Chapter Twenty-Nine: Zhuzhishan

Tang Bohu was willing to correct Lin Yang's name, and Lin Yang naturally would not refuse. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoYou must know that the four great talents in Jiangnan have been famous for a long time, although Lin Yang has recently become famous and is known as the fifth great talent by the people of Suzhou, but if the four talents do not admit it, they will not be able to integrate into their circle.

After Lin Yang got acquainted with Tang Bohu, he went to the Tang Mansion to talk to Tang Bohu every day, and studied food and music from time to time. Lin Yang is worthy of the name of a loose person, extremely lazy, Lin Yang came up with the idea, Tang Bohu experimented, and Tang Bohu ate a lot of new things.

On this day, Lin Yang was taking Tang Bohu to eat hot pot in the yard.

Tang Bohu praised while feasting: "Brother Lin's understanding of food is really beyond my reach, cut the greens and meat into thin slices, soak them up and dip them in soy sauce to eat, it is really delicious!" ”

Lin Yang said with a smile: "It's a little meaning, I'll take Brother Tang to eat fried centipedes another day, and the delicacy is still on top of this hot pot." ”

Tang Bohu said with a smile: "Then I have to wait and see, the world knows that centipedes are highly poisonous, and Brother Lin actually has a way to eat centipedes, it's really incredible." ”

When Lin Yang and Tang Bohu were eating, Ah Shui, a subordinate of the Tang Mansion, walked in with Zhu Zhishan.

Zhu Zhishan saw Lin Yang and Tang Bohu, and hurriedly greeted: "Brother Tang, Brother Lin!" ”

"Brother Zhu!" Tang Bohu and Lin Yang returned the courtesy.

After Zhu Zhishan finished greeting, he walked up to Tang Bohu, bowed and said, "Brother Tang, help!" ”

"It seems that Brother Zhu has lost clean in the casino again!" Tang Bohu didn't know Zhu Zhishan's temperament, and every time he called for help, he came to borrow money.

"The parents of the one who gave birth to me, Brother Tang who knows me!"

Lin Yang smiled: "Brother Zhu, didn't you say that the one who knows you is me a few days ago?" ”

Zhu Zhishan sneered: "Of course, there is also Brother Lin!" ”

Tang Bohu pointed his finger at Zhu Zhishan, and said with a smile: "Among the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, Brother Zhu is the most free and easy, everyone knows, the so-called wind blows eggshells, and wealth goes to people's happiness!" This is your motto! ”

"Awards, awards, but compared to Brother Tang's unruliness, the younger brother is only beyond his reach!"

"Hahahaha..."

"Hey, hey..."

"It's just that Brother Zhu, you lose it every few days, and when you lose it, you come to call for help, it's not a way to do it all the time?"

"Insightful! The younger brother is in view of this, so this time he broke the kettle and lost everything he could lose in this life at once, a full 300,000 taels, I hope that Brother Tang will draw 30 pictures for me, so that I can pay off my debts and save my life! ”

"Understood! Got it! Ah Shui, you go out first. Tang Bohu commanded.

After the subordinates left, Tang Bohu turned his face and said, "Bastard, do you treat this as a good hall?" Want thirty paintings, don't talk about it! ”

Tang Bohu turned around and said, "Brother Lin, looking at the way you greeted Brother Zhu just now, he must have asked you to borrow money." This bastard is too much this time, let's eat hot pot and let him fend for himself! ”

Zhu Zhishan saw that Tang Bohu didn't want to care about him, so he hurriedly knelt down, grabbed Tang Bohu's trouser legs, and begged: "Don't do this?" It's all my fault, and I'm kowtowing now to admit my mistakes. You don't read in me to borrow jade. Cattail. For the sake of the group's enjoyment, you also think about it, I have helped you sell paintings and made a lot of money in the past few years! Now people outside say that if you can't get the painting, you will have to dismantle me in eight pieces, you can help me! ”

Tang Bohu said angrily: "Three pillars of incense? Don't say that being a brother doesn't take care of you, I will definitely write a couplet for you in your mourning hall, one writes that death is not a pity, and one writes that death is innocent, you have chosen it yourself! ”

Zhu Zhishan begged: "Bohu, don't you be so good, okay?" It's a big deal that I will swear a poisonous oath in the future, if I gamble again, I will make the ugliest woman in the world strong night after night. adulteres, until the body is incomplete and crumbling. That's always the way to go! ”

Lin Yang heard Zhu Zhishan's words, and couldn't help but sneer, in the movie, Zhu Zhishan didn't even let go of shemales, and even dared to go up to the best pomegranate, and there was no lower limit.

Tang Bohu was startled and sighed: "Huh? You can make such a tragic poisonous oath! Okay, I'll help you again! Come on, the four treasures of the study are waiting! ”

Hearing Tang Bohu's orders, the subordinates hurriedly brought pen, ink, paper, and inkstone.

The next thing is naturally the scene where Tang Bohu used Zhu Zhishan to paint, Lin Yang looked at it, Tang Bohu took off Zhu Zhishan cleanly, and then sprinkled a large basin of ink all over Zhu Zhishan's body.

Tang Bohu dragged Zhu Zhishan, shaking on the wide and long white paper on the ground, after Tang Bohu's processing, but half a pillar of incense kung fu, he completed a picture of an eagle spreading its wings and swallowing the world.

This painting is the use of Zhuzhishan's chest double points as flowers, palms as trees, buttocks into stones, front feet into clouds, back feet into mountains, the end is mighty and extraordinary, majestic.

Zhu Zhishan pointed to the majestic eagle and praised: "It's really eye-opening, I don't know which part of my body this eagle is formed?" ”

Tang Bohu looked at Zhu Zhishan's lower body and said lightly: "It's Your Excellency's lifeline!" ”

Zhu Zhishan said happily: "Majestic passion, it is simply expressive!" ”

Tang Bohu sneered: "I'm talking about the little worm in the eagle's beak, how can I say that I am majestic and passionate, go!" ”

Zhu Zhishan said: "It's okay, it's also with a hook!" ”

Lin Yang applauded: "Brother Tang's painting skills are really extraordinary, admire, admire." This painting is enough to compensate for 300,000 taels. ”

Zhu Zhishan took the painting, didn't care that his body was full of ink, and hurriedly went outside to send those few debt collectors.

Taking advantage of the moment when Zhu Zhishan went out, Lin Yang smiled and said: "Brother Tang is a knife mouth and tofu heart, I don't believe that Brother Zhu can quit gambling!" ”

Tang Bohu sighed: "I'm just scaring him, I can't see death without help." After this time, he should be able to stop for a while. ”

Lin Yang said with a smile: "Brother Tang's words are reasonable, but let Brother Zhu go out and lose to the gambling house, if he loses to us, when he comes in later, I have an idea." ”

Tang Bohu said curiously: "Brother Lin will also gamble?" ”

Lin Yang said with a smile: "I will be a kind of card, called the landlord, compared to mahjong, pai gow, sieve, not inferior." ”

When Lin Yang and Tang Bohu were talking, they saw Zhu Zhishan hurrying back again.

Zhu Zhishan was not polite, he walked to the hot pot, picked up Tang Bohu's chopsticks and used them, picked up the wine glass and drank it, and feasted on it.

After a long time, the remaining half of the pot of hot pot was eaten by Zhu Zhishan, Zhu Zhishan wiped his mouth and praised: "What kind of name is this?" It's delicious. These debt collectors are so abominable that I haven't had a good meal for a long time. ”

Lin Yang said with a smile: "This is a hot pot, Brother Zhu just promised Brother Tang that he will not gamble in the future, can Brother Zhu guarantee it?" ”

Zhu Zhishan said: "This... This one... ”

Lin Yang said with a smile: "Speaking of gambling, I have a way to play, if Brother Zhu doesn't mind, how about playing in the Tang Mansion in the future?" If Brother Zhu loses, how about using words as a countervail? ”

Zhu Zhishan immediately revealed his true form: "Okay, good, it's better to lose to you than to outsiders!" ”

When Tang Bohu saw Zhu Zhishan like this, he knew that Zhu Zhishan's skin was already thick to a certain extent, and there was no way to save it. There is only one way for Lin Yang.

Lin Yangdang explained the game of fighting landlords to Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan in detail, both of them are smart people, and they will soon be able to do so.

Zhu Zhishan couldn't help it, even if he wanted to play a few handfuls.

After a handful...

After two handfuls...

。。。

After a hundred...

Zhu Zhishan's IQ is not as good as Tang Bohu and Lin Yang, he loses more and wins less, and leaves a few notes happily.

Zhu Zhishan is not enjoyable, but Lin Yang and Tang Bohu don't want to continue to play with Zhu Zhishan. Zhu Zhishan had no choice but to agree to play another day.

Tang Bohu didn't have an opinion, but he really couldn't do it, so he asked his subordinates to play with Zhu Zhishan.

After fighting the landlord, Tang Bohu told Zhu Zhishan about the name of Lin Yang and the travel of the five talents, and Zhu Zhishan readily agreed, saying that he would contact Zhou Wenbin and Wen Zhengming to choose a day to travel, as long as everyone saw the five talents together, it would naturally come naturally.