Chapter 1: The Pseudo-Psychiatrist Real Landlord
Fang Wu Wei, the square of the square, Wu Chu's Wu, the promising Wei, a name that seems to be quite normal, but it is very tangled to read. He himself didn't understand why his parents gave him such a name, it sounded like Fang Wuwei and should have done nothing. Although there is an old saying that "people are not as good as their names", for example, Zhao Shuai is generally not handsome at all, and Chen Ergou's life is full of demons, and the most exaggerated Xiao Ming is synonymous with all kinds of powerful and invincible. According to this common sense, Fang Wuwei should be very productive, but unfortunately, there is another sentence called "people are like their names", and Fang Wuwei happens to belong to the latter.
As a psychology student, after finishing university and completing the National Level 3 Certificate in Psychology, Fang Wuwei officially became a psychological counselor preparing for employment. He still remembers the first time he went to an interview with a psychiatrist, and the interviewer said to him:
"As a doctor, you have to be responsible for the patient, and we psychologists have a deep understanding of the word 'responsibility'. If you cure a normal person into a murderer, a man, and a madman, you will not only harm you. So do you have any experience in therapy? ”
After Fang Wuwei listened to what the interviewer said, he thought about it carefully for a long time, although he thought that he would not turn others into killing, human, and mad, but he really had no experience, so he was resolutely rejected. And whenever he wanted to apply for a job again, he always kept thinking of a killing, a person, and a madness, preventing him from becoming a psychiatrist, and in this way, Fang Wuwei became an unemployed psychological counselor. But even if he is temporarily unemployed, Fang Wuwei is not very worried, his family still has a three-story house, two years ago his parents told him that if he does not have a job in the future, he will go there, and change the three-story house into a shared house for rent, so that he will not starve to death.
For this, Fang Wuwei is very grateful to his parents, when he was a child, he always thought that his parents didn't love him, and took the name Wuwei, until he learned that his parents had bought a house for him, he realized that his parents didn't love him, but they didn't have any hope for him.
That's the end of the introduction as a hero for the time being.,The screen turns back to the present.。
Fang Wuwei was standing on the train with a pile of luggage, shedding tears of gratitude for his parents' love for him, and muttered in his mouth:
"Dad, Mom. It turns out that the house you are talking about will take a three-hour train ride to get there. ”
After coming to his destination after a lot of hardship, Fang Wuwei looked around, except for a 7 convenience store, a clinic, and a lonely bus stop sign that said Longsheng Mansion, there were only rows of lifeless, connected small three floors. Fang Wuwei silently approached the convenience store with his luggage and took a look, and there was a somewhat shabby sign hanging on the convenience store, which read, "1357 is closed, 246 is open in the afternoon until the evening." As for the clinic, he directly hung up a "medical phone number 120" on the sign, which made Fang Wuwei feel a little cool in this big summer.
It is said that Fang Wuwei's parents bought a house here at a very low price, and then the developer ran away. According to the developer's statement that it is "located in a holy place that is not disturbed by the hustle and bustle of the city", the developer really did not lie at all, but it would be more realistic for him to say that "it is located in a place where there are no human beings". And what is the "safest place in X City", how can there be a safety problem without even people?!
In short, in Fang Wuwei's opinion, there should be no one here who will come here again except him, and for a moment he felt worried about his future, and began to think about not staying here even if he treated others as killing, human, and crazy, but he quickly dispelled this idea. Fang Wuwei silently carried his luggage, and began to look for his own house, No. 233 Longsheng Mansion, among the small three floors.
Originally, Fang Wuwei refused to be at home at first, as a man, he should have worked hard in the society to make his own piece of the world, but when Fang Wuwei thought that the current employment situation was so grim and there was no understanding of the society, Fang Wuwei resolutely released the rental information immediately.
"If I can't even do something as trivial as being a landlord, how can I be a qualified psychologist?"
Fang Wuwei looked at the house in front of him and sighed again.
In front of me is a three-story house, let's say it's a villa, it looks like a square, yes, a square of squares, a square of squares, a rectangular square. There was a small fenced open space in front of the house, and I remember my father saying, "The house has its own garden." But Fang Wuwei couldn't imagine this small bare place as a garden at all. And in such a large place, even planting flowers will only make people feel like they have a few potted plants. And the door of the house is an ordinary security door, which can only be passed by one person, and the three words "security door" are written on it. Just such a simple appearance, a simple garden, and a simple gate actually made Fang Wuwei feel like he had seen a piece of, Fang Wuwei couldn't help but secretly admire the designer of this house in his heart, you must know that it is very rare to be able to put together a bunch of things with completely different shapes into another thing.
Fang Wuwei didn't even use the key and walked into the house, it is estimated that this anti-theft door is a fake and shoddy product, Fang Wuwei just tentatively twisted the doorknob and opened it directly. Thanks to the fact that the birds don't poop, the grass doesn't grow, and there are basically no living people, the things in the house feel the same as they are at all, and there is nothing to be missing at all.
Before going out, the family had specially bought two portable stools for Fang Wuwei and a sleeping bag, Fang Wuwei remembered what his mother said before leaving, "There's nothing over there, you make do with it first, I definitely won't ask someone to help you send things over." Then his mother stuffed two bottles of water into Fang Wuwei's luggage. As soon as he recalled this incident, Fang Wuwei couldn't help but shed two tears of gratitude.
Looking at the house except for the dust is the wall for a while, Fang Wuwei immediately cheered up again, each floor of the house is about 100 square meters, the first floor looks into the house from the door, and the living room is opposite, there is a staircase on the left side of the living room leading to the second and third floors, and on the far right is a kitchen and a toilet; On the second floor, as soon as you go up the stairs, there is a small corridor with two windows open on one side and four rooms on the other, each with its own toilet; There is also a corridor on the third floor along the stairs, except for the side with the open window and the second floor, the other side has become two large rooms, Fang Wuwei decided to occupy the large room on the third floor near the stairs on the spot, because the room is the largest, and if there is an earthquake, it is relatively fast to run to the stairs.
Generally speaking, Fang Wuwei is still quite satisfied, after all, this is a person who lives, and it can also bring him income, although there are no tenants coming to the door, but Fang Wuwei is still full of confidence in his landlord life, especially if the tenant has a few beauties or something, maybe he can come to a few sexual encounters to open a harem or something, although he feels dirty when he thinks about it, but he is very happy.
How to say that although Fang Wuwei does not have a peerless appearance, he is a little more handsome than many people, and on the whole, he definitely doesn't look annoying, but he doesn't like it very much. And the experience of feelings, in the past 20 years, he has also met countless goddesses, but he has also met it, he has never eaten pork and seen pigs run, when he was in college, he wrote a love analysis paper and was also on the school newspaper, Fang Wuwei vaguely remembered a sentence in that paper that said
"I personally believe that love is an emotion derived from physiological needs, and it belongs to a kind of perverted psychology."
When he showed the paper to his tutor with great interest, the tutor who was drinking water sprayed him directly, and then took a picture of his paper in front of Fang Wuwei and sent it to the circle of friends.
Fang Wuwei shook his head, although he didn't understand why his paper could be laughed at every day in the colonel's newspaper back then, but it was still a little famous, wasn't it? Just as he was about to tidy up the room and thinking nonsense, Fang Wuwei's mobile phone suddenly rang.
Pulling out his mobile phone, a text message appeared on the screen of his mobile phone, and a text message was sent from a number that had never been reflected in Fang Wuwei's mind.
"The Sprinkle family is Zheng Koumao, I heard that you have a remote house to rent, and the Sprinkle family wants to see the house."
Fang Wuwei was stunned, the person who sent the text message was really vulgar to ancient times, and he actually claimed to be a sprinkler. Speaking of renting a house, Fang Wuwei remembered that his unicorn arm had uncontrollably posted several pieces of rental information on the Internet, and at that time, he also added a sentence at the end, which was very mentally retarded, this landlord specializes in psychology, as a psychologist, the three views are normal, please rest assured to move in, and I can also help you with free psychological counseling!
Thinking of this, Wu Wei blushed, but with the mentality that he could pit one by one, he immediately replied to a text message.
"You are always welcome to come and see the property."
As long as you can find it. Fang Wuwei silently added a sentence in his heart.
"Smack!"
At the moment when he clicked the reply, a loud noise suddenly came from behind Fang Wuwei who was in the living room.