid god: "You kid is very yin, you said that you actually came to this hand after making a bet?" ”

The sun squid god said: "You want yin first." Ye Gucheng and the five rats were taken away by you first, and I heard about them - I heard that Ye Gucheng was tired of heart disease? ”

"Coronary heart disease, mainly caused by blood clots," I gave this girl popular science: "This has something to do with tiredness, mainly due to poor diet - you got him to the Century Hotel to occupy my nest, how can I sign up if I don't get him away?" ”

"The historical issue has nothing to do with our bet, I only know that you do the first year of junior high school and I do the fifteenth, and no one can take advantage of anyone at a time," the Japanese squid god said: "However, I think you can't pass this level this time!" ”

I snorted, "Why? Don't think that you can cover the sky with one hand if you find a few guys from the Food Association, they are old! ”

"I don't know how old I am, but in City A, I basically have the power to the opposition," the sun squid god said leisurely: "Even if you put so much effort into getting a foreigner, but in my eyesight is still not enough to see - now there are two roads in front of you, the first is a dead end, the second is still a dead end, it depends on how you choose!" ”

The words of the Sun Squid God are not wrong, and now I really only have two ways to go: either accept the conditions of the Food Association and close down and admit punishment, then our qualification to participate in the competition will definitely be gone, who will allow a tainted restaurant to participate in this kind of heavyweight competition; Either fight them to the end, then you can only wait for the newspapers and magazines to be fully exposed, and then you will still be kicked out of the list......

Thinking about this section, I instantly became angry and said: "Sun Squid God, I thought that only the Korean football team was the blackest in this world, but I didn't expect you to be even blacker - even if you buy the referee, at least you can still play the game, you are directly expelling my team!" ”

The sun squid god smiled incomparably, and everything was in laughter......

After everyone was quiet, Secretary Lu took out a piece of paper from his pocket and spread it out, and said while wearing glasses: "After everyone's discussion, in line with the principle of giving young people opportunities, our Food Association has made the following handling opinions on the behavior of the Century Hotel: First, the Century Hotel must be ......"

"Wait," Ren Xiaoyan suddenly stretched out her hand to interrupt him, and said strangely, "What are you talking about?" ”

Secretary Lu was stunned: "Huh? ”

Ren Xiaoyan said directly: "Did we say that we would accept your punishment - the Food Association is a non-governmental organization, which is basically equivalent to the lead dancer of the square dance, and the height is at most similar to the elderly riding association that rides around on three wheels every day, why do you meddle in the business of our restaurant, you really treat yourself as a dish?" ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the Food Association was furious, but our side instantly cheered and jumped, and Xiao Zhuanfeng and others shouted at them happily: "Good luck, fortunately you are not leading the square dance, otherwise the husband and wife life of the old man and the old lady will also have to be inserted into a bar?!" ”

Secretary Lu blushed and said angrily at us: "Okay, since we walk like this, let's see if the people believe in our association or believe in you - if the reputation is stinky, don't talk about the competition, wait for the door to close!" ”

Editor Zhang Da also stretched out his fingers to poke and poke a little, and said indignantly: "I want to write you stinking!" ”

"Let the horses come and see who finishes first!" I yelled at them, "Who is afraid of whom! ”

When I roared, I had already made a decision, ready to let the world's eight singers go out again, and send these grandsons to the hospital one by one for emergency treatment, and if it doesn't work, I will simply get the horse fluttering and Niu Zhen out, and go directly to the underworld for a few laps......

At this time, there was a sudden exotic shout behind him, you don't need to understand, just listening to the tone of the voice, you know that it should be similar to our 'oops', Ren Xiaoyan and I instantly glanced at each other, and we both saw the panic in the other party's eyes - no, we forgot about the earl drinking soup - how much did this old man drink?

The two of us, along with the children of the Gastronomy Society, turned our heads together, only to find that things were far from what we had guessed - the old man was all right, he just stood up and picked up the Countess by the waist, and shouted to the other old men with a red face, "My dear friend, I feel young all of a sudden...... I'm sorry everyone, but we're going back to the hotel right away, and I'm going to make her the happiest seventy-year-old lady in the world! ”

All the foreign old men and old ladies thundered with joy, followed by a succession of many old men holding their wives' hands and standing up from the table, and said in unison: "We are also young, we also want to go back - the Chinese are amazing, the Chinese food is amazing!" ”

They all walked towards the door of the store......

Secretary Lu and the others looked straight in their eyes, couldn't help but look around, and said while sweeping: "What's the matter, you still have a ** for dinner here?" ”

"Fart, you can see that it is imperceptibly influenced by the two-child policy!" I shouted, "Foreigners also have the right to pursue a happy life!" ”

Secretary Lu turned his face and continued to yell at me: "I can't take care of these things, I know you're finished......"

"He's finished, I'm afraid you won't be finished!" The Earl was already approaching at this time with the Countess in his arms, but I never expected him to speak to Secretary Lu and others: "In the name of the President of the Global Gourmets Association, I solemnly warn you: tomorrow I will hold a grand reception to announce my harvest at the Century Hotel, and officially contact the headquarters of the World Hotel Star - Michelin Red Book Star Rating!" ”