Robin, who was still on his back just now, is really falling on his back now. Who told him to keep his neck tilted up in order to pretend to be 13 and didn't look at his feet, and he didn't see such a big piece of butter.

Wait, where does the butter come from? Robin blushed and jumped up from the ground, glaring at a pair of bull's eyes and glancing at the 24 members of our group who were laughing opposite, a white boy named himself "Xiao Wangcai" in the crowd had just taken the tissue Jimmy handed him, and was laughing and wiping the butter on his hands. This white boy has always been obsessed with Chinese culture, so he gave himself such a name, according to his own words, this name sounds pleasant to the ear and auspicious, but a few of us feel a little awkward.

Robin had bruises on his neck, stared at Wangcai, and shouted, "Was it you just now?!" Come over to me! ”

I laughed twice: "Wangcai is from our group, you said let him pass, he will pass?" Don't be afraid, Wangcai, this has me...... Well, Wangcai, you can change your name another day, it's really awkward to call it like that. ”

Robin didn't care about Wangcai's name in the slightest, and he pointed at me, "What's wrong with you?" How old are you, aren't you lucky to be the captain, can you be good? I'm not convinced! ”

I just felt angry and funny, "You don't think you're convinced, right?" I'm just waiting for you to say it, come on, if you don't accept it, you can try it! ”

"What else can I fear of you? The competition is the competition, which is exactly what I want, we are willing to gamble and lose! ”

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"Report! Commander, Robin and his scouts are already in action! Now it is only twenty kilometers from our 3rd Infantry Regiment. Drone Return: Enemy missile forces have also been deployed. ”

"Don't be nervous, I'm afraid he'll do something!" I squinted my eyes and swept the sand table and took a sip of tea, "Listen to my order, the 2nd Light Armored Corps will attack in an oblique direction, ready to establish a firing point on the right side, and as long as he dares to move the 3rd Infantry Regiment, he will eat his missile unit!" The first lightweight armored unit approached from the other side and harassed! The 2nd Airborne Rapid Reaction Force is ready to go up at any time. ”

Robin's side, after listening to the reconnaissance report, chuckled, "Dare to ignore my advance troops, pass on my orders, the No. 1 and No. 2 scout squads continue to advance, give me a firm wedge there, the missile troops and the airborne troops are ready to reinforce at any time!" And what about the heavily armored corps? Move to a defensive front twenty kilometers in front of the command post to avoid a surprise attack by the opponent. ”

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"Brother Pang, the enemy's advance force has already crossed the military demarcation line, but has not yet started to attack, should we strike first?"

"Needless to say? Hit me hard! Pass my order, the missile forces and airborne troops jump over the opponent's advance corps, give me a direct attack on the rear, and don't come back to see me if you can't defeat an armored corps of the other side! Even if it is replaced, at least it must be guaranteed to replace a rapid reaction force! The task of clearing the enemy's advance forces was entrusted to the 1st and 2nd Light Panzer Forces. ”

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"Commander Robin, our guards have been attacked, the operational command is about to be besieged, and the opposing airborne troops have been prepared again, we can't hold it anymore!"

"Don't be afraid, the operational command has temporarily moved to the left, and the first step corps and missile units that have already cut in will cooperate and give me a strong attack on the opponent's headquarters! Now it's faster than whom! ”

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After a while, Robin sat down on the ground in a dejected manner, I grabbed a stool, sat down in front of him, looked at Robin's decadent appearance, and shook my head gently, "Why bother? Fighting with me is simply self-defeating. Say, accept it or not! ”

Yu Yan on the side also sighed, stepped forward and slapped me directly on the back of the head, yes, it was me who slapped me......

"What are you pretending, you said that you two can make such a big move in chess, even the holographic projection is turned on, you look at how many people gathered outside the hall are watching the excitement." After speaking, he looked at Lei Ming and more than a dozen other people, "There are a few of you, these two people are crazy, and you are still going crazy with them, what do you think about them, what about your brain?" ”

Robin raised his head and looked at me with a bitter face, and said from the bottom of his heart, "Pang... Captain, I took it, not because you are better at chess than me, but because ......"

He leaned close to my ear and whispered, "Such a fierce woman can be chased by you, brother, I am really ashamed." ”

I shook my head, "I'm chasing it, I sent it myself, and I can't hide if I want to." ”

"If you can take the initiative to give this kind of best a hug, then I admire you even more."

"Alas, you don't understand, it's hard to say." After saying that, I also looked up at the sky, making a vicissitudes of life, oh, looking at the alloy ceiling.

Robin laughed dryly, with an expression of "I understand, I understand", and then waved his hand at Han Yuyan, "Sister-in-law, I'm sorry just now, let's go." After saying that, he walked out the door with the dozens of people......

"That's not right! I'm not here to play chess with you! ”

This thing just reacted......

Robin walked up to me menacingly, "I was stunned by you just now!" I'm not here to play chess with you! ”

I scratched my head and smiled at him: "Then let's play with the flag?" ”

Robin's face turned red and he roared, "Are you humiliating my IQ?!" ”

Lei Ming on the side couldn't help laughing: "Haha, you can see that we are playing you?" ”

At this moment, Robin's face is as if he is squatting in the pit without paper (the words are rough, but vivid...... I saw that he suddenly took two steps back, stabbed his horse with a step, and swung his fists back and forth, good guy, it seems that he has practiced twice. "Mamreason, if it's a man, use a man's way to solve it!"

I looked indifferent, and touched my chin with my right hand: "Is that not negotiable?" Must be fought? ”

As soon as I finished speaking, Robin jumped up and replied with his fist.

On the side of my body, I pushed away this guy's Qi Zhi's fists, it was so hard!

My fists were pushed away, and he turned around with this force, and the leg whip was thrown directly, and I quickly raised my arms to protect my head. Bang! After a muffled thud, I retreated a full two meters to stabilize my figure.

"You're a tiger?!"

"What do you care about me?" With a yell, Robin pounced straight again, and this time I reached out and threw his fist in either side, and his chest opened wide.

Without the slightest hesitation, I took advantage of the force of his rush to hit him directly with my shoulder, and the landslide collapsed.

The muffled thud sounded particularly powerful in the empty cooking classroom.

Robin, whose face turned red after retreating five or six steps in a row, still didn't stabilize his center of gravity, and directly leaned over and fell heavily to the ground. Robin lay on the ground with his legs raised, as if he wanted to have a carp fight, but unfortunately he didn't fight, it seemed that the top was very painful, and he couldn't use his strength.

Lei Ming was doing his favorite thing on the side - saying cool words: "Alas, the explosiveness is good, and the posture is like that, but the brain is not enough." ”

I glared at him, and he didn't say anything more. Uncle, I want to accept the younger brother, not to pull hatred......

I stepped forward, held out a hand to Robin, and nodded. Robin glanced up at me, his eyes turned away, but his hand reached out and clenched tightly. I lifted it hard, he stood up from the ground, let go of his hand and patted the dust on his body, and then threw his hand at me: "The skills are not as good as others, this time I will be planted, and I will admit that you are the captain for the time being." Brothers, withdraw. Then he left with this group of people without looking back, Lei Ming wanted to laugh at him, but I stopped him.

In fact, this group of people didn't have so many ideas, but they were instigated by Robin to give him courage, Robin didn't have the heart to make trouble, and everyone naturally dispersed. When it was time for class to end, I was dragged back to the room by Han Yuyan with a gloomy face.

"What are you going to do in the future?" Han Yuyan closed the door and asked directly.

I was confused, "What do you do?" ”

"I mean, what if they come to you every once in a while, this Robin is a second defect today, and if he comes to his right mind another day, he won't be so easy to fool."

I smiled and said nonchalantly, "Don't worry, who am I?" I'm the 'East Decepticon Red Dragon', and besides, there aren't many normal people in our spaceship. Moreover, they don't recognize anything else, and only by relying on 'strength' can they be recognized, and I don't lack 'strength'. ”

Han Yuyan looked at my domineering appearance and sighed deeply, "I don't care about you anymore, you just don't let them disturb our normal life." ”

My eyebrows jumped, a normal life with Yu Yan? That's better to let them bother......

Early the next morning, I gave the first lecture to everyone as the captain, and there was no opposition or dissatisfaction from the people below, after all, the captain was an NPC for them to issue tasks, and it was the leaders of each group who really had the final say, and I had a big trouble before, and most of them knew my deeds. There are only a few Erqi like Robin who haven't figured it out, such people, I will take my little brother to "appease" them one by one. As for the people who were found by Robin yesterday to strengthen their courage, most of them went to Yu Yan......

The training tasks are all arranged in advance, and I don't have to do anything.

After disbandment. More and more, I feel that my job is actually an NPC, and that the work of the team leader can be changed to a computer program. Thinking of this, I beckoned the hacker in the group to come over.

The chubby hacker's nickname is CPU, which is said to be the abbreviation of his name, and no one cares what his original name is, just like Wangcai, and everyone forgot his original name at the end of the first day of class.

The CPU kid did a lot of things before he came, but it's not big at all, he drank high that day, and he had a competition with another hacker: to see who could upload the R~18 movie on the internal network of the Supreme House of the League first, and he won and was caught......

Originally, he was sentenced to a fixed-term prison sentence or something, but the movie he uploaded was downloaded by the speaker by mistake when he downloaded the meeting materials, and it happened to be discovered by the speaker's wife, and the final result was that he also joined the team that distributed the earth.

The CPU trotted up to me, "Brother Pang, what's the matter?" ”

"Can you help me with a program?"

"That's it, no problem."

"I haven't said what I'm going to do yet."

The CPU slapped his chest, "If you can think of it, I can make it." ”

"Okay, I believe you, that's the case, you give me a procedure that can replace my team leader's work, such as giving lectures in the morning, sending class arrangements, supervising training and so on."

The CPU rolled his eyes, "No problem, Brother Pang, I don't have time to get classes during the day, I'll send it to you at night." ”

"Okay. Let's go, go to class. ”

Today's course in our group is hairdressing and massage, I am not surprised by this kind of course arrangement, now my three views have been extremely strong, even if I am told that there is a film and television media course, I can accept it.

On our way to the hairdressing teaching studio, a fat black man ran over panting, "Captain Mammoth, I'm Group 35 leader Good, I have something to ask you." ”

I didn't stop, and said as I walked, "The course arrangement must be reasonable, so you can study with peace of mind."

"But, Captain, our lesson today is Early Childhood Psychology."

"......, it must make sense to arrange that...... What if you've had a baby in those 10 years on Earth, right? ”

“……”

After all his efforts, the fat man was fooled, and I knew the pressure of Wang Jun at that time.

When I came to the hairdressing studio, the first thing I did when I arrived was to tell the teacher: for the safety of everyone's lives, you must not let Yu Yan touch scissors or anything......

The hairdressing class passed without any injuries, except that my hair was washed back to black, which of course was not what I asked for......

The subsequent massage class was also spent in peace, except for my poor shoulder being dislocated twice by Yu Yan, today can be said to be a perfect day...... It turns out that my requirements for life are limited to ensuring the safety of life?!

In the evening, I was about to take a shower (not a mandarin duck bath, don't think too much), and there was a knock on the door. I opened the door and saw that it was the CPU guy standing outside, "Brother Pang, I'm done, I've just transferred the receiver to the internal network, now come and install the control terminal for you." ”

"I haven't even seen it before I passed it on?"

"Brother Pang, believe me, it's no problem."

I suspiciously installed the terminal on the PDA, the page is very concise, and the functions are quite complete, reliable. I nodded with satisfaction, and then sent a broadcast notification for everyone to download and install the client as soon as possible.

Of course, Yu Yan was the first to install it, and when she clicked on the client, she screamed "ah", and her face turned red.

I felt that something was wrong, so I hurriedly took Han Yuyan's PDA, and the client interface on it almost made me angry. On the page is a photo of me Pang posing in a riotous pose, with the text "Good evening, dear, what do you want to do?" ”

I turned around and grabbed the CPU by the collar, "Your sister! What's going on with this photo?! Hurry up and delete it! ”