Chapter 6: Q&A session with male guests.
"Huh?! Are we, are we dead? The host's answer made the four old men tremble, although they had heard him/her say similar terms just now, but listening to it again this time, it still made people feel weak in their heads, and their legs trembled. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
After all, the combination of the word [human world] and [fierce ghost] makes it difficult not to wonder if you are okay.
The host chuckled, stretched out his left index finger and shook it at the young man, "Not really." ”
Jian Hao sat on the side and felt that the outstanding mouth was dry and gasping, especially the No. 1 male guest, after hearing that he was not dead in a daze, he swallowed his mouth and spat with great difficulty, and was about to speak again, when the host interrupted the conversation.
"Are you trying to ask, 'Why am I here when I'm not dead?' Such a problem? ”
Including Jian Hao, the four male guests in a row almost nodded involuntarily, and Brother Hao was even more depressed, since he was not dead, what happened to this ghost blind date show? I didn't have the intention of going on a blind date, so why did I come to this place in a daze? If it is against my will, the program team forcibly uses some "indescribable" means against himself, then it is a crime, and he still has a fucking project plan to do.
In Brother Hao's opinion, in addition to life and death and work, everything else in this world is a trivial matter, which is not worth mentioning at all, since he is not dead now, then everything is easy to do.
"For your survival is temporary."
The host shook his two abrupt heads and said again, "That's right! My friends! This is hell! This is the Yellow Spring! It is the other side of the mourning of the dead! It's the hometown of the dead! Here, death—"
He/she deliberately dragged out the pitch to provoke the heat of the stage, and sure enough, the cheers from the audience swept in again.
Jian Hao stretched his neck to make sure he could hear the content of the second half of the host's sentence clearly.
"The only punishment!"
“WOW――!!!”
The enthusiasm of the whole show reached a climax at this moment, and the audience was boiling and cheering, as if [death] was a gift from God to them, a miracle of life, and a good news worthy of national celebration.
These people are all right, right......?
"So—" The host gestured to lower his cheers, paused and then asked, "Guest No. 1, do you have any questions?" ”
The person being asked was already at a loss, and the host patiently changed his head and asked twice, and then he felt that he should change people, so he set his eyes on the [No. 2] male guest.
Dark-eyed man in suit and glasses.
Without waiting for the host to speak, the man with glasses took the lead in exercising his rights.
"Please explain-" The elderly man is really not beyond the reach of ordinary chicks in all aspects, the man with glasses is straight to the point, his tone is calm, and Jian Hao does not notice the mood fluctuations in his tone at all.
"What does 'death be the only punishment', thank you."
"Aha-" The host whistled twice, and at the same time there was a burst of intermittent ridicule and ridicule from the surrounding dark auditorium, as if the question was extremely stupid and ridiculous in their eyes.
Feed! Bastards! It's a matter of life and death.
Jian Hao thought indignantly, and turned his head to take a look at what was strange in the audience behind him, but even if he had seen all kinds of evil image entities embodied in the Fantasy Forest, the dignity of the fanatical audience behind him still scared Brother Hao so much that he almost urinated in his crotch.
It is worthy of a ghost blind date show, and even the audience is a monster of clear water!
In these audience tides composed of demons and monsters, the most photographed are all kinds of dead corpses, some are decomposed, some are missing arms and legs, and some are put together and can't tell what they are......
After just one glance, Brother Hao almost threw up, countless flies and maggots flew and wriggled in the audience, looking extremely active, these dead people shouted and cheered, grabbed a handful and stuffed it into their mouths, as if those things were just free popcorn that could move in their eyes.
"Vomit-" The rapidly rising stomach acid made Jian Hao dizzy, nauseous, nauseous, fearful, palpitating, and all kinds of feelings intertwined in his chest, finally making him a little painful and uncontrollable, and he couldn't stop retching.
At this time, the host's explanation came just right.
"Dear Mr. Melbourne-" the two-headed ghost creature also replied politely, "as you can see, there are many interactive links in the ghost blind date show, and in addition to the things that are expressly not allowed, these links naturally have relevant rewards and punishments-"
Seeing that the man with glasses didn't answer, he/she coughed and continued, "The punishment is simple, death. ”
"Is it a 'real and valid' death?"
"I'll explain that later."
"And what about the rewards?" The middle-aged man named Melbourne thought for a moment and continued to ask.
"WOW-" The host whistled again, looking very jubilant, his or her two heads kept shaking, and his or her tone was very playfully glancing back and forth over several so-called male guests, holding up his left hand full of jewels and jade, and said with a look of pride to the point of extreme inadequacy.
"Ladies and gentlemen, when you enter the ghost blind date show, you must have activated the demon charm system-" he/she paused for a moment and continued to happily explain, "All rewards will be linked to this system, and the more charm points you get, the more you will be able to capture the hearts of the passive female guests!" Tut-tut......"
"Female guests can't be fierce ghosts, right?!"
The long-haired fat man shouted loudly, not noticing what an important thing he had interrupted, and not noticing the vicious gaze of the black-rimmed glasses uncle and Jian Hao at the same time.
The two hosts looked at each other and began to giggle, the male smiled wildly at the head, and the woman leaned back and forth with the head smiling, and the creepy laughter echoed throughout the stage for a long time.
"Ignorant fellows—" finally stopped the hysterical laughter, and the two funny heads retorted in unison, "haven't you noticed that the rules of the show have made it very clear that if you fail to hold hands, you will give up your despicable life?" ”
His/her meaning couldn't be more obvious, if he didn't capture at least one female guest, then he would have to apologize with death, in that case, what kind of thing is a female guest...... What's the difference?
Jian Hao opened his mouth and blinked his eyes, not knowing what to say, but soon, those two strange eyes wandered to him.
"The last male guest who took the initiative, what about you?" His/her eyes flickered with a dark glow on the side of the shadow, and he asked in a deep voice.
"What about you?"
The pain of being stared at by four eyes at the same time made Jian Hao a little short of breath.
"Is there anything you'd like to ask?"