Chapter Twenty-Six: Butter Wrestling

The two of us rushed back, only ran a short distance before we heard bursts of exclamations, subconsciously turned our heads to look, only to find that Kill Qianmo had already grabbed the dragon descending old dao and Professor Yang with his left and right hands respectively, and held his head high, at this time the lightning in the air had not completely dissipated, he stood on the spot and sparked all over his body, majestic and murderous, looking at it similar to transforming into He-Man - he was handsome and I was not jealous, but this time it scared the people and the servants enough, many people have begun to sneak back away, and the morale is so low that they don't want to, It's about to collapse at the touch of a button......

I couldn't care so much about the situation like this, so I immediately shouted: "Kill Qianmo, have the courage to let them compare with me!" ”

There was silence, but then thunderous applause and cheers erupted, and all the soldiers and civilians cried out, impressed by my heroism—huh! It seems that I bet right, the routine of all online legends is the same, heads-up is always the most morale-boosting and morale-boosting means, absolutely the same!

Kill Qianmo snorted heavily, raised his hand higher, it seems that he is not going to put it in, my heart is suddenly anxious,, didn't the cartoon say that the boss is pure and brainless, why did he become smart now?

At this critical juncture, I had no other tricks, so I could only race against time to grab him and immediately yelled: "If you don't put it in, are you afraid of me?" You coward, unseeded deflated three, you reach into your crotch and touch it to see if it's a man?! ”

When these words came out, the people on the battlefield echoed it, and they all laughed violently: "Yes, isn't it a man?!" ”

Killing Qianmo brushed it green, without saying a word, threw them to the ground, and strode towards me, the turbulent momentum was like a bloodthirsty and crazy violent bear, and there was only one thought left in the whole heart: tear me alive!

"It's broken!" I subconsciously said to Ren Xiaoyan beside me: "What should I do?" You see, now he only has me in his eyes, and only I make him can't forget it......"

"Let us move the sky, let us move the earth, let us live and die together!" At this moment, Ren Xiaoyan burst out with courage and strength that was completely inconsistent with her body, and resolutely said: "Let's work together to defeat this guy!" ”

It's just that I still don't have much energy, and seeing that the enemy is getting closer and closer, my heart is getting closer and closer, and I almost cry: "Where is this, how energetic is he, how energetic I am, and I don't want to die if I pinch him......"

As he spoke, Kill Qianmo was getting closer and closer to us, I picked up a stone and threw it at him, and it fell on his head, I was stuck in my throat and didn't shout, but the stone immediately rebounded back, like hitting a huge spring, faster and more powerful, and even before Ren Xiaoyan and I could react, the stone had already smashed on the ground next to us with a bang, and it was deeply smashed into a pit!

We both gasped: Damn! Fortunately, this guy is not accurate enough, and the two of us will be reimbursed directly, so it's a fart, it's too hanging, it's too hanging......

"Smash the butter!" Ren Xiaoyan suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and somehow came to such a sentence, and immediately woke me up, and she and I immediately began to pick up butter from the ground and smash it out - this butter was basically on the ground when the corn pitcher threw it yesterday, not to mention that the viscosity became very large after a day of drying, and it even stinked a little, and it will never bounce back when it is smashed out, right?

Pap-papa-papa-pa

The butter roared and flew towards Kill Qianmo, he still didn't learn the same appearance just now and didn't let Zhifeng step forward, and then listen to the chirp, the butter was all stuck to him one after another......

"It's useful, come again!"

We were scrambling to smash the butter, and it looked very exciting, but we knew that it was useless, because the amount of butter we threw had no effect at all, and we couldn't hold him down, and we couldn't drag it all down, let alone smoke him to death with the stench—the only possibility was that the butter had blinded him, and maybe we could sneak up on him or two, and maybe we'd be lucky enough to kill him......

It's a pity that after the first piece of butter sticks to his body, he has noticed the stickiness of the butter itself, and began to consciously block it in front of him with his hands, and Ren Xiaoyan and I couldn't hit the face, let alone the eyes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

At this moment, Ren Xiaoyan stopped suddenly, and pulled out yesterday's pair of chopsticks from behind with a hula sound!

You say, if I don't want to be a man now? So I'm on!

I shouted and pounced on Kill Qianmo, as soon as his feet moved, he had already seen through my thoughts, and flew towards me with a fist, full of power and great power, but unfortunately he was angry and did not hide his movements at all, but I finally followed Ximen Blowing Snow to learn the knife technique for a while, knowing that he was going to take my shoulder, so he moved slightly, and at the same time pulled out the kitchen knife that had been prepared for a long time but never showed it from his waist, and slashed at his predetermined route.

With a bang, I actually hit it and split the bracer on his arm in half!

There was a hint of joy on my face, but then I felt a strong wind coming towards my right, and it turned out that he had temporarily changed his right hand, so that his left hand was only cut off with the bracer - this punch was too abrupt, and I felt it close by the time, so I could only take a shortcut to the ground and roll with it......

The fist wind brushed my scalp, my body was numb, and I didn't distinguish between the southeast and northwest in the panic, and when I looked at it, I just rolled to the feet of Kill Qianmo, this guy pinched his fists and made a gesture, and was ready to smash me down and beat me to a pulp, I was scared that one soul ascended to heaven and two souls possessed, and I couldn't dodge but did my best to roll back!

Suddenly, my body slipped and didn't move at all!

Only then did I find out that the butter we had just smashed around Kill Qianmo was all around, and the ground was wet and slippery and greasy, I couldn't use any strength, and his fist had already exerted force, and it was estimated that I would be in a catastrophe this time - seeing a pair of casserole fists getting bigger and bigger in front of my eyes, Ren Xiaoyan's urgent exclamation suddenly came from my ears: "Run!" Come out quickly, why bother! ”

I took a closer look, and then I found that it was Ren Xiaoyan who caught up, and she used chopsticks to hold up Kill Qianmo's fist at this critical moment, so the fist didn't immediately smash on me - but just when I was looking, Kill Qianmo had already angrily grabbed the chopsticks and lifted them out, throwing Ren Xiaoyan far away, falling to the ground motionless!

"The woman who dared to beat me, Lao Tzu fought with you!"

Under the rage, I couldn't care so much, as soon as the knife was thrown, both hands followed and hugged Kill Qianmo's feet, and under the surging of qi and blood, I only felt that my strength was terrifying, and I used all my strength to lift it like this, and actually overturned Kill Qianmo on the ground, lying in the butter pile like me!

Now it's all written later, I didn't think about it so much at the time, I just overturned him hard, and then I desperately began to hit this girl's body, and if I couldn't hit it, I turned around and kicked it with my foot, no matter where I kicked it, it didn't matter how heavy the kick was, it was just a strong vent of anger, and I wanted to get back the principal and interest that he beat Ren Xiaoyan just now!

Suddenly, he was a little stunned, but he quickly came back to his senses and hit me, this slippery environment is not the strength to take advantage, he tossed for a long time and didn't hit me, but was kicked by me a few feet to the face full of butter, even the gourd leaves on the door of the head were kicked off, turned into a complete bald child, it felt like kicking Guo Degang!

Killing Qianmo took me a long time to fly his legs, and then he realized his environmental disadvantage, and immediately struggled to stand up, and almost succeeded - if I hadn't rushed up and punched him hard and dragged it over, maybe Ya would have gotten up!

So, he didn't get up, but I found a shortcoming: the butter here was almost cheese from the two of us, and the slippery was so slippery that I was about to lose my grip on the wild horse!

So I shouted so heartbreakingly that everyone could hear: "Smash the butter, the more the better!" ”

In less than a moment, the butter poured down like a torrential rain and smashed down on the face, turning this piece into a complete field, a venue for playing similar to mud wrestling - a field for butter wrestling!

I'm more at home......

After more than an hour of hard fighting, I was as tired as the third grandson, and finally kicked Qian Mo to death and fainted, several times I wanted to make peace with him, saying that as long as he was willing to leave, I would no longer be embarrassed by him, but as soon as I remembered the appearance of Ren Xiaoyan being dumped just now, I couldn't help it, and continued with 120,000 points of spirit, until he fainted and died, he didn't open his mouth to spit out half a word!

Of course, I don't dare to speak, as soon as I open my mouth, I will be full of butter, who can stand this!

I crawled out of the butter mud, stumbled to my feet, and said only one sentence to the people in the face of the mountain and tsunami: "Tie him up, tie him up, and take them all back to the prison......

After saying that, it was dark in front of me, and then I didn't know anything!

By the time I woke up, it had been a day later, and I had not been in much pain until I got off the tiger chair, and I didn't pay attention when I wrestled, but at this time, I looked closely at the bruises on my body, and it looked like I had been beaten a lot in butter at that time.

As soon as I moved slightly, Ren Xiaoyan's voice immediately came from the outhouse: "Why bother, are you awake?" ”

Her pretty face appeared instantly, as happy as if something, and before I could speak, she shouted like a cannon: "Come on, hurry up and prepare food, and who will call the Taoist and the master, just say that the master is awake!" ”

"Uh, I'm so hungry......"

Ren Xiaoyan didn't care what I said at all, turned her face after giving the order, and said to herself: "You frightened me, and thought that you couldn't wake up after being beaten into a concussion, but it's okay, I think bad people live for a thousand years, how can you die easily if you're so bad, so I put my mind at ease......"

Saying that, laughing, but inadvertently, a teardrop appeared from the corner of her eye, sliding down her cheek and dripping, I stretched out my palm and spread it, and took the teardrop in my palm, Ren Xiaoyan's words stopped instantly, and she looked at me thoughtfully......

As for me, at this moment, I spoke with the most pretending and most bullish expression I could think of, and my voice was as gentle as a drizzle: "This is the first time you shed tears for me, I hide it in my heart, and I will not let you fall again in this life and this life!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan's face moved, and before I could guess the state of mind from her expression, she had already slammed into my arms and answered me resolutely and resolutely in an almost inaudible voice:

"Well, I'll spend my whole life verifying your words to see if you lied to me!"