In the bewildered eyes of the Chicken and Dog Elders, I told the ins and outs of the fake Dream Confucian Chicken at home, and everyone immediately speculated about its true identity, according to speculation, the most likely is the time and space chicken - the chicken feather that Lolit Xi is carrying is too ordinary to explain the problem, so we can only turn to the most popular means of communication today to verify:

Video calling!

Lolita Xi took out her Difu persimmon 70S, and called Taier first: "Where is Mengru, can you get a video with me?" ”

"Mengru, don't mention it!" Tai Er said angrily: "I don't know what this chicken is doing, it's not right to get up this morning, wandering around the yard, just a group of my people ran in to ask us to explain, guess what?" ”

"What's wrong?" I had a bad pre-cold: "Stewed? ”

"Stewed? He's about to go stewed! Tai Er said angrily: "This guy didn't do anything else when he went out, he scratched all the people surnamed Han in the vegetable market, and his face was bloody, and now he didn't know where he ran to say the law, and now the fat man is apologizing one by one in front!" ”

"Does he have bird flu?" I was also anxious: "All the neighbors don't look up and look down, what does he mean, he wants to learn from the Empress Dowager Cixi to declare war on the whole world?" ”

Taiji sighed: "Didn't you watch TV last night and say that you were anti-Korean, and there are no Koreans around us, so this girl can only do this......"

We: "......"

Hearing this, we were speechless, but Elder Chicken Dog was suddenly excited: "That's right, yes, it must be him who can be so unreliable, it must be!" ”

I had no choice but to arrange: "Then don't be busy looking for him first, go out to appease and appease the neighborhood, and go back to the street to arrest Mengru for me......" Ren Xiaoyan added: "You contact Manager Huang directly, just say that I said that he asked him to send someone to call you, and there will be a lot of people for this kind of thing!" ”

"If you want to be appeased, can I not go?" Tai Er was not happy: "Ordinary people are okay to say, just say something good and lose some money, but there are a few married men who don't give up - they say that they can't go home and explain the look on their faces, who will believe if they want to say that they were broken by a chicken?" There is one of the most powerful in it, you know how to say it, he said that he can't open his mouth at all, as long as her wife hears the word chicken, she immediately goes crazy, and the family usually doesn't dare to mention this word! ”

I'm a little curious: "Then what should they do when they usually encounter something that they can't avoid, such as grilling chicken wings or something?" ”

"Use the word Mao instead," Taiji probably began to wreck his fingers over there: "Kende hair, roasted hairy wings, firewood hair, hairy paws...... What else is there to steal wool and not fold a handful of rice, Mao does not choose food, hairy intestines, etc., the same is true for the names of people, Zheng Zhongmao, Li Longmao, Esmaomo, Bamaostan, ......"

We looked at each other and were dumbfounded: "This is a disease!" ”

"Who's to say it's not, but what if you run into it, you have to give me a trick!" Tai Er stomped his feet and said, "I really can't help it, listen, it is estimated that Kong Fatzi's side will not be able to hold on." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

This problem is really difficult to solve, for a while all the creatures present began to worry, those with hair began to pick their hair, and those without hair either picked chicken feathers or dog hair, falling down one by one, completely stupid!

Then, a heroine appeared......

Xiao Gu didn't know when she came to Lorixi's side, Xiaoxiao asked for the phone from her hand, and then said to Tai Er: "Hey, Second Brother Tai, do you want me to try?" ”

"Okay, okay, what do you want me to do?"

"Don't do anything, you just need to give them the phone speakerphone, I'll just say a few words."

"Then you wait!"

Tai Er hurriedly ran out, raised his voice and shouted at the noisy crowd outside: "Everyone, be quiet, I have someone who wants to say a few words to you, you can definitely solve your problem by listening to it!" ”

It was useless to shout at first, but after shouting a few more times, the scene gradually quieted down, and everyone held their breath and listened to Bai Xiaogu's speech, including us - I don't think I can even think of a broken head, what is the way to persuade this group of men who are afraid of their wives to leave, this is more difficult to do than demolition!

Bai Xiaogu finally spoke, and she said lightly, quietly, and lightly:

"Since you don't have ghosts in your hearts, what are you afraid of, just go back and explain it to your wife, at most you will be a little angry, but then what is there - if you really don't want to leave, when I come back, I can only accompany you home and explain it to my sisters-in-law in person!"

There was a dead silence in the microphone for a moment, and then it broke out:

"What are you kidding, you go to my house......"

"Forget it, I'm afraid of you, I'll go back and say ...... myself"

"Don't go, don't go, didn't you go to my house to make me even more confused......"

"I'll go, count you ruthless!"

A dispute dissipated without a trace in an instant, and the problem that Taier and Kong Fatzi, a god and a saint, could not solve, was actually dealt with by her little monster, which made my view of Xiao Gu go up to a higher level - women are really terrible, and their potential is immeasurable!

Although Mengru didn't come back, but fortunately, Taier and they usually took a selfie when they also took a picture of him, and after calming down, he immediately remembered it, and immediately found the photo and sent it, as expected, this impostor is a Mengru chicken, which is clearly the space-time chicken that stole out of the house!

We divided our eyes into points, but the most annoyed was Lorixi: "Why am I so stupid!" Mengru Shenji writes novels, and I also know that he stays at home every day and doesn't code words, I didn't even see it! ”

……

We didn't delay after confirming the identity of the Chicken Chicken, although the Elders of the Chicken Dog would keep it again and again, but we still insisted on leaving - time waits for no one, and we have to solve the problem of mercenaries when the Chicken is in hand.

After explaining the situation a little, we began to head towards the location of the soul ferry, which was located on the other side of the 1000 Xudu River, so we took Brother Simon with us by the way, eating hot pot and singing songs all the way forward......

On the road we ran for a whole day, in addition to the scenery that is still dark, we also met a lot of single guests with backpacks, women are mostly men, when they see a car running, they hurriedly stand on the side of the road and hold up a sign of hitchhiking, jumping and jumping to signal, although Supreme Treasure and I have this kind of thought, but where do people around dare to speak up, but Lori Xi asked indifferently:

"Uncle Ma, what are they doing? Why do you want a ride on the road? ”

"Poor travel!" Ma Puteng said casually: "Recently, it has been popular in our prefecture, and the petty bourgeoisie who doesn't have much yin in his pocket but wants to wander around loves this tune." ”

"What kind of poor travel method is this? Just a ride? Lolita asked again: "Who wants to!" ”

Ma fluttered in a tone that only a man can understand, hehehehe, laughed a few times, and dragged his voice to make a tune: "That's not necessarily - no money but there are other things, this person will think the same there!" ”

"What do you mean......" Lolixi still wanted to ask me again, I couldn't help it, and said bluntly: "To put it bluntly, men are willing, right?" Brother Ma, I can't see that you are still an old driver! ”

Only then did Lolita understand, and scolded: "Tired of these shameless things!" He didn't ask anymore, he simply squinted his eyes and raised his mind, temporarily covering up the embarrassment.

Our car kept heading towards the soul ferry, I don't know if it was a ghost relationship, everyone has been in good spirits, even if they didn't doze off by the car, only when they were hungry they stopped a little to eat something, after a whole day and a night of galloping, we came to a completely no-man's land, directly in front of a vast sea, on both sides are shadowy forests, dark and unknowable, this is probably the legendary boundary of the three seas, the dividing line between the two great sects.

Ma Puteng is also the first time to come here, he took out his mobile phone to look at the gesture for a long time, and finally turned the head of the car and began to move towards the north, but he didn't have a bottom in his heart, and he looked at it while walking, and unconsciously walked for a long time......

We were each bored and doing our own business, and at this time, my mobile phone suddenly clanged, and I opened it to see that it was a new friend application: "I found you from someone nearby, can you chat?" ”

People nearby? Are we approaching the ferry?

I hurriedly added her, and as soon as I got through, I asked, "Are you at the Soul Ferry?" ”

The other party sent a playful expression and texted: "Yes." "Only then did I notice that it was a girl who added me, and her avatar looked quite beautiful—neither a cape nor a bloody face, with a light makeup on her temples and a large breast, and the text description was even more fascinating:

"Do you know I'm waiting for you?"

The conscience of heaven and earth, at this time, do you say that I have the heart to flirt with my sister, definitely not, the purpose of accosting her is just to find the right route, the chat record can tell everything, I said at the time: "Then can you give me a position?" We were about to come to the Soul Ferry, but it seemed like we were on the wrong path. ”

"Yes!"

I gave him a clean and neat direction, and headed straight for the ferry - the target was getting closer and closer, but there was still nothing within sight, we hesitated to slow down the car, and suddenly saw a group of people rushing out of the opposite hillside, and the blades of the soldiers immediately surrounded us, and the little man who looked like a monkey at the front was holding a mobile phone and was happy with us, and the pride was overflowing!

At the front of the team was a big man with a big foot, four big and five with a thick face and no expression, holding a big knife more than one person high in his hand, and said word by word: "Park, charge!" ”

We didn't know what was going on at the beginning, but we completely understood, and we scolded with a brush: ", there are tolls here!" ”

The only difference was me, because at that moment I thought: ", I've seen all the food and wine trays, I didn't think I'd meet Luto again today - buddy is a shame this time!" ”