I sat down with a fat belly, and there was a whole row of heroes who fought against the vegetative people on the other side: the old dragon descendant, the ninth beggar and the sheep professor, the clever leader, the honest leader, and finally the dog-headed master who did a good job in logistics this time and even went around with my ass and returned smoothly......

I coughed solemnly and said with a smile: "This victory is really a fluke, although I can't report it to the court for reward, but the lord still has a little heart here, you all have a reward - you all report the daimyo!" ”

Master Kotou suddenly smiled: "Master, I'm Qin Ren, the Qin of the Great Qin Empire, the ...... of the Teacher of Benevolence and Righteousness" "Don't explain, sir, I'm literate," I interrupted him and asked the two leaders: "What about you?" ”

The clever leader also hurriedly accosted: "My name is Ji Yu, hehe......" didn't explain to me nonsense how to write words, according to the pronunciation should be these two words, I nodded and looked at the third place. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The honest leader was not in a hurry, and waited for my eyes to fall on him before he hugged his fists and said: "Master Qiyu, the villain has no surname, there is only one word, and everyone else calls me Ale." ”

"Qin Ren, Shi Yu, Ale," I nodded slowly, I didn't plan to ask again when I knew the names of Descending Dragon and Professor Yang, and when I was about to announce what the reward was, Ren Xiaoyan sneered: "Hahaha, your name is so interesting, it's almost time for your name to come out—it shouldn't be Liuyun who thought about it?" ”

"Why are you pulling Liuyun again?" I frowned: "Don't mention this thing when you drink tea, it's ruined!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan glanced at me and said with a smile: "I mean their names, listen, isn't it just 'Happy Valentine's Day'?" I bet with you, I'm definitely waiting for the day, why don't you say it before? ”

Yo, really! Qin Ren, Shi Yu, Le ...... Isn't that exactly five words?

Ya, it's too daring to be tricky, leaving a pile of people's names waiting to be written during the holidays, pretending to congratulate book lovers is not actually asking for subscriptions and monthly passes? - Bah! Despise!

Despise is contempt, I still have to do the right thing, and after a while, I asked Ren Xiaoyan to take out three boxes from the back room and distribute them to them: "Oh, this is the reward for you." ”

He hurriedly opened the box in a panic, and personally drew a thin silver medal from it, with big characters written on it: "Yixiangyuan VV-VIP card, discount eighty-five." ”

"Master, this is ......" both the kobold master and the clever leader cried, leaving the honest leader staring at me with wide eyes, completely unaware of what it meant......

"Let me explain, this is our Yixiangyuan consumption card, as long as you take the card to play in the future, no matter what item you can enjoy an eighty-fifty discount, which means that the cost of one hundred taels of silver is only eighty-five taels, understand?"

His face suddenly blossomed, and even the honest leader was no exception: "Thank you, master!" ”

"Well, it's good if you're happy!" I laughed twice, turned my head to Professor Yang and the dragon, and said, "As for the two of you, Professor Yang first saved my life, and then defended the city for us, which is indispensable; Not to mention you, the Dragon Descending Dao Chief, you have intervened in everything, and it is even more meritorious, so I reward you two more and heavier than them......"

The dragon descending old man glanced at me, and Leng Ding said, "Master, you won't give me another card, right?" "That's right, if you give me another card, then don't do it," Professor Yang also said embarrassedly: "The Taoist chief is no longer in the world, my wife at home is very good, no matter how good the card you give us, we can't use it!" ”

"How can I give you another card!" I glared and said, "Is the master such a scoreless person-Xiaoyan, come, take out the reward for the two of you." ”

Ren Xiaoyan agreed, and immediately took out four boxes from inside, I handed them over one by one, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, one person and two boxes, this will not give you another card, at least ......"

While speaking, the two of them had already lifted the lid in a hurry, and the look of surprise suddenly froze on their faces, and the expression was simply amazing - how to say it, it is nothing more than sitting on the toilet without pulling out a poop for a week!

Because, what I sent them was...... Two cards per person! ”

At the same time, I spit out the second half of the sentence: "...... I'm going to have to give you two of them, right? This card is real-name, how boring it is for you to come by yourself, with two you can bring your friends to play, one for one person, and your wife won't let you go out, right? ”

…… This trick is actually not something I came up with, it is borrowed from the number of school competitions in my elementary school, the third prize is a pencil per person, the second prize is two per person, the first prize is one per person, and the most powerful is the special prize - wow! It's a bundle of pencils, ten of them!

So, I'm just going to play a game for them right here!

Looking at the expressions on the faces of the five people, Ren Xiaoyan and I laughed heartily, and suddenly forgot all the hardships and tribulations that we had suffered when we crossed into the legendary world this time, and only after the hi skin was finished did we give them a reward:

The two leaders were promoted by one level, and went back to Taiyuan with me on an errand, which was considered a promotion; In addition to continuing to be a master, I rewarded him with a hundred taels of gold, which can be regarded as a fortune; I reshaped the golden body of the Sanqing Dynasty in the Taoist temple of the dragon, and sent people to repair the roof and tower; Professor Yang's beggars, I also arranged some life for them, and allocated a few large tile houses for them to sell as 'greedy vegetables and good shots', which is considered a legitimate livelihood, and the business of asking for food should take a back seat in their lives from now on, and it should be regarded as a hobby.

You have probably guessed it, I am definitely in a good mood today, the reason is not to say that you can also guess, who escaped death and didn't buy a roast pig to return to God, I am in a good mood as a matter of course, plus I have a clear relationship with Ren Xiaoyan - to be honest, I have long taken a fancy to this girl, but I have never dared to say anything because of the sling mentality, this son is not a dream in my arms inexplicably, you say that this is not more worthy of my amnesty...... Ahem, I said it wrong, I said it wrong, I am a county order, not an emperor, so I can only reward the three armies!

The reward of the Eight Classics is really satisfying everyone, and then, the people outside have sent drinks and all kinds of dishes, the main thing is still that greedy dish is easy to shoot, the seven of us eat the guests happy, at the beginning of the two leaders and Professor Yang are still a little restrained, but a few glasses of wine are also happy not to know the north, hugging the dragon and the dog-headed master on the side began to grin, a meal did not eat the five all bowed six times, formed five brothers, and took the nickname of 'the most dazzling family style'......

They had barely gotten up for the sixth time, and before they could speak, the sound of hurried footsteps creaked from the plank staircase, and with an indescribable anxiety, and everyone in the room was half awake from their wines—according to the routine of good and bad fortune, when happy and bad things came.

The door was quickly opened, and a servant-looking man reported to me in a hurry: "The master is not good, the master is not good...... "Shut up, can you speak human words, what does it mean that the master is not good?" The master immediately returned to his usual appearance, and scolded with a slick face: "What's wrong?" ”、

The errand officer was scolded a little inexplicably, and he didn't know what to say, so he looked at me stupidly for a long time before grinning and saying: "Master, what is that, it's born!" ”

"Raw? What was born? Who gave birth? I was also confused: "Does it have anything to do with me?" ”

"Yes, you say, what does it have to do with him?" Ren Xiaoyan patted the table and stood up, her eyebrows were almost biting: "Hurry up, don't say that the old lady split you!" ”

I hurriedly pulled her, not only did not pull but stretched out her hand and was pinched by her hard and rolled her eyes twice, I could only stand up embarrassedly and remind her in her ear: "Don't forget, what I am borrowing now is Yuan Batian's body - even if there are two rooms, three rooms, seventeen or eighteen rooms outside, it has nothing to do with me!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan suddenly sighed, a little embarrassed, pulled me to sit down again, covered her mouth and smiled at everyone: "I'm sorry, everyone, I was impulsive......

Everyone was shocked and hurriedly humbly: "It's okay, it's okay, madam, you are free, we can avoid it if we need to......"

I shouted in my heart that it was not good, and it was terrible that the topic had gone wrong, so I immediately asked the errand officer: "You say, who gave birth to it?" ”

The servant said with a bitter face: "Master, those vegetative people in the prison have given birth, and there are so many births, we can't close them anymore!" ”

"What, they gave birth?" I exclaimed, "So fast? Tell me, how many have you had? ”

"I don't know ......"

"I don't know what it means?" The descending dragon also interjected solemnly: "Is it all born or a part?" ”

"All, all raw!" The messenger hurriedly said: "Even the few you have specially told you to take care of have been born--they are densely packed with prisons, and they are not big enough to fill the house, and we can't catch them at all...... Sir, judging from the villains, each of them has given birth to at least a hundred and ten, and they are about to grow up and break out of the cell......"

"Oops, not good!" The dragon descended and stood up: "One day in the yang world is equal to seven killings in the illusion realm for one year, and we will let them blossom and bear fruit on this day - how can I forget this, the sins and sins are all old ways and my mistakes!" ”

"That's nonsense, hurry up and bring someone to arrest it!" I hurriedly said, "Will these little ones grow up later?" Won't our city break down on its own? ”

"Yes, yes, let's hurry up......" The dragon didn't dare to delay, and immediately ran towards the door, and everyone hurriedly followed, but as soon as he arrived at the door, he suddenly stopped again, sighed, turned his head and asked the officer: "By the way, have you noticed what happened to those vegetative people after giving birth?" ”

"Those? They didn't seem to move much, they all ......" The officer tilted his head and racked his brains, "I think I was tired, and I fell asleep against the cell......"

"That's right!" The dragon descended for no reason, and became excited, and said happily: "They're not tired, they're dying-" He turned his face and explained, "I just remembered that if these vegetative people can give birth in a day, then they should also wither immediately after giving birth, and they will not pose a threat to us!" ”

I clicked on the meaning of his words and hesitated, "You mean to leave them alone, just get rid of those little vegetative people?" ”

The dragon nodded heavily: "That's what it means!" ”

"That's pretty much it!" I breathed a sigh of relief: "That's easy—go and call all the people in the town, and say that the cell is welfare: a moving radish for each person, and the medicine is endless, and take it home to stew soup...... If you think about the rest of the words, how can you say it, anyway, fool everyone to come out and arrest it! ”

"Yes!" The two leaders also breathed a sigh of relief at this time, and went out with the messengers beating gongs and drums, shouting all over the street: "Do you feel that your body is hollowed out?" If you have to come out, you will receive benefits outside the cell, and you will get a radish and a huba that can move, and you will get it early, and your kidneys will be good for the whole family! ”

With a bang, the whole town was boiling again!

Seeing that it was busy outside, the remaining four of us breathed a sigh of relief, and picked up the wine glass with a smile on our faces, and I said, "You say, what will it be like if Seven is killed?" Xiao Qi still listens to the snake spirit when he comes out? ”

Bang dang!

The dragon's wine glass fell directly down the table, and the girl was shocked: "I forgot about them - no, you still have to go, sir!" ”

"Damn! You're Alzheimer's, you can't remember anything, and you still have to be reminded by me? I hurriedly got up and started running out: "It's not an idol drama, can you tell all the seven killings at once?" ”