Chapter 30: A Bunch of Tease
Lin Yang spent all day in the Tang Mansion studying novel food and music with Tang Bohu, and Zhu Zhishan invited the two of them to have a small gamble from time to time, so life was quite comfortable. A few days after the www.biquge.info, King Ning sent someone to invite Tang Bohu to be a staff officer. As in the original movie, Tang Bohu used his internal force to change his pulse and sent away the people sent by King Ning. Tang Bohu was worried that King Ning would come to find trouble again, so he wanted to go out to avoid the limelight. Zhu Zhishan deserved to be Tang Bohu's good friend, and quickly found Wen Zhengming and Zhou Wenbin, and the five of them traveled together.
At this time, it is the spring of March, and everything is recovering, and it is a scene of vitality.
Lin Yang, Tang Bohu, Zhu Zhishan, Wen Zhengming, and Zhou Wenbin were dressed in blue, red, white, blue and green brocade clothes, holding folding fans, taking exaggerated steps, shaking their shoulders and twisting their hips, full of commotion, stepping on the bluestone steps, and coming to the bridge, which immediately caused the surrounding women to scream and be shy.
No matter how you look at it, it looks like a bunch of teasers, not like talents. Originally, Lin Yang didn't want to dress up like this, but he couldn't withstand the persuasion of Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan, two bad friends, so he followed the customs of the villagers and followed the same example.
As the five of them walked forward, a young woman lowered her eyebrows and wanted to walk through quickly.
But the four talented men were unwilling to let go, they each opened their clothes, intercepted and flirted, and were extremely frivolous.
The young woman scolded in her heart, but she was helpless, and jumped into the river full of shyness.
Tang Bohu closed his five fingers together and said with a wicked smile: "Want to run? Forgive me, you can't escape my Five Finger Mountain! ”
After saying that, he was ready to take off his clothes and jump down.
Zhu Zhishan's eyes were sharp, and he hurriedly stopped: "Hey, Brother Bohu, many people are watching!" ”
Looking at the disdainful eyes of everyone around him, Tang Bohu gave up and coughed to hide the embarrassment just now.
Zhu Zhishan patted his fan and said with a smile: "Today, our five talented people in Jiangnan came out to play in the mountains and rivers, are those women going crazy about it!" ”
Wen Zhengming said: "Everyone, you are in such a good mood today, why don't you chant poetry?" ”
Zhu Zhishan: "Brother Zhengming's good proposal, Brother Wenbin, you come first!" ”
Zhou Wenbin walked to the side of the guardrail of the stone bridge, and it happened that a group of white geese swam by, and said: "A group of geese under the mountain!" ”
Wen Zhengming: "Shhh ”
Zhu Zhishan: "Falling into the river to catch geese and cure hunger." ”
Tang Bohu: "After eating, go home and play with your wife." ”
Lin Yang: "The upside-down phoenix smiles!" ”
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"Good poetry!"
"That's right!"
The five of them sold themselves and boasted, so it was not an exaggeration.
Tang Bohu was even more profligate, looking like crazy, laughing, revealing bitterness.
Wen Zhengming was puzzled: "It's really that funny? Why Brother Tang gets carried away every time he comes out, it's really incomprehensible! ”
Zhu Zhishan praised: "Among our five talents in the south of the Yangtze River, Brother Tang is a well-deserved first talent. The thesis is talented, Brother Tang is a talented high eight buckets, on Danqing, Brother Tang is a wonderful pen. But what I envy the most is that Brother Tang has eight wives who are as beautiful as flowers and have a beautiful country, which is really envious of others! ”
When Tang Bohu heard this, he laughed even louder, revealing all kinds of helplessness.
When Tang Bohu laughed, Zhu Zhishan's eyes were sharp, and he found a beautiful woman not far away, and instigated: "Hey, Brother Tang, you see a graceful woman on the bridge, lonely." That's okay, you can demonstrate your pickling girl Dafa on the spot, and let our brothers learn it well. ”
Tang Bohu: "Well..."
Zhou Wenbin: "It's about everyone's welfare, are you okay?"
Tang Bohu: "It is incumbent. ”
After Tang Bohu finished speaking, he stepped forward coquettishly.
Lin Yang, Zhu Zhishan, Zhou Wenming and Wen Zhengming couldn't see the specific situation, but Lin Yang knew that the back killer was like a flower, and the front was so disgusting. Tang Bohu's talent is not good, but he was robbed by Ruhua. During the fight, Ruhua was knocked into the river by Tang Bohu.
Tang Bohu turned around and scolded: "Damn, this dead shemale! ”
Zhu Zhishan: "Shemale, I like it!" ”
Before Lin Yang could stop it, Zhu Zhishan had already taken off his clothes, jumped into the water, and chased after Ruhua.
Tang Bohu shrugged his shoulders and said he didn't understand.
Wen Zhengming said: "It's a pity, let him take the lead!" ”
Tang Bohu: "... ”
Lin Yang: "... ”
Lin Yang sighed: "Brother Zhu is really a heavy taste, shemales dare to go on it, but unfortunately, I only like beautiful women!" ”
When Lin Yang spoke, suddenly the sound of gongs and drums came, and the four of them looked at it, only to see a fragrant team coming, the momentum was amazing, and there were embroidered flag teams, sedan chair bearers, and guards in the team. On the embroidered flag, there is a big "Hua" character. A sedan chair was in the middle of the guards, followed by some warblers and swallows.
Wen Zhengming said: "Brother Lin, now is a good opportunity!" Washington travel, such a big posture, Mrs. Hua's four maidservants must also follow, I heard that the four are all national colors and heavenly fragrance, like heavenly immortals, especially Qiu Xiang, it is even more life-threatening! ”
Lin Yang smiled: "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and keep up!" ”
Lin Yang took the lead, Tang Bohu, Zhou Wenming, and Wen Zhengming were not far behind.
"Borrowed! Excuse me! ”
Lin Yang and the four of them squeezed into the crowd and looked at the end of the incense procession.
Tang Bohu shouted: "Which one is Qiu Xiang?" Is it really that beautiful? ”
"That, that's it!" Zhu Zhishan squeezed back and forth.
"Hey, Brother Zhu, aren't you chasing a ladyboy? Got back so soon? Lin Yangqi said.
"Hey, don't mention it, I didn't catch up. You don't wait for me to see the beautiful women, it's too boring! Zhu Zhishan muttered.
Lin Yang and the four of them snorted and said with a smile: "Didn't you come along?" ”
"That's right!"
The five of them shouted at the same time: "Qiu Xiang! ”
At this time, in the incense procession, a beautiful woman turned around, smiled faintly, her eyes were bright, her face was exquisite, gentle and moving, and she was extremely graceful.
Tang Bohu said disdainfully: "This is very ordinary, it's nothing!" ”
Zhou Wenbin said with a smile: "Brother Bohu, you must know that beauty is like flowers, it needs green leaves!" ”
After Zhou Wenbin finished speaking, he suddenly shouted: "Beauty! ”
Zhou Wenbin's voice did not fall, and a row of people at the back of the incense team looked back, under the backdrop of the one-eyed dragon, Harazi, crooked melon and cracked jujube next to him, the autumn fragrance was even more bright and beautiful, and it was like a fairy descending to earth.
Tang Bohu exclaimed: "Looking at it like this, it is really as beautiful as a fairy, let's go to the temple immediately and take action!" ”
Tang Bohu, Zhu Zhishan, Wen Zhengming, and Zhou Wenbin found beggars' clothes to drape in front of them, messed up their hair, painted their faces black, and followed the beggars around, so they wanted to go up and rub the oil of autumn incense.
Of course, Lin Yang disdained such a way, and said with a smile: "I'll give you the wind!" ”
Watch Tang Bohu's four-person performance.
Mrs. Hua saw so many beggars at the gate of the temple and ordered: "Qiu Xiang, give some food to the beggars to eat!" ”
"Yes, ma'am!"
Spring, summer, autumn and winter four spices each carried a yellow rosewood box and came to distribute steamed buns.