Although I'm used to being two-skinned, and I'm usually nothing embarrassed, but Ren Xiaoyan can't stand it in front of me, Elder Heibei's words touched my bottom line and immediately became popular: "Old man, do you know what a legendary controller is?" If you haven't heard of this kind of high-end goods, let's see what the buddy is traveling through time and space for-you can understand this level if I explain it this way, right? ”

"Legend, Legend Master?" Elder Chicken and Dog was stunned for a moment before she looked at Lori in disbelief, and she immediately nodded: "I'll prove it for him!" ”

"You're not a grain field, what proof do you prove?" I said angrily: "Really, Lao Tzu is not powerful and I am a sick cat......" Before I finished venting my anger and complaining, the five livestock elders knelt down together, followed by a large piece of wheat as if they were cutting wheat, and all the chickens and dogs present bowed to me together!

I jumped three feet away: "What do you want to do?" Touching porcelain? ”

Then I heard the shout:

"Benefactor!"

This one stunned me at the time - this change really came so quickly and so directly, when did my protagonist's aura become so strong, shake the king's overlord and immediately kowtow to surrender, this, this plot is bloody enough to splash zombies?

Of course, I was not the only one who was confused, and so did the others, Lori was stunned for a moment before she came back to her senses, and hurriedly went up to help them: "Ouch! Elders, please get up, if you have something to say, get up quickly, get up quickly......"

She stretched out her hand left and right but no one paid attention to it at all, and she didn't seem to know how to do it if she wanted to do it, so she listened to Ren Xiaoyan next to her and made a move: "Ruoxi, you try to carry the back of your neck." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Huh? It's a cat, right? I immediately reacted: "Dogs don't seem to work - but chickens you can try wings, I remember my mother always ...... like that."

I'm not so angry after holding it for a long time, I have this opportunity to find some pleasure to enjoy, and it can be regarded as indirectly taking revenge!

Lolita turned her head and glared at me viciously, obviously very dissatisfied, although I hadn't said that I was happy, I could only forget it, so I listened to her continue to persuade: "Don't be like this, you guys have to kneel again, we can only go......"

"Don't go, don't go!" When the two chickens and dogs heard this, they got up from the ground and said, "Get up, can't we get up?" ”

"A slut is hypocrisy!" I couldn't help but say, "Say, what do you want to do?" ”

Elder Chicken Dog directly ignored the disrespect of my words, and cautiously exchanged glances, and Yan Guanzi Chicken said a little shyly: "If it is possible, can you, the controller, take us to the legendary world?" ”

"To the world of legends?" Our group felt strange, and the Supreme Treasure couldn't help but say, "Travel? ”

"No, yes, it's to meet someone!"

"That's visiting relatives," Supreme Treasure turned his face and asked me, "Simple-boss, you can help with this!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan glanced at her: "You don't have to divide domestic and foreign borders, what can you do?" I didn't understand that they were going to the legendary world, this is obviously overseas, is it so difficult, can your boss agree casually? “

I immediately nodded along the line and said, "Yes, you can't do such a difficult thing without making it clear." ”

A black-bone chicken elder sighed faintly: "You also know the people we went to meet, it is Tao Yuanming, and he is also the owner of our Peach Blossom Spring-back then, when the master escaped the war and lived in seclusion, adopted a lot of chickens and dogs that were caught and ready to be eaten, adopted us in a cave, and gradually became a paradise, and he also wrote a memorial of the Peach Blossom Spring, we reunited in the underworld after we died of old age, but we never saw the master again......"

The chickens and dogs were choked, the old dog and the old chicken cried, and the chickens and dogs in the back also wiped their tears together, and we couldn't help but feel uncomfortable for a while, Heibei cried and cried and told the ins and outs of his rescue by the way - this guy is also bumpy, or a little milk dog was caught and sent to the slaughterhouse in a carriage, if it wasn't for Tao Yuanming and dog lovers to stop the car in the middle of the road, he would have died a long time ago!

Ren Xiaoyan snorted and said: "Mr. Tao is so worthy of our respect, he dares to stop cars at high speeds, needless to say, he must be there in the Yulin Dog Meat Festival...... Why bother, you must fulfill everyone's wish and let them reunite with Mr. Tao! ”

All of them...... Uh, no, the ghost and the legend nodded together, but I was unmoved, and said lightly: "Don't tell me that you go back and don't do anything just to see your beloved one last time - we have heard a lot of this story, and we have played it on TV, and at that time you chickens and dogs can still take care of time and space, and Ma Liu, who has been happy for a long time, went to steal joy alone!"

Elder Chicken Dog said embarrassedly, "...... Belch! ”

I snorted, "Look, I'm right!" ”

After a moment of coldness, Heibei stood up first, followed by Elder Yanguanzi Chicken, Elder Black-boned Chicken, Elder Bald-tailed Chicken, and Elder Shar Pei Dog, and the five girls lined up in front of me, and said categorically: "We can swear to Emperor Yama that if we break our oath, we will voluntarily fall into the eighteenth layer of hell and be burned by endless karmic fire for ten thousand years......

"Okay, okay, don't swear, it sounds weird!" I interrupted them coldly and said casually: "To be honest, I have a different opinion from you, so I really don't take it seriously to go back and do something, in short, as long as you are willing to help us this time, then I will definitely take you back next time I have the opportunity, okay?" ”

At the same time, I pushed Ren Xiaoyan's hand that secretly stretched out my back and pinched it with two fingernails, without anyone noticing.

The two chickens and dogs instantly jumped up with joy, high-fived each other, and smiles bloomed on the faces of the people on our side, but before we could completely stretch out our smiles, the bald-tailed chicken elder had already screamed: "Don't be happy!" I don't know where this rebel is! ”

"What? What do you mean by that? ”

Elder Yan Guanzi said: "It's not a secret, this kid of Time and Space Chicken has run away from home a few years ago, and there is no news of him so far, and we can't find it......" "Don't say it, hurry up and send someone to find it!" Elder Shar Pei hurriedly interjected: "Come on, go and call all the boys in our clan to think about it, and see how we can find someone!" ”

We: "......"

Ten minutes later, we all gathered in the meeting hall of Taohuayuan Village.

The hall is not big, bustling with a lot of people, there are five elders in the village sitting in front, we are on the side, opposite are countless young and middle-aged students, all kinds of categories are hugging together, after seeing people coming, Elder Yan Guanzi coughed and took the lead in speaking: "Cubs!" I have gathered everyone here today because I have something to announce: the opportunity that we have dreamed of fighting the gray chicken family and the dog mongrel family has finally come, and the legendary master has reappeared in the underworld, as long as we find the time and space chicken, we can ask the controller to take a few of our old guys back, and meet the master's wish in the legendary world again, so ......"

"Elder, do you want us to get back the Seventh Brother?" A chicken interjected.

Elder Heibei beside me immediately introduced me: "This is the second child of the gray chicken family, a chicken in his left hand. ”

I nodded, "It's been famous for a long time!" Is his wife a duck in her right hand? ”

Elder Heibei was stunned for an instant, and then praised: "Sure enough, he is worthy of being a legendary controller, he even knows this, admire and admire!" Then he smiled mysteriously at me: "Do you know what their children's names are?" ”

Me: "Still with a fat doll on your back?" ”

Elder Heibei: "No, it's called a fat doll." ”

Me: "...... Paralyzed, really! ”

After the chicken in his left hand finished speaking, Elder Yan Guanzi immediately nodded: "That's right—do you have any solutions?" ”

As soon as these words came out, countless suggestions and ideas immediately popped up below, all kinds of chickens and dogs were also of all breeds......

A pastoral dog suggested: "Let's send an official letter to the judges and bull heads and horses in each of the capitals, and ask them to help find them?" ”

"Good!" Elder Yan Guanzi immediately agreed: "Write it down, and the dispersal meeting will be done immediately." The chicken, who was in charge of the minutes, immediately wrote this down with a feather.

Elder Heibei explained to me triumphantly: "This is the thirteenth elder of our dog mongrel family: if there is a dog, it will be fired. ”

"Uh, young talent, young talent, young talent......"

The second to speak was a chicken, with a big red crown and a red face and a red neck, and said: "Publish in the newspaper, spread the light quickly, and it can be popularized by thousands of households in the first time!" ”

"Write it down, too!" Yan Guanzi said excitedly: "Come again, come again......"

Heibei explained: "This is the Gore chicken of the gray chicken." ”

"It's not bad - uh, this is the third round of speeches in the ******* of running the mountain, I don't see his dog, I only hear its voice, I watched it for a long time before I found that I couldn't show my face in the middle of the two dogs, Ren Xiaoyan tilted her head and glanced at it and immediately told me: "Don't look at it, this is a Chihuahua." ”

"Elder, I think we should go through the Internet!" Chihuahua said: "Isn't it a pop show big stomach now, you let me go, a meal to ensure that thirty bones are dipped in thirty pieces of and eaten up, and the news will spread as soon as there are many fans!" ”

Elder Yan Guanzi looked around and said with a sad expression: "Uh, this taste is too heavy, I'm afraid everyone won't be able to stand it......"

"You can try," Elder Shar Pei said, "A black cat and a white cat are good cats when they catch mice!" ”

Elder Yan Guanzi sighed: "Okay, let's write it down too-"

Elder Heibei was the same as always: "This is the grandson of Elder Shar Pei, and the nickname dog can eat it!" ”

I was also embarrassed: "Thirty lumps - it's quite edible." ”

Before Elder Yan Guanzi's words fell, a chicken on the side immediately stood up and said disdainfully: "If you want to say that you are looking for fans, then I have the right to speak - I have a lot of fans, and a sentence in Ming'er's book will immediately spread throughout the 10086 city of Xudu, why bother to perform something to eat!" ”

When I said this, I was talking to Elder Heibei and didn't pay attention, but the last sentence was heard most clearly, and I was instantly stunned: ", what do you tell me to perform and eat-hey, boy, who are you, why let me eat?" ”

Elder Yan Guanzi hurriedly explained to me: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding! Don't get me wrong, why don't you get me wrong, it's not the same thing! ”

"Oh, really?" My face burned instantly, and I waved at the chicken embarrassedly and apologized: "Dude, I'm sorry, I just heard it - the main thing is that my name is why bother, your surname?" ”

The chicken nodded solemnly, neither humble nor arrogant: "Under the Gray Family, the eighth elder of the Ash family, known as the Mengru Divine Chicken, writes books." ”

"Oh, Mengru, I'm sorry, I'm sorry......"

I apologized casually, but before I could finish speaking, I chuckled in my head, and when I turned my head to look, I found that Lolixi, Ren Xiaoyan and others also showed confusion on their faces, and immediately reacted:

"Damn! If you're a dreamer, then what kind of thing is my house?! ”