Unexpectedly met the Supreme Treasure Sun Gohan father and son, and found Ren Xiaoyan, this trip to the Dark Gate was completely worth the ticket price, and I was in a good mood all the way, until I was stopped by the waiter at the gate of the house. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Because he yelled at me with fire, he shouted vigorously: "Oh no, Lord Jiang Shang, the king is furious in the palace, and orders me to guard at the gate of the mansion, and you will take him to see him as soon as you come back!" ”

"What's wrong?" I was surprised, "I remember that we didn't say that we were absent from work!" ”

"There is no rule on absenteeism, and there is no record of late arrival and early departure, I am sure!" The waiter said: "I think that the king is angry mostly because your errand was not done well - the loaches full of pits under the Star Picking Tower look similar to the fishing pond of the farmhouse, and the courtiers of several countries are stealing fun, and the king must feel that he can't save face." ”

"A courtier of several countries? Who's coming? ”

"Southern Bohou E Chongyu, Northern Bohou Chonghou Hu, Xibohou Jichang's son Boyi Kao, it is said that Niangniang's father Dongbohou Jiang Huanchu is also on the road - they seem to have come to make a special trip to intercede for Ji Chang, Boyi Kao also brought the three major treasures of the family heirloom, and begged the king to forgive his father's offense."

I calculated that the time is about the same, according to the historical development route, it is indeed the time when Bo Yi is admitted to the court song and dedication, if nothing else, this girl will soon be cut into minced meat by the king of Xuan to make steamed buns and give it to his father, and then the work of the Western Zhou Dynasty merchants is officially put on the agenda - paralysis, I am not ready to fight here, so I will wait for me to gather people to talk about it!

No, I have to take care of this, otherwise I won't be able to fight......

I nodded thoughtfully, my eyes were distracted and absent-minded, and I was so anxious that he stomped his foot and said, "What are you happy about, my lord, do you know that disaster is coming soon?" ”

I came back to my senses and said, "You mean that the king is already holding back his strength and preparing to kill me?" "Damn, I have to figure this thing out, if he already has the intention of killing me, then he is too lazy to talk nonsense and flash people directly, if not, I can hold on for a while by relying on my nepotism with Daji, and I will discuss the way back after waiting for everyone...... Shen Gongbao went to the Western Zhou Dynasty to seek officials, if I don't work hard to pull the relationship here, there will really be no way out in the future!

The waiter said frantically: "Do you need to say it?" The king has a bad temper in recent years, and if he doesn't go well, he will cut off his head and burn it, and the important ministers don't blink, do you say that you can compare to them? ”

This does make sense, although I have a little ambiguous ambiguity with Liu Yan, but God knows what the relationship between her and Daji says, there are too many girlfriends in modern society, otherwise how can there be a 'fire, anti-theft, anti-girlfriend'? I'll take some people with me, if something happens, it's better to get out of the way, it's not worth dying before you get started!

So I nodded: "Then you wait, I'll tell the two of you to go." After speaking, I went directly into the courtyard, and saw that a bunch of people inside were choosing houses everywhere to occupy the nest, and directly beckoned all the people to gather together: "Don't get it, I'm in a situation here, you guys take it slowly." ”

Everyone shouted and said, "You have to move if the rent is raised, right?" ”

"Where is this, you guess the hair!" I didn't feel angry and said: "Here's the thing, the king sent someone to call me, I should not be very satisfied with what I did a few days ago, so I have to go and test the water - Wukong and Supreme Treasure go with me, which of you go to the gate of the palace to guard, in case you hear that there is a fight inside, hurry back to report the news, let's meet outside the city." ”

Ren Xiaoyan snapped her fingers and calculated: "Only one person is left in the joint room to report the news?" ”

I thought about it, too: "Then why don't you go with the rest and stay outside?" ”

Everyone nodded: "That's all it can be." ”

The Space-Time Chicken reminded: "You have to leave a note, in case Wolverine and they come and know where to go, don't lose your life in vain." ”

Supreme Treasure hesitated: "It's not appropriate to leave a note, right?" In case the king's subordinates see the complaint, you can't run away! ”

Everyone nodded again: "That makes sense." ”

Ren Xiaoyan rolled her eyes, pulled a sheet from the side, picked up a piece of carbon and wrote two rows, she and Sun Gohan pulled it apart and shook at us: "Isn't this okay?" ”

We were directly happy, and we all praised: "Brilliant plan, this is really a wonderful plan!" ”

As you guessed, the two lines of words on the sheets are all in English, Wolverine's native language!

After discussion, I took the Supreme Treasure Sun Gohan out, the waiter was already in a hurry, and when he saw us coming out, he hurriedly greeted us and got into the car, only to see the wheels rolling, and the Star Picking Tower appeared in front of us again.

I honestly stood in front and said, "Jiang Shang came to meet the king and asked for a report." ”

The guard standing next to him handed over a golden cup, "Don't shout, sir, just say it here." "When I looked, there was an old elder's long rope connected to the back of the butt of the cup, which was an improved version of my pager, but I didn't expect this girl to move very fast!

The two guards on the roof who answered my page, and they quickly conveyed the above meaning: "The king has gathered with several marquis in the main hall, and told you that if you come back and go directly, you don't have to wait here." ”

We ran to the main hall again, and as soon as we entered, we saw several people in gorgeous clothes and high crowns sitting on the left and right, except for one who looked about the same age as me, everyone else was around forty or fifty years old, and the most eye-catching was the first one on the right side of the lower head, because only he was dressed in armor and full of cheeks, and his majestic appearance was similar to that of Thor-"What do you see," the king of Xuan woke me up from his daze with an angry shout, "Jiang Shang, are you guilty?" ”

I raised my eyes and saw that Daji, who was sitting next to the king, smiled slightly and didn't speak, and his heart immediately calmed down, and he pretended to say: "The minister doesn't know, please ask the king...... If I don't do well, just tell me! ”

King Xuan said: "I'll let you get something to punish the disrespectful palace people, what did you say to me, a mud pit loach, what are you going to do?" ”

I pretended to be frightened and said, "Didn't the king let me do it cheaply, so I thought about getting some loaches to toss them and let them go down in bikinis—this is really ill-conceived by the minister, and I asked the king to ask me to explain a thing or two." ”

"Does this punish people?" The king said angrily: "The widow was originally going to make a pit of ten thousand snakes, so that these disrespectful people would be bitten to death by ten thousand snakes, and the pain would be unbearable, do you think your loaches are more powerful than this?" ”

"It's definitely not as powerful, but—"

Before I could finish speaking, the king immediately slapped the back of his chair in a rage, and shouted: "Since you know, then you dare to use a loach - do you think that after inventing some pager, the widow will be reluctant to kill you?" ”

I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "Absolutely not like this, the reason why I am like this is completely for the sake of the king!" ”

"Excuses!" The king said: "The widow has never seen anything, do you think I will listen to some tricks and tricks?" Hugh has to quibble, Jiang Shang, aren't you going to confess honestly? ”

Before the king's words fell, Da Ji next to him opened his mouth leisurely, "King, I see that the old driver Jiang has reiterated again and again, this loach must have something we don't know how to play, and the concubine is very curious - otherwise, you let him talk about it, right?" As she spoke, her hand gently stroked the back of the king, and her coquettish begging face also leaned over, and the king snorted silently, reluctantly agreeing to her request, so he listened to Daji: "Jiang Shang, tell me, what is a bikini, and what is mud wrestling?" ”

I put my hand on my body and said, "Well, bikinis are like this, ahem, wear nothing but this thing, and then let them go down to the pit and compete." ”

When I first started the comparison, it was nothing, but as soon as I explained that I didn't wear anything else, the ears of several marquis suddenly stood up, and the king also sat up straight to listen to my explanation, and then I continued: "After they go down, let's pour the mud into it and let them fight inside, either one-on-one or group-on-group, and those who lose will accept the big adventure...... Hehe, the big adventure is to let her do whatever she wants, willing to gamble and lose, think about it, isn't this quite fun? ”

The king's eyes became brighter and brighter the more he listened, and his saliva couldn't help but murmur: "That's quite fun, hehe, what do you say, Aiqing?" ”

A group of Hou Ye and the King of Hou suddenly showed a knowing smile, and laughed together, their eyes were full of flavor that only men understand, and Chonghou Hu was even more eyebrow-raising: "Wang, let's make the bikini that the old driver Jiang said just now with silk, and it will rot when you tear it, what do you think?" ”

"Okay!" Everyone applauded, and even the Supreme Treasure beside me showed a look of fascination on his face......

I am also happy to think of this beautiful scene!

At this moment, the king finally waved his hand: "The widow blames you, the old driver Jiang Aiqing, then I will wait and see what awaits your loach wrestling - if you do it well, the widow will definitely be rewarded!" ”

Under the joy of the king, his eyes unconsciously fell on Sun Wuhan's body, and he stretched out his hand and pointed: "Eh, Jiang Aiqing, who is this, and what is the purpose of what you are bringing here?" ”

"I bring ...... Uh, this ...... He ...... this is a bad thing, I began to think about how to make the king unable to kill me, and I was not prepared for his sudden question, and I was suddenly speechless, but fortunately, at this time, Nan Bohou E Chongyu next to him had more words: "It seems that this child looks like a foreign person." ”

Foreign country? Oops, I've got a trick!

"Tell the king, this child is from the Wa country, their country got the news that there are flying immortals from the sky about to fall from the sky to poison the creatures, so I specially came to ask the king for help, ask the king to send troops to save them, and at the same time contribute to all things in the world!"

"Flying Immortals Outside the Sky, come quickly!" Without waiting for the king to speak, a burly general spoke first: "What is he capable of, and how far is the country of Wa from Chaoge, say it quickly!" ”

I was stunned: There is still someone here who dares to rob the king's words, who is he, such a bull X?

When the king saw that I was distracted, he thought that he didn't open his mouth and I didn't dare to answer, so he smiled and said: "Jiang Aiqing just entered the court for no reason, I don't dare to answer at will, I see this loyal and patriotic heart, but this matter still has to be explained - Aiqing, this is my three generations of important ministers of the Shang Dynasty, and the general Wen Taishi Wen Zhong, who assisted me in ascending the throne, he asked you to answer though, because ......" He paused, and said word by word: "His question is equivalent to me asking, do you know?" ”

Damn, Master Wen finally appeared!