0870 It's You who Pits
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"It's because you've lost too much of your discipline and expanded the universe." Wang Dong interrupted Elric's words expressionlessly and said calmly.
"Poof-" Elric, who was about to conduct a serious scientific education on Wang Dong, suddenly felt a sharp arrow shoot straight through his heart.
Oh, and don't get me wrong, this is not the arrow of Cupid, but the arrow of the New Eight Chickens.
"The kid is really good...... Elric wiped the blood stains from the corner of his mouth, then looked at Wang Dong with a relieved face, raised his right hand with difficulty, and weakly gave Wang Dong a thumbs up, and said, "In the future...... The peace of the universe is in your hands......"
After saying this, Elric had a face of "my career, no regrets".
"Why does a person start staging a tragic drama when he talks to himself!? Is this a hot-blooded movie from the last world!? What is the peace of the universe! Isn't my setting still your junior at work? Wang Dong waved his right hand in front of him with an angry face, and said with disgust.
"No, no, no, why dislike it!? It's a fun setting! Elric, who had already choked his breath, sat up from the ground with a brush, and then said seriously: "The setting is like this, I was originally from the villain's side." But to be undercover is to get on the side of the decent - that is, the cosmic cops. The act of upholding justice all the time made me fall in love with this kind of work. And you are a newly graduated cosmic detective to serve as my junior. Suddenly one day. The Order has given me an order to destroy a very important facility on the side of the Cosmic Detective, and you overhear my conversation with the Order, so you are determined to stop me! So in the facility, we fought for 300 rounds, and in the end, I deliberately let the water go and died in your hands, handing over the future of the universe to you - don't you think that is amazing!? β
"No, no, no, what a praise! This is a completely third-rate Hong Kong movie! Wang Dong waved his hands expressionlessly. Said angrily: "Actually, my true identity is the big leader of the villain organization, after defeating you, I gained the trust of everyone, and then lurked in the cosmic police, in a huge incident, all the cosmic police were dispatched, and I also took this opportunity to let the people of the organization carry out a sneak attack, and when the two sides confronted each other, the big B.O.S.S of the cosmic police appeared!" He looked at me with a sad look on his face and said, 'Actually, I'm your dad!' β
"Oooh! God's work! God's work! Ellick held Wang Dong's hand with both hands, and said with tears in his eyes: "In this era, you can still see such a bad work!" It's so rotten that it can be called a god!! β
"No, no, no. How can you have a plot bar! Wang Dong broke free of Elric's hand with an expressionless face, and then silently took two steps back and said, "I heard that when a person survives with a woman's body for a long time. Psychologically it will also become a woman unconsciously, so please don't come near me. β
"What a wipe? What are you trying to express!? Elric looked at Wang Dong's guarded eyes, and suddenly became uncalm.
"In the process of constantly changing female bodies, your psychology has unconsciously become a bisexual, but you don't realize it, so you keep saying lines like 'Do teenagers want to have a hair'!" Wang Dong pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose that he didn't actually wear at all, and said in a condensed voice: "That's right, you have been crooked unconsciously!" β
"Hoho...... Boy, it looks like you want to die......" Elric twitched the corners of his mouth, then clenched his fists with a grim face, and said murderously, "Oh, it's a terrible thing to say that I bent......"
As he spoke, Elric took out a test tube-like thing from his pocket with a sinister smile, which contained water that took up about two-thirds of the test tube's volume.
"What is this?" Wang Dong asked with a different face.
"Huo Huo, Niang Drowning Spring (Experience Version)." Elric looked at Wang Dong with a smile and said, "The specialty of this planet - because this planet has reached the fifth star, so now this thing can work against the four-star demon hunter, and if it reaches the fifth star, it will be useful if you don't resist~"
"What the hell is this thing that doesn't sound like a good thing!?" Wang Dong swallowed a mouthful of saliva, then took a few steps back and said, "Calm down!" β
"Oh, I was drenched in this thing to become a woman in the first place - but don't worry, this is a trial version, it lasts only one day, and you can honestly ......" Before Elric's words were finished, he saw Wang Dong suddenly yell: "Help, Erric is going to force me when he becomes a woman!" β
"you......" Elric was shocked, and then, Elsie Belle grabbed the teapot on the table and threw it at Elric.
"Hahaha, it's so naΓ―ve, I'm a five-star, you still want to yin me?" Elric let out a loud and loud loud roar with his hands on his hips, and the laugh lasted for a second before being dissipated by the gap that opened above his head and the water that fell from the gap.
"Purple!!" Errico raised her head in annoyance, looked at the gap that was gradually closing rapidly, and yelled, "I still want to run when it's cloudy!" β
As she spoke, she raised her hands and plunged into the gap, as if some elevator rider had reached into the crack of the elevator - a dangerous action, please don't try it.
"It's a tease, but it's in good shape." Wang Dong looked at the two white and soft balls on Erico's chest, nodded seriously, and said, "The shape of the chest is also good, and the color in front is also good, so it shouldn't be played with often." β
"Don't stare at my Oupai's serious comments, you bastard!" Erico roared with tears streaming down her face, "And Purple! If you don't let go, I'll shatter you! When the time comes, don't blame me if the origin is injured and needs to take medicine! β
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"Tsk." With a dead face, Erico looked at the girls who rushed in through the doorβ
Elusa, Remilia, and Ekreel.
"Erric Ke Ke ......" The first to rush in was a green-haired Lori, she rushed to the front of Errico with a broken face, grabbed the other party's collar with her hand and shouted: "You finally can't stand the ** in your heart in the state of a woman's body, to attack a man!" β
"I didn't ...... I didn't expect ......" Elusa took a half step back with a shaken face, and said with a panicked face: "Lick and ...... Man ......"
"Oh, that's a ...... to dress up," Remilia looked at Erric, who was wearing only a pair of beach pants, and smacked her tongue, "It's all naked......"
"You have to trust me!!" Errico looked at the three girls in front of him without tears - what was even more painful, he didn't know how many girls this message would reach their ears, in other words......
The Great Crisis of the Queen/Palace!?
"It's okay, listen to Reimu, there's something called 'Two-Headed Dragon' right now!" Suddenly, Remilia clasped her hands on her chest and said with a serious face, "Although I don't know the entity, it is said that it is something that can be done between women and women!" So Lick, if you really want to be snapped, I'll go find the legendary two-headed dragon! β
"Poof--" Wang Dong and Ace Belle, who had been poisoned by the rotten double cultivation of the house, spewed out in unison, but they knew what this two-headed dragon was!! γ
The next moment, Erico, who heard Remilia's words and took a second to decipher every word, let out a miserable cry: "Oh oh oh-"
"Looks like he knows what it is." Wang Dong nodded seriously.
"It's a man, after all." Elsie Belle nodded silently.
"Don't say cool things to me!" Under the pressure of several sisters, Erico yelled hysterically at Wang Dong, "Bastard to relieve me!" Don't want me to help you! β
"You just threatened me with this reason, asking me to have a bang with you and not allow me to sue others! I didn't give in then, and I won't give in now! Wang Dong said with a serious face, righteous words, and a loud voice.
"You're still threatening people! How a** are you! β
"It's been covering up all along! I'm still wondering why you want us to avoid it today and meet him alone! β
"I'm going to find Reimu!"
"Oh oh oh you guys don't play anymore!" Erico clutched her chest, she felt like she was going to vomit bloodβDamn, what a stone you have fallen!
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"Hahaha, it's so interesting hahahaha......" Yakumo Zi lay on the bed, hammered the bed under him in frenzy, and let out a terrible laugh: "Sure enough, this kind of thing is the most interesting~~ The lunch stall is the best!" β
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Actually, I'm thinking about a stern question.
If I transform, will I let my brother cool or will I sneak into the women's bathhouse...... (To be continued......)