Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Adventure of the Latrine
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The tall man suddenly seemed to be mentally ill, and he was grinning and singing, and his mouth was still humming and singing songs, and the singing was still very ugly. Just like that, he jumped like a rabbit and slowly approached He Wei.
This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that this man's waist is very thick, to put it bluntly, it is a bucket waist, and what is even more shameless is that he is also wearing a little girl's school uniform, which gives people the feeling of a two hundred and five at a glance, how awkward it is to jump up like that.
When He Wei saw this, his heart panicked, his little heart beat faster and faster, his legs trembled more and more exaggeratedly, and he couldn't stand anymore, if the man walked forward a foot, it was estimated that He Wei's whole person would fall to the ground.
"Hey, hey, wait a minute, first I'm going to make sure of something, are you serious?" He Wei asked as he faced the man.
"Of course I'm serious, but am I not beautiful? Isn't it worthy of you? The tall man smiled again, the rouge on his cheeks bloomed with the flesh, looking like a monkey's buttocks, and his whole body was still moving closer to He Wei.
He Wei swallowed his saliva, took two steps back in panic, didn't dare to look at him directly, and suddenly felt like vomiting, and at the same time smelled a fox smell from the man's body, thinking about it, it was estimated that he hadn't taken a bath for ten or eight years.
The man in front of him was about to stick to him, and He Wei couldn't help yelling again: "Wait, what are your intentions, you can't really do that kind of thing, right?" I'm not a woman, you're not a man, it's completely impossible for the two of us, you die of this heart. ”
"Phew! Bah! Bah! He Wei suddenly felt that what he just said was a little awkward, and immediately said anxiously: "I'm not a man, and you're not a woman, you can't come nonsense." ”
"Phew! I'm a man and you're a woman, you know? ”
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At this time, He Wei was so nervous that he couldn't even speak smoothly, and his whole body immediately shrank into the corner, looking at the perverted man who was rushing towards him with a frightened face, and roared in a lost voice: "Don't!" We're both men, and you can't imagine yourself as a woman. ”
He Wei's voice was very loud, except in the toilet, He Wei's screams could be heard throughout the corridor.
But the tall man didn't pay any attention to He Wei's plea, and instead smiled even more happily, as if he was enjoying the happy and brief moment in front of him. He stretched out his thumb and dug out his nose, his middle finger was raised high, his eyebrows fluttered and the tip of his tongue crossed his lips, and he smiled: "Relax a little, people won't eat you again." ”
The man's whole person looked a little nervous, not to mention that he was pretending to be exaggerated, even his every move made people feel numb on the scalp, although He Wei was retreating, but after all, he was forced into three corners.
And at this time, He Wei's whole body shrunk into a ball, and one or two cockroaches kept coming out of his tongue in his lips, this scene just happened to let the tall man see it, his face changed suddenly, and he suddenly said to He Wei: "You...... Are you devouring Dafa? ”
He Wei slowly raised his head and squinted, "How do you know?" ”
The man immediately took a few steps back, and his expression suddenly became extremely serious, because the cockroaches that crawled out of He Weizhi were not at all the same as the ones he usually saw, not only the torso was terrifyingly black, but the whole body was stained with yellow liquid.
This liquid is an oily smell, not like ordinary household vegetable oil, nor like gasoline loaded in a tank, in short, as long as it smells good, it will immediately be soft all over the body, and it will not take a little strength at all.
The smell just wafted into the man's nose, and he saw that his whole body was immediately paralyzed, and he sat on the ground with a "rub", and said tremblingly: "Handsome...... Handsome guy, eat the cockroaches back, it's going to kill you. ”
Although He Wei didn't know why these cockroaches suddenly crawled out of their mouths, he saw that the man in front of him instantly lost his resistance, and at the same time breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately walked out of the corner, and said to the man in front of him: "I won't swallow it back, if I swallow it back, I'm afraid it will be me who will suffer for a while, you better stay on the ground honestly, and wait for your friends to come to save you." ”
He Wei looked at the man in front of him again, and found that he still had red nail polish on his nails, and he was immediately frightened again, because he couldn't understand how to think about it, a beautiful man with well-developed limbs had to pretend to be a disgusting sissy to the extreme.
But the expression on the man's face changed a lot, it seemed to be more serious than before, and he suddenly raised his head and said to He Wei: "Handsome guy, I can't hide it, in fact, I really don't have that interest in you, all this is arranged by the supervisor, if you walk out of the toilet at this time, the assessment will immediately fail, and you will never be able to enter this company." ”
"Phew! Can you stop calling me handsome? It's disgusting to hear, you're not a woman, why do you have to pinch your throat and talk, don't you think it's very embarrassing? He Wei's words almost roared out loud, and he didn't seem to have a good impression of the man in front of him.
But the man didn't think so, and continued to say to He Wei seriously: "Okay, okay, I won't call you a handsome guy, little brother, you better hurry up and come to the assessment, in fact, I am your examiner this time, whether the company will admit you or not, it is completely a thought of mine, as long as I make a sound, you will have to disappear from this place completely." ”
As soon as he mentioned the assessment, He Wei reacted immediately, and the man's nonsense before almost made him forget that this time he was specially here for the assessment, but when he thought that the pervert in front of him was his examiner, his mood fell to the bottom again.
At this time, He Wei actually regretted a little in his heart, and he kept complaining about why he came to this company to apply, maybe because the salary was very tempting and too tempting, so he was reluctant to leave.
He Wei looked at the man sitting on the ground who didn't move at all, and said in a low voice: "Then what do you tell me about the assessment content this time?" If it was for me to muster up the courage to nurse and do those dirty and nasty things with you, then you would never get up. ”
"No, no, don't get me wrong, in fact, I'm also a normal person, just like you, not as dirty as you think." The man turned around desperately and said: "The content of this assessment is actually not content at all, which means that as long as you can stay in the toilet for ten minutes, you will be considered to have passed." ”
"Passed? It's that simple? ”
"Yes, you can look at me for so long, it's actually quite remarkable, plus this smell emanating from my body, it's a person who can't resist, congratulations on passing the assessment." The man waved lightly to the door, and many people outside broke in.
At this time, He Wei didn't fully understand, he couldn't figure it out, this time the assessment was so simple, when he turned his eyes to the door, many people enthusiastically came to his side, one by one with a smile on their faces: "Welcome new colleagues to join our industry." ”
"What, have I been accepted?" He Wei suddenly showed an extremely surprised expression on his face, his eyes looked at everyone around him stupidly, and his eyes were bigger than the ball.
But at this moment, all the bodies around him instantly softened, and the expressions on everyone's faces were very uncomfortable, and they fell to the ground one after another, looking as if they hadn't eaten for three or five days, and they fell down all at once.
He Wei was also extremely shocked, and immediately turned his head to look at the side, and found that there were three or five small cockroaches crawling on the ground, constantly making a strange "squeak" sound, and the cockroaches would make a sound, which was expected by He Wei, but in the eyes of others, he couldn't believe it at all.
He Wei suddenly realized the seriousness of these cockroaches, immediately opened his lips, and sucked in violently, inhaling all the cockroaches on the ground into his mouth, and these cockroaches crawled down his esophagus into his stomach.
After the cockroaches disappeared, everyone slowly got up from the ground, and even some people were out of breath, their foreheads were blue, their lips were purple, and they were shaking when they walked.
There were about seven or eight people in front of him, each of them was wearing yellow robes, they were all employees of this company, most of them were middle-aged, only one or two were relatively young, but they looked like they were about to run for three, and their appearance was also very mature.
He Wei immediately stepped forward to help them up one by one, and kept comforting him: "I'm really embarrassed before, it's all my fault, you're all fine." ”
After everyone eased up, they all cast strange glances at He Wei, their faces added a little fear, no one dared to say anything, and even some people kept retreating.
He ...... He will devour Dafa. The tall man from before suddenly stood up from the ground and shouted loudly at the crowd.
As soon as these words came out, everyone's faces became even more frightened, and one of them wanted to sneak out of the toilet, but was stopped by He Wei: "Big brother, where are you going so sneaky?" ”
He Wei's words did not mean ridicule and malice, he just asked casually, but the person who tried to sneak out suddenly turned around and said with a smile at He Wei: "Hehe, I didn't go anywhere, I just wanted to go outside and walk around, the air here is too fresh." ”
As soon as the man finished speaking, everyone in the toilet replied in unison: "Hehe, yes, yes, we all go outside for a walk, the air here is too fresh." ”
Before He Wei could take another sentence, everyone immediately lowered their heads and quickly rushed out towards the gate, and their every move was like a sheep seeing a jackal, and many people's faces turned white, looking like they were frightened.
At the same time, He Wei turned his head to look at the tall man on the side, and found that he was also quietly slipping out of the door, and his face looked very uncomfortable.
"Hey, wait for me, I'll go out with you." He Wei immediately rushed to the man's side, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Wait for me, what's wrong with you one by one, it looks like you have a fever." ”
The tall man was suddenly startled, stopped, slowly turned his head and barely squeezed out a smile on his face, and said, "Hehe, the air here is really not very fresh, go outside to breathe." ”
"Hey, I said you guys just go out to breathe, why are you doing it mysteriously." He Wei suddenly put his hand on the man's shoulder and looked at him with a grin, which seemed to signal to go out with him.
However, the man's reaction was exaggerated, and he immediately shrank his body back, his eyes were filled with countless fears, and he replied, "No...... It's okay, I'll just go by myself. ”
The man said, "Huh! Suddenly, he flashed out of the gate in front of him with a rocket-like dash, and in less than a second, the man's figure was no longer visible.
This made He Wei feel very incredible, and at the same time he couldn't help but follow closely, when he came to the corridor, he found that there was an empty area everywhere, and there was no figure in sight at all, just when he couldn't figure out what the situation was, a figure suddenly appeared at the elevator entrance, this figure was very familiar in He Wei's eyes.
At the entrance of the elevator, this is a young man in his twenties, with no expression on his face, and he is also wearing a yellow robe, but the only difference is that he looks much younger than those before him, and his appearance is much better than them.
"Oh, Brother Chen Yu, why are you here, I haven't seen you all night, are you okay?" He Wei immediately greeted him with a smile and kept greeting Chen Yu.
But Chen Yu turned a blind eye, completely ignored He Wei's warm greetings, regarded him as a breath of air in front of him, and walked towards the door of the office step by step without saying a word.
He Wei's face turned red all of a sudden, and he suddenly felt a little embarrassed, so he immediately chased after him and asked, "Hey, Brother Yu, what's wrong with you?" Am I not alone? You're going to have to say yes. ”
When Chen Yu heard this, he immediately stopped his feet, slowly turned his head and replied ruthlessly: "That's right, you are right, you are indeed not alone. ”
When He Wei heard this sentence at that time, his nose was crooked, and the anger in his stomach rushed to the Tianling cover in an instant, and he angrily scolded Chen Yu's back: "Hey, Chen Yu! What do you mean, I greeted you with a smile with kindness, but I touched the ash of your nose, what a rude guy. ”
Chen Yu didn't reply, just smiled indifferently, so he continued to turn around and walk towards the office door, his heavy walking posture looked like an ancient knight, and every step was out of his own style.
Although He Wei was very angry on his face, he was very puzzled in his heart, because he didn't understand how the two of them were chatting happily together yesterday, and suddenly seemed to be a different person today, which made He Wei unable to figure it out, so he had to follow him angrily and walked up behind him.
Chen Yu also realized that He Wei was following him, but he just squinted his eyes and pretended that nothing had happened, and went in and walked into the office.
At this time, He Wei also followed closely, and when he came to the office, he found that it was crowded with a lot of people, more than before, there were about twenty or thirty of them, some were standing, some were sitting, they all looked like they had been specially trained, and everyone stayed in place with a serious expression.
There happened to be a podium in the center, and there was a blackboard hanging on it, and He Wei didn't notice it at all when he came before, and suddenly felt that this place was like a different room, and the decoration was completely different from the previous office.
There were many people sitting in rows under the podium, their eyes were focused on the podium, and there was a person standing on the stage, this person was the tall and thin man He Wei had met before, with a cigar in his mouth that never left his mouth, and he was lecturing on the podium seriously, and suddenly became a teacher.
As soon as He Wei walked in the door, everyone's eyes shifted to him, and many of their faces showed a little fear, but most of them did not have any expression.
"Okay, today I want to announce a very important thing, our company has successfully hired a new colleague today, which has never happened since this year, but it is also worth celebrating, please welcome him with the warmest applause."
The tall and thin man stood on the podium and suddenly said this, and here he deliberately added two more words "actually" to his words, as if hiring a new employee was an extremely rare thing.
But none of the people in the audience applauded, all of them lowered their heads and were silent, and the people standing on both sides did not mean to welcome He Wei.
But He Wei suddenly made a very unexpected move at this time, he took the initiative to walk on the podium, greeted all the people below with a smile, and said very enthusiastically: "Hello everyone, I am a new employee, and I am also your new colleague, I hope to get along with you happily in the future." ”
It was such a simple self-introduction, but not a single player in the audience welcomed it, and the expressions on everyone's faces showed a sense of rejection, which suddenly made the atmosphere in the entire office very awkward.
"What do you all mean? Have you drunk chicken blood? Don't you take me seriously? Seeing that the situation was embarrassing, the tall and thin man roared again.
At this time, the talents in the audience had no choice but to burst into scattered applause in front of them, and everyone's faces were listless, and the sound lasted for less than two seconds, then stopped, and the whole space immediately became very quiet.
Seeing that the situation had changed slightly, He Wei immediately gave himself a step down, lowered his head and kept saying thank you three times: "Thank you, thank you, thank you." ”
At this time, the tall and thin man stepped forward again and said softly to He Wei: "Young man, let's introduce yourself in detail, they will all be their own people in the future, don't be embarrassed." ”
When He Wei heard this, he immediately nodded, and then turned to look at everyone below, and found that most of them were middle-aged men, very few of the same age as him, and looked at the crowd at random, and only saw one or two young people, and a few women, but they were all old, and they looked like nuns who had just come out of the temple.
Before He Wei could speak, a person in the audience suddenly stood up and yelled fiercely at the podium, "Get down." ”
As soon as his voice fell, everyone followed suit: "Get down, get down, get down." ”
The voice was very harsh, and their voices echoed throughout the office, and the glass on the window seemed to be shattered by the loud boiling sound, and everyone roared as if they were crazy, and there was only hatred in their eyes.
He Wei was dumbfounded for such a sudden insult, because he didn't know these people in the audience at all, and it could be said that it was the first time he met them, but when they saw him, it was like meeting an enemy, and they all cast fierce and vicious eyes at him.
But the tall thin man on the side looked very calm, as if he had expected everything in front of him, he immediately took off the shabby cowhide shoes on his feet, slammed them at everyone in the audience, and roared angrily: "His grandmother, are you going to rebel?" Do you still take me as a supervisor seriously? Lao Tzu tells you that this young man is what I want to hire, and if you don't respect him, you will disrespect me. ”
This fierce sentence really had a very good effect, and I saw that everyone in the audience stopped insulting one after another, but their faces were still ugly, although no one spoke, but they could feel a strong murderous aura flowing in the entire space.
But there was only one person, who didn't say a word from beginning to end, and didn't follow the crowd to make a fool of himself, and that person was Chen Yu, who was sitting in one of the corners, his eyes looking down at the ground, and he seemed indifferent to everything that was happening around him.
Seeing that the scene was quiet, He Wei immediately said to everyone very politely: "I'm sorry, although I don't know why I offended you, I still have to say sorry." ”
He Wei breathed a sigh of relief, and continued: "Actually, it is the first time I have met all of you here, and I have no grudges with you in the future, and I don't understand what has offended you, which can make so many people hate me to the core, and I hope you will tell me the truth, so that I can understand what unforgivable mistakes I have committed." ”
"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! At this time, the tall and thin man on the side suddenly applauded, and immediately said: "Well said, you see, a young man in his twenties, can be so polite and humble to apologize, don't you feel ashamed?" If you are allowed to stand on the table, your face may immediately turn red and you will not be able to say a word. ”
At this time, I don't know what the reason is, the audience once again caused a lot of commotion, everyone stood up from their seats, and the people standing on both sides also flocked to the center, their eyes locked on He Wei's body, pointing at him and scolding: "No! He's not human, he's not human! He can't be hired. ”
The voices started from everyone's mouths, and the mouth shape was almost the same, and they spoke very tacitly, and at the same time they kept pouring towards the stage.
(To be continued)