Chapter 2: On the Awakening
"Smack!"
Fang Wuwei was shocked in his heart, could it be that the security door had fallen! Although it is a fake and shoddy product, it is also called an anti-theft door, even if it is not anti-theft, it can't even be a door?! Thinking of this, Fang Wuwei hurriedly turned around and took a look. I saw a strong figure standing in front of Fang Wuwei, and the security door behind the figure was still tightly closed, Fang Wuwei breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, it was not the security door that was broken. But soon his heart was raised again, this time because of that strong figure, Fang Wuwei took a few steps back, touched his luggage before stopping, and cautiously looked at this inexplicably strong figure.
It was a man, with short hair, a resolute face with a shallow scar from the top of his left eye to the top, his eyes revealed a firm will, he was at least 180 tall, and the two chest muscles under the T-shirt were slightly raised, and bulging green tendons spread on the wheat-colored arms. A battle-hardened soldier, or rather, a battle-hardened mercenary, is more suitable.
"You're a landlord?!" A voice as thick as the sound of a bell came from the body of this strong man.
Fang Wuwei shook for a moment, and subconsciously replied.
"It's not!"
No one knows what this product is for, if it comes to kill people and sell more goods, he will be done before the poor landlord takes office, and why does this bird not, chicken does not lay eggs, and there is such a creature at the top of the food chain in a deserted place?
The strong man showed a trace of doubt in his eyes, took out his mobile phone and clicked it twice, and made a call, and after a while, Fang Wuwei still held the mobile phone in his hand and screamed~ .
While thousands of divine beasts trampled by in his heart, Fang Wuwei suddenly remembered the person who had just said that he wanted to see the house.
"This good man, you... Are you Mr. Zheng? Fang Wuwei hurriedly asked tentatively.
The strong man was stunned, smiled, and nodded to admit his identity as Mr. Zheng.
Fang Wuwei secretly breathed a sigh of relief, if he was some kind of bad person, he had no way to ask for help in this "wilderness". However, what Fang Wuwei didn't notice at all was why this Mr. Zheng appeared behind him for no reason, maybe he could only blame the anti-theft door that was not anti-theft at all.
Fang Wuwei secretly glanced at the dusty room, and was a little entangled in his heart, who knew that this tenant would come so soon.
"That. Mr. Zheng, I just arrived today, and the house hasn't been cleaned, and the furniture hasn't been made yet, why don't you visit the room first? ”
"No, you don't." The strong man's majestic voice lit up directly. Hearing the strong man say this, Fang Wuwei was shocked again, could it be that he came to rob under the pretense of looking at the house? Don't say that Fang Wuwei is timid, it's just that this strong man is burly and has a scar on his face, he feels very dangerous at first glance, plus he has a loud voice, anyone who is yelled at by him standing in front of him, he must be careful of the straight jump of the liver.
The strong man said directly: "I heard that you can do psychological counseling?" ”
Fang Wuwei looked at the strong man with strange eyes, and remembered that he had written such a "free psychological consultation" on the rental information, could it be that this strong man had a hidden psychological disease? Fang Wuwei suddenly remembered a "truth" that the teacher said back then: those who are strong on the surface are more fragile in their hearts, and those who seem to be sick on the surface are generally really sick.
After calming down his emotions, Fang Wuwei put on a high-ranking psychiatrist, although in Fang Wuwei's impression, the outstanding talents engaged in psychology-related generally look sick, and the feeling is that they have cured themselves of madness, but the so-called psychiatrist wants to treat the disease, he must let the patient trust himself first, to put it mildly, it is to deceive the patient first, and to deceive the patient, he can't put on a nervous look.
Fang Wuwei figured out the joints, showed a harmless smile of humans and animals, and said to the strong man in front of him, "That's right! I majored in psychology in college, and I also got a certificate in psychological counseling, although I have less experience, but you can trust me. It's just that Fang Wuwei's eyes sparkled as if he was looking at an experimental product.
The strong man didn't seem to care about Fang Wuwei's eyes, and asked with a hint of expectation.
"Can I do any kind of counseling?"
"That's right, you can do any kind of counseling!" I don't have any experience anyway! Fang Wuwei added another sentence in his heart.
After hearing what Fang Wuwei said this, the strong man showed an excited expression, as if he had finally found someone who could help him, and hurriedly said:
"Great! Let's get started! ”
The sound like a lion's roar hit Fang Wuwei's originally strong heart again, making Fang Wuwei tremble again, but this could not withstand the excitement in his heart at this time, it has always been Fang Wuwei's dream to be able to help others see a doctor, although his mind is already growing in his experience value, but what he knows more is that his main job now is to be a landlord, and if the landlord has no tenants, he can only call the unemployed landlord, and he wants to win two positions in one fell swoop and achieve a well-off.
As soon as Fang Wuwei thought about it clearly, he said righteously:
"Mr. Zheng, psychological counseling is okay, but you have to live here as my tenant before we can start, psychological counseling is a welfare condition for tenants, do you understand?"
After listening to Fang Wuwei's words, the strong man's face showed a trace of embarrassment, and his healthy wheat-colored face was slightly red.
"That's... Landlord, the economy has been a little tight recently, or the Sprinkle family will live here first, you can help the Sprinkle family do psychological counseling first, and then give it to you when you have money. ”
After hearing this, Fang Wuwei's heart twitched, he had to owe rent before he started living, how thick is this to reach the realm? Besides, if someone owes rent, the landlord can knock on the door every once in a while to harass and harass him, urge rent or something, what about himself? is as strong as a Lu Zhishen, and there is a scar on his face, if you think about a person with a scar on his body, basically when he is in a desperate situation, his combat effectiveness can be increased by half, and if he encounters a scar on his whole body, it will be doubled! If you meet someone with a scar on your waist, you may be selling a kidney, but the big man in front of you has a scar on his face, what can he sell on his face?! Even if you don't talk about the problem of combat effectiveness, this strong man came here to rent a house to show that there is a problem with his psychology! A mighty man with psychological problems, whose combat effectiveness can increase by half from time to time, and who owes rent before he even lives in it, Fang Wuwei will not recruit this kind of tenant even if he is a double-unemployed psychiatrist landlord!
After the strong man made this shocking remark, he seemed to realize that something was not quite right with what he said, and hurriedly added another sentence.
"Landlord, the Sprinkle family will sign a contract with you! Definitely not lose your money! ”
The corners of Fang Wuwei's eyes kept twitching, he was not sure if there was a problem with this strong man's psychology, but his three views were obviously abnormal, he just hoped that he was a good person, otherwise he would rush to this body with explosive combat effectiveness, and he would be strong and cured, and he really couldn't do anything with him. Fang Wuwei was stunned and looked at the strong man... The scar on his face, said slowly.
"Mr. Zheng, of course it's okay to sign a contract, but I'm also too busy to take care of myself now, and I can't eat the contract as a meal."
The strong man was stunned for a moment, thinking that this was indeed the truth, but the strong man still hadn't given up on living here, because he had to solve something, and his heart knot blocked the pace of progress.
"Landlord, as long as I can untie the knot in my heart and cure this psychological problem, I will definitely not owe as much money as I want!"
Like a copycat mobile phone with 8 speakers, it rang again in Fang Wuwei's ears when it was turned on to the maximum volume. Fang Wuwei's heart had already begun to feel broken, and he couldn't understand why he had to be tortured by people on his eardrums on the first day he came to this ghost place where birds don't, chickens don't lay eggs, and no one else. Fang Wuwei really wanted to drive this strong man away quickly, but due to the strong man's deterrent power, Fang Wuwei carefully considered it for a few seconds, and decided to reason with the strong man first, otherwise he couldn't bear it when the strong man launched a surge.
Fang Wuwei said helplessly:
"So, Mr. Zheng, can you tell me what kind of knot you have?"
The strong man's eyes lit up, and he thought that the landlord seemed to be willing to help him, so he moistened his throat and said:
"Landlord, the knot in the heart of the Sprinkle family started a long time ago, when the Sprinkle family was still a white-collar worker, working nine nights every day."
When Fang Wuwei heard the beginning of the strong man, he suddenly felt a burst of novels coming, and hurriedly stopped the story of the strong man.
"Pause, Mr. Zheng, you better just talk about your heart knot."
The strong man thought for a moment and sighed, as if he was about to say something that had plagued him for a long time in his life.
"Alas, don't hide it from you, the landlord, the Sprinkle family wants to be a murderer, a man, and a madman."
Hearing this, Fang Wuwei gasped and almost choked to death by the air he had inhaled.
"Ahem."
This unexpected unfolding made Fang Wuwei only feel that the sky was dark, as if the worldview he had shaped for a long time was about to be defeated and reshaped by this Mr. Zheng, and after a short moment of distraction, Fang Wuwei immediately said towards Zhuang Chinese.
"Mr. Zheng, you are sick! It's not light! ”
Hearing Fang Wuwei say this, the strong man became even more joyful, and looked at Fang Wuwei with black lines on his face and said:
"Yes, the Sprinkle family is really sick! You can see it at once the landlord, it's amazing! ”
Fang Wuwei thought to himself in his heart, you find someone on the side of the road and say that you want to be a murderer, a person, and a madman, everyone knows that you are sick, and if you are unlucky, you will take out a police officer and kill you.
"Mr. Zheng, I don't think your worldview is normal."
Fang Wuwei looked at the strong man in front of him seriously... The scar on the face, no way, that scar is too conspicuous.
After hearing this, the strong man sighed and said slowly.
"Alas, yes, it's really not normal for the Sprinkle family to be a killer, a person, and a madman."
"Ahem. Mr. Zheng, what I'm talking about is that you actually think it's normal to be a killer, a person, and a madman, and this worldview is very distorted! After listening to the strong man's words, Fang Wuwei almost choked on the air he inhaled again, and quickly explained to the strong man.
After hearing this, the strong man glanced at Fang Wuwei suspiciously, as if Fang Wuwei's worldview was distorted.
"What are you talking about, landlord, the Sprinkle family lives in an infinite space, isn't the correct world view just to be a decisive killer, a person, and a madman?"