In fact, I was already very anxious in my heart, because whether it was the ponytail girl demon, or Duoduo, the Taoist priest Xiao Keming in Tsing Yi, and Yang Cao, a cadre of the provincial bureau, they all told me that my cousin Lu Zuo could help me solve the Gu.

In their hearts, Lu Zuo should be the biggest authority in this field, if even he can't, it is estimated that there will be no one in this world who can help me.

These words filled my heart with hope, which is why I suffered so much from gains and losses.

However, when Lu Zuo was really standing in front of me, he told me that if it was before, when that Rausch fat worm was there, he might still have the means, but now, at this moment, he has no way.

I was at the bottom of my mood and asked him who else in this world could save me?

Lu Zuo pursed his lips and explained to me: "I inserted silver needles into your upper, middle and lower three dantians respectively to try, two of which were in the middle and lower places, and the shocks were endless, only the upper dantian was slightly less disturbed, you should know - the lower dantian, the house of Tibetan essence; Zhongdantian, the house of Tibetan gas; On the dantian, the house of the Tibetan gods. Your reproductive genetic system and body control have all been assimilated by the Gathering Blood Gu, and only consciousness remains, in other words, at this moment, except for the CPU, everything else has basically been scrapped......"

It's really funny to use the computer as an analogy, but isn't he just saying that I'm a walking corpse and there is no cure?

Lu Zuo seemed to see my thoughts, nodded, and said yes, if there is only one damage, I may be able to use the Golden Stone Technique and the Gu Technique to help you slowly recuperate, and in three or five years, I may be able to help you recover your previous body, but at this moment, it is difficult for a Qiao woman to cook without rice, your body is already rotten, and I really can't do it.

When I heard it, I cried directly, saying Brother Zuo, we are relatives, if we can save it, don't give up treating me.

Lu Zuo laughed and said Ah Yan, don't worry, I don't have the conditions or time to help you get it here, I will go out with Lao Xiao to track down the whereabouts of Lord Tiger Cat in a while, and it is not convenient to take you with me, but don't worry, I will find someone to help you repair this body - as for the blood gathering Gu, simply peeling it off is actually not the best way. Wait, um, let me think about it......

He seemed to be thinking about something, Xiao Keming next to him smiled, and said Little poison, did you think of accepting apprentices?

Lu Zuo had a headache, and said that I am in trouble now, which is really inconvenient, otherwise you will take my cousin away? To tell you the truth, my cousin's experience is similar to mine, and he has been solid and very good over the years......

Xiao Keming shook his head and said that my Maoshan cultivation is about children's skills, and only when I have practiced since I was a child can I be useful, like him, I really can't get out, but it is your side of the door, and it is possible to become famous.

Maoshan?

Look at him wearing a Tsing Yi Taoist robe, is he the legendary Maoshan Taoist priest?

Really?

Lu Zuo was still hesitating, and Xiao Keming persuaded again, saying Oh, don't think about it, back then, Qingshui River was a family of three masters, Xu Banggui, Xu Yingyu, Xu Yingzhi, what a good story? And then there are Huangmen Shuangxiong Huang Tianwang and Huang Gongwang, who are also awesome and coaxing, if you bring your cousin to make his debut, Lu Zuo and Lu Yan of Qingshui River, I believe that you will definitely be able to surpass those messy guys, and you will have one more helper by your side, right?

Hearing Xiao Keming's strong recommendation, my cousin Lu Zuo was finally moved, turned around, and said to me: "Lu Yan, are you willing to worship under my door and become my disciple of Qingshui Jiangliu and Dunzhai Miao Gu?" ”

What, cousin takes in apprentices?

I was stunned for a moment, I didn't know how to answer, and Xiao Keming next to me was more anxious than me, squeezing his eyebrows at me, saying that you are stupid, quickly agreed, don't look at the little poison who is sick now, he was invincible in the world last year! Hurry up, after this village, there will be no more shops......

I don't know why he is so anxious, but I also know that he is doing it for my good, so he nodded hurriedly and said yes, yes - uh, Brother Zuo, do I want to kowtow to my teacher now?

Lu Zuo got up and said you come with me.

I didn't dare to refuse, so I followed him through a passage and came to a hall behind the bamboo building, and saw that this was a mourning hall arrangement, with many spiritual plaques placed on large and small shrines, and some candles the thickness of baby arms in between.

The candles were lit up, Lu Zuo stared at the many spirit cards, and said calmly: "Kneel." ”

I hurriedly knelt down on the futon in front of the shrine, and Lu Zuo clasped his fists with both hands, bowed deeply to the many spirit cards on the shrine, and said loudly: "Qingshui River, the ancestors of Dunzhai Miao Gu are on top, Lu Yan, a native of Liangsi Village, Dadunzi Town, Jinping County, is strong by nature, and in times of disaster, in order to allow him to survive, Lu Zuo, the apprentice, accepted him as a disciple today, and paid tribute to the ancestors here." ”

He bowed three times, and I kowtowed three times as I looked.

This matter is about my life, I don't dare to cheat and play tricks, I just knocked my forehead swollen, and when I looked up again, I saw my cousin Lu Zuo looking at me with a smile, I don't know the rules, but I am also clever, turned around, and kowtowed to him again.

I don't know how many knocks, so I kept knocking down, but after three, he reached out and helped me up, pulled out the mourning hall, and then smiled and patted me on the shoulder, saying don't be so nervous, we are all born in New China, a new generation that grew up under the red flag, there is not so much feudal exquisiteness, just let you worship in front of the ancestors and ancestors, it is just to respect a tradition. In short, I'll teach you the skills, and you will learn, so let's do what we should have done before, you know?

I hesitated a little and said that it stands to reason that I should call you Master.

Lu Zuo laughed, snorted, you can say, the old saying "a teacher for one day, a father for life", you are my cousin, and you call me master, then aren't we inferior? Don't be so troublesome, Lao Tzu is also a person without a master, isn't he alive and well?

At this time, Xiao Keming strode over, pointed to Lu Zuo and said, "Don't point at Sang and scold Huai here, Lao Tzu has a master, what's wrong, don't accept it?" ”

Lu Zuo smiled helplessly, saying that if I had a thigh hug like Tao Zhenren, I really wouldn't mind kowtowing a hundred heads.

Xiao Keming laughed proudly, and at this time, the chubby girl Erchun hurriedly ran in and told Lu Zuo that the little demon girl had a few words with Duoduo, and the two of them also parted unhappily, and then the little demon girl said that she would go to find the tiger cat alone, so she left......

Lu Zuo was still in high spirits just now, and immediately became bitter at this moment, and said Alas, this little girl's temper is getting bigger and bigger, it's really troublesome, Lao Xiao, what do you say I should do?

Xiao Keming grinned and said that chasing girls, you have to go over and over like this, scratching your heart and scratching your liver, it's interesting......

Lu Zuo shook his head, no longer thinking about this, and then said to the fat girl: "Erchun, this is the apprentice I just accepted, you know; Ah Yan, this is your senior sister, the first apprentice I accepted, and I also have a registered disciple, you are the third. ”

I hurriedly shouted to the girl, who weighed more than twice as much, "Hello, senior sister. ”

Erchun laughed, patted me on the shoulder, and said Good boy, you can actually worship under our Qingshui River, you have a future, and your senior sister will cover you in the future, rest assured.

Lu Zuo's face next to him was dark, and he said that you can cover him very busy, you have that kung fu, can you give me less food and lose more weight?

Erchun was choked by his master's words, he didn't have a temper at all, he lowered his head and burped, Lu Zuo said helplessly: "Okay, you go to the room, copy a copy of the information, and bring it to your junior brother." ”

Erchun stepped on the bamboo floor and left, squeaking and squeaking, making people feel as if this bamboo building couldn't withstand her weight.

I saw the gag between Lu Zuo and Er Chun, it was not serious, and I was somewhat relieved, after all, I have been treating him as a cousin all these years, and he suddenly became my master, if you want to pay attention to some etiquette, it is a little too awkward.

The matter is handled properly, Lu Zuo and Xiao Keming still have something to discuss, I don't dare to disturb, so I retired and returned to the room where I stayed before, and after a while, the sound of squeaking and squeaking came, Erchun walked in, threw a USB flash drive to me, and said Little junior brother, there is our Dunzhai Miao Gu's treasure book "Twelve Methods of Suppressing the Mountains", it is a PDF file, you go back and find a smartphone to copy it in, and you have nothing to learn by yourself......

I pinched the crudely made USB flash drive in my hand, and I was dumbfounded.

Wait, didn't you say that the practice cheats are all yellowed thread-bound books, don't you tell me that this is what I want to learn in the future, right?

How do you feel like it's a file distributed when you do Amway or MLM?

My head hurts, can we be a little grander, a USB flash drive will be sent to me, this is too unreliable, right?

I was speechless for a while, thinking that I was going home in embarrassment this time, there was nothing, Erchun heard this, and walked away again, and when he came back, he threw a half-broken Android phone to me, saying that you can make do with it first.

Lu Zuo didn't have any electronic products in this bamboo house, I had to go to the Internet café in the town, and when I transferred the data of the USB flash drive properly, when I returned, I found that Lu Zuo and Xiao Keming, as well as Duoduo, had already left here, and in the whole house, only the senior sister I had just recognized, gnawed on her hooves in the kitchen, and her mouth was full of oil.

Wait, what's the situation, you said okay to help me solve the Gu, why are you all gone?