Chapter 7: You're kidding!
However, the self-proclaimed rational and noble executive representative, Jian Hao also lived up to expectations, and after a short period of confusion, he presented all the relevant questions in one breath in an extremely fast, concise, and direct way, and his words flew out, and even he himself couldn't believe when his eloquence became so sharp. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Who are you? Where exactly is this? If you can, please explain it in technical terms. ”
"Why are we on this stage? Or rather, why us? ”
"How did you force us here?"
"Do we still have human rights? Isn't it illegal for you to do that? ”
"Is this really the underworld? If so, what does it really mean that we are not dying for a while? Crossing? ”
"Is there a conflict between the trajectory of the universe and 'reality' here? Is it a world of the same dimension but a different plane? What is our current situation in 'reality'? Did it just disappear? ”
"Does the 'death' in the regulations mean 'the annihilation of the body and the ascension of the soul'?"
"What happens if the hand-in-hand is successful? Forced marriage or free love based on it? Which space are the two results based on? ”
"Can we go back to the 'real' world?"
"If you can go back, will the things in the reward work in the real world?"
It can't be said that Brother Hao is too tricky and difficult, each of these questions is closely related to his own interests, and even linked to life and death, so he really has to ask.
Besides, what's the difference between dragging living people out of their respective lives and kidnapping? And similar episodes appear in novels, film and television dramas, and they are all the settings of horror films, who can guarantee that there is no dirty deed behind the initiator's behavior of "sending girls on a blind date and sending warmth to the community"? Doesn't the rule clause that the consequences of [death] mean that this matter is not simple?
This stage is mostly a slaughterhouse in another world under the guise of a blind date.
Judging from the means by which these people can directly transform the [men's bathroom] into the [Ghost Blind Date Scene], Brother Hao didn't have the idea of a fluke at all, and when he squatted in the toilet just now, didn't he also activate a "multiple otherworldly view matching physique"?
In the year 2074 where Brother Hao lives, this kind of event is no longer a new news, and the federal government has even introduced relevant policies to restrain travelers from various planes, other worlds and eras, and as a crossing phenomenon with a small chance of sudden occurrence that is slimmer than buying a federal lottery ticket, federal scientists are very conscientious to summarize it into the statement of [space axis distortion and qualitative fracture accident], but what it is Jian Hao does not know, for the [lucky one] who crossed out of this world The Federation naturally can't manage it if it wants to, but for the [Rare Species] that cross in from other places, the treatment they receive is that of the federal level.
After all, everyone who has crossed over has knowledge related to other planes and other worlds. And as the unlucky guy who crossed out...... Jian Hao's heart was very broken.
Damn, who did I recruit to provoke whom? If you want to kill or chop, you have to explain the truth first, okay?
Everyone present seemed to be shocked by Brother Hao's series of questions, not only the host was stunned, but even the audience composed of corpses behind him was suddenly quiet like a grave, and the falling needles could be heard, and the entire stage scene was suddenly only left with the singing voice of a 10,000-year-old scumbag still enjoying himself.
[Hey, you're going to marry me today...... Hey, you're going to marry me today, oh......]
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After a long time, everyone still came back to their senses in a melodious and sharp "beep-" sound, and followed the sound, it turned out that one of the five indescribable emotional mentors had pressed the strange button on the operating table in front of him.
"Ouch!" Listening to the beeps that have always been used to block out uncivilized quotations, the host appeared extremely excited, and he/she raised his arms and shouted in a trembling voice.
"Congratulations to the [No. 4] male guest for being recognized by the emotional mentor - [Broken Face Wenqu]! Earn the [Star of Potential] achievement! ”
Immediately after, there was another round of thunderous applause and whistles.
Your sister? Didn't you say that you are a good emotional mentor? I asked a few questions and got recognized, huh? This has something to do with [emotional]! And it's so easy to get recognized...... Is the death-free gold medal so cheap?
Jian Hao opened his mouth in surprise, in his impression, this kind of person always changes his way to stumble male guests on TV, in addition to indiscriminately denying other people's views on love, after the poisonous tongue is finished, he will forcibly pour another few large vats of poisonous chicken soup, which can be called "the soul is desperate", Brother Hao watched several similar programs when he was a child, and even he felt embarrassed by the male guests inside, but he didn't expect the type he met to be so freewheeling.
As soon as the game began, the No. 4 male guest won 150 points for himself with his meticulous mind and outstanding eloquence! In the long run, it seems that the No. 4 male guest is likely to be crowned the best potential newcomer in this issue! ”
Be meticulous with your sister and excel at your sister! You're answering questions, hey bastard!
In short, under the role of the host's bridging, there will be a series of interactive links between the active and passive guests, in these links, there will be a score increase and decrease mechanism, answering the right questions, completing the challenge, capturing the heart and other behaviors can get the corresponding points, otherwise, the points will be deducted, the maximum score is set at 250 points (excluding special achievements and reward points), and the lower limit is minus 50 points.
Anyone with a little brain can see that there is a problem with this scoring mechanism, the upper limit is so high, Du Nima is open to two hundred and five, on the other hand, the lower limit, after minus 50, he will have to face the punishment of [death], which is completely unreasonable.
However, Brother Hao thought about it, the recognition of the emotional mentor is so easy to get, and it is +150, then the scores on other items are estimated to be not difficult to go, and 10,000 steps back, as the host said, it doesn't matter if he can become a bullshit potential newcomer, at least now he has 150 points on hand.
And it also opens an effective safety distance from the program rules of [0 death if the tutor approves it].
According to the relevant regulations, after the show is completed, all the points earned by the male guests will be converted into demonic charm points at a ratio of 1:1...... So overall, for these scores, the more the merrier is always good.
After the hustle and bustle, the host did not play tricks, and answered Jian Hao's questions one by one, and the content of just a few minutes made the faces of several men, including Brother Hao, change rapidly again, and their hearts beat like drums.
"Aha! The male guest No. 4 is really quick-witted, and he has analyzed the current situation so thoroughly in just a few minutes. ”
The two-headed ghost creature was carrying a microphone and was neither humble nor arrogant, and he/she clapped his palms happily, "Then, please listen carefully." ”
"We are a blind date program authorized by the highest ruling body of the Yin Si Prefecture, as we all know, the yang world is full of disasters, many girls even die before they reach adulthood, and not getting married means that they are resentful, and it is not a good thing to stabilize the security of the two worlds, so - this stage came into being."
"Bang bang bang!" There was a round of applause.
"As for you, you are the special guests carefully selected by the program team, as for why...... No, aren't you all single? ”
This answer once again made Jian Hao's face black.
"The assembly method is a trade secret, although I would like to tell you openly and honestly, but I guess you can't understand it, so I won't dwell on this issue."
"Please don't worry about the No. 4 male guest, here, I am Wang Fa."
What a big breath!
"That's right, this is the Ten Palaces' permanent underworld, Yama Hell, as for your question......"
The host smiled and said frankly: "As I said, here, [death] is the only punishment, so that although you are not dead, your life is no longer firmly in your own hands, and in all the program links, any careless mistake will cost you your life." ”
As soon as the conversation stopped, he/she deliberately winked at the stunned Brother Hao, "It's death in the real sense." ”
"As for the spatial plane...... The vast universe and the space are numerous, so you don't have to worry about this kind of question, as for your original Yang World ......"
Jian Hao looked at him and thought for a moment, then smiled and said, "At present, it must be the separation of yin and yang." ”
It is estimated that he noticed that the faces of several male guests were ugly, and the host woman sneered at the head, and then explained: "You don't have to be too sad, even if you die, there is life, if you are good enough in our show, then not only will you not die, but you can also harvest sweet love, and join hands with female guests to create a new chapter in life, and the income can also be used in the yang world, as for the trivial matter of where to go back and forth from there......"
He/she smiled slyly, "It's not impossible!" ”
Jian Hao's heart was shocked!
Ignoring the jaw-dropping silly mouths in the high-backed chairs, the host strolled leisurely, chirping two small broken mouths of different tones, and continued to raise his arms and shout.
"Next! Enter the long-awaited self-introduction session of the male guests of the active party! ”
“WOW——!!!”
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Why does this ad sound so awkward?
Brother Hao wanted to complain seriously, but at this moment, the thoughts in his mind were still stuck in the answers given by the host about his questions, and he really couldn't react for a while.
But the hot atmosphere of the scene did not allow a few of them "aliens" to take a breather, and soon, the host turned his hand horizontally, and his fingertips and pillar lights all pointed to their row of guest seats, and stopped at the [No. 1] male guest, the middle-aged young man.
"Please take the initiative to introduce yourself for a minute."
The hostess said ambiguously to her head, but there was an unquestionable sense of command between the lines.