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In my memory, the Taoist monks and even nuns in the legendary stories are all compassionate hermit masters, they do not seek fame and fortune, they are obsessed with public welfare and saving lives, and perfectly interpret the true meaning of the road to see injustice and roar, just I know Yan Chixia of Lanruo Temple, the wind of the back mountain of Huashan, the Guiguzi who taught two apprentices to pinch the play, and the devil muscle man who hid in the elite center to open a convenience store, etc.......

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According to this reasoning, there are only two possibilities for this Taoist priest: either he is not a master, or he is pretending to be 13!

Before I went back, I made an arrangement, and chose two clever servants to stay on the edge of the Taoist temple, staring at the old Taoist's every move, to see what this girl was going to do, and then the others followed me back to the residence to wait for Hu Hansan......

Back to the place Hu Hansan prepared for me, this guy hasn't come back yet, but the food, clothing, housing and transportation are well arranged, similar to the popular farmhouse now, and the food is good, but it is very troublesome that there is no water and electricity, I finally finished eating and was ready to go to the toilet, only to find that the real trouble is still here-

There's no paper in the toilet, there's no paper, there's no paper!!! Say the important thing three times!

I squinted and looked for a long time, only then did I see a string of bamboo chips inserted on the side of the wall, shaved smooth and smooth, and touched some vegetable oil, and then I remembered the fact that our bad taste teacher said in history class: a long, long time ago, the people of the world did not wipe their buttocks with tissue after they came out, and it is said that there are directly washed in foreign countries, with fish fillets, and with ropes, but in our big China, it is bamboo chips!

I didn't expect that the legendary world has so faithfully recorded the tradition of our great China, which makes me really sad and happy, happy that the world I went to is not bordering foreign countries, and the sad thing is that the travel texts I have read before are all lies, at least there is no book that explains the matter of going to the toilet tuba, so that I know what to do!

Dancing supreme god, come on, come on, talk about Du Wei's compliments? Potato Platinum God, let's talk about whether Xiao Yan used bamboo chips or ropes, right? And what are the three young people, Yu Yan, blood red, and old pigs, you come out and say clearly, can you not pit me......

There are so many books, and none of them have discussed this issue, and I'm also a dog.

I stayed in the pit for a long time, and finally I was ruthless, and ripped off the belly pocket that the big fat man wore inside, and threw it into the pit after a while, and at the same time made up my mind - as long as I stay in this world, I must wear at least two pairs of underwear every day, and I will wear a few more when I have an upset stomach, so as to solve the biggest unsolved case in this traversal text!

I made up my mind while getting up and lifting my pants, and at this moment, a rush of footsteps suddenly came from far and near, accompanied by the master's hurried shout: "Master, master, there is a situation!" ”

I hurriedly tied the belt of my trousers towards the dead knot, lifting the curtain to expose my head as I did, "Say! ”

Sure enough, it was the master, and there were two errands behind him, one of whom was outside the Taoist temple where I stayed.

The master said: "They came back to report that a man named Wang Sheng came to find the old Taoist, and when he saw him, he knelt on the ground and cried, and at first he thought that his family was dead and asked him to go to the dojo, and he saw that the old Taoist sneakily led him into the view, and then he felt that something was wrong, so he went over the wall and eavesdropped......"

I was startled, and immediately interjected before he finished speaking: "Are you saying that this Taoist priest is pretending, but in fact, he and Wang Sheng are a couple?" ”

"No, no, sir, do you think you're wrong...... master" The master wiped his sweat and explained to me: "They overheard that there is a woman in this Wang Sheng's family who is a monster, and the Taoist priest told him yesterday, he didn't believe it, just now he went back and secretly looked at it, and found that the woman was drawing on a human skin, and after the painting was finished, she immediately became a beautiful woman - in fact, she is a monster!" ”

Errand A stood next to him and nodded vigorously, and said without stopping, "Yes...... Be...... Right...... That's ......"

"Huh?"

Well, I'll admit it, if I was startled just now, I'm scared now—it's hard to say how high this jump is, but it's not low anyway—how can the matter of Ma Liang have anything to do with the painting again?

I didn't pay attention to it at first, but now I remembered when I mentioned it, don't say it's really like that, Uncle Pu said this about "Painted Skin", there is a Wang Sheng in Taiyuan, who usually likes to hook up with three and four flirtatious sisters, and the number of roads in Momo, which is similar to that of modern people, one day I went out to meet netizens, and saw a beautiful woman walking on the road with luggage in the middle of the road, this kid went up and asked, the beauty said that her parents were going to sell her to a rich man for money, so she ran away, Wang Sheng was overjoyed when he heard it, and immediately picked up the girl and raised her.

Of course, it is self-evident what to do with a girl, and it is said that this is how the maid stream in the island country film arose......

Wang Sheng raised his sister for a few days, and one day he went out and was found by a Taoist priest, saying that he was black and full of demonic energy, and if he was willing to spend a hundred and eighty taels of silver, he would help him get rid of evil spirits, Wang Sheng was willing to believe it, and drove the Taoist priest away as a text message fraudster, but he went home to see it, this girl was painting skin at home, and her real identity was a ghost, so he realized that the Taoist priest did not cheat him of money, and the one hundred and eighty taels of silver was really the conscience price, the cost price, and the real price of jumping off the building!

Wang Sheng ran to find Lao Dao and asked for a dust whisk to hang on the door to scare away the evil ghost, but the evil ghost was unmoved, broke the dust and rushed in, and ate his heart with a click.

Later, the Taoist priest personally went out to clean up the evil ghosts, and asked Wang Sheng's wife to find a beggar, which saved him and re-grew his heart......

This is Painted Skin, an inspirational and positive story.

Aren't we Taiyuan Town? Isn't the old Taoist priest in the Taoist temple? Isn't the person looking for him Wang Sheng? Isn't the pen that paints the skin Ma Liang's? …… Sort it out one by one, isn't this just a painting of skin?

Uncle Pu's story didn't say where this evil ghost found a pen to paint his skin, and I finally understood it today, it turned out that the pen she used was Ma Liang's.

If there is no accident, I am in a position that is at a critical point in the development of the story, Wang Sheng begged the Taoist priest to dust the dust, and then the evil ghost was arrested by the Taoist priest, and Wang Sheng's wife went to find the beggar again...... Wait a minute! What does this mean?

Just like last time, a flash of inspiration flashed through my mind, similar to the close-up of the robot when it was powered on in the movie, all the brain cells moved at this moment, in less than 0.01 seconds, I have discovered the key to the whole thing, the reason why I came to this world, and at the same time, it is also the way for me to return to the original world!

Didn't Lo Lixi say it.,The main job of the legendary controller is to maintain the stability and order of the legendary world.,The death of the magic pen Ma Liang is the reason why I came here by mistake.,The way to recover is on this beggar - this girl can make Wang Sheng and his wife spit out a heart.,Resurrect Wang Sheng.,It means that he has a quota for resurrection.,At least once.,If I can ask him to help resurrect Ma Liang.,Isn't this thing okay!

, so that's it! In this way, Wang Sheng is still a fart, he is going to die, where can I find a second person to help me resurrect Ma Liang?!

I made a decision immediately, and rushed out of the toilet directly with my pants - who designed this trouser belt, paralyzed, buddy was stunned for a long time and didn't tie it - fortunately, the master was immediately anxious about what I was anxious about, and I rushed over in a hurry, squatted and handed it to me and began to tie the trouser belt: "Don't worry, master, how do you plan to order a body, and the small one will do it for you immediately." ”

"I'll go myself!" I stood with my waist crossed and my stomach up, and shouted loudly: "Then who, you immediately take someone to detain the old Taoist priest and Wang Sheng, don't let them run away; Who, you go and call Hu Hansan back to me, and say that the master has found the monster! ”

Master stood up from my feet and began to echo with a whining: "Did you hear that? When I heard it, I hurried and picked your skin ......."

"Don't be idle!" I patted the master on the shoulder from behind and ordered, "You get the owner of this house up, tell him that I want boy urine and black dog blood, get it for me immediately, the more the better!" ”

The master was dumbfounded: "Master, are you getting these two?" ”

"Hunt demons!" I stood majestically in the courtyard and sneered: "It's time for me to show my hand, so that you can see the master's ability to catch demons - hum, Lao Tzu is not powerful, really when I don't read the supernatural text?" ”

Who, and who, plus the master led the order, I also returned to the house in a big way, and soon listened to the noise outside, the servants packed up their things and gathered in the courtyard, and after a while, the master led the rich man's family, holding four or five children to me: "Master, where is the boy urinating?" ”

"Find two in the red paint bucket and pee directly inside!"

Things went on in an orderly manner, and it didn't take much effort, Hu Hansan took people back to the courtyard, and the news came on the other hand, saying that the old Taoist priest and Wang Sheng were also controlled, and asked where to place the woman, so I took people, people with urine, I was responsible for shouting, people were responsible for rushing, and the group of people killed Wang Sheng's residence.

The place where the monster is placed is an alley in the west of the city, a separate courtyard, the surrounding is deserted and no one is home, I let people touch the boy's urine and dog blood on the knife, and live around, so that Hu Hansan went up and smashed the door.

Hu Hansan rushed up and slammed it a few times, quickly retreated, and gestured: "Big guy, be careful, if you catch the monster, you will be rewarded with ten taels of silver, and whoever wants to fucking dare to escape, don't mix in Taiyuan in the future!" ”

"Yes!" Everyone roared lowly, and the knives in their hands tightened a little.

Then, while everyone was waiting with bated breath, the courtyard door creaked open, and a woman walked out from the inside, not only beautiful, but also full of exotic style!

I finally know why people like Wang Sheng folded her hands, the reason is very simple, just because of this indescribable exotic style, like a magnet firmly attracting objects with metal attributes, she conquered everyone present with only one sentence, the only exception is me!

Because, the words that she spat out on her lips were: "Oba, Adusi!" ”