We started to open up the stall at six o'clock, and at seven o'clock we started to open the stall at the mouth of the alley, and the work did not pull a radish or a pit, I was responsible for the barbecue, Lori Xi collected money on the side, and Xiao Diamond Wind helped back and forth, and he was stealing food anytime and anywhere, and finally the most important and specific work of the sword god - to do the outside staring, but anyone who does not pay for it immediately shot. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

I thought it was very good, I thought it was a barbecue slice that killed all the taste buds in seconds, and the stall must be open today with gongs and drums, firecrackers, red flags, and crowds, quite a spectacular situation, who knows that the reality is so skinny that it is about to catch up with the skeleton, it is not bad, pure and pure miserable, and a guest was stunned for two hours.

I sat on the stool with a dying breath and beckoned everyone to gather together, and the couple also lost the energy of the day, and leaned over with a sigh, even Brother Simon was full of untimely life: "Brothers, let's talk about it, what's going on?" ”

Lori frowned: "Hey, why did you say there were so many people when we ate dumplings yesterday, it's almost twelve o'clock, we're hitting the evil spirit, right?" ”

Xiao Zuanfeng stopped humming a song in his mouth, and handed a gesture next to him: "Why don't you take a look around?" ”

Lolita looked left and right a few times, and suddenly reacted: "They dare to come!" ”

"Don't say that you don't have it, you can go a little bit!" I wailed and wiped my tears: "If we don't open today, we will all have to drink the wind tomorrow!" ”

Everyone was instantly dumbfounded, and only after half a small drill wind did they say cautiously: "Cousin, isn't our location wrong!" ”

"Huh?" I was stunned and said, "How is that possible?" Think about it, where are there supper stalls on our two streets, and you have to walk two streets to the back door of the school to eat dumplings, why did we choose the wrong place? ”

"Don't say it, you may not have chosen it on the spot!" Lolixi suddenly remembered something: "Don't look at the fact that we have a lot of people during the day, but they all come to the market to buy vegetables, in addition to the old community across the street, the people who live there are all together except for the square dance waist drum team, what else can be gathered, let alone eat supper and skewers; This side of the street is the back wall of the community, and there are all the main entrances and side doors, and there is no shortage of stalls - why do you say that people are leaving us here? ”

"Oops!" I slapped my head: "Oops, I forgot about this stubble!" ”

Xiao Zhuanfeng hurriedly said, "Why don't we move immediately?" ”

"Yes, yes, we have to ......hurry up," I casually said and was about to start, when suddenly my mind moved: "Hey, no, at least not today--the stall outside has to take a place, we will be early tomorrow, and it will be too late today." ”

At this time, Brother Simon, who had not been angry, spoke: "I'll go find the land." After saying that, he turned around and left, without any ambiguity, and walked away cleanly and crunchyly.

I took off my hat and apron and threw it on the table: "I'll go too." ”

The situation has changed greatly through the two streets, red men and green women are boiling, bustling students are swaying all over the street, Internet cafes, restaurants, game halls, supermarkets have everything on the street, food, clothing, housing and transportation, followed by grilled skewers, cold noodles, duck neck, fried potatoes, stinky tofu, iron plate squid... I was really guessed by Lolita.,Eat and buy.,The price is cheap.,I'm not willing to go near and far!

Compared to the business of the stalls in this neighborhood, our place is almost like a cemetery.

What's even more tragic is that there are already stalls in all hot places, one by one at all, and I walked along the street with sparse people before I found a place to put it, but then I looked at it, hey, there is a public toilet on the side, who am I selling this string to?

This thing looks really hard to do, and it can't be done if you don't go back and sum it up......

Ouch!

Someone suddenly shouted in the middle of the road, and when I turned my head, I saw a small flat head in his forties lying in front of a white ford, howling vigorously, and everyone next to him stopped to watch, as if he had hit someone.

There was a woman in her twenties and thirties who got out of the car, and she couldn't see her true face clearly even after putting on makeup, she only felt very beautiful and fashionable, with a timid and anxious look in her eyebrows, and she didn't know where to put her hands and feet: "I, I'm not next to you, I'm not next to you at all... Why did you fall? ”

The man lying on the ground covered his legs and screamed vigorously, he didn't get close to see it, he only felt that he was full of anger and wailed to the sky, and when he killed the pig, the pig was not as miserable as he called!

"Not yet?" The man who fell to the ground was silent, but a guy wearing a gold necklace and a shaved head next to him shouted: "Tell you, we all saw it, and you hit him!" ”

I hurriedly found a flower bed to stand on and watched the world develop from a high vantage point.

Not only bald, but also a little man with a goatee next to him also put aside and shouted: "That's it!" We are witnesses. ”

"I—I'm really not next to him......" The girl was so anxious that she stamped her feet: "Besides, I don't have any marks on the car!" ”

The grandson lying on the ground squinted his eyes and snorted: "Next to each other!" It's next to each other! Didn't you say I could walk on the ground...... Ouch, my back hurts, am I dying?! ”

The bald head became more and more proud, pointing at the people who spat and shouting, and the people around him retreated a lot, "I heard it, it's the person you hit - hurry up and lose money, if you don't lose money, we won't be done with you today!" ”

A student next to him was dissatisfied, "Aren't you slanderous?" I could see it clearly from the side just now, and I fell down without hitting him......" "What are you talking about?" The goatee went up to his collar and said fiercely, "Say it again, I'll listen?" ”

"I—I didn't say anything...... the student immediately cringed, grabbed his collar and began to pull back: "I didn't see ......" The classmate next to him hurriedly interceded together: "He didn't say anything, he didn't say anything......"

If this is a classroom or dormitory unit, then the goatee is definitely useless to intimidate, college students have the courage to smash any person or species to the death, but this is the student on the street alone, where can I compete with these ruffians and hooligans!

The goatee slammed him into the crowd, raised his voice and said, "I didn't see the nonsense clearly, believe it or not, buddy looking for your bedroom?" Looking around, the students he was staring at immediately took two steps back, not to mention talking too much, and did not even dare to look at each other—but they did not retreat as far as they did when their bald heads spit on the stars.

The girl also reacted: "You guys are touching porcelain!" ”

The bald head sneered: "Don't say that you really hit someone, even if you touch porcelain, you deserve it, who told you not to install a tachograph?" ”

Goatee immediately followed: "That's it, you call the police and we'll say the same!" ”

With this dialogue, passers-by almost all understood what happened, and this era of looking at faces instantly made everyone understand loyalty, treachery, good and evil, that is, because of the intimidation of the porcelain trio, otherwise there would have been righteous and brave people who came forward, but unfortunately this kind of plot appears too much in the novel, especially the nonsensical funny essays have long been without this routine - so everyone looks at it, and the whispered discussion is the whispered discussion, and no one stands up to save the United States and eliminate violence!

The girl looks twenty-six, seventy-eight, nine years old, and there is no fierce spirit between her eyebrows and eyes that she has seen the wind and waves of grassroots heroes. Her face flushed, and she said angrily, "You bandits—I won't give you the money even if I throw it away!" ”

The bald man's face changed, it was estimated that the goatee group's behavior of mocking the students just now gave him great confidence, and he looked up to the sky and laughed: "Don't be delusional that someone will come to help you, hurry up and pay for it, the price will increase here in the grinding buddy!" ”

The girl was indeed a little overwhelmed by this posture, and said casually at a loss: "How much do you want?" ”

Xiao Pingtou groaned and stretched out his palm: "At least five thousand!" ”

The people around him began to talk again: "It's too dark! You said clearly: "This is a bullying girl who sees that it is up to five hundred, and he is really embarrassed to speak!" ”

The girl hatefully took out a stack of tickets from her bun, and reached out to pick it up happily, but she turned around and slapped the stacked tickets on the roof of the car, and shouted around: "Whoever comes out to testify that I didn't hit anyone, I'll give him five thousand!" ”

Suddenly a voice came out behind me and said, "This is a bounty, right?" ”

Turning my head to see, hey, Ximen didn't know when he ran up to me, standing on tiptoe on the flower bed and looking like a cliff, seeing me turn my head and chase after me: "Ask you!" ”

I snorted: "The bounty is a bounty, but the problem is that you don't plan to make this money, do you?" You're a sword god! ”

Ximen blew the snow and said loudly: "The sword god also has to eat!" ”

I want to cry without tears: a good sword god has crossed over and is forced to compete with the little hooligans, tell me what the cruelty of reality has become! As long as others have a relationship with the time-traveler, they will be smooth sailing and raise their eyebrows, what am I - can anyone still read this novel if this is a novel?

I was thinking about it, Brother Simon had already jumped down from the flower bed, and he was about to squeeze into the crowd, so I hurriedly pulled him down: "Even if you put down your body, it depends on whether people want it or not, you wait a little longer......"

Simon turned his head and said, "I'm not qualified enough?" ”

"It doesn't matter if you're qualified or not, people are looking for witnesses and not thugs, you can't commit perjury, right?"

Simon blew the snow and said, "Can't you clean up people?" ”

I shook my head: "You can't get any money for beating people!" Besides, it is not appropriate for you to do such a shameful and shameless thing as perjury. ”

Ximen Fuxue thought for a moment, and suddenly squinted at me: "You can only go together?" ”

I was stunned, stomped my feet and said, "I'm also qualified, right?!" ”

When I was fighting with Ximen Chuixue, I was not idle over there, the world gradually escalated, the bald goatee and the little flat-headed man saw that the girl was rich and there were students here, and no one dared to come out like this, and the arrogance was even more arrogant, and the bald head suddenly slapped the roof of the car and drank: "Die your heart!" To be honest, don't say that you can't find anyone to testify today, even if you find a buddy, you won't recognize it...... If you don't want to give money, unless you accompany your buddy Lele, it's useless for the gods to come! ”

The goatee and the little flat head on the ground began to laugh in a voice that a man understands, and the pimples on his face swelled up.

The girl scolded, "Don't push me up! ”

The bald head pretended to say: "I'll force you, what can you do?" How many more times will you squeeze me when you open the house later? ”

The girl was furious and slammed her purse on the roof of the car, shouting around: "Whoever helps me beat these guys, the money in the bag belongs to him!" ”

Although I don't know how much the girl has in her bag, but from the posture she made just now, I knew that it must be indispensable, and someone on the side was moved at that time, but this impatient mind was just an idea before it could be implemented, and the bald head had already sneered and touched it from his trouser pocket, followed by a shiny folding knife in his hand......

The careful thoughts that were stirred up by the money suddenly died down, and everyone was honest in an instant!

……

Since the words of beating the girl were thrown, the mood of our great sword god can be described as ecstatic, and he was only one step away from reaching the point of crying with joy, and he strode through the crowd, "I'm coming!" ”

"Be nosy!"

The bald head obviously didn't expect anyone to dare to come out, first stunned, and then burst into laughter, the bald head walked towards Brother Simon while laughing, and raised his foot very casually and kicked it over: "Hey, kid, get out!" Goatee also looked around and scolded angrily and funny: "Whose child is this, someone cares about it and no one cares?" I don't care if I bump into it......"

Seeing that the bald feet were in front of him, Simon suddenly stretched out his hand and poked it twice with his hand at will, and the bald head and goatee suddenly covered his legs and fell to the ground, grinning and foaming at the mouth, and his throat was whining, and he couldn't make a sound at all-I don't know where the poke was, anyway, it was only two times and the dog was gone.

Xiao Pingtou was taken aback, got up from the front of the car, took out a folding knife from his pocket and opened it with a click, and pointed at the crowd in a panic and shouted: "Who?" Who did it, give me a ......"

It seems that he doesn't believe that these two were dried up by Simon blowing snow, of course, if this is the same for me - a four or five-year-old child can sunflower point acupuncture, who would believe this!

Brother Simon didn't say a word, and poked again, Xiao Pingtou didn't snort, and fell to the ground like a shrimp.

The people present, including the girl, exclaimed, obviously they didn't expect this thin four or five-year-old child to be so powerful, and he cleaned up the strong man with a gesture, and the most terrifying thing was that he also lifted weights lightly without any effort - this behavior beyond the scope of ordinary people's thinking instantly shocked everyone!

Then, in the stunned eyes of everyone, Simon walked away like fireworks in the world, waved his sleeves, and only took the five thousand yuan......

I tiptoed out of the crowd, walking on the way home in high spirits, in a very good mood, not only taught the porcelain hooligan a lesson and earned five thousand oceans made my heart happy, not to mention anything else, at least Ming'er has no problem with food and clothing.

As I walked, my phone rang suddenly, and as soon as I connected it, I heard Miss Ren's unruly shouting: "Hey, why aren't you here when I brought someone over to eat skewers?" Come back, you boys can't keep themselves busy! ”

"Look, you can't keep your little appetite busy?" I casually said, "How much?" ”

"Saying it scares you to death! In my face, the big beauties of the school makeup association and the taste association have arrived, dozens of them, and your stools are not enough! ”

I was shocked on the spot, and within a tenth of a second I could taste the meaning of these words - my God! The first step to fame has finally been taken!