Chapter Thirty-Four: Ava, What a Fool Goes
Facing the resentful eyes of the heroes, I didn't know where the inspiration came from, and suddenly I changed my elated expression, and I waved my fist at everyone excitedly and nervously, looking up to the sky and smiling: "Okay! I'm waiting for him - everyone, the Tartar cavalry has been fooled! ”
Qunhao was momentarily stunned: "...... Hurry up, this grandson is scared silly! ”
I said loudly, "Don't hurry up, this is already in my plan, don't be impatient, you will know why immediately...... What is the number of cavalry? ”
"More than 100 ......"
"Isn't this over?" I was instantly overjoyed, and I found a practical routine with a turn of my brain, and all of them were used by online writers to be so rotten that they couldn't be worse, except for the ancients, no one could fool them: "Everyone shoulder to shoulder, kill more than 100 cavalry, and then let's change into their clothes and horses, won't we be able to pass through the enemy-occupied area and arrive at Xiangyang generously?" ”
As soon as these words came out, Qunhao instantly exploded, one or two immediately became excited as if they had beaten chicken blood, and their hands instantly showed swords, guns, halberds, axes, axes, knives and forks, and they were ready to pounce on it and smoke - at this critical moment, my heroic nature was revealed, I was not impulsive and careless, but waved my hand again and commanded: "Don't go up, we will leave the slope to ambush, the injured ones run down the slope as bait, and the others ambush them, and when they all rush down, we will shoot again, Bao Yuan'er!" ”
The heads of the various sects and factions immediately took action, and began to arrange according to the position of their own people, and I called Sister Dongfang and Qiao Feng over, and said solemnly: "Two, I have a very important task that needs to be done, it can be said that the victory or defeat of the whole battle basically depends on whether this task can be successful, I can't believe it if it is handed over to others, you see if you two can ......."
Without waiting for me to finish speaking, Qiao Feng immediately stood up straight with enthusiasm, and said proudly: "Is it the officer who assassinated them?" Don't worry, I promise to complete the task! ”
"Uh, this ......"
Sister Dongfang didn't wait for me to speak, and interjected indifferently on the side: "What can kill one or two officers to influence the situation of the battle, in my opinion, why bother with us intercepting the fleeing cavalry, this cavalry is really difficult to catch when they disperse and escape, but since you said it, we must try not to let them escape back to report the news, and we must kill all of them!" ”
Listening to the sound of horses' hooves approaching in the distance, I didn't go around in circles, and said simply and rudely: "Can you promise to listen to me and never exceed it-the military orders are like mountains during the war, can the two of you be wronged once for the sake of these more than 100 class brothers?" ”
The two of them looked at each other, then turned their heads to look at me together, and nodded heavily: "Okay! We are at the mercy of all our actions! ”
I said directly: "The task of the two of you is to protect me, don't let the Mongol army hurt me - if I am here, the dream is there, it's a big deal to start all over again, but if I die and there is nothing, do you think you can escape with these guys alone?" ”
Both: "......! ”
…… In an instant, the Mongolian cavalry appeared at the top of the slope like a whirlwind, and seeing countless people dressed in martial arts at the bottom of the slope running around, their spirits were immediately lifted, only to hear a few screams, and those cavalry suddenly rushed down like dogs and rabbits!
I hid under a bush with Dongfang Sister Qiao Feng Azhu, watching the galloping horses rushing by one after another, like thunder, but my eyes were always on the top of the hillside, and seeing that the last cavalry also began to rush down from the hillside, I immediately calculated the time - as long as he also rushed halfway through the hillside, the signal to attack could be sent, and then we ......
At this time, Sister Dongfang suddenly twisted her body, and before I could react to what was going on, I had already heard a strange shout from behind: "What kind of person is sneaky, stand up!" ”
Listening to this, buddy can't be discovered, right?
Turning his head to see, hey, don't say it's true, there are seven or eight cavalrymen around us behind our butts, and the bows and arrows in their hands are pointed at us, ready to attack, and one of them is looking at the captain and the other guys are staring at us vigilantly and suspiciously, and shouting: "Get up, or we will shoot...... Uh-no, let go of the arrows! ”
Sister Dongfang had already quietly pinched a handful of gravel in her hands, Qiao Feng's hands and arms were raised high, and it seemed that she had also finished accumulating strength to protect Azhu behind her, only I secretly wiped my sweat - sure enough, these two goods are not ready to protect me, no! This kind of buddy will definitely suffer, I have to be self-reliant, otherwise I can't tell when I will hang up!
In this situation, I stood up without saying a word, and shouted at the Mongolian soldiers: "Don't do it, we are our own people, I am the dark department under the lord of Zhao Minjun, specializing in special tasks, this time I am tracking these deserters - hey, by the way, if I hadn't screamed just now, you wouldn't know that they fled down, listen to the sound, listen carefully, is it exactly the same?" ”
"Your name?" Wu Chang looked left and right with some suspicion: "What do you think?" ”
Someone immediately replied: "My lord, it sounds pretty much the same, it's all very easy to recognize with broken gongs!" ”
As soon as I heard the music, I said, "Isn't it just a broken gong voice, where else can I find such a distinctive voice?" ”
"It's not enough to rely on your voice alone, I can't trust you, unless you can come up with ......something to prove your identity," Wu Chang said solemnly: "It's your own person when you call it, and no one can leave it alone, right?" ”
"So what do you say?" I simply lied: "I said that I have a special mission, how can there be something from our Mongolia?" ”
"That's right......" Wu Chang was a little embarrassed: "But, if you can't take it out, I can't believe it!" ”
"I said I am, you say I'm not, since you suspect it, why don't you show evidence?" I had an idea: "Whoever proposes will provide evidence, we can't change this basic policy, right?" ”
Wu Chang hesitated and asked, "What do you say?" ”
I thought that these Mongolian cavalry had a bad brain, but I never expected that someone would answer as soon as he asked: "Otherwise, let them sing a song from our hometown, the Han people will definitely not, if they can sing, they will definitely be our Mongolians." ”
The cavalry immediately responded collectively: "Oh, this method is so good, okay, that's it!" ”
Where can I sing Nima's Mongolian song, I was stunned when I heard it, and my heart was about to suffer, but I was still unyielding and unyielding: "This can't work, cough cough, I've been here for many years......"
"Okay, let's sing!" At this time, Sister Dongfang Leng Ding next to her opened her mouth: "Listen! ”
After speaking, she burst out of a traditional Mongolian song with one mouth:
"Ava
Huh
That's a reading grunt
Oh silence ancient
How can that soil read how to grunt
Oh silence ancient
Ah, I remember Gollum is promising
Oh silence ancient
Gollum is a body called for the ~library~ position
……”
Together, the Mongolian cavalry was silent instantly, at first it was humming quietly, and then one by two began to sing loudly, in harmony, the song was melodious and floating throughout the hillside, those cavalry who were rushing towards the bottom of the mountain gradually stopped, turned around and began to hum with the song, and the saber raised high in his hand was slowly lowered and slowly hung down......
With the singing, Wu Chang's eyes have gradually appeared tears, shining, like stars on the grassland, and the stars that are actually the same as our Central Plains, shining......
At this time, I finally remembered: ", these auspicious three treasures!" I didn't expect this song to have the effect of tear gas! ”
From the eyes of these Mongolian cavalrymen, I felt the pain in their hearts, on the one hand, the loneliness of leaving their hometowns away from their wives and sons, and on the other hand, the panic of not being able to capture Xiangyang for a long time, and the destruction of Nanyang's grain, grass and ammunition.
The group of heroes hiding in the distance slowly poked their heads out, and seeing that I didn't say anything, some people couldn't help but wave at me, hoping that I could give the order to counterattack, and more and more people gradually drew their blades, and they were about to start-
I suddenly made a bold move in my heart and said to Wu Chang directly: "Do you want to go home?" ”
"Home? We want to go home, but can we go back? Wu Chang wiped his nose with his hand and said: "We are the descendants of Genghis Khan, we can die in battle, but we can't escape!" ”
"No, you're wrong!" I shook my head and said to them: "The greatest advantage of us Mongols is that we are loyal to our hearts, we can be loyal to Genghis Khan, but we also have to face our own hearts, we don't want to fight, then no one can force us to fight - tell me honestly, do you want to fight?" ”
Many Mongolian cavalrymen shook their heads slowly, and Wu Chang said in a loud voice: "That bastard just wants to fight!" We want to hold our wives and children, run on the grassland, graze on the grassland, our bows and arrows can shoot hungry wolves, but now we are robbing other people's food and land - we don't want to fight, but now all the grasslands are sweaty, we have nowhere to go, what can we do? ”
"If you really don't want to fight, I'll give you a way!" I said directly: "Follow the land of the Great Song Dynasty to the west, all the way to the west, over the mountains and swamps, you can see the most fertile pastures and meadows, where you can settle down!" ”
"Really?" Commander Wu's eyes lit up, and the faces of the cavalrymen around him also shone with a look of yearning, and other soldiers from afar and near were unconsciously approaching us, and Commander Wu quickly asked, "Then how do you know?" ”
I let out a long sigh: "To tell you the truth, I'm actually an anti-war ally, and our purpose is to make the world stop fighting, and everything is full of love - if you really want to be true to your heart, then you can go!" ”
The commander looked at me, and then at the cavalrymen around him with eager faces, and suddenly raised his saber and said loudly: "Descendants of Genghis Khan, tell me, are you willing to go to the west, or stay and continue to fight?" ”
"To the west, to the west, to the west!"
The cavalry roared and shouted in unison!
"Then let's go west, let's find our own land, graze our own cattle and sheep!"
"Ullah~Ulla~Ulla~"
Amid the excited shouts of the cavalry, the commander dismounted and saluted me heavily: "Thank you for your warning, I would like to ask you another question: how can we get to the west without being discovered when we are dressed like this?" ”
"Wouldn't it be better for you to take off your clothes, change them into ordinary clothes, and then go back into the city to get some horses?" I made a move: "I'll help you deal with the clothes and horses, and after you get new clothes, you go to Wudang Mountain, ask Zhang Zhenren from Wudang Mountain to help you dress up as a Taoist, and then go to the west!" ”
"Daoist? Taoist priestI know that Genghis Khan used to value Taoist priests very much, and a Taoist priest even came to our Mongolia! Wu Chang immediately asked, "But what is the Taoist priest doing in the West, and someone asks me what to say?" ”
"You just say that you are going to the West to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, and from then on you will call yourself Tang Sanzang, and the rest will be called by Sun Wukong Zhu Bajie Sha Wujing, anyway, just these four names!"
"But so many of us ......"
"Then divide it into one, two, three...... For example, Monkey King No. 1, Zhu Bajie No. 16, and Sha Wujing No. 9...... Isn't that the end of it? ”
At my suggestion, Tang Sanzang took more than 30 Monkey Kings, more than 40 Zhu Bajie and more than 60 Sha Wujing to start the arduous journey of worshipping Buddha and seeking scriptures in the west, but at the same time, he also brought the tactics of the Mongol army to the west with a bow and crossbow first, then the cavalry to charge, and finally the infantry harvest!
The first military strategist to use this tactic was called Napoleon, and he used the method of artillery bombardment, cavalry charge, and infantry clearance, and dominated the European continent!
The second was Hitler, who replaced the indiscriminate shooting of bows and crossbows with aircraft bombing, the cavalry dash with tank advances, and finally the infantry cleared the field......
It's just that because there are so many tactics brought by Wu Chang, these two only learned the strategic principles of the Mongolian army in the early stage, and they didn't learn the tactics in the later stage, so they all failed!