As soon as the door opened, Kong Xiangmin's eyes jumped wide before he could enter, and Gu Pan was full of surprise and consternation, and then the old peacock and Yashenan also gasped and walked into the house, and their hands and feet were a little unsure of where to put them, Kong Xiangmin only spit out after half a sound: "Your room is too big!" ”

"Well, it's okay," I said casually, "mainly because there are fewer people and it looks spacious." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"The decoration is incredible!" Kong Xiangmin pointed to a lame coffee table and asked me, "This is the best golden silk nan, right?" ”

"Well, it seems to be ......"

Kong Daqian paced all over the house, and then stood by the cobwebs by the wall: "No! This thing looks like a spear of the Qin Dynasty, and it's quite real when you look at it - if it's a real guy, it's a national treasure! ”

"Imitation of ......"

"This pillar is inlaid with bronze pendants, why haven't you seen it?" The big money gasped: "It can't be from the tomb, right?" ”

I sweat one: "Bought online, thirty-eight yuan......"

I didn't see it, Kong Xiangmin is still a collector of enthusiasts, and it can be regarded as mass consumption when he has money, he went around the house to catch what to praise, and he looked straight at his eyes - I went out while taking stubble and called Tai Er over: "What do you let them see the house in, this movement is not quite right!" ”

Tai Er: "Ah Fang Palace." ”

I shuddered: "...... You really look lively and not afraid of big things! ”

I hurriedly sent him out to call Ren Xiaoyan, went back to clean up the mess with a bitter face, turned my head and saw Kong Xiangmin standing by the window with a look of fascination, staring at the lines hanging from above, and muttering: "Why don't I know this thing?" Could it be Fuxi Shennong's thing? ”

"That's the wire hanging down from the third floor, don't worry!" I sat down on the edge of the table and nervously handed over a message to Yagamian and his wife: "I have already asked people to call Ren Xiaoyan, you should call your Lao Tzu over!" ”

The arrogance of Yagami Nunnery and the old peacock has basically been extinguished so far, and the eyes of the same stupid and dumb are opened, and only after listening to me did he remember the purpose of this trip, and hurriedly went up to pull him over and sat down, and the group was sitting and waiting for Ren Xiaoyan's arrival.

I wiped my sweat and began to pour the tea one by one—the old man picked up the cup and his eyes straightened again, "You all use wine bottles to entertain guests?" ”

"Uh......"

At this time, the vibration began to come, and the cup on our table began to swing in a circle from the center outward, just like when the tyrannosaurus rex appeared in Jurassic Park, a group of people all looked sideways, and in anticipation, the sumo version of Ren Xiaoyan walked in slim, and the floor creaked in close contact with her heels, which was appropriately accompanied......

Yagami stood up in horror and said with a trembling mouth, "You...... You are...... It's ......"

"You read that right, I'm Ren Xiaoyan!" Ren Xiaoyan creaked over, and nodded at the old man and the old lady with three chins that were more than a double chin: "Hello uncle and aunt." ”

Before Kong Daqian could speak, the old peacock reacted from this shocking scene, stood up suddenly, and howled at Yashen'an: "She is the girl of the Ren family you want to marry?" ”

I can hear it from this sentence: the old man and the old lady are not familiar with Ren Xiaoyan at all.

Yagami nodded subconsciously, and suddenly shouted with a white face: "I don't believe it!" I don't believe you've been fat like this in a few days - makeup, makeup! He swooped to Ren Xiaoyan's side, grabbed his clothes and pulled them up, and kept shouting: "This is not true, this is definitely not true!" ”

It's just that he seems to have forgotten one thing: according to Newton's law of not knowing how much, weight mass is directly proportional to strength, so even Ren Xiaoyan has a lot more strength after a steep increase in weight of 100 catties - without waiting for the clothes to be lifted, she reached out and pushed, but directly lifted the Yagami Nunnery upside down and lifted it out!

Her face sank, and Ling Ran said, "What do you want to do?" ”

Yagami Nunnery fell into a lot of meat, and in this case, he could blurt out: "I don't want to!" ”

I nodded, "Honestly." ”

Ren Xiaoyan was so angry that her eyebrows were upside down, her face was flushed, and she lifted the chair with one hand......

I hurriedly rushed over to block in front of Yagami, and explained in a hurry: "Don't get me wrong, he just wants to verify whether you are wearing makeup, and there is absolutely no intention of picking up your clothes on the spot......" After speaking, I turned to Yagamian and said: "You are used to picking up clothes, you dare to do it when you see anyone?" If you want to verify whether Ren Xiaoyan is wearing makeup, don't you understand it by touching her face? ”

The old man and the old lady also hurriedly went up to help their son up from the ground, full of anger but helpless.

I squeezed my eyes desperately at Ren Xiaoyan, and pretended to persuade her: "Xiaoyan, don't worry too much about unintentional mistakes, since he doesn't believe that you are really fat, let him verify it!" ”

The chair was slowly lowered to the ground, and Ren Xiaoyan's mood quickly calmed down, she thought for a while and said, "Okay, since you don't believe it, let's take a look and see if I'm really fat or wearing makeup to lie to you!" ”

……

With a cup of tea, the Kong family finally understood that Ren Xiaoyan was really fat.

Kong Xiangmin first thought of the question of remedy: "What is the reason for your obesity, and have you been to the hospital?" Yagami, who was immersed in reminiscences and painful disorders, also raised his head and looked at Ren Xiaoyan with a hopeful face.

She shook her head with a look of dismay.

Kong Xiangmin said anxiously: "You should tell your parents and let them contact an expert for you!" ”

When I heard him say that he was looking for an expert, I couldn't help but interject: "Uh, the expert dares to say it, but you dare to believe it?" ”

Kong Xiangmin hurriedly said: "I'm talking about foreign experts!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan continued to shake her head, shaking her face full of fat, seeing that Yagami Nunnery was getting more and more disappointed, in fact, she stepped on me hard under the table with her feet, and the meaning was very clear: Hurry up, it's time for you to get out again.

In order to be able to walk on my legs tomorrow, I had to bite the bullet and start to fool: "Actually, we have already seen this matter, very professional people - why don't you let him tell you about it?" ”

"Where? The United States or Europe? ”

"Neither, from our community."

Yagami said angrily: "Mr. He, can you be serious?" ”

I mysteriously said, "This is not a doctor. ”

The Kong family was full of confusion, and they didn't think that the first person to react was Yagami'an, and she grabbed the table and said nervously: "Could it be...... That aspect? ”

I squinted and nodded, and the old peacock immediately became anxious: "Please!" ”

I went out, and immediately behind me came the voice of Yagami Nunnery and his Lao Tzu asking her anxiously, and the old lady muttered two sentences of explanation, and they immediately closed up, and it seemed that the matter had been pulled to the top of the eight characters.

Came to the lobby on the second floor, at this moment there have been a lot of wandering spirits sitting here, in my eyes it is clear and clear, buddy is also a person who enters the palace of the third place in the underworld, there is no fuss about this, just like greeting ordinary guests and wearing out, at the same time watching Xiao Zhuanfeng continue to send plates of skewers to the empty table in the eyes of outsiders, the wandering ghost smiled and handed the skewers to his mouth and sucked, the skewers suddenly changed color, just like the things that had just been taken out of the refrigerator became cold and white - the smug black suit was gone, I don't know if I saw a ghost or I couldn't stand the cold, so I went downstairs.

I took Tai Er out of the kitchen and said succinctly: "You go up, if you want to find a suitable excuse to explain Ren Xiaoyan's fattening, just follow the direction of the eight-character flow year, the more terrifying and annoying the better." ”

Tai Er spread his hands and said: "Then I can only say that Cheng Tian is a lone star Kefukezi." ”

I suddenly slapped my thigh: "Oh, this way, it's best to add Father-in-law and Mother-in-law to take a little business, now their Kong family has nothing to say, right?" "I admired myself a little bit when I came up with this idea, and I didn't wait for Tai Er to answer, I was happy first.

Tai Er said disdainfully: "To be honest, in fact, even if this is the case, I have a trick - you are lucky, if they come to me for help, I really have a way to break the fate of this Ke father and mother Ke Ke Zi." ”

My eyes were as big as a bull's eye, and I instantly became interested: "No, you can do this?" Say I've seen a lot! ”

Tai Er was embarrassed: "This is my recipe for eating, tell you ...... if you say it" "Don't worry, never spread it!" I solemnly promised, "You have to believe in my character." ”

Tai Er stared at me and didn't speak, and I said embarrassedly: "Change one, I'll guarantee it with a thousand yuan, right?" ”

"In that case, then I'll tell you," Taiji breathed a sigh of relief, "Actually, the way to break this kind of life is very simple, from now on, as long as they wear NIKE brand clothes at all times." ”

I wondered, "Why?" ”

Taiji grinned and said in a certain literate tone, "It's simple, because it's 'Nike'!" ”

"Hiccup~" I regretted: "Then you hurry up and give me a different trick......"

As soon as this matter is explained, it is boring, how do you think that the Kong family will go up this road, in case they also get a Nike for Ren Xiaoyan, then I don't have to work hard for this, so I immediately decided to let Tai Er change the number of ways, he thought about it and asked me: "Are you sure?" ”

I said, "Pretty sure." It's up to you, how you listen to what you say! ”

I very ceremoniously led Tai Er to sit in the private room, and introduced to the Kong family: "This is the most famous master in our community, all the feng shui gossip is fine, and the handiwork is exquisite. ”

The eyes of the Kong family suddenly lit up, especially the startled old lady of the Yashen Nunnery, who even folded her hands and saluted Taier with a pious face: "Please give the master advice." ”

Tai Er was solemn and dignified, rolling his eyelids and sitting at the table, Zhengse said: "This matter is very important, if it leaks, it will be punished by God, and I am also very embarrassed......" The old lady immediately took out a stack of red tickets from her bag and put them on the table, and said: "Please also ask the master for guidance." ”

Tai Er's words immediately changed: "...... Saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, seeing that you are so sincere, it's just that, I'll do my best to take on the role for you......"

The Kong family listened attentively to Taier's nonsense, and Ren Xiaoyan took the opportunity to possess me and said happily in my ear, "It's quite good, he used to be a civil servant, right?" ”

I nodded: "Almost, a system." ”

"No wonder," Ren Xiaoyan nodded and asked, "What is he going to say, does he need my cooperation?" ”

I thought for a moment, "Probably not." ”

Ren Xiaoyan said happily: "Okay, I'll rest assured." ”

At this time, Tai Er had already hung the appetite of the Kong family, and the ticket was stuffed into his pocket at some point, in simple words, all eyes were on him, and everyone focused on him, so he heard him cough and say:

"Okay, I'll tell you."

"You say, you say." Not only did the hearts of the Kong family trio mention, but even Ren Xiaoyan and I were a little looking forward to seeing how he broke this matter, and then, we listened to Tai Er say leisurely:

"The reason why Miss Ren became fat is that she is pregnant with twins!"

Burst!

I spurted three feet of old blood out of my mouthful!

I don't know what the reaction of the Kong family was, I didn't have time to look at it, because just a second later, Ren Xiaoyan had already stood up ashamedly and angrily, grabbed the table with both hands and flew away, I hurriedly rushed up to hug her, and shouted hoarsely: "Don't get angry, don't get angry......"

Kong Xiangmin came back to his senses at this time: "Why did she react so much?" ”

I hugged Ren Xiaoyan desperately, and turned my head to shout: "If you are pregnant and announce on TV, you can be happy, Xiaoyan doesn't know if you are seen by the magic stick - Xiaoyan is calm, this is really not a big deal......" followed me and lowered my voice and said in her ear: "Don't fight, if you fight again, your efforts will be lost!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan shouldered, threw me a few meters away, glared at me angrily and shyly, turned her head and clicked away, I couldn't help but shudder, and I didn't know what to do for a while.

The Kong family beat their chests and howled for a while, and then they completely woke up from the thunderbolt on the sunny day, and when I was about to go out, I heard Yagami Nunnery ask, "Then is it still possible for me to be her prince?" ”

"Do you still want to marry this woman?" The old peacock screamed: "She is pregnant with other people's children, where is this going to be spread out of our family's face?" ”

"I'll just ask!" Yagami Nunnery whispered: "Master, is there still a solution to this matter?" ”

Tai Er pondered, half a sound, and said resolutely: "Nothing else, but you have to be her prince, there is still a way to fulfill your wish." ”

Yagami immediately handed over the ticket again.

Tai Er said solemnly: "You recognize her as a godmother - from now on, she is the queen mother, and you are the prince!" ”

Me: "......"

Yagami looked up to the sky and shouted: "What the hell is this!" ”