Needless to say, the two words that the monster spat out must have been a spell, because just after she finished speaking, everyone around me was tricked, just like in the movie, with straight eyes, big mouths, stupid smiles, and a straight chin of the chin Halazi, and the blades fell to the ground with a clatter......

I didn't expect this kind of situation.,Seriously,I've imagined 10,000 kinds of scenes of fighting monsters.,But I never expected that there would be this hand-when did the monster with the painted skin come with a kaleidoscope writing wheel eye.,Can you make illusions or what?

The monster stretched out his hand to stroke his hair, and said solemnly: "Fatty, I didn't expect you to have two brushes, you fell for my spell, and your mind is still sober - who are you?" ”

I looked back at the stupid subordinates around me, and then looked at my belly, which was bigger than a bucket, not to mention fighting with people, I couldn't run if I wanted to, I thought about it for a long time, and finally decided to scare and scare her first. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

With a sneer, I stepped forward directly and said, "Demon, I'm the one who came to collect you!" ”

The ladyboy stared at me coldly, and suddenly said sharply: "It's up to you? I don't have any cultivation on my body, do you think you can beat me? "After all, but this monster didn't make a move, and I immediately sensed the monster's intentions from this detail - it seems that this guy has been bluffed by me, and he doesn't dare to act rashly for a while, and I have to work harder!

Anyway, there are two ways now, either I scare the youkai, or she gnaws me, and there is no third way.

So, I smiled contemptuously and said, "You don't need to know who I am, you just need to know, just your little bit of Taoism, I don't deserve to lift my shoes, clean up your matter of minutes!" ”

The monster hesitated a little: "You, are you Da Luo Jinxian?" ”

I sighed, "Even if it's it." ”

"What do you want?" The monster took a step back unconsciously, a little hesitant and a little hesitant: "You—you won't lie to me, will you?" ”

I smiled slightly, according to modern people, it is a smile full of confidence and manly charm, faintly, without revealing the slightest hint of this matter, I said to myself: "Look at your pitiful, I can't bear to beat you to the point - God has the virtue of a good life, you go by yourself!" ”

The monster looked at me suspiciously for a long time, but in the end he still couldn't muster up the courage to pinch me, and he was ready to leave after giving a half-salute......

Originally, the whole thing developed to this point is a matter of course, the monster is infected by my strong self-confidence, even if I don't have full faith, I don't dare to easily provoke my opponent who is not fascinated by illusion, but the blame is that my self-confidence is bursting, seeing that the monster is ready to leave, my brain twitched and added more words: "By the way, you can go, but that magic pen has to stay." ”

"Magic pen?" The ladyboy's steps suddenly stopped, and her face was cloudy and uncertain: "You want this pen?" ”

Watching the play, I was even more reluctant to say: "Yes, this pen does not belong to you, and I will not let you take it away." ”

"What if I want to take it?"

I smiled and said, "Then I'm sorry, I can only take you ......"

The bad thing is bad in this sentence - I know that the monster reacted so much after hearing it, you must know that I won't say it - before the words fell, the monster turned around and pounced on me, and the terrible scream echoed in the night sky, piercing my ears and shaking my head:

"In that case, I'll fight with you!"

I was so shocked that I regretted that I really wanted to slap my ears and scrape, so I hurriedly stepped back, shouting as I returned: "Don't worry, don't worry, this matter is discussed, discussed, don't do it, I said......"

You say, after all this time, can the monster still listen?

In a flash, this monster has arrived in front of me, I desperately moved my elephant-like body to hide, but I didn't think I could dodge, I even gave up at that moment, but what I never expected was that at this moment of lightning and fire, my protagonist's aura suddenly activated, and a loud voice suddenly sounded behind me:

"Demon bold!"

Immediately after, I saw the old way in the Qingdi Temple, like an iron man, falling from the sky, falling in front of me, raising his hand and brushing his sleeves, and the beauty demon immediately rushed back like a defeated rooster.

The beauty ladyboy was shocked, looked at the old Taoist priest carefully, and said unexpectedly: "Who are you?" ”

Lao Dao stood with his hands in his hands, turned his back to me, faced the monster, and said loudly: "The dragon Arhat is coming, and he will go down to Pudu all beings!" ”

"You, you, you...... Are you a dragon descending Arhat? With a click, the beauty lady's chin was directly frightened and molted, she pulled it against her face with her hand, and said in shock: "Impossible, how could the Dragon Descending Arhat come to the mortal world, and be reincarnated as a mortal?" ”

The old way, that is, the old version of the dragon descending Arhat, was overjoyed and angry, and said calmly: "This Arhat went down to earth to preach love in the world, and made a bet with the gods above to transform three people, and this one in front of you is one of the people I need to be transformed, the ninth evildoer!" ”

With that, he pointed his finger in my direction.

Uh, why do I think I'm not referring to someone else but me?

I looked left and right, the finger happened to be facing my head, moved to the side, and the old finger also moved, still pointing at me, and then to the right, still facing me, I was instantly furious: "Old Taoist, you mean that I am a wicked person of the ninth world?" ”

Lao Dao was unmoved and said: "Yes, you are the ninth generation of evildoers that I need to exceed." ”

"Do you have proof?" I was unconvinced and said, "Why do you say that I am me?" ”

"Then you have proof that you are not?" Lao Dao said lightly: "I said that you are you, and when I say that you are not, you are not-you should always believe the words of the gods, right?" ”

I said angrily: "Can you immortals be a little bit of a fairy, why are you all idealistic, don't you know that materialists have taken over the whole world?" Don't think about it, the Chinese people's conversion to the arms of Jesus is probably also related to your guidelines - old man, such an adult, why can't you understand something! ”

"Talk about the gods in vain, look for death!" Lao Dao was furious and shouted, "I'll teach you what the wrath of the gods is!" He pointed at me with both hands, and suddenly a whisk of dust appeared in his hand, and the hula was full of dust, similar to the battle of the Pansi Cave, and he was about to pounce on me......

At this moment, I suddenly howled in my throat, and the sound shook the universe and resounded through the sky:

"The youkai ran away!"

I really didn't talk nonsense, because while I was entangled with the Dragon Descending Arhat, the monster had already crept to the wall, stepped on a stone, jumped, and flew into the air.

Lao Dao was afraid of her, sneered, turned around and recited a mantra and flew up, chasing straight towards the beauty lady, the monster had just flown over the roof, Lao Dao had already rushed to the bottom of the eaves, and the two were only one body away - if there was no accident, after a quarter of the pillar of incense, this beauty would be completely taken down by Lao Dao!

Unfortunately, the unexpected happened......

Seeing that the monster was about to tie her hands, at this moment, she suddenly turned around and raised her hand, and threw it downward, and a thing that I don't know what composition suddenly spread all over his face, and he screamed, rolled over and fell down from mid-air, and smashed on my group of foolish subordinates below.

The old man didn't get up for a long time, and asked someone to go up to check -, the old man was actually beaten into a half-body by the ink thrown in, and the game is over, not to mention catching demons, it is estimated that it will be a problem to eat, drink and Lazar in the future......

He's scrapped!

My biggest reliance was made by a piece of ink, which made me deeply miss the evil act of secretly throwing ink behind the teacher's back when I was studying, how beautiful, how comfortable, and how worry-free - to our dying youth!

……

The enemy of the enemy is a friend, this truth is really true, so after some discussion, I shook hands with Lao Dao in the Qingdi Temple, and formally established an offensive and defensive alliance - the boss of the old Dao of the Dragon Descending was reluctant, but there was no way, because his mana was gone, and the beautiful demon used the ink thrown out by Ma Liang's magic pen to directly reset the cultivation of the Descending Dragon XIII to zero, and made him a trumpet again.

This also aroused my attention to the magic pen: what kind of pen is this, which can scrap an Arhat with a flick of his hand?

Lao Dao pulled the ink marks that penetrated deep into the texture of his body with one hand, and sighed for a long time: "I can't think of it, I can't imagine it, I have descended the dragon Arhat for thousands of years, and I was actually plotted by a little demon." ”

I snorted and drank the good tea of the old way, crossed my legs, and squinted at him: "Yes!" Who called you self-righteous? Let me tell you, old man, your uncle will always be your uncle, but your aunt is no longer your aunt before! ”

The old dragon descending dao wondered: "What do you mean by this? ”

I waved my hand with a big grin: "Don't care what you mean, anyway, it's what a very bullish person said in the Spring Festival Gala - say, what now, do you continue to guard me off as a villain of the ninth world, or teach me some tricks to clean him up, and then let's go our separate ways?" ”

The dragon descending old man smiled bitterly: "Do you think I still have a choice?" ”

I thought for a moment and nodded, "That's it." ”

The Dragon Descending Old Daoist sighed: "The pen in the monster's hand is a treasure, if you want to deal with her, I think you have to gather the strength of three people, after gathering three people, you can go to Hulu Mountain to find the mountain immortal, find the treasure he guards, and use it to subdue this monster." ”

"Immortals? His name? ”

"Panshan B."

I said from the bottom of my heart: "Good name - I want to ask, is this guy just a pangolin?" ”

The old man nodded: "Yes, their whole family is an immortal who cultivates pangolins, four brothers, pangolin, pangolin, panshan, c, c, and take turns guarding the treasures, but it is said that C. C. has passed away, and only Panshan B is still in the world." ”

I nodded, "I see." So, who are the other two people I'm looking for? ”

"The Ninth Pheasant, the Ninth Beggar, and the Ninth Wicked, you need to find the other two."

I was displeased: "Why do you mention this stubble again?" ”

Descending Dragon said helplessly: "It's not that I want to mention it, the main thing is that I can't help but mention it - do you know why I want to find the three of you, give me guidance, and make you change in your next life?" ”

"Isn't it to promote love in the world, and you made a bet with the above?"

"Non-yes, non-yes," the dragon descending old man shook his head slowly: "Actually, this matter has a lot to do with the underworld, but it is inconvenient for the underworld to come forward, so I let me go down to earth in the name of betting, and I want to do something else......"

Speaking of this, the dragon descending old road braked suddenly, his face was embarrassed, and he didn't know whether he was saying that he was bald or deliberately selling off, of course, I was immediately unhappy-

"Old man, you urinate frequently and urgently, why do you still say half and two drops, what do you mean?"