After finishing the words in one breath, the fat leader of the alliance noticed that the person on the screen was not Team Wang, but a slightly thin but heroic red-haired young man, cough cough, I always describe myself as this is not very good~~

I know this fat leader with this face, some time ago, just for me, the alliance held an emergency meeting.

The urgent notice sent by the coalition to these councillors at the time said: "Urgent! District 11 was hit by an unknown military force and the situation was critical, and the deputies immediately rushed to the chamber and immediately convened an emergency meeting. ”

At the meeting, the description of me was even more outrageous: "The commander-in-chief of this aggressive military operation, Pang Ran, nicknamed 'East Deception Red Dragon', is a citizen of the Yanhuang Empire, who has long been active in the northeast of the Yanhuang Empire and the border area of District 11...... After analyzing that this person has a strong tendency to violence, and has a hatred of society (pure nonsense, I am a young man in the fourth), it is reported that his psychological problems may be related to his father Pang Zhengjun, that is, the previous 'Dong Batian'. After a vote of all the councillors, it was unanimously agreed to carry out the arrest. ”

In the end, when the interrogation of the alliance was over, everyone except for the people in District 11 was still gritting their teeth, and everyone else felt that the whole farce was laughing and crying. When discussing a solution, Area 11 did the same thing as it did in the 20th century, emphasizing the damage it had suffered, demanding massive reparations, and the death of many people, including me. The Yanhuang Empire naturally disagreed, and in the end, under the oppression of the powerful forces of the Yanhuang Empire, District 11 had to make concessions, only demanding the return of the confiscated katana, and putting a few of us in prison. Just in time for the imminent implementation of the "ancestral land redevelopment plan," our group of "thugs" were naturally confiscated.

The fat leader recovered from a brief moment of stunned stupor, and looked at me on the other side of the chat window, "Mammoth, right?" What about your Captain Wang? ”

I was not surprised at all that the fat leader knew him, and replied truthfully: "Captain Wang has died." ”

"What?!" The fat leader's reaction was very uncalm, "You have been attacked by a terrorist organization?" Or did something happen to the spaceship? How many casualties? What about property damage? ”

I scratched my head and smiled wryly and said, "Neither, yes, poisoned and sacrificed"

"Poisoned? Your food is poisoned? Have you ever checked for water issues? ”

"Well, no, that's it, leader, when the doctor's report comes out, I'll get you a detailed report."

"Okay, so be it." The fat leader's expression was slightly slight, "Then you will be in charge from now on?" Remember to do your best to complete the task while being on the safe side. ”

"Well, I see. But leader, wouldn't it be child's play to just let me take this position? ”

"What's the play? If it weren't for the fact that Wang Jun ate the rabbit raised by the Arab princess during the defense mission, he would have been ready for you to lead the team. ”

"Well, I'll try my best. Can you tell me why you chose me to be the captain? ”

"I can't tell you that the council has its own considerations. You have a little confidence in yourself! The top of the alliance is still very optimistic about your ability. ”

After a few clichés, my first report as a team leader was over, and after closing the chat window, I smiled wryly, "Completed the task?" Can anyone tell me what the mission is first? And said that you are optimistic about me, and you are optimistic that I will still be exiled? ”

But this time I have a computer that can be connected to the alliance network, because everyone was not allowed to carry the Bredfry on their communication equipment before, I was suffocated, and with the Internet, of course, I hurried to have a video call with my family.

Mom and I talked excitedly for almost half an hour before my dad interjected, and his question hit the nail on the head.

"Son, how did you become the captain?"

I replied casually, "Our original captain had an accident, and I took it." ”

My mother was frightened when she heard this, and quickly instructed me: "Son, why are you so dangerous? Something happened before I got to the place. You have to pay attention to everything, our family is now a single heirloom of nine generations, you ......"

"Mom, stop for a moment, I'm not a ninth-generation single heirloom, my uncle and his family are fine, don't curse others."

Dad interjected, "Your mother is right, because the family conflict between your uncle and your aunt is too serious, your uncle and he became a monk in a fit of anger yesterday, your aunt has signed up for the Silent Nun today, and your cousin was taken away by a priest, saying that he wanted to train to become a clergy." ”

I was directly paralyzed there......

After chatting for a while, the content is nothing more than paying attention to the body or something, and at the end, my mother also added a sentence "When we come back, we can both hold our grandson" made me scorched again and tender. But this reminded me, and I quickly called Han Yuyan, Lei Ming, and a few iron buddies who were assigned together to the command center, and asked them to report their safety to their families. As for the others, let's take the time.

Taking advantage of the chatter between everyone and my family, I went to the medical center on the second floor, ready to discuss with the doctor how to write the death report, after all, it is really hard to say whether Wang Brigade is a food poisoning or not...... Yu Yan, what do you use X6 if you have nothing to do......

When I found the doctors, they were worrying about a front-loading washing machine. At that moment, I suddenly had a bad premonition, "Doctors, what are you doing here?" ”

As soon as the doctors saw the steward coming, it was as if they had seen a savior, and they all gathered around at once, "Captain, it's like this." A white female doctor preemptively said, "After we have done a thorough examination, we decided to clean up the body of the Wang team, which is also a sign of respect for the deceased." But you also know that this is generally the job of the mortuary, let us reduce the inflammation of the wound and stitch we, we will, but we haven't learned about cleaning the body, right, so we ......" Speaking of this, she didn't say anything, just glanced back at the drum washing machine.

My head buzzed, "You stuffed the Wang Brigade into the washing machine?!" ”

After the doctors hesitated for a moment, the chicks nodded like pecking rice, it is worthy of being sent to the earth together, and sure enough, even the doctors are not normal brains?!

I wiped my face and tried to calm down, but I still couldn't hold back, and I yelled at them, "Then why don't you get people out of here!" ”

"Stuck ......"

I just felt that I couldn't complain, "Oh, it's right to think about it, Captain Wang is too burly, and it's normal to get stuck." ”

"Uh-huh! Normal, normal! ”

"It's a normal yarn! Stuffing a body in a washing machine is not normal in itself. What about demolition?! Have you tried it? ”

"Report...... Captain, this is produced by the Han Group, except for their own repair shop, no one else can disassemble it at all......"

In fact, this result is not to blame for the Han's Group, but any technology-based enterprise with a little trade secrets will find a way to avoid other companies from researching their own products, so they will use some special screws and nuts or something, not to mention, this thing is not used to wash people......

I took a few deep breaths to calm down again, then called a loading robot and asked it to move the drum washing machine to the cold room first. I looked at the old doctors with red faces, and I was embarrassed to say anything, I really can't smash it open later, anyway, it's the same after refining...... As long as you don't tell the family of the Wang team, it's easy to do.

When I took the report, commanded a few robots in the cold room to put this alternative coffin away, and returned to the command center, Yu Yan and the others had already finished chatting with their families, and only Captain Niu was waiting for me with an anxious face in the command center, and his expression was not much better than the few white coats just now.

I felt quite curious, "Captain Niu, what's going on, why are you so flustered?" ”

Captain Niu's eyes after seeing me seemed to be saved, and he strode over, grabbed my hand, and the expression on his face was really the same as the doctors just now, and I thought to myself that this time it was not a good thing.

Sure enough, "Amaze, that, Xiaomei called just now." ”

"Who is Xiaomei?"

"It's my girlfriend, the sister of Team Wang, the one in the photo you gave me this morning."

My heart sank, it's over, it's not so easy to communicate with the family of the deceased, not to mention that his brother was poisoned, not to mention that her brother is still stuffed in the washing machine......

I hurriedly asked Niu Ben, "Captain Niu, what did you tell her?" ”

Captain Niu laughed dryly, "I'll tell her the truth, because she said before: there should be no secrets between lovers. Then she cried and said that I had to bring him back intact. ”

I have enough black thread on my head to knit a scarf at the moment, what kind of honesty do you tell people at this time......

I hesitated for a moment, approached Niu Ben, and asked him to come over with his ear, "That, Captain Niu, in fact, the current situation is like this, the inspection report of the Wang brigade has been completed, but the body has an accident, and now it is stuck in the drum washing machine, and it has been put in the refrigerator by me, so I can only find a way to get it out later." ”

Before Niu Ben finished listening, the whole person was already stupid, I patted him on the shoulder, he recovered from his stunned state, and then he asked a question that made me almost hit someone: "Huge team, did you choose frozen or refrigerated?" ”

I stabilized my emotions a little bit (why am I stabilizing my emotions today?!). In the end, I still burst into a foul mouth: "Does this make any difference?!" Now that's not the point, is it?! ”

"......" Niu Ben also seemed to feel that he was a bit wrong with this question, and nodded: "Yes, the key to the problem now is not this." So, huge team, is the water in the washing machine drained clean? ”

"Does it matter if you don't drain the drain?! It's time to discuss this?! ”

"Of course it matters, my mom said that things are soaked in water and then frozen, and they will last longer."

I felt that I couldn't control the direction of this conversation, so I directly ordered Captain Niu to tell Wang Xiaomei that we would definitely bring Wang Team back in its entirety (although the form might be a little weird).

After dealing with this mess, it was already dinner time, I found Han Yuyan who had just finished class at the Buffrey Temporary Culinary Technical School, and went to the cafeteria to have a meal that might be safe, because to be honest, I think everyone now suspects that the brain is abnormal, and the cafeteria eats for nearly a thousand people every day, and the people who arrange it may be reliable.

After dinner, we returned to Zhang Ziqing and were about to start continuing the class, when the door of the east hall on the third floor was suddenly kicked open, and dozens of people swaggered in, kicked open the door by a white man named Robin, I had met in the office of the Wang Brigade before, he was the leader of Group 22.

Robin walked at the front of the group, leaning his neck and putting his hands in his pockets, and said in a strange manner, "Which one is the huge captain?" Come out and let us see ...... Yes! ”