Chapter 10 The king called you to wash the dishes
When the matter was done, the little Lori pulled out the fork again, clicked and pulled in the air, and immediately sent me back to the kitchen of the Century Hotel - hot, oily and smelly of soy sauce, I was almost killed when I first appeared!
The passion of summoning Ximen to blow the snow has not subsided, and the reality in the kitchen sink instantly pulled me from heaven to hell, and I felt like the three major tragedies of life - the wife is unfaithful, the son is not filial, and the cannon will be lit when I call it!
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I looked at the time, it was almost 1 o'clock in the evening, and it took me a full 4 hours to go to the underground, and the pile of bowls in the pool reminded me of the ...... Good fellow, I can't sleep today!
Your uncle, buddy is now the winner of the mixed land mansion, what kind of work are you doing here, don't do it, since this broken part-time buddy can't do it, then simply don't serve.
I picked up two cans of stinky tofu and was about to bowl on the pile, when something suddenly remembered in my heart: "No, I can't smash this bowl today, so I have to resign tomorrow and settle my salary, or there will be money to buy apples, even if the old ones are one or two thousand!" ”
I only have sixty-two dollars in my pocket, and I remember that very well!
But so many bowls......
I thought about it for a long time, but I really didn't find a solution, so I just put this matter where to go, it's a big deal that Ming'er waited for the manager to come and I put back the little cabbage, hugged my thighs and cried that the yellow fat man wanted to uncover the rules of me, and he had no face and no skin to shame him back, and the flies in the soup bowl were disgusting if they didn't die and ate them!
I made up my mind, I followed and lay on the Northeast long grain incense bag, and the big bag of edible salt pads began to sleep under the head, but the mood was agitated and it was so easy to sleep, I had nothing to do I took the system out again, looking at the introduction above and enjoying it - but after looking at it twice, I instantly found a problem!
Your uncle's! 15 days! I found out that the snow in Simon appeared within 15 days!!
Not to mention whether you can take this guy down, there is a big hole in the time alone, good luck may be tomorrow, but bad luck will have to be the 14th day, in the middle of 10 days I am not completely undefended, any person can take the ball and drive straight into my goal in front of the goalkeeper, encounter a straightforward pass to shoot the empty goal, meet all evil may also be brought to the goal line with the head arched into it - this chicken dog fell on me, that is not more uncomfortable than death!
My first reaction at that time was to go back to the underworld to ask Deacon Lolita Xihei, but when I stood up, I found a problem: now I am still in the initial stage of socialism, and I have not reached the point where people tell me that communication has no borders, and I still have to run up and down in order to bring a sentence, and the most painful thing is that I can't do anything if I want to run!
Okay, since that's the case, I won't grind, and then call someone out, how simple it is!
It's just that in order to prevent that kind of bad thing from happening in seven days again, I chose to summon C-class characters, anyway, 500 Yin Virtue points are not much, if you can use it, you can use it, and if you can't use it, throw it on the street to move bricks for me.
As soon as I said it, the second C-type character information immediately appeared in my system.
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Name:?;
Category: C;
Ability: Knife skills? Cooking hot? Cooked cold? Miscellaneous cooking? Velocity? Strength? Vision? Skill? Knowledge? Understanding?;
Acceptance probability: 100%;
Appearance time: ?;
Special Skills:?;
Monthly Fee: ?;
Sure Calling: Yes/No.
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After clicking on the button, the main screen changes:
'You've successfully summoned the Class C Legendary Ghost Diamond Wind, and it will appear in front of you within ten minutes. ’
Small... Little drill wind?
Can you summon this thing out? I'm a little dumbfounded.
To tell the truth, among the little demons who play soy sauce in Journey to the West, Xiao Zhuanfeng must be one of the more famous, the song "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountains" is popular among thousands of girls, not to mention, and it also has low eyebrows and is pleasing to the eyes and has won the trust of several kings in Lion Camel Ridge - this ability is similar to that of a modern leader's driver, he can blow, shoot, serve people, and sing a song to the leader to relieve boredom if he has nothing to do, how good!
I came to open the door and saw that there was a young man of eighteen or nineteen years old, with clear eyebrows and beautiful lips and white teeth, handsome and exquisite, with a carved face with distinct facial features and an angular face; The thick hair is adorned with sword eyebrows, and the slender peach blossom eyes are full of affection, which makes people fall into it if they are not careful......
Although this young man is dressed in tatters, he can't hide his beauty at all, according to the current words: a little fresh meat!
Hey, hey, hey, make no mistake, this is a little drill wind?
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Name: Little Diamond Wind;
Category: C;
Ability: Knife Skill: D; Hot Cooking D; Cold cooked D; Miscellaneous cooking C; Speed D; Power D; Eyesight B; Technique D; Knowledge B; Perception B;
Acceptance probability: 100%;
Appearance time: within 10 minutes;
Special Skills: Megatron Demon Waist Card;
Monthly Cost: $100;
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Xiao Diamond Wind's adaptability is obviously unusually strong, it seems smart and likable, the specific performance is - before I could speak, he knelt down in front of me, and respectfully bowed three times and bowed five bodies to the ground:
"King, Little Diamond Wind is here to serve you!"
Hey! Don't say anything else, just rush to this point to be likable!
It's just that I'm still sweating profusely, and before I know it, I've actually adapted to my own life, and I've started to mess with these ghosts and monsters who don't know where they died!
I led Xiao Zuanfeng into the kitchen, pointed to the pile of bowls and discussed politely: "Xiao Zuanfeng, right, what, do you think this pile of bowls will help me clean up?" ”
"Little obedience!" Xiao Zhuanfeng knelt down again, but this position was not right, half of his leg was stuck in the sewage ditch, splashing my vegetable leaf residue and vermicelli, and before I could speak, his screaming head was pierced inside:
"The king spares his life! The king spares his life, and the small one is wrong......"
Me: "......"
After a long period of explanation, I finally let Xiao Zhuanfeng realize that I have different habits from the three kings of the Green Lion, the White Elephant, and the Dapeng, first of all, I kneel down when I have nothing to do, and secondly, I won't tear it up and eat it when I'm angry......
Straight to the point.
Xiao Zhuanfeng looked at the large pile of bowls in the sink and asked me cautiously: "Wang, when you said to clean up, are you going to move all these things away, or are they all smashed?" "No, no, no, you don't!" I hurriedly stopped him: "I'm going to wash the bowls, and get rid of the oil and dirt on them, but the dishes can't be broken - I mean, you know?" ”
"I see!" Little Drill Wind suddenly realized, "Clean it up, but it can't be broken, right, King?" ”
You see, you see, how strong this comprehension ability is, just say it once and it will be clear.
Xiao Zhuanfeng quickly took something out of his pocket and muttered twice, "King, then I'll call a helper." ”
"Helper? What the hell are you? "I looked over and saw that Xiao Zuanfeng was holding a gold-edged red-faced sign in his hand, with a few big words 'Little Diamond Wind' written on it, and the words 'Megatron Demons' written on the back were the ones that Sun Wukong had shown at the beginning.
Seeing that I was looking, Xiao Zhuanfeng's face turned red: "King, this brand was sent to me by the three kings back then, and it could have commanded the demons, but now... Ahem, I can only summon some rats and cockroaches to help. ”
I hurriedly comforted him: "It doesn't matter, you hurry up, as long as you can clean the bowl, you can do anything," after thinking about it, I added: "In this way, don't call me the king, when you see people outside, they will say that they are my cousins, just call... It's called He Drill Popularity! ”
"Yes!" Xiao Zhuanfeng lowered his eyebrows and responded pleasantly, but the next sentence leaked to the bottom: "... King! ”
You can't change this habit, can you?!
Before he could finish speaking, he saw a fluffy thing emerge from the gutter, and sure enough, it was a mouse, and they appeared through the gap between the two bags of rice, and walked in two teams, with the rules like athletes entering, and then one after another, three, three, two, two, three, five, in groups to thousands, except for the one the size of a palm in front of me and Xiao Zhuanfeng, the whole kitchen was crammed.
To be honest, I haven't seen so many mice except for Sheriff Black Cat, and I was shocked when I saw this!
The rats are all over the rice, spices, freezers, vegetable racks, dishes and stoves, but wherever they can stand, there is a mouse, Xiao Zhuanfeng squeaked a few words with the token, and the rats dispersed, and all of them poured into the sink in an instant... In less than a quarter of an hour, all the plates were licked clean like mirrors, and as soon as the water flushed, Xiao Zhuanfeng and I were on the shelves one by one.
After summoning Xiao Diamond Wind, I didn't think about summoning a Class B character to come out, but he persuaded me and simply had one sentence: "King, it will take 7 days for Class B to come out, maybe the underworld will contact you by then, or wait and talk?" ”
I thought about it for a while, and suddenly boasted: "Yes, your suggestion is good - I didn't see that you are still a mature man, Xiao Diamond Style, this is not quite the same as the legend!" Could it be that all the way to the west is written wrongly? ”
Little Diamond Wind: "...?" ”
I was dissatisfied: "Journey to the West, why don't you go all the way west?" ”
Xiao Zhuanfeng said sadly: "How can there be! Back then, if I had stabilized the point, I would not have been deceived by the monkey so that tens of thousands of brothers scattered, and I ate a monkey stick, if I didn't have this, this stick and a monkey would have to knock for half a month, how could it knock me on the head......"
Lesson me! It seems that Xiao Zhuanfeng is also a victim of the big fool, and the damage in his heart is no less than that of Fan Weimai's crutch.
I didn't treat these rats badly, you said that even if the landlord hired people, he would have to pay them, so I opened two bags of rice to treat - Mickey Mouse and Mickey Mouse, the rats must eat rice, fortunately it was not ducks that came today, the sugar in the kitchen was much less than rice, and the head chef would definitely find out if he lost two bags.
Watching the rats click and gnaw on the rice is very fragrant, so that I am also hungry, then I remembered that I haven't eaten at night, I went outside to rummage, and immediately found the rice and half a plate of shredded potatoes in the basin, I don't like it, all folded two basins with boiling water bubbles, poured some soy sauce and stirred a few times, divided into a basin of small drilling, he put his head on the ground and buried his head in it......
And most importantly, I hum a tune while eating, but I don't know if it's humming.
There has always been a mystery in Journey to the West, that is, what is the ontology of this little drill wind, although I still don't know, but from the current situation, it is definitely not much better, but I still have a long way to go in terms of eating... You have to teach!
I was just about to move my mouth, when I suddenly remembered that I hadn't taken the medicine again, so I simply added the inside of the rice to stir it up, and Xili snorted and ate it together.
The smell of medicine slowly overflows in the air, don't you say, this is much more fragrant than any hot pot barbecue, revealing sultry.
Then, I swaggered through the lobby with a little drill wind, said hello to the uncle on duty, and went straight to my part-time Internet café - sixty-two yuan eight, this money is not enough for the two of us to live in a hotel, and even if it is enough, I will not live, so it is best to go where to nest for a night, and tomorrow I will take out this of food, clothing, housing and transportation to scratch my heart.
The more critical question is, tonight is my class!