Chapter 17 The heart is wide and the body is fat, Senior Sister Erchun
When I came back from the Internet café in the town, I found that everyone was gone, and I immediately felt a pain in the eggs.
Think about it, I just visited the master, and I didn't say anything about it, and I still counted on the master to help unravel this Gu, at least take me to walk the world and increase my knowledge, but I never thought that I didn't even say hello, and I just disappeared.
In addition to leaving me a broken mobile phone and the information inside, the rest is only a senior sister who is holding a large basin of hooves and gnawing fiercely.
Tell me, how does this make me happy?
I walked to the dining table, sat down, and asked Erchun where Lu Zuo had gone, Erchun waved his hand, and said that half an hour ago, I got a news that a professional chicken farmer had appeared in Huaihua, Xianghu Province, and they had rushed over.
We are here at the junction of Huaihua Jingzhou in Xianghu Province, and if we drive there, it will only take a few hours, and it is obvious that they also received the news temporarily and left in a hurry.
I felt a little more at ease and asked Master if he had any words left for me.
Erchun waved his oily hand and said Don't worry, Master has handed you over to me, tomorrow morning, we will set off, go to southern Yunnan, and then go abroad to Myanmar to find Master's old lover, she has a worm pond to treat you - it's all arranged, don't worry about the white face.
I heard that Lu Zuo had already arranged it for me before leaving, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, saying that it would be good, by the way, what an old lover, let's listen to it.
As soon as people are relaxed, it is inevitable that there will be some gossip, and Erchun is obviously also a woman who burns the soul of raging gossip, looked left and right, and then laughed, beckoned me first, and said Have you eaten, the braised hooves I made are a must, simmered on a warm fire, and cooked for a whole day, do you want to taste it?
She beckoned, and I looked down, only to see a stainless steel basin of braised hooves on the table, and more than a dozen pig's trotters in it were red and tender, and the aroma was fragrant.
I couldn't shirk it, I was also a little hungry in my stomach, so I grabbed one unceremoniously and bit it, the entrance was fragrant, the meat was tender, the taste was good, the oil was not greasy, the sauce was fragrant, the taste was really good, I couldn't help but take one bite after another, and I couldn't stop at all.
Erchun saw that I was eating sweet and refreshing, and smiled, while eating, he told me, saying that we are masters, but there are few outstanding people in the world, who have neither a teacher nor connections, and they are bare-handed, but they have made a great reputation, above the rivers and lakes, his name as a scar-faced monster is very loud, and countless famous demons have been defeated by him and Miscellaneous Xiaodao, and they shocked the world in last year's Tianshan War; But all the people who are cultivating know the names of the two people of the left path, do you say that they are powerful......
I was surprised, I said no, my cousin Lu Zuo is so powerful?
Erchun waved his hand exaggeratedly and said loudly: "It's not just amazing, let me tell you, before Master was injured, at the time of the Tianshan War, he almost single-handedly turned the tide and saved the world. At that time, he was really invincible in the world? ”
Bragging, right?
I was still a little skeptical about what she said earlier, and I completely ignored the words in the back, but I didn't point it out directly, and asked while gnawing on my hooves: "The miscellaneous hair path you are talking about should be Xiao Keming's Tsing Yi Taoist priest, why do you call him the miscellaneous hair path?" ”
Erchun said to me sneakily: "This is the nickname given to him by our master - he calls us master 'little poison', and the master calls him 'Lao Xiao' on the surface, but behind the scenes he calls him 'miscellaneous hairy path'." This is their name, we can't do it, Zamao Xiaodao is now the real person in charge of the Maoshan Sect, and he is a famous big man in today's rivers and lakes, so it is the existence that countless people look up to......"
What, that Tsing Yi Taoist is the chief leader of the Maoshan Taoist?
Isn't that true?
I thought back to the Tsing Yi Taoist who hit me off at first sight and grabbed me to talk about the southern wind and moon, and although I was very grateful for his approachability and always helped me say good things, I still didn't believe it after all.
Is there really any Maoshan Sect in this world?
If there really is, shouldn't it be an old Taoist priest with white hair and a white beard, how can it be a frivolous Taoist with a senior wolf friend attribute?
After listening to Erchun's boasting, I decided to make certain reservations about her words and didn't dare to believe them all.
After thinking about it, I smiled and said that the two of them have a really good relationship, and the name is unique, but it feels so good, what do you think?
Hearing my words, Erchun's eyes lit up, and he slapped his thigh, saying that it was too right, you also found out that it was right, I felt that something was wrong, these two people have known each other for six years, and they have been together most of the time, life and death depend on each other, although the master seems to have a lot of confidants, but there is no one who is really together, and it seems that the little demon girl who is currently touching a little bit of the side, no matter how you look at it, it feels like she is playing at home, you say, the two of them will not really have a problem, right?
Belch......
I just said casually, we are both Lu Zuo's apprentices, is it necessary to slander our master like this?
Besides, even if it is, that's Master's gender orientation, are you so excited?
I decided not to pursue these details anymore, lest I talk about anything wrong, and when the time comes, it will reach Lu Zuo's ears, then it will be wrong, after all, I am different from Erchun, she has a wide heart and a fat body, and she can say anything, my little life, now it is still in the hands of my cousin.
Instead of answering her questions, I asked about the places I was going to visit.
Erchun told me that the place we went to was Baihe Miao Gu, who migrated from the Red River in southern Yunnan to Myanmar, and the current person in charge was called Li Xuerui.
The master had saved her life before, and later worshiped the great god of Baihe Miao Gu as a teacher, which was considered a debut. She and our master, said that it is a brother and sister relationship, in fact, I can see that she has always been obsessed with our master, I feel that if it weren't for the little demon girl, maybe the two would become a couple.
I thought about it and asked what the relationship between the two of them was like, they wouldn't hate because of love, and they ended up stiff, right?
Erchun seemed to see my thoughts, laughed, and said Don't worry, Ren Xuerui is everyone's best girl, how can there be such a small belly, no, you go over, she will do her best to help you heal, no problem.
She patted her chest and packed the ticket, although I didn't trust this big sister who was full of trains, but I still had a little refreshment.
The two chatted while eating, but a large pot of hooves gnawed on us and there was not one left, full of broken bones, Erchun patted my shoulder with a greasy palm, and said Oh, I can't see it, you are also a big-bellied man, and the master should not scold me for spending food alone in the future. But you can eat so much, you have to say it earlier, I haven't eaten enough......
Wait, Comrade Erchun, are you a pig, you have eaten at least ten or more hooves, how can you not be full?
One meal gave me a sufficient understanding of the amount of food this senior sister had, and in retrospect, the reason why I was able to eat so much may not be my intention, but the blood gathering Gu in my alone.
My body was empty, half of my stomach was missing, and the reason why I didn't feel pain was all due to the anesthetic effect of the Blood Gathering Gu.
So the nutrients I absorb are probably all the needs of the Blood Gathering Gu, right?
That night I rested in Lu Zuo's bamboo garden, the room next to Erchun's, this bamboo building looks elegant and clean, but in fact, the sound insulation effect is not very strong, my senior sister has a good amount of food, and she sleeps well, she just lay down at night, and the snoring has not stopped since the beginning.
At first, I didn't think about it, but after a while, I found that her snoring was the same as that of a train, shaking the sky, and when it was intense, I felt that the whole bamboo building was trembling with her.
purring, purring......
Oh my God, Senior Sister Erchun, are you sure you are really a woman, how do I feel like you are a humanoid bear?
That being said, but I was still full of respect for my sister, and I didn't dare to disturb her, so I lay on the bed alone, downloaded a PDF text reader with the poor traffic of the phone card I just bought, and then put the information imported from the USB flash drive into it and read it carefully.
This PDF text is actually all photocopies, the first page is the title of the book, called "The Twelve Methods of Suppressing the Mountains", there are twelve parts, namely altar dipping, sermons, witch doctors, Gu cultivation, talismans, forbidden spells, divination, prayer for rain, dreams, body plagues, worship gods, and solid.
The whole book is transcribed in traditional Chinese characters, interspersed with many scribbled notes, catalogues, and experiences, as well as some miscellaneous experiences.
The content in it,A lot of it is very profound.,Most of them don't understand.,Flipped left and right.,Picked out some miscellaneous feelings and read.,I probably know that this material is written by a person called a mountain pavilion.,And the part of the remarks.,It's another one.。
It seems to be called Luo Eighteen.
I'm not sure.
As the saying goes, reading makes people dream, I watched and watched, and fell asleep unconsciously, and when I woke up the next day, Erchun knocked on my door, told me to have a hearty breakfast, and then sealed the bamboo garden with a lock, and then got on the bus to the county seat with me.
The next thing we're going to do is to go to the border in southern Yunnan and then to Burma.