Chapter 1 Four Courses

According to the Sun Squid God, the real purpose of their group is not to oppose us, but to seize the recipes of the twenty-four gods and ghosts, so as to compete with Christian, Islamic, and Buddhist chefs, if they can win the first place, then according to the agreement, New Guinea can become their missionary territory, and when the time comes, they will develop believers among the cannibals to collect faith, and over time they will inevitably meet the requirements of establishing the kingdom of God - a spark can start a prairie fire, and of course, it can also be extinguished by a bubble of urine, who knows!

As we all know, there are a total of twenty-four dishes for the whole banquet of gods and ghosts, but in fact, there are only twenty dishes, four of which are drinks and drinks, which can build a complete banquet.

The first dish has already been seen by everyone, that is, it is used in the competition, it is not used in three lanes, it has a remarkable effect, and it can make people keep their favorite activities for an hour in a row, and the negative energy is too heavy, so I don't plan to show up in the sun when I collect it.

The second dish is called drunk and shameless, the method is similar to that of drunken shrimp, which is to marinate the whole pig's head with special wine and then serve it, and then the chef will cut off the part of the mouth and face and not eat it, only eat other parts - the beauty of this dish is that whether it is a gentleman or a hypocrite, whether it is sanctimonious or cowardly, as long as it becomes shameless and shameless immediately after eating, it is light to splash and roll, and as for the grandiose lie, it is a piece of cake - although I know that this dish will definitely become an official designated dish as long as it comes out, The income is huge, but for the benefit of the broad masses of the people, it can only be counted, and the same collection will never show up!

I have nothing to say about my sacrifice, because this is the path I chose, and I have to finish it on my knees, but ...... Uncles and uncles, can't you just subscribe to the genuine version of my face because I have lost so much face, please!

The other two are drinks and drinks, one is a smiling wine spring, the beauty of this wine is to make people feel happy and smile, whether it is just a dead dad or just broke up with his girlfriend, a cup of belly to keep your smile is always happy as if in the five million, I know it as soon as I listen to the introduction of the squid god:

Isn't this what paralysis, giving him a glass of forgetfulness water, and keeping him from crying all night?

In addition, Xiaoxiao Jiuquan can also be used appropriately outside the hospital, outside the examination room, and outside the divorce registry...... The scope is too wide and too big, I will directly find a manufacturer to join forces to make a vending machine, all over the ground, and the storage is more frequent than the vending machine!

The last dish is called 'I kiss the turtle with you', it is a drink in a turtle shell container, standing upright, with two paws hollowed out as a straw, whether you are two men and two women or a man and a woman, as long as you smoke a drink from this turtle shell together, you can immediately recall everything about your relationship, no matter when, where and what environment, as long as you are present, you can let each other know each other's hearts!

Needless to say, the most practical environment, sure of the football field, in the future, whether to fake a fall or a red card proper door clear, as long as the players and referees kiss the turtle together, who is who is not clear at a glance can not be hidden......

Proper court weapons, no need to say!

I remember that the three brothers of the little dog once said that they had never seen the face of the summoner, just a figure with a cloak, and it was in line with what the sun squid god said - this grandson is really similar to the boss of the pyramid scheme, not to mention that the little minions caught a bunch of arrests, and they didn't even leave a clue, and they were thieves!

The only flaw in this grandson is that he underestimated the ability of the two brothers Sun Squid and Night Squid, after all, these two brothers are the masters who gathered clues for him to find the silk and peel off the cocoon, and he vaguely guessed the approximate attribution of the remaining ten dishes without saying it, and the six dishes that can be confirmed are hidden in the hands of several legendary celebrities, but - here to say but, their dishes and their memories are fused together, if you want to get the recipe, you must enter the legendary world, and you can't bring your own recipes to the yang world like Huang Rong, this is the biggest difference!

So, according to the speculation of the Sun Squid God, most of them, the mastermind behind the scenes, have rushed into the legendary world, trying to get the recipe before me!

If you really get your hands on it, it's still hairy, the status of the recipe in the legendary world is similar to the treasure chest of the game, who knows when the things in it will be automatically refreshed, and I will still be hairy if I am really preempted by this grandson - take a step back, even if I don't think about the recipe, but the opportunity to be able to face the mastermind behind the scenes is also very rare, I don't seize this opportunity Where did it come from next time?

Therefore, after the sun squid god was specially used as a tainted witness, I immediately convened a meeting with everyone, and explained my opinions to everyone clearly, and immediately won the unanimous support of all the staff, and everyone recommended themselves to go with me, but because this time I went to the world of martial arts legends, and it is the condor trilogy that has become a legend, so the existence of martial arts masters is very necessary, who the knows if you can use spells over there, for safety reasons, you can only choose the following few:

Huang Rong: In the martial arts world, there is probably no more suitable candidate for this girl, she is familiar with the five elements gossip, yin and yang Dunjia, divination astrology, and she also has her own dog-beating stick method and beggar gang leader, no matter where she goes, she can have something to eat, and she can't go if she doesn't go;

Dongfang is undefeated: Who said that daughters are not as good as men, our Dongfang sister can be ranked in the top three in the world-class legendary female selection is not blown, as far as I know, her ranking far exceeds Joan of Arc and Mulan, what Sister Feng Furong 4,000 years of beauty and the like are even more scum in seconds, the only score higher than her is Guanyin Bodhisattva and ***, one is the gods, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas who let thousands of children be born, and the other is also a saint who makes the descendants of thousands of otaku come out to play, and it is natural to lose to them!

In addition, although Sister Dongfang has become an Internet celebrity live broadcast player, her skills are still there, that one-handed flying needle is superb, 100% with qi to resist the needle, as long as the luck reaches a certain Chengdu, anything can be poked, speaking of which is more powerful than the domestic Lingling lacquer kitchen knife, who do I not take her?

Li Dazui: Although this brain is a bit funny, and the taste of eating is also a bit too unique, but he is also one of the top ten villains in the Valley of the Wicked, and he has the lead in momentum, and I should be able to avoid a lot of unnecessary troubles with him - the king of Hades is good at saying that little ghosts are difficult, and sometimes it is not those big gods who can really pit us to death, but the shopkeeper who is under the sweat medicine, Zhang Qing, the vegetable garden who eats human meat buns for you, and the thief who steals your money bag, etc., if you can't kill you, you are disgusted enough, The meaning of his existence is to deter this kind of person, and high-end combat power is not expected anyway!

Ximen Blowing Snow: Brother Ximen, we don't need to introduce it, in addition to the combat effectiveness and good looks, the most important thing is to stay with me for the longest time, in case there is a time when there are three long and two short, he will definitely not sell me, he is my own protection, a proper person!

Now my carrying capacity has reached a new level, plus the energy of the space-time chicken, the carrying capacity has reached eight, and there are two vacant seats in addition to the four places in front of him and him - originally I was going to leave these two vacant seats to Uncle Wolf, doubling the combat power, or Xiao Drillwind, many horses on the road ran forward and backward, otherwise it was our small bones, which could summon an army of skeletons, but before I could think about it, someone had already set the policy for me:

"Okay, the remaining two are just me and Ruoxi, let's get tired and run to help you, lest you don't catch the decline by then and don't even have a person to consultβ€”β€”"

I looked, hey, Ren Xiaoyan put herself in the pile with her eyes shining on the side!

Looking at it again, Lolita looked left and right and didn't look at me at all, and all the situation instantly became clearer than ever - this must be Lolita's trick, using Ren Xiaoyan as an excuse to satisfy her own curiosity to go in and take a walk, this is too naked!

Now that they've all spoken, what do I have to say...... Uh, no, what else do I have to say, right?

We will not talk nonsense when we discuss it, and we will send Xiao Zuanfeng to Taoyuan Village to find the time and space chicken back that night, this kid was tired enough to run last time, and we just landed and went home directly into the sewer, and now we have not shown up, so we have to go and ask for it to come back - we have no legal time for specific actions, we can only take one step at a time, and let's see the situation of the time and space chicken first.

After the discussion, we dispersed, and I went back to the hotel to prepare for the left-behind children...... No, the distribution of the left-behind personnel, but at this time, the phone in my hand suddenly rang, and when I heard it, it was Sun Bolai again, and he said very formally in a hoarse voice: "Why bother, there is a situation that I think I should tell you, it is very serious, you have to be mentally prepared!" ”

I was anxious on the spot: "You also collect taxes on the two gold-plated chopsticks, do you want the people to live?!" ”

"It's not about collecting taxes, I'm a police officer, not a tax commissioner, and it's not my business!" Sun Bolai said: "Do you remember the first place in the competition with you today?" ”

"Is it the grandson who made foot shoes out of bastards?" I remembered it all of a sudden, and I was puzzled: "What's wrong with this kid, it can't be that your director has taken money from someone and who is ready to trap him and me, right?" ”

Sun Bolai was not blind and poor with me, and said very seriously and straight to the point: "He is dead, and the assistants of the dun in the same company have not escaped, all of them were killed in the hotel!" ”

I was taken aback: "No......" According to my true thoughts, I wanted to guess that it was the squid god who did it, but then I reacted, this kid was still alive and kicking when Li Jing took over the Demon Tower, unless the Demon Tower was broken, it would definitely not be able to come out, and this matter had nothing to do with them - if this is the case, it will be serious, and the pig's feet stewed with stinky tofu will not be killed by foot shoes!

Hey, why did Uncle Sun call me like that?

I was a little puzzled: "Why are you arresting people and looking for me, I'm not a fairy, do you think there will be the luck of seeing a wanted criminal when you went out to pee last time!" ”

Sun Bolai said: "I didn't call you to give me clues, but we deduced a suspect and gave you a reminder - we think the third guy who roasted the camel did it!" ”

"Hey, you guys are looking for suspects based on their looks, how honest this guy is, there is nothing wrong with him except for being ugly, you can't wronged people - you are not a judge in Nanjing, it is really not a good thing that you are so stupid that the whole country is famous for eternity!"