Chapter Twenty-Six: A Serious Assessment
As soon as the man in the suit spoke, the crowd in the corridor caused a lot of commotion, and one by one they approached He Wei with angry eyes, and some of them took out their peachwood swords from their waists and dangled them in their hands. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Wait...... Wait a minute, you won't come to the real thing, I can warn you, this is a society governed by the rule of law, not ancient times, gentlemen don't do anything, are you gentlemen? He Wei kept retreating, and he couldn't stand on his feet.
The man in the suit didn't speak, and at the same time pulled out the peachwood sword at his waist and pointed at He Wei's nose, the ostentatious movement seemed to deliberately show his chivalrous momentum.
The people behind him were also slowly approaching He Wei, and even some of them were extremely exaggerated, holding a peachwood sword in their left hand, and an orchid finger in their right hand, muttering some unintelligible language in their mouths.
He Wei saw that everyone was full of malice towards him, if his attitude was still the same as before, then in the next second, he would be beaten to the head and look for teeth all over the ground.
"Hey, hey, wait, wait, don't do it yet, are you serious?" He Wei saw that everyone was silent, and hurriedly said: "If I apologize to you now, is there any room for redemption?" ”
"Then it depends on how sincere you are." In the crowd, a man from Zhongnan suddenly spoke solemnly.
"Okay, okay, you put away the sword in your hand first, let's talk about it if you have something, impulse is the devil, I see that you are all graceful, and you are a decent man and gentleman at first glance, right? So ......"
"Smack"! Before He Wei could finish speaking, the man in the suit next to him raised his leg and kicked He Wei's stomach with the old-fashioned cowhide shoes, and roared: "Kneel." ”
He Wei's abdomen instantly felt a sharp pain, and he covered his stomach with both hands and screamed, and his waist couldn't be straightened.
At this time, everyone in the corridor threw away the peachwood sword in their hands and rushed towards He Wei, as if rushing to He Wei's side like a tide, punching and kicking him.
In just a dozen seconds, He Wei's face was beaten blue and purple, and the whole person was lying on the ground struggling on his side in pain, and his voice kept screaming.
"Stop!"
A stern voice suddenly came from the elevator entrance, and everyone stopped one after another when they heard a series of sounds coming from behind them, and looked behind them in panic.
At the same time, the man in the suit also swept his gaze to the elevator entrance, immediately restrained his breathing, and didn't dare to take a breath, hurriedly walked out of the crowd, greeted him, and said with a smile: "Oh, Lord Supervisor, which gust of wind blew you here, and I didn't notify you in advance, I will send a few minions to pick you up." ”
Standing at the entrance of the elevator was a tall and thin man, wearing an expensive suit on his upper body, a pair of cheap shorts on his lower body, a rusty pig-killing knife inserted in his waist, a precious cigar in his mouth and a deep inhalation, completely ignoring the greeting of the man in the suit, just glanced at him, and swaggered sideways into the crowd.
Everyone present saw the tall and thin man take a figure-eight step, step by step, and everyone fell to the ground one after another, shouting in unison: "Meet the supervisor, long live, long live, long live!! ”
But the tall and thin man completely ignored everyone's greetings to him, immediately took the cigar in his mouth, smashed it on the head of one of them, and crooked his nose and said very politely: "This cigar is really delicious, I have eaten all over the country, and I have never eaten such a fragrant meal." ”
When the man who was hit by the cigarette butt heard it, he immediately got up in a panic, picked up the cigarette butt on the ground, stuffed it into his mouth vigorously, and whispered while eating: "It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious." ”
Then, the tall and thin man spat on the head of one of them, squinted his eyes and said, "Hey, the air in front of me is so unfresh, what kind of smell is this, who hasn't taken a bath?" ”
When they heard it, they immediately crawled from the ground to the side, and a conspicuous gap was squeezed out of the dense crowd.
The man in the suit on the side immediately greeted him, and said with a smile: "Hehe, Lord Director, do you want to eat something today?" ”
"Eat, eat today and hug the pipa and half cover your face." The tall and thin man took out a cigar from the pocket of his underwear, put it in his mouth, and was about to walk forward when he suddenly saw a young man lying on the ground, covered with bruises and scars. Immediately, his face changed, and he exclaimed, "Emma, whose baby is lying here?" ”
In fact, the tall and thin man had already paid attention to it before, but he knowingly lowered his head and said again.
"Hehe, Mr. Supervisor, this is a new employee, and he doesn't know how to be polite, so we gave him a very profound education lesson." The man in the suit replied with a smile.
"Did I ask you? Who told you to learn how to bark? ”
When the man in the suit heard this, he was immediately frightened and his legs became weak, and he knelt on the ground with a trembling "plop", and replied nervously: "Yes, yes, you are right, I shouldn't learn to bark a dog, I'll give myself a palm." ”
After the man in the suit finished speaking, he really opened his mouth, stretched out his hands, opened his five fingers, and slapped his face on the left and right, so that his face was full of red palm prints, and everyone next to him didn't dare to say anything when he saw it, and they all lowered their heads and were silent.
At this time, the tall and thin man carefully looked at the young man lying on the ground, and suddenly showed a mocking smile on his face, and said, "Get up, don't pretend, the sun is going to burn your butt." ”
He Wei was lying on the ground, suddenly heard a voice in his ears, opened his eyes, suddenly jumped up from the ground, looked at the tall thin man in front of him, and immediately said in surprise: "Ah, why are you?" Have we seen it somewhere? ”
"Haha, why haven't we met, but we are still very familiar with each other, and I haven't looked for you to settle the hatred of the arrow last time? You've scared my horse away, so let's see how this account should be calculated. ”
"I also want to ask you, how can she be your horse? How could she be with you? He Wei's face suddenly looked a little angry.
"What's wrong? Do you have an opinion? Although I'm a little less popular, and I'm about to go through menopause, pickling girls is my specialty, and I don't get fascinated by the beauty that I meet. ”
The tall and thin man took off his coat and shouted at the man in the suit behind him: "He is new, have you assessed him?" ”
The man in the suit finally stopped opening his mouth at this time, his face was flushed, and he immediately got up from the ground and replied embarrassedly: "It's still ...... I haven't been assessed yet, and he fired me because he didn't kneel down for us. ”
"Oh, that's it, let's take the test first, if you can't pass it, it's just one more corpse." With that, the tall and thin man turned and walked into the office.
At the same time, the man in the suit immediately followed, turned his head to He Wei on the side and said, "Boy, you are lucky today, come with me for the assessment." ”
After He Wei listened, he also nodded, and then everyone walked into the office together.
After coming to the office, everyone stood aside, only to see the man in the suit open the window in the office, turn back to He Wei and say, "Boy, come here, jump from here, if you don't die, you will pass the assessment." ”
"Huh? What, jump down? He Wei's face suddenly turned pale, and his heartbeat accelerated unconsciously.
At this time, the tall and thin man sat in an office chair, sipping a cigar in his mouth, completely oblivious to their conversation.
"yes, what are you doing in a daze, hurry up, why do you admit it?"
He Wei swallowed a breath and walked towards the window step by step, and after arriving, he subconsciously stretched out his neck to look down, and found that this floor was more than ten meters high. ”
"Do you dare to jump? What are you doing with so much nonsense, I'm asking you to jump now, if you don't dare, hurry up and walk out of the gate, don't come back in the future. ”
At this time, He Wei turned his head to look at the tall thin man sitting next to him, and without saying a word, he lay on the chair with his eyes closed, smoking the half of the cigar in his mouth.
"Oh, my God, you can't jump or not, if you don't jump, just say it, there are other people waiting to jump." The man in the suit looked a little impatient, and finished the sentence with a quick pace.
"What? Anyone else waiting to jump? Who? He Wei asked in surprise.
"Boy, do you think this company won't turn around without you, the people who came here today are lined up, and you look down at how many corpses are lying under the window."
After He Wei heard it, he quickly stretched out his neck and glanced downstairs, and found that there were more than ten corpses lying densely on the ground.
Immediately turned around and asked again: "No, they even know that if they jump, they will die, why do they have to jump down?" ”
"It's very simple, they all thought they were Saiyan possessed, so they mustered up the courage to jump down very decisively, and before jumping down, you can also imagine yourself as a giant of light." The man in the suit took out a red rope from his pocket and stuffed it to He Wei.
"What is this?"
"Well, if you're really scared, tie this rope around your neck, and then you won't hear your own screams."
He Wei took the rope, took a closer look, and then stuffed the rope to the man, and said, "Forget it, death is death, why are you making so much trouble, but can I write a will first?" ”
"No need, I have already written the will for you, and if you die, I will send someone to your home."
"Then do you count that as intentional homicide?"
"No, you jumped by yourself, and no one forced you, no one pushed you, and no one persuaded you, the door is open, you can leave at any time if you don't want to jump." After the man in the suit finished speaking, he deliberately walked to a corner and kept a certain distance from He Wei.
At this time, He Wei stretched his neck out of the window again, looked carefully at the bottom of the building, and found that the corpse below was not a can, but a pile of corpses with broken heads and bleeding, most of them were young people, less than thirty years old, and there was a woman among them, who was only about seventeen or eighteen years old.
Seeing this, He Wei swallowed again, retracted his neck, and said to the man in the suit in the corner: "Big brother, what kind of assessment are you, you are clearly asking for human life." ”
"That's not true." The tall and thin man sitting in the chair suddenly stood up, walked up to He Wei and said, "Young man, first of all, if you want to become an employee of our company, you must have enough courage and courage, if you can't even do this, we will definitely not hire you." ”
"Do you dare to jump down? Can you demonstrate it once and let me see it? He Wei suddenly walked down from the window, looked at him and asked suspiciously.
The tall and thin man's face changed suddenly, and he turned back to the chair and replied in a low voice: "It's really unfortunate, my legs are a little uncomfortable today, and I can't jump." After saying that, he turned back to the man in the suit in the corner and said, "Hey, you go and dance once to demonstrate to that young man." ”
When the man in the suit heard this, his face turned blue, and he replied hesitantly: "Hehe, that's really not a coincidence, my legs are a little uncomfortable today, and I really can't jump." After saying that, he looked back at the crowd and said to them, "Hey, you guys, who is going to show that young man a demonstration." ”
At this time, everyone present lowered their heads, no one dared to stand up, let alone speak up, everyone stood stiffly in place, like a piece of wood.
As soon as He Wei saw such an embarrassing situation, he immediately had something to say, and stepped forward and said: "Look, look, look, you all dare not jump under the pretext of excuses, why do you have to let me jump in the assessment?" That's a bit counterintuitive, right? ”
The man in the suit suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and immediately turned his head and yelled at everyone: "Don't pretend to be dead to Lao Tzu, quickly stand up and come out alone, jump down and demonstrate." The man breathed a sigh of relief, then stretched out his hand to one of them and said, "You, come out, jump down and show him." ”
The paralyzed face that was pointed at suddenly raised his head, and said with a painful expression: "No, it's really a coincidence today......
"What, do you have leg pain too? Or do you have a stomachache? The man in the suit interrupted his paralyzed face and reprimanded him angrily.
The face was paralyzed and frowned, and in a southern accent, he slowly spoke: "Little comrade, it's not like this, when I got up this morning, I suddenly felt nauseous and nauseated, vomiting and diarrhea, and if I was jumping, I was afraid that I would even vomit out my intestines." ”
"What? Are you pregnant? ”
The man in the suit said that everyone present burst into laughter, and there was a burst of laughter in the entire office, and even the supervisor sitting in the chair couldn't help laughing.
At this time, the man in the suit happened to pick one of the most smug smiles, stretched out his hand and pointed at his nose, and said angrily: "You, it's you, laugh so happily, jump down and demonstrate to that young man." ”
The person who was pointed out had a melon seed face, his face was full of beans, and one of his front teeth was missing, he stood up tremblingly, and stammered back: "Ouch...... True...... True...... It's really bad...... I'm afraid I'm really pregnant. ”
This sentence provoked laughter from everyone again, and the whole office was once again filled with giggling laughter.
After that, many people pushed around, you pushed me, I pushed you, and no one dared to really stand up and jump from the window, which also made the man in the suit speechless.
After He Wei saw the situation, he immediately persuaded on the side: "I said, big brother, let's change the way of assessment, why do you have to jump from the window, there is no other way to test your courage?" It's not easy for us to come out to work, if you can't do it, you just let me through, I will definitely work hard in the future, and I won't let you down. ”
"It's not going to work, you can't break the rules." The tall and thin man stood up and said, "No one dares to demonstrate, and you can't convince the public, so let's change the assessment method, Xiaobai, you can pay attention to yourself." ”
The tall and thin man called the man in the suit Xiaobai, and his name was Fei Changbai, because his skin looked very white, and his thin skin and tender flesh looked like he had been regularly maintained, and even his buttocks were twisted when he walked.
Fei Changbai walked out with a grin, and replied with a smile: "Yes, yes, Lord Director, then let's change the assessment method." ”
After a smile on Fei Changbai's face, he looked back at He Wei, his expression had changed one hundred and eighty degrees at this time, and he said angrily: "Young man, come with me, I will take you to another place for assessment." ”
He Wei nodded immediately, followed him out of the office, and the rest of the people followed, except for the tall and thin man who sat motionless in his chair, picked up the half of the cigar and put it in his mouth, inhaled the smoke into his mouth, and spit out strings of white smoke rings.
Fei Changbai led He Wei all the way to the toilet, and the people behind him also rushed up, all wanting to see the excitement.
He Wei saw the toilet in front of him, and seemed to understand something in his heart, turned his head to look at Fei Changbai on the side, and asked, "Big brother, I really can't eat it, why don't we change the assessment method." ”
"Hey! Who said you were allowed to eat it? Let's go inside. ”
"What's that for?"
Very white shook his short black hair, carried himself into the toilet, and then beckoned everyone outside to come in.
He Wei also followed in, after entering, only to find that the toilet in front of him is very large, not like an ordinary toilet at all, it also exudes a charming smell of perfume, the surroundings are very open, about dozens of square widths, there is no urinal at all, if there are no public toilets on the door frame, you really can't see this toilet if you don't look carefully.
This made He Wei very curious, and immediately looked back at Fei Changbai, and asked curiously: "Big brother, is this a toilet, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a gorgeous restaurant." ”
Fei Changbai smiled, squinted at He Wei beside him, a "light" of contempt shot out of his eyes, and said with a sneer: "Boy, from the countryside, I've never seen such a big toilet, right?" I'll tell you the truth, you'll be shocked when you see the toilet. ”
At this time, He Wei suddenly stopped speaking, and the crowd behind him also poured in, and after a while, He Wei asked: "Big brother, what is the content of this assessment, can you tell me now." ”
"It's very simple, and you'll be honest in the toilet for a while." As soon as Fei Changbai finished speaking, he immediately turned around and walked out of the door.
At this time, there was a hint of mockery on everyone's faces, and they all evacuated to the door of the toilet one by one.
Before He Wei could react, the door was closed with a "bang", and at this time everyone had already left the toilet, leaving only He Wei inside.
He Wei also knew in his heart that he would definitely not be able to go out, because he knew that this time he was here for the assessment, and he couldn't run around no matter what, but the toilet was full of white tiles, and there was a very large mirror in the center, which might be found in a hotel room, but there was no such thing at home.
Next to the mirror are doors, each with a number hanging on it, but strangely, you can't see the urinals when you look around, and the floor is so clean that you can't tell it's a toilet from beginning to end.
At this moment, one of the gates suddenly opened, and out came a tall adult man, with a whip on his head, lipstick on his lips, and rouge on his face, and walked out in a girls' uniform.
He Wei just turned his head and saw him, and was immediately so frightened that his soul was almost gone, and he hurriedly retreated a few steps back, and exclaimed, "You...... You are? ”
"Hahaha, handsome guy, do you see me beautiful? Is it pretty, is it charming. The tall man jumped up and down, as if to show his girlishness, and there was a trace of disgusting saliva on his long stubble.
He Wei almost vomited out all his internal organs, the back of his head was numb, his whole body was so soft that he couldn't stand up straight, the sweat on his neck kept flowing, and he suddenly shouted: "Wait, what are you here for?" I'm not a Brokeback Mountain, you better be honest, or I'll start a fire and even fear myself. ”
After the tall man walked over, he suddenly changed his expression and shouted: "You want to be beautiful, do you want to be beautiful, do you want to be a lady yet, are you ready for this assessment?" ”
"Prepare what? It won't give me the courage to share a bed with you under the light, will it? He Wei asked unconsciously.
The tall man suddenly suppressed his voice, let out a hint of sissy tone, and squinted his eyes: "Cut, you want to be beautiful, how can there be such a good thing in the world, is the old lady the kind of casual person?" You don't think I'm happy yet, hehehehe......"
"Wait, what do you want? Don't go forward first, stop first, and tell me the content of this assessment first, so that I can have some bottom in my heart. When He Wei said this, he swallowed saliva several times, and his heart was about to slip out of his tongue.
(To be continued)