CHAPTER XXVIII
We worked overtime to arrange, and finally transformed a modern restaurant into a demolition area that I heard about the temporary widening and heightening of the demolition before the foreigners came, and the method used was unbelievable - Ren Xiaoyan directly gave Bao Yuan, the shop that sells pen, ink, paper, and inkstone upstairs, and the snow-white rice paper was directly spread on the ground to make people open the pen, and all the historical figures rushed up:
Simongo's wild grass, Lolita's splashed ink, Bai Suzhen's gongbi characters, and the staggering street slang of the five rats...... Kong Fatzi Taier and others also rushed over from the barbecue stall, and used a few large and small seals with their hands and feet, wrote one and sent one down, and all of them were hung in the restaurant with brushes, and a pedantic and simple atmosphere suddenly came to the face, full of the counterfeit atmosphere of the current antique market. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The others were not idle, Xiao Zhuanfeng and the others gnawed out the two white pig's heads, cow heads, and sheep heads, and visited them in the middle of the dining table in a rough and bold manner......
Under the alternation of this western wilderness and ancient Chinese civilization, the Century Restaurant really has a special atmosphere, which looks like a bowl of beef instant noodles in a bar, but if you taste it carefully, you will find that yo, instant noodles are actually soaked in banlan root......
This is not my intention, the main reason is that there is too late, through the window we have seen a large foreign old lady swishing down on the bus parked in the square outside the restaurant!
So we only have dead horses as live horse doctors......
We hurriedly arranged everyone in line at the door, and the most in front of us were Ren Xiaoyan and me - I was going to give this opportunity to the three generations of the Ren family to help, but I didn't think that as soon as they heard that the old lady was coming, they hid in the private room, shouting that this is Ren Xiaoyan's shop and Ren Xiaoyan must deal with it by themselves, and I wanted to be stopped by Ren Xiaoyan when I was working hard: "Don't bother, they all have shadows, and they will never see foreigners." ”
"Why?" I came back and stood up next to Ren Xiaoyan: "Have you been cheated by foreigners?" ”
Ren Xiaoyan shook her head: "No, I was punished by the teacher for learning English when I was in school......" She glanced to the side: "Say a few words, tell everyone what to do later-look at this is quite nervous." ”
I looked left and right, all the hotel waiters were very restrained and motionless by the door, and our people except for the five rats and the little drill wind all withdrew, the six of them were obviously also affected by this atmosphere, I turned my head and looked at me, the rat hurriedly said: "Big brother, what to do later, you tell me first, lest we make mistakes." ”
I pondered for a moment and then made up my mind, and ordered: "According to the practice of reaching out and not smiling people, pick up the good and related things, the more they feel that we are close, the more stable it is, as long as you don't treat yourself as an outsider - in short, it is praise and tricks, as long as you are shameless, it will be over!" ”
"Got it!" The six of them were immediately relieved: "We will work hard in this direction." ”
Ren Xiaoyan glared at me in amazement, and finally reached out and nodded her praise, and said sincerely: "It's really worthy of why bother, it took my dad more than ten years to figure out these words, but I didn't expect you to know - who did you learn from?" ”
I said honestly: "A few days ago, a nursing home came to sell counterfeit medicines, and this is all his trick......"
After waiting for less than five minutes, with the jingle of the elevator to open, a string of colorful foreign old men and old ladies rushed in, walking in front of two white-haired old couples, full of alder trees and coconut fruit beachwear, accompanied by a little gourd-faced man, as soon as we entered the door, a black suit interpreter rushed to stand beside us, and said loudly: "Welcome to the Earl and Lady of Windsor!" ”
The gourd man winked at us, and everyone immediately shouted, "I'll rely on your mother to spit it out!" ”
The man stumbled and almost fell, and I pulled him to barely stand still, and peeked at the Earl and Madame's reaction with anxiety, but fortunately the old couple was very kind, and they responded to our greetings in unison: "Have you eaten?" ”
"I'm waiting for you!" I happily accompanied a joy, and followed: "I didn't find it, you two, your Chinese is really slippery!" ”
The earl waved his hand: "Fortunately, I spent a long time in China when I was young, so I learned a little, but fortunately I haven't ......forgotten it after so many years" He looked at the dazzling calligraphy and Chinese paintings around him, and sighed: "You guys here remind me of the private school I saw back then, it's so nostalgic!" ”
"Well, that's their specialty......" The gourd face leaned behind the earl at some point, and said with a smile, "That's why we deliberately arranged for you to dine here." ”
The other old men and old ladies had already entered the restaurant from their sides, and all the waiters immediately dispersed to receive them, and soon there were all kinds of ordering sounds, and the gourd face took him directly to the main table in it, and the earl looked around as he walked, and did not sit down on the edge of the table, but said to him sincerely: "I'm sorry, boy, I doubted you just now." ”
"Doubt? Uh, Earl, what are you? ”
The Earl said: "You said that you came here to eat, at first I was quite suspicious, thinking that you were going to take us to those fake antique places, but I didn't expect it to be here - you did a good job, this place is really very distinctive!" ”
Only then did he wipe his head with a cold sweat and reluctantly smiled: "It seems that we didn't do a good job in the past, so you misunderstood us......" He pointed at me and said: "Don't worry, you will find more distinctive dishes after you taste the dishes here, and you will be satisfied!" ”
The Count and the Lady thanked us: "Trouble you! ”
We turned around and went back to the kitchen, and we all started to get busy, but before I could start the melon face, I came over and advised: "You must do this well, don't lose the face of our Chinese, you know?" ”
Xiao Zhuanfeng said dissatisfiedly: "Boy, can you speak, didn't you just hear the old man say - our restaurant is what people want to come, and it's really embarrassing to go to your nest!" ”
The gourd face retorted, "What did you just say that thing: I rely on your mother to spit it out...... Don't you know how to get some symphonic piano music or something, this mess welcomes an earl? ”
The old man of Montenegro paced over with broccoli and said disdainfully: "Then we didn't fall either!" ”
"Where did I fall, and your eye saw me fall?"
"Then it was his grandson who was pulled by my eldest brother just now and didn't fall?"
…… Seeing that they were about to quarrel more and more, I went up to us and said, "Do your job, don't put it here and play tricks, people have helped a little today, don't you know that you know how to give up?" Everyone glared at him and left, and I said to the gourd face: "You too, why should you go, this is my shop, I know what to do--I can't help you come here to summon people, take you, can you?" ”
The gourd said with a still angry face: "Today I brought someone over to give you a big face, I hope you don't forget this, everything is perfect, don't mess it up for me." ”
I said honestly, "Do you dare not bring this situation today?" ”
The gourd's face was suddenly speechless, and I patted him on the shoulder and handed him the cucumber: "Okay, I won't say much about what I know, eat a cucumber to extinguish the fire, let's go!" ”
The gourd face subconsciously took the cucumber, took a vicious bite and left......
After he left, I began to work with the others, and in a short time I made dozens of four-flavor dishes such as gentleman's soup, greedy vegetables and good shooting, wall grass and oily noodles, which were put on the plate and sent out by the team - as soon as I arrived in the hall, I saw Shen Wansan standing at the table of the counts and his wife, talking and laughing, and the countess laughed even more happily, I happily went up to let people put the dishes on the plate, and by the way: "What are you talking about, I'm very happy?" ”
The earl smiled: "I stayed in Jiangsu and Zhejiang when I was young, and my accent was a little bit, but I didn't expect this to be heard by you Manager Shen - hehe, Manager Shen and I are still half a fellow countryman!" He raised his head and waved his hand at Shen Wansan: "You are busy first, come and sit down when you are done...... Tell me what's going on in Jiangsu and Zhejiang now! ”
Shen Wansan nodded politely, and then came up to another table to greet him, and after a few words, he still said the old man and the old lady with a smile, Ren Xiaoyan also came over at this time, and instructed Xiao Zhuanfeng to say: "You guys also go and try it, and help Manager Shen say that the guests are happy." ”
The little drill wind black mountain old man wandered away, and at this time the earl finally noticed that there was only one dish per table I sent, and said strangely: "Why is it different?" ”
I can only explain: "This is our hotel's specialty, and you can only order one per table." ”
The Count laughed, "Then it seems that I have no appetite and cannot taste the other three dishes." The gourd looked at me on the side: "Can you be accommodating, Mr. Chef, give the Count a chance!" ”
I said sincerely, "Don't worry, Mr. Earl, as long as you have tasted this dish, I promise that you will come to us to try other dishes." ”
"Is it really that amazing?"
The Earl slipped a spoonful into the bowl in disbelief, tasted two bites, and wondered, "Nothing special!" ”
"You'll have to take a few more sips, and besides, it'll take a while for this dish to taste its magic - I'll get busy first, you'll find out later."
Ren Xiaoyan and I left from the earl's table, and then saw Xiao Zhuanfeng come to the table full of foreign old ladies and began to put on a close look: "A few aunts, your voice sounds so familiar!" ”
The old lady was happy when the translator muttered a few words: "Why is it familiar? ”
Xiao Zhuanfeng stood still and frowned, and said thoughtfully: "If I heard correctly, we should be fellow countrymen, right?" His eyes flashed and said, "Needless to say, you must be from Zhumadian, I'm not wrong, right?" ”
Me and Ren Xiaoyan: "...... Paralyzed, go! ”
The old ladies behind him laughed so much that they were on their backs: "Young man, you are so cute!" ”
I looked at Ren Xiaoyan and said worriedly: "This set is almost too good, and an old British lady is a fellow countryman, and she is paralyzed and hears the voice......" "It seems that our expectations are too high," Ren Xiaoyan is also worried: "Ya is a four!" ”
"What do you mean?"
"Four, except for two or two, it's hopeless!"