Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Virgin Man

Wen Taishi's full name is Wen Zhong, the father of the Shang king, Emperor Yi died in the reign of 30 years, and he was a veteran of the three dynasties, both civil and military, and he paid equal attention to prestige. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

This person was apprenticed to the Holy Mother of Jin Ling in Biyou Palace when he was a child, and after 50 years of study, he went down the mountain to assist Emperor Yi. He and Huang Feihu are known as the Yin Shang civil and military shuangbi, almost single-handedly defending the Yin Shang Jiangshan Sheji, as the saying goes, "Wen is enough to Anbang, Wu is enough to set the country" in the "Wen" refers to Wen Taishi.

In his life, he fought in the south and the north, and was invincible, but he died in the battle of Juelongling during the western expedition to Xiqi, and died in the pillar of fire of the heavenly god refined by Yun Zhongzi, and all the people under his command were also killed in the hands of Jiang Ziya and others, and since then it has sounded the death knell of the destruction of Shang.

As one of the important ministers of the Shang Dynasty, I know the history of Wen Taishi very well, and I immediately remembered when the king mentioned it - how dare I slack off in the face of this kind of big coffee, and immediately replied: "Back to Taishi, the Wa Kingdom is on the big island in the east of our East China Sea, Fang Yuan and other lands of our four major princes, but unfortunately the people are short and weak, so there is no way to be bullied, so I can only send my Yang Shangguo to help." ”

Wen Taishi twisted his beard and muttered, "Then what is the ability of the Flying Immortals outside the sky?" ”

According to the plot in the Romance of the Gods, Wen Taishi thinks very highly of himself, if you want to say that the opponent is strong, it doesn't matter if you say that the opponent is strong, but you can't be interested in saying that you are weak, so I try to praise the avenue: "Very powerful, this Tianwai Feixian's ability is enough to open mountains and split the sea and turn the stars, and the strong man of the Wa Kingdom has been exhausted in the last battle, and he will definitely not be able to resist." ”

"Oh? Very powerful? Wen Taishi's eyes narrowed slightly, "How does it compare with my generals in the court?" ”

I said casually, "It's hard to say......

Wen Taishi smiled: "Then you mean that we can't resist?" ”

I was overjoyed on the spot, hey, this old thing is obviously not convinced, it would be perfect to play like this - it can not only weaken the strength of Yin Shang, but also solve the attack of the Vegeta by the way, killing two birds with one stone, killing two birds with one stone, this is wonderful!

But I didn't show it on my face, and I immediately raised my hand after saying this and said, "You said it yourself." ”

Wen Taishi looked around and suddenly said, "What do you think?" ”

Among the several princes or princes' candidates, the biggest, and the Nanbohou E Chongyu, who had the most saliva just now, immediately squeaked and said in a rough voice: "Why do you care so much, let's fuck him first!" ”

The king laughed: "Nan Bohou's heroic spirit has not diminished back then, this sentence is unpopular - anyway, we haven't been to the Japanese country, so it's better to fight, I believe that with our army, don't say a flying immortal outside the sky, even if 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals come, it is enough to fight!" ”

Everyone accompanied the king twice, and Beibohou Chonghou Hu also immediately said: "If the king likes it, then I have nothing to say - Chen Chonghou Hu, a Dan heart stands proudly in the snow, only for the king to float incense, love the king without regrets, this love will stay for a long time~ heart!" He stood up and clenched his fists and said, "Please be the striker!" ”

King Su was overjoyed: "Loyalty, loyalty......" He directly turned his face and asked the Taishi: "Taishi, since the two marquis have this intention, why don't we talk about it?" ”

Wen Taishi said lightly: "Don't worry, the king, although Bo Yi Kao is a junior, but since he is sitting here today, let's listen to what he means, right?" ”

Obviously, the king was very deferential to Master Wen, even if he was swept away, he did not show the slightest displeasure, and said sincerely: "What the master said is safe, but the widow is in a hurry-who is that, what do you think?" ”

As soon as the king shouted, he immediately stood up from the last position A young man, who looks like a peach blossom with red lips and white face, and he must be a new generation of spring brother in the modern era, anyway, I can't distinguish between men and women from my level, after getting up, he first stood slim and swayed in the wind and waved his body towards everyone, and then said like a yellow warbler: "King, this matter is a little inappropriate......

The face of the King of Xuan suddenly changed greatly, but before he could speak, Chonghou Hu next to him had already slapped the table and shouted: "Bold junior, the king and a few of us have already decided the matter, and you actually dare to oppose it-have you forgotten your father's fate?" ”

Bo Yi Kao lowered his eyebrows and bowed obediently, but his face did not change at all, and he resolutely said: "Listening to Hou Ye's meaning, I think this battle can be fought, then I want to ask Hou Ye how to fight - whether we Yin Shang can get land, slaves, treasures, or something else - waste money and money to fight for others thousands of miles away, or fight a flying immortal outside the sky, this is not good no matter how you look at it!" ”

Chonghou Hu sneered: "The shore of the land is not the king's land, isn't there another place after the war of the Japanese kingdom, how can it be said that there is no benefit?" ”

Bo Yi Kao reminded: "Master Hou, don't forget, this country and us are still separated by the sea and the ocean!" ”

Chonghou Hu was immediately speechless by this question, and said angrily: "Then we should always uphold justice - the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, who else can the heavy responsibility of maintaining world peace be besides our king?" ”

Bo Yi Kao: "......"

Chonghou Hu said that he won the Boyi exam, and the face of the king of Zhou also softened, and he was about to discuss the matter of sending troops, at this time, Leng Ding heard that the Taishi laughed a few times, and said loudly: "What Chonghou said is very true, our king should indeed take on the heavy responsibility of maintaining world peace, but according to the minister's wishes, maintaining world peace is also a priority, far and near relatives are close and close - since you want to include the Japanese country in our dynasty, then you can't send troops now!" ”

Wang Qi said: "What does the Taishi mean by this? ”

Wen Taishi smiled and said: "Great King, the Wa Kingdom has not surrendered to us in the form of a national letter at this moment, nor has it been vassalized with our dynasty, and now it is just to help with sending troops, and if it occupies his territory in the future, it will be realized, so according to my meaning, either wait for them to send troops after vassalizing our country, or simply wait for the Flying Immortals outside the sky to kill them, and then it will be simple for us to go again?" ”

Everyone couldn't stop nodding their heads when they said this, Sun Gohan's face was so anxious that even I was taken aback - it was really an old fox, this trick was used too yin, and it didn't leak a word, so I didn't offend anyone, so I dismantled my trick...... Paralyzed, what if he really doesn't go to me, can't he help Piccolo and the soon-to-be-resurrected Monkey King fight against his brother first, right?

I immediately cried out, "No, my lord! ”

Everyone looked over, and the king said, "Old driver, do you think Taishi's words are wrong?" ”

"Well, that's definitely right, what the Master said, but-" I coughed: "If the Japanese kingdom is destroyed, we will lose a lot......" "What do you mean by that?" The king said, "Do they have anything else to pay attention to?" ”

I asked tentatively, "King, do you know who invented the bikini?" ”

The king was shocked when he heard this, and said in a lost voice: "Could it be a Japanese countryman?" ”

I said conclusively: "Yes, it was invented by the Japanese people, their people are fierce, there are many boys and girls, and the women do not wear clothes in order to reproduce, so they directly wrap the sheets on their bodies and put pillows around their waists and go out, and whoever is arrested is counted - their descendants don't even use their names, and they take their surnames wherever they are born, what fields, wells, mountains, Watanabe......

"Huh?" All the important ministers and the king drooled together: "So good? ”

"And that's not all!" I continued to blow the wind: "They also invented various gameplay methods such as bundling, hanging upside down, and dripping wax, which are extremely novel, and there are AV, *** Ice and Fire Triple Heaven ......"

"Needless to say!" The king stood up violently: "I have figured it out: the people of the Japanese country are too pitiful, we must save them...... Intangible cultural heritage is also an object that needs to be protected, and they must not be exterminated! ”

"Yes!" Chonghou Hu and E Chongyu shouted in unison, and shouted together: "King, let me save them from fire and water this time!" ”

The king said solemnly: "This matter is very important, you Aiqing don't have to fight, the widow has to put on the ...... himself" Halfway through the words, Daji next to him coughed heavily, and the words of the king of Zhou slipped down and turned around: "...... Draped, uh, and then that sacrifice to the sky, and then send the old lady out of the horse must be a good thing - the old lady, you will work hard, I beg you! ”

The situation turned dark in an instant, Wen Taishi obviously didn't react, the king promised to send troops too quickly, even if he wanted to stop it, he couldn't stop it, and at this moment, he listened to him ask in person, so he could only helplessly say: "Since the king has spoken...... Alas, let's go! ”

The king laughed a few times, immediately sat down to appease Daji, and waved at us casually: "Disperse the meeting, go back to each house and find your own mother-I won't leave you to eat today!" ”

We all got up to say goodbye to the king, he just waved his hand simply, except when Bo Yi took the salute, he glanced at it, and there was endless deep meaning in his eyes, needless to say, it should be this kid's words that he remembered - sure enough, he was destined to be killed, and he was born with a mocking face, and it was really hard for me to save him!

Although I am a three-grade old driver, but compared with the Taishi, the position is much lower, none of them paid attention to me, Wen Taishi went out to order the general, the two Hou Ye made an appointment to drink at night, Bo Yi Kao also lowered his head and walked slowly, when I went out, there was still only the waiter waiting for me, and when I saw me come out, I was happy to greet me: "My lord, you have made meritorious service again today!" ”

"What do you mean?" I was curious: "Is this also considered meritorious?" ”

"That's right, you took the Taishi away again!" The chamberlain squeezed his eyebrows and said: "You don't know, what the king is most afraid of is that the prince is in charge of him in the court, and I don't know how happy I am to get him out to fight - I'm afraid that he is about to rise again!" ”

I smiled bitterly and said, "I don't care if I am promoted or not, don't be surprised......" I suddenly remembered something and asked, "By the way, did you notice the king's eyes at the door just now?" How is it, do you feel that you are not dealing with Bo Yi? ”

"Hmm!" The chamberlain nodded heavily: "Do you know what constellation the king is?" ”

"Huh?" I was shocked: "You guys actually got this far?" ”

"What the astrologer said," said the chamberlain, "they are in charge of divining the horoscopes, telling us what constellations everyone in the palace is, and then speculating on the personalities of people according to the constellations - I have a good relationship with the astrologer, and the constellation of the king is what he secretly told me!" ”

"Uh......"

The chamberlain continued to say mysteriously: "Our king is a Virgo, and the people of this zodiac sign are the most angry and revengeful, and you must remember it!" ”

I blurted out, "...... It's a virgin guy for a long time!? ”