Due to Zhang Ziqing's spoof, I had to solve the lunch problem by myself.

This time, at my strong request, Miss Han gave up her plan to make lunch by herself, and Zhang Ziqing also agreed that I was responsible for her lunch, in fact, I wanted Zhang Ziqing to be responsible, but Yu Yan didn't agree to eat what I made.

I skillfully beat a few eggs, and was about to start the production of "Golden Jade Full of Good Marriage", when I suddenly felt a chill hit the back of my neck, and hurriedly looked back, only to see Yu Yan holding two large kitchen knives in her hands, looking at me with a smile.

I shuddered, and the bowl in my hand hung on the ground. I subconsciously took two steps back and squeezed out a smile, "Yu Yan, we have something to discuss, right?" Why bother? It wouldn't be good if it hurt, wouldn't it? ”

Yu Yan hid her face and chuckled, "Hehe, look at our Dong Batian, I can still hurt you with a knife." ”

I nodded habitually, and then hurriedly shook my head when I saw the beauty's face change slightly.

Yu Yan was completely amused this time: "How can you still have a trace of the domineering spirit of "Dong Batian" when he kicked open the gate of the 11th district government, it is clearly an angry little man's appearance. Yu Yan slowly put down the kitchen knife, "Seeing that you are so scared, I want to help you fight or something." ”

I hesitated a little and agreed to her, after all, it would be miserable to make her mad.

I assigned her a job, and asked her to help clean and wash the green onions first, and then tell Lei Ming that he would have a bite to eat for a while, and as for the use of knives and fire, I didn't dare to let her do it, otherwise there might be some accidents. Then, I silently made a vow in my heart: In the future, unless I have to do it, I will never let Yu Yan step into the kitchen for half a step, this is not a declaration of love, this is a guarantee of life!

A few minutes later, after happily handing me the already miserable shallot, Yu Yan went to Lei Ming to speak, and I was naturally busy with my work.

Seeing that Yu Yan and Lei Ming were still chatting on the side, I decided to try the taste first, but when I brought the spoon with egg fried rice to my mouth and was about to eat it, I saw the magical scene again: not far from the bridge, a kind old woman beckoned to me with a bowl of soup; The clouds parted in the air, and a birdman descended from the sky with a circle of light above his head and stretched out his arm to me; The ground cracked beneath his feet, and a man in black with a scepter sat on a throne staring at him.

Holy, what's going on here?!

One of my spirits threw the spoon on the ground, turned his head, turned to Yu Yan and asked, "Yu Yan, how did you choose the green onion?" ”

Yu Yan frowned, "That's the choice, first peel off the skin on the outside, and then remove the roots." ”

"That's it?"

"Then soak it with X6 disinfectant, and finally use J9 purifier to bleach."

Lei Ming and I gasped suddenly, and the muscles on our faces twitched...... It's so dangerous, but fortunately I didn't eat. How did this girl recognize the X6 disinfectant, it doesn't seem to be produced by her family's group. And what is that J9, how do I remember that it seems to be used to treat heavy industrial sewage......

"Who made this egg fried rice, it looks good", a voice suddenly sounded, I looked back and saw that it was the Wang Brigade who was upright on the outside and obscene on the inside, and the monkey replied directly: "Captain, don't eat that rice." ”

The Lewd King Brigade raised his eyebrows and opened his eyes, "What do you mean?!" Can't I eat it?! Why are you so stingy?! After that, I just scooped a spoonful and was about to eat it, so I hurriedly stepped forward to stop it, "Captain, Lei Ming didn't mean that, you misunderstood, but this meal really can't be eaten, and something will happen if you eat it!" ”

Lewd Captain (That's cool!) Very disdainful, "Isn't it just a plate of egg fried rice, as for this?" You still go to this time to scare me, you don't let Lao Tzu eat, Lao Tzu, I want to eat today! ”

After finishing speaking, I picked up the plate and was about to send it to my mouth, but I couldn't persuade me, so I took it directly with one claw, ready to stop it by violent means, but where am I the opponent of the devil's muscles and muscles trained in a army like Wang Jun. Easily dodging a few of my attacks, a spoonful of egg fried rice was sent into his stomach.

"Little rabbit, you still want to do it with me, you still ......"

"Boom!"

Before the words were finished, the person had already foamed at the mouth and fell straight to the ground, I hurriedly stepped forward to help the head of the Wang brigade and pinched the person, and at the same time explained to the monkey to hurry up to find a doctor, and then eagerly asked the Wang brigade in his arms:

"Captain, are you alright?"

Team Wang grabbed my hand tightly: "Ahem, mammoth... How do I feel uncomfortable... It's like someone grabbed by the throat... A chill at the back of the neck? ”

I also tightened the strength of my hand, "Captain, don't worry, you don't have anything, it's just that the sweater is worn backwards."

"Oh, no wonder...... Wrong... You don't have to comfort me... I know I'm going to fail... I have one thing...... I have to tell you. ”

"Captain, you say I'll listen."

"You promise me first... You're going to succeed me as captain. ”

I was stunned, "Huh? ”

"I said... Let you succeed me as captain. ”

"Captain, I heard clearly, but I didn't understand what's going on."

"Just now...... Before I came over, the league sent to... My notifications to make you ...... As...... As an alternate for the captain, wait until you reach the ...... of the earth. After that, it's up to you to take over, but you ...... now You have to promise me now."

"Okay, captain, I promise you, as long as you hold on now, I will promise whatever you say."

"Really...... It's true? Then I'll entrust my sister to you too," said Wang Jun as he struggled to pull out a photo from his pocket.

I took the photo and looked at it: "......, captain, you got it wrong, this is your photo." ”

"No... And that's... My sister"

I gasped again, "......, Captain, let's get down to business."

"Good...... Actually, we don't have enough money for this project... So a lot of supplies are not in place..."

"We've all guessed this a long time ago."

"Oh...... But there's one thing you wouldn't guess... In fact... We forgot to bring ......."

"What did you say, Captain?!"

"Forget ......"

Before he finished speaking, the head of the Wang brigade was tilted and he lost his breath, after I closed my eyes for him, I was alone there in a daze, I was not sad because of his death, I only knew him for three days, where did so much sentimentality come from, I just can't think of it, what is the Wang brigade talking about?

In fact, I feel that it is not that I didn't hear clearly, but that Wang Jun didn't say it at all, and seeing that his face was full of confusion and seemed to be unable to pull out Xiang, it definitely left me with a big hole, and he didn't even tell me where the pit was.

Anyway, why does the alliance have to ask me to replace him? Is it difficult to achieve it because I am the male lead? Said a superfluous ......

When the monkey ran back with a few doctors, the Wang brigade was already stiff, and the doctor did a simple examination and officially announced the death of the Wang brigade. It wasn't long before the captain arrived, and it was the first time we had seen him, and his previous impression was only that he accidentally pressed the take-off button and crashed into an Alliance patrol ship.

This captain's name is Niu Ben, and he looks no different from a wild bull, with a very visually striking tendon meat, with a shiny bald head, and a scar on his face that is almost 10 centimeters, how does it look like he has just escaped from prison.

To be honest, I really doubt that this thing was made by the original captain and then impersonated.

Captain Niu rushed to the side of the Wang Brigade in a few steps, and knelt down with a plop, with a distressed expression, howling and crying, crying and shouting: "Brother Wang, why did you leave like this!" ”

Alas, I sighed and stepped forward to pat Captain Niu on the shoulder, and just wanted to comfort a few words, but Niu Ben's next sentence gave Lei De a scorched heart, "Brother Wang, in fact, your sister and I are already getting better, and we are about to tell you the good news, so you can leave!" ”

This is indeed good news for the Wang team......

After the captain stabilized his mood, he clutched the photo of the so-called Wang Mei in his hand and took me to the command center. Wang Jun's body was handed over to a doctor for a detailed examination.

Captain Niu pointed to a thin booklet on the table in the command center, "I have also read the message sent by the Alliance Council today, so you can take over Brother Wang's work." All the information of this operation is here, and it is only the third day of departure, and Brother Wang has not told me about the specific things about the operation, so you have to study it yourself, the computer on the table is the only one here that can be contacted by the alliance headquarters, and I think you should report it to the council first. ”

I stared at the so-called "all the materials" and froze...... This Nima is all the information?! Is this thing ten pages long?! After a while, I replied, "Captain Niu, you go and go about your own business first, and I'll call you if you have something", and Captain Niu went back with the photo of Brother Wang or Sister Wang.

I sat down in my chair and picked up the "All Materials", and the first thing that appeared on my retina was a line of large letters "Ancestral Land Redevelopment Plan (Uncut Version)" with "All 11 pages" in small print underneath. Hehe, it's more than ten pages......

The corners of my eyes twitched and I flipped to the first page, which was only two lines in bold letters:

"Ancestral Land Redevelopment Plan Plan - Interstellar Alliance Ancestral Land Redevelopment Planning Committee"

Yarn! It's a total of 11 pages.,The first page is still this kind of thing.,Is this really all the information? Didn't the chairman of the editorial board tear up the paper when he went to the toilet?!

I resisted the desire to continue complaining and turned the second page again, well, the second page is normal, it's the table of contents. According to the table of contents, 7 of the remaining 9 pages are

Report on the State of the Earth's Environment (Revised in New Year's XXX)

Voyage Route Design Report (3rd Edition)

"Statistical List of Materials Required for the Project (Absolutely No Change, This Edition)"

The eighth page is the "Specific Implementation Plan (Temporary Version) (Official Version) (Revised) (Suffix continues to add content and does not change this version)"

The last page is the "List of Members of the Ancestral Land Redevelopment Planning Committee (in alphabetical order of last name)......

This "all the materials" are used to practice the technique of spitting?!!

I'm such a witty person, of course, I went directly to the "Specific Plan"~

Turning to the eighth page, the retina is greeted by another line of bold letters:

"Due to too many unknown factors, the future of the program cannot be predicted, so the participants of the program are asked to be flexible and flexible in dealing with problems. Above. ”

...... "I can't complain at the moment, I'm deeply convinced that this whole plan is a big hole, specially designed to trap our gang of criminals, I guess even the Cantonese chef in the Buffrey Temporary Culinary Skills School has committed an accident and was assigned to the border, no wonder we even have a beauty and nail salon course......

Just when I was in a daze, the computer screen on the table lit up, and the round face of a certain alliance leader appeared on it, I seem to have seen this face, well, the last time the grapevine said that the female minister of the unspoken ~ rules seems to be him. Then the fat official's voice came out, "Wang Jun, we just found out that the rabbit raised by the Arab princess was not killed by you, it was indeed killed by hitting a lamppole, but it was indeed roasted and eaten by you and Zhang Ziqing......"