Chapter 0869 Full of Malice
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Looking at Wang Dong, who was deep in thought, Errico stood up and said, "Think about it yourself, I don't want to see a planet that can evolve to four stars destroyed like this." ”
With that, Erico left the room with a few people from the Red Devil Pavilion, and Remilia and Flandrew gave Elsie Belle a junior salute as a sign of respect before leaving the house.
"Xiao Ai, what do you think of what he said?" Wang Dong lowered his head and said with a stern expression.
"This guy must have some kind of premeditation, the reason why he specially transformed into a woman to meet you is to make you lower your guard - after all, compared to a man, women can make people less vigilant." Elsie Belle propped up her chin and analyzed it seriously, "But...... To be honest, I can't really figure out what he has to do with Earth...... Attempt? ”
This is completely unreasonable, as if the world's richest man has an intention against a company boss who is only worth one million, and they are all agent products, and have no technical content of his own...... It doesn't make sense at all.
"Attempt...... I can't imagine what a demon hunter with a five-star planet would think of a three-star, even if it would grow into a four-star Earth. Wang Dongdan covered his head in pain and muttered, "It can't be the problem with the five-star planet, right?" ”
"Just kidding, the five-star planets have all been promoted to the level of the origin of the star field. If something goes wrong with the five-star planet. Then it means that there is something wrong with the star field itself. Elsie Belle leaned back in her chair and waved her hands. Denied: "Impossible, impossible, he must have some ulterior conspiracy!" ”
"Hmmm! Let's break it down! Wang Dongyan nodded, and then carefully analyzed what conspiracy Elrico had with Elsie Belle.
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At this point, another room.
"Wowhahaha, a serious start to analyze hahahaha!!" Elric, who had turned back into a male body, sat on the ground, leaned on the edge of the bed behind him, patted his thighs insolently, and let out a heartbroken laugh: "So my movements still have so many characteristics hahaha!! ”
"Really. I'm afraid you're the only one who can come up with such a boring behavior. The blonde woman wrapped in a white bath towel lay on the bed helplessly, muttering: "It's also a very bad behavior to tease your father-in-law and mother-in-law~Lick-chan~"
"Oh, it's really dishonest to say such things like this, Zi." Ellick took out a packet of potato chips from the box next to him and ate it, and then said with a smile: "Oh, my mother-in-law's suspicious personality hasn't changed, poof~"
"Full of malice...... You're just trying to tease these two guys. The blonde woman who was turned purple moved helplessly. Then he hugged Wang Dong's neck from behind and said, "It's really bad~"
"Ahem. Don't talk so ambiguously! Elric blushed a little and removed his head, then stammered, "You didn't infect me!" You old woman who is always peeping at other people! ”
"Oh...... The old woman ...... "The face of the blonde woman, who had been amorous and amorous, suddenly turned cold, and she dragged Elrico onto the bed with a dark face, and then swiped her right hand on the other person's body—well, the ordinary dress was gone.
"Wait...... Wait a minute...... Purple, what are you doing......" Elric swallowed and looked at the stunning beauty wrapped in a bath towel - oh, the point is, that bath towel slid down! Because the purple skin is so smooth and tender, the bath towel also slides down!
Losing the only bit of restraint of the bath towel, a pair of plump white tender objects "snapped" on Elric's face, and Elric, who immediately reacted to what it was, reacted instantly.
"Oh, who's having reacted to my old woman's body?" Purple put her hands on either side of Elric's head, then raised her left hand with a smile on her face, touched it under Elric's body, and then held a human lever in her hand.
"Wait......" Elric gasped, and then hurriedly said, "Purple, I was wrong!" I shouldn't have called you an old woman! You will always be a young and beautiful seventeen-year-old! ”
"It's getting late!" With a purple face, he looked at Elric with a smile, and said gloomily, "So...... Yikes...... What are you doing! ”
"The Curse—" Elric said indistinctly—he was of course vague, for his mouth was shouting at the top of the two objects that had just slapped him in the face.
"You guy......" Zi's face also used a touch of red tide, she buried her head and whispered, "It's too late......"
And then it was a good job.
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Hall, hours later.
"I can't think of it...... Wang moved to sit on the chair with his hands on his chest, and said with a painful face: "Why do you think her actions look suspicious, but I don't know what it is for!?" ”
"I don't want to, I don't want to!" Elsiebell, who had spent hours thinking about what Elric's plot was, kicked her calf in frustration and jumped out of Wang Dong's arms.
Little Lori patted her face, then took a long breath, and then said to Wang Dong: "Wang Dong, let's go on a date!" ”
"Huh?" Wang Dong was stunned for a moment, then pointed to his face with a puzzled face, and said, "You say...... What the? ”
"I said, let's go on a date!" Elsie Belle opened her hands with a smile on her face and said, "It's in this world, don't you want to go shopping?" ”
"Well, it's good, but ...... Where to? We're both in the dark here. Wang Dong spread his hands and said with an innocent face: "Could it be that you go to find any fun place by yourself?" ”
This is not to find a fun place in a city, but to find a suitable and interesting place to date on a super-large planet that is many times larger than the Earth......
Is this a pit father, or is it a pit for your grandfather's son?
Just as the two of them were struggling, a crack with a large number of eyeballs suddenly opened not far behind Wang Dong, and then Elric Wolf, who was wearing a pair of beach pants, fell out of it.
"Bah, ......" Elric, who quickly stood up, spit out the sand in his mouth, and then said to Wang Dong and Acebell, who were looking at him dumbfounded: "If you want to know which city is more fun, you can ask me!" I know this kind of thing, come on, I'll introduce it to you! ”
“…… I want to divert the topic. Wang Dong clasped his hands on his chest and nodded seriously, and said, "Do you want to cover up the truth that you were kicked out of bed by a woman?" ”
"Kirisao, how did you tell I was kicked out of bed by a woman!?" Elric couldn't help but ask—of course, he himself understood after a few seconds why.
Grandma's, these two people in front of me are vampires, how can this kind of taste of men and women be able to hide from these two people after they are emotional!?
"Got it?" Wang Dong, who had an epic binding equipment on his shoulders [Meng Lori Acebelle Helmet], squeezed his eyes proudly, and then said, "Tsk, what a poor person, I kicked out of bed after being cooled by a woman." ”
"Poof-" Elric spurted out a mouthful of old blood - this thing is so hurtful to talk about the fog grass, what do you mean to be kicked out of bed after being cooled by a woman!? It's cool, it's obviously uncle!
"I guess he [beeped] at least four times." Wang Dong whispered to Elsiebell.
"No, no, the taste is a little bit, it should be six or seven times, right?" Elsie Belle frowned, then whispered.
"The flavor is strong because it is fermented after emotion, but in fact there are only four times...... Maybe five times! Wang Dong clasped his hands and said seriously.
"Can you two please refrain from discussing this kind of issue in front of the parties involved!?" Elrick suddenly says that he doesn't welcome vampires at all, okay? What the hell are your noses for! Why sniff out how many times this happens!
"Oh, because ......," Wang said, pointing to the words on Elric's beach pants with an expressionless face, "This kind of provocation is really too bad." ”
"Huh?" Elric subconsciously looked down - only to see a line written on the left trouser leg of the beach pants: Uncle Ben's actions just now are deliberately to make you suspicious and then see the joke!
"Poof!!" Elric spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and he finally understood why Purple had to go into the gap to make him a pair of pants after the crackling, and "abnormally" served him to change into these beach pants......
It turns out that a qiē is all for the purpose of pit him!!
"Huh...... This ......" Elric laughed dryly, then raised his hands and said weakly: "Or, I will turn into a female body to cool you off, and you will let me go?" ”
"......" Hearing Elric's words, Wang Dong was silent for a moment, then looked at Elric with a twitch on his face, and said, "Do you know why the universe expands? ”
"Huh? This ......" Elric opened his mouth, then his face changed, and he coughed twice with a stern face, and said, "Okay, I'll explain this problem to you well......"
"It's because you've lost too much of your discipline and expanded the universe." Wang Dong interrupted Elric's words expressionlessly and said calmly.
(To be continued......)