Let Tai Er sit with the trio of the Kong family, I cautiously touched the third floor, and as soon as I arrived in the corridor, I saw Ximen blowing snow and shaking his hand out of the toilet, and when I looked at each other, he grinned and greeted me, I said strangely: "Aren't you in retreat and meditating above, what are you doing down?" ”

Ximen Fuxue said strangely: "Don't you go to the toilet after retreat?" He despised me, and went up the stairs to the roof without looking back. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I just found out that my IQ has dropped a little bit recently, and I feel depressed, and I just walked to the side door of the house where Ren Xiaoyan lived, and the door suddenly opened, and Lolixi walked out from inside with a smile, and I praised one when I saw me: "It's done well, this big drama is really for you to sing." ”

I said uncomfortably: "It's just that Ren Xiaoyan is a little unhappy - it looks like she's going to soar!" ”

"That's not going to happen," Lori smiled: "It happened suddenly, even if Sister Xiaoyan is open-minded, she will inevitably be frightened, so she is angry for a while, if you apologize in person, I think you really won't be worried." ”

I was suspicious, "You're To, aren't you?" ”

Lori grimaced at me and walked away......

When I pushed the door in, Ren Xiaoyan was sitting on the bed thoughtfully and angry, seeing that I was coming, she turned her head to the side clearly, and put on a posture of rejecting people thousands of miles away. ”

She doesn't speak.

Of course, I didn't say anything, just put aside and started humming - she ignored us and we didn't pay attention to him, if you want to turn around, you can't blindly cater to the tune, how many years have men and women been equal, I can't turn over the serf and sing again, right?

Ren Xiaoyan's temperament is not a master who can take a tone and tone, and she couldn't stand it after only two minutes of posture, so she turned her head and said, "You deliberately buried me, did you think about pregnancy?" ”

It's easy to deal with me, and I suddenly changed my bitter and hateful face and said, "Then you tell me, what else can I do in that situation at that time?" Yagami Nunnery is determined to marry you home as a daughter-in-law, the consultation of the Eight-Nation Alliance is about to come out, I don't take some fierce medicine, I guess you should know! ”

It's rare for me to be righteous in this matter, I didn't say that it was Taier's self-initiative that took the matter on me, anyway, she wouldn't spare me if it was anyone, it was better to be a good person, and it could be regarded as applying God's words: Whether it is a man or a woman, there are always a few days of unpredictable temper changes every month, and the gods are chattering......

Ren Xiaoyan patted the bed and said, "You can't talk about pregnancy anymore, my boyfriend hasn't got pregnant before he gets married, how can you explain that you let me go home?" ”

I sighed, "He may not just tell your dad, right?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan snorted: "What do you think?" ”

This is true, the Kong family came to propose marriage majestically, no matter what the result is, there must be a saying, this is the same as the ugly daughter-in-law going to her in-laws' house to cook, whether the taste is good or not, whether the dish is pasty or not, there must be a result, and in the end, you can't rely on the sentence 'the pot is lost' to get by, right?

I scratched my head in great confusion: "Why is it so complicated, it's almost a grade like the boba skipping rope." ”

Ren Xiaoyan was curious: "What do you say?" ”

I said, "A wave of unevenness and a wave of unsettled!" ”

"Phew! Rogue! Ren Xiaoyan spat on me, stretched out her hand to cover her face and rub it twice, and muttered self-pity in her mouth: "What should I do, this matter will drag on for a few days at most, and it will definitely not work to hide from the world......"

I have already thought about this before I came up, and the current situation is only to throw the Kong family into the pit, and the most effective way is to get more and more intense - there is a proverb that says, to make a stick look shorter, the best way is to put the root on the side longer, although the impact of Ren Xiaoyan's pregnancy is big, but I am fully capable of making a bigger one!

When the time comes, will she still be a problem?

I hurriedly said: "If this is not the case, you can see if it is suitable ......"

I said it, and quickly made Ren Xiaoyan stupid, she stared at me in horror, "It's not appropriate to do this, right?" ”

"Then whatever you want," I spread my hands: "Anyway, I have no other way, either you go back to your father's chili water tiger chair, or the surname Kong falls into the pit and flutters, you choose." ”

Ren Xiaoyan thought for a while, and finally nodded: "Okay, I'll listen to you about this!" ”

"Gotcha!"

I went downstairs to find Lolita first, and I didn't talk nonsense, I told the plan straightforwardly, she immediately went to the second floor, and gathered those messy wandering ghosts and ghosts, and started the big plan of unfinished love step by step!

When I returned to the house, the Kong family had already recovered from the thunderbolt on a sunny day, and was whispering, and I didn't know whether to discuss the follow-up or discuss the authenticity, so I sat down with a big grin and said bluntly: "That Yagami ...... Uh, no, Young Master Kong, don't you want to know who got Miss Ren pregnant? ”

As soon as he said this, Yagami-an really exploded all over his red hair, "Who is it?" ”

"How can I betray my friend," I said righteously, "I will never tell you about him above!" ”

Yagami'an's eyes lit up, and he twisted his neck and began to howl out of the door: "What about people? ”

The black suit immediately appeared at the door as if it were a trick.

Yagami Nunnery didn't say a word, and rushed towards the third floor with people pedaling, so majestic that it was almost the same as the old man and old lady squeezing the bus, but the hole and the old peacock on the side did not move at all, but they all looked up and glanced out of the door, there was an indescribable chill in their eyes, and I instantly understood their thoughts:

it! You know what your son is doing and deliberately conniving, patting your ass to kill people and oversell goods, waving your sleeves and not accumulating any yin virtue - what kind of thing is this!

I smiled and said, "Aren't you going to go up and have a look?" ”

Kong Xiangmin smiled and said: "Mr. He said that he was joking, my son went up to meet his rival in love and talk, why did we seniors come forward?" ”

I pretended to be curious: "If you don't beat people, what if there is a good one?" ”

"Let's fight it!" Kong Xiangmin sneered: "In other words, if he is not here today, I will find a way to find him out and clean him up when I go back - if I don't give him a little bit of power, then where will we put the face of the Kong family?" ”

His wife interjected and waved her hand domineeringly: "As long as you don't kill you, this matter won't matter-Mr. He, if you don't interfere today, it will definitely be good for you to turn back." ”

"If you don't interfere, I definitely won't interfere!" I grinned and said, "I'm just curious, why do you think that your son beat people up, not people who cleaned him up?" ”

Kong Xiangmin said confidently: "Impossible! The kung fu of my three bodyguards is first-class, and the three or five people who are idle are not opponents at all......"

At this time, there was a sudden sharp scream from upstairs, followed by a crackling sound, Kong Xiangmin's and his wife's faces changed a little, and I don't know if it was excitement or a sense of accomplishment after revenge, anyway, it looked weird, the same as in movies and TV - the standard bad guy face, the only one has no semicolon!

By the way: the show has reached this point, and the bad guys no longer have the possibility of going undercover.

The screams intensified, and they went straight to the ghost crying wolf and howling to death, Kong Xiangmin and his wife both began to drink tea with ghosts in their hearts, and then they picked up the cup, and when an electric current sounded, the electric lights in the house began to flicker brightly and dimly.

Kong Xiangmin put the cup down and frowned, "What's the matter?" ”

I knew it but said with a confused face: "It's been like this a lot lately, I don't know if it's a problem with the transformer." ”

Kong Xiangmin nodded: "It may also be a ...... caused by the aging of the line" "Don't talk about the line, I still care about my son," the old peacock looked out nervously, and said casually: "You said he shouldn't have hurt his hand clearly when he saw clearly, right?" ”

I pouted: These two people really deserve to be villains, their words and deeds really don't leave a way back for themselves, how much they hate it, and it's light to say that people are angry.

At this time, a faint sigh suddenly sounded outside, and the creeps were so cold that I couldn't help but shudder even if I knew the inside story, not to mention Kong Daqian and the old peacock - these two stood up, their eyes intertwined and probed out: "What sound?" ”

Kaziz...... Kaziz......

The electric current sounded a few times, and finally it simply went out completely, and the entire second floor was completely dark.

Alas......

The cold voice sounded again, drifting far and near, and a layer of mist arose in the hall outside, reflecting a faint blue-green light, completely turning the second floor into a haunted house......

The old peacock screamed directly, although Kong Daqian didn't make a sound, but his legs began to sift the chaff, I don't know if he did too much to do bad things, these two old boys themselves are empty-hearted.

I snorted coldly and attached my ear: "Don't be angry, I arranged it." ”

Tai Er nodded and stood up suddenly: "I'll go out and have a look." Without waiting for anyone to answer, he rushed out of the house with the wind and disappeared from everyone's sight in an instant.

Kong Daqian was stunned for a while, and suddenly said with a flash of inspiration: "Let's go ...... too" As he spoke, he wanted to rush out, but he was stopped by the old peacock as soon as he took a step, "My son is still on it!" ”

Kong Daqian stomped his feet and said, "I forgot about this stubble......" He turned his head to look at me, and said anxiously: "Mr. He, I'll give you 100,000, you go up-" Before the words came out, a ghost shadow suddenly appeared on the ceiling of the room, white and red.

Bai Shengsheng's ghost, covered in blood and miserable, still carrying his head in his hands, his eyes bulging out of his tongue, the whole posture of being dead, and more importantly, when she appeared, she also came to her throat by the way:

"I'm ~ dead ~ got ~ good ~ miserable ~ ah!"

I put my head on the table, which means that the person can understand: I fainted, I fainted, you know?

Kong Daqian and the old peacock didn't look at me at all, and before my mind touched the table, they had already rushed out screaming, not the slightest vagueness!

"The person who has achieved great things is really unusual, and he sold me by instinct!"

As soon as I looked up and remembered, the ghost with the head had floated in front of me, and the ghost continued in a ghostly voice: "I~die~ have to ......" "Kill you big-headed ghost!" I pointed outside: "Those two are the goal, hurry up, don't waste in front of me!" ”

The head-carrying ghost stretched out his right hand and grabbed the head he was holding in his left hand, smiled embarrassedly, and hurriedly followed.

When I went to the door, I thought that the two old boys were going to save their son, but after seeing it, they didn't go at all, but went straight to the stairs to escape from the road, but unfortunately, when I saw it, there were already two ghosts floating from the ceiling to their backs, and they stretched out their hands to block it, and the two of them turned a corner and went straight to the toilet......

Lolita appeared from the staircase on the third floor at this time, grinning, and countless ghosts rushed into the toilet from behind her, only in a short tenth of a second, and suddenly the crying father and mother ghost cried wolf!

I walked over and said to Lolita a little worriedly: "Can they stand the scare, what if they have a heart attack at that time?" ”

"It's okay," Lori said with a smile, "With me here, where did they die!" ”

I was relieved, "What about their son?" ”

Lolita pointed upstairs, "I'm stupid." ”

"Yes!" I casually said, "It's not that easy to be stupid, is it?" ”

"No, if you want to be stupid, you must be stupid," Lori said solemnly: "The underworld has always only cared about life and death, regardless of intelligence, and we really have nothing to do about brain damage." ”

"It's broken!"

I rushed upstairs with an arrow step, and as soon as I went up, I saw a few guys dressed in tatters like flowers lying on the ground, covered in blue and purple, and their clothes were torn into strips, and there were two ghosts behind each of them who pressed their eyelids up and down, and there was a big-bellied ghost on the opposite side with a knife to open the stomach, and one by one the internal organs were taken out, and each piece was still bloody in front of them, and the grandson had a howl and vomit in his throat, and his boss was spread in front of him.

But I'm relieved that they can't see me in this ghostly environment.

Lolita came up behind me: "What's wrong?" ”

"Almost, let them go," I nodded disgustingly, "If we vomit any more, we won't be able to live tonight." ”

Lo Lixi was suddenly surprised, and hurriedly waved her hand, and the wandering ghosts disappeared in an instant-those grandsons were vomiting one after another, and suddenly they didn't understand what was going on, and after about five seconds, one of the bodyguards suddenly reacted, "They're gone!" ”

The bodyguards turned over and got up, and at this moment I finally saw their ability - while continuing to vomit, they set up the Yagami Temple, and the four of them sprayed like four terrestrial cuttlefish, and the speed was quite fast!

Then, the big money and the old peacock downstairs were also released, and they also climbed away between the rivers and lakes......